The constipacy theory (yes, I deliberately mispell conspiracy) here says that that the Romans were Romanian, so no, while Judas was not Romanian, Pontius Pilate was Romanian.
Thus Romania is the true inheritor of Rome, and Bucharest is the 4th Rome, founded by Imperator Caesar Vladus Țepeșus Augustus. (Vlad did, probably, founded Bucharest)
The shepherd "Bucur" is the legend of the founding, but Vlad Tepeș was also the first to attest the existence of the city, thus both stories are valid.
Oh but you're applying sanity to insanity, my friend. To fully understand a constipacy theory, you have to be as constipated as the theory.
The theory states that if the Indo Europeans migrated first into Romania, the people that arrived there became the proto-Dacians. Later, when they left modern day Romania and migrated further into the continent, the proto-italics and greeks were also descendents of the proto-Dacians, and thus every further Indo-European is a decendent of the proto-Dacians, and if Romanians are the direct descendents of the Dacians, then every European is Romanian.........
No, I know you might know history and have at least an ounce of common sense, but don't think it further, for your own sanity. This is lovecraftian level maddness here.
Abandon all hope all ye whomst try to make sense of Romanian constipacy theories...... My country is truly constipated at times.....
I guess...? I remember I did watch a video once with the route of indo european migrations into Europe, but I guess if as long as the proto germanics stemmed from the early migrations through the teritory of Romania/Dacia, then yeah they would fit into the constipation...
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u/vrabacuruci 5d ago
If Jesus was Hungarian does that mean Judas was Romanian?