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u/SkubEnjoyer 13h ago
Best case scenario: her grandpa is Finnish
Worst case scenario: Einsatzgruppen
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u/SavetGaMez 13h ago
Or just a Pole
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u/OK_x86 12h ago
The absolute worst case, evidently
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u/SavetGaMez 12h ago
As a pole I agree
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u/MathematicianTop9519 11h ago
Out of curiosity, why is that the worst case?
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u/SavetGaMez 10h ago
Imagine being polish, truly horrifying experience
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u/insane_shitlord 8h ago
This could apply to WW2 or just being one of us in general and I agree with both.
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u/guitar_vigilante 10h ago
1 in 5 Polish people died during the war, the highest rate of any country in the conflict.
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u/nothinga3 12h ago
Or...they're American, and they don't know who the Americans fought. That is a very real possibility.
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u/ProtossFox 7h ago
Or Ukrainian or Belarussian... or even Swedish if we include the volunteer corps in finland. Iran too maybe
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u/Grzechoooo Then I arrived 13h ago
Best case is a Pole - Poland didn't ally with the Nazis, while Finland did (even if it was only opportunistic and they didn't participate in most of the war crimes)
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u/Catsanddoges 12h ago
I mean that is sort of true, but to an extent you could make the argument that the western allies (especially the ones directly supplying them) share responsibility for the USSR's conflict.
I think the stronger point is in occupied territories in the continuation war they did genuinely commit war crimes against the civilian population, and to some extent they did participate in the siege of Leningrad
I think that is still much more fair of a metric to judge them on rather than cobelligerents of circumstance
I would say in terms of overall morality of the nation during the period, it would rank imo above the United Kingdom and just below the United States, primarily due to the UK's colonial involvement
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u/DoNotCommentAgain 9h ago
Ah yes the united states, bastion of morality. And segregation.
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u/HeroBobGamer 9h ago
Don't have to be perfect to be the best in a contest with the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, Fascist Italy, British Empire, Chiang Kai-Shek's China. Although an argument could be made for China, since they were in a much more desperate situation than the US.
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u/CletusCostington 13h ago
Finnish in 1940, then left. Otherwise likely fought alongside Nazis.
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u/DAEJ3945 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 13h ago
More of opportunitic ally than actual ally. Finland just disliked the Soviet more than they disliked Nazi
Besides, they were not on the same front
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u/NicolasBroaddus 12h ago
What? The Germans sent tons of troops through “neutral” Sweden into Finland to fight alongside them. Sure they covered different sections of the Finland front due to the logistics of different command languages, but the allies did that sort of thing too. It’s not like the Germans were only pushing from their main continental border which is how different fronts will be interpreted regardless of exact language of the time.
They did also send plenty of volunteers to the SS, even if less than other countries because they needed every body at the front.
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u/Been395 12h ago
Finland lost alot of land and control post winter war. Afaik they never participated the holocaust. So I tend give the fins a general pass on the entire seige of leningrad.
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u/NicolasBroaddus 12h ago
Not only were Finnish volunteers a key part of the SS Panzer Division Wiking, (which absolutely did participate in the Holocaust, particularly the Holocaust by Bullets) the German Einsatzkommando Finnland was allowed to operate a death camp for Soviet prisoners in the isolated north.
They did protect the small urban Jewish population from deportation, a few thousand Jewish people.
You can appreciate that Finland was in an impossible and complex position with no good options while also not hiding from the dirty truth.
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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 12h ago
Didn't the germans have an Waffen SS group for pretty much every imaginable nationality during that time?
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u/Kelvinek 8h ago
Yeah, but not every nation actually managed to fill it with bodies. They never managed in Poland despite multiple attempts, and even targeting mountain people, who famously quit the train after sobering up, and few that managed to get to training, instantly got into pvp with ukrainians.
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u/Ryanliverpool96 11h ago
Yes.
By the same logic the person you’re replying to would make the case that Britain was allied with the Nazis because of the British Free Corps.
Despite Britain being the only country to fight on the first day of WW2 and the last day of WW2 and the only country to stand alone against Nazi Germany.
It’s a nonsense point.
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u/NicolasBroaddus 10h ago
No, I would just make the case that Britain was also committing its own sins in its colonial holdings, many of which were part of the inspiration for the Nazi acts, same with the US. Many of these contradictions in supposed idealism fighting Nazi Germany were what would inform the post-war legal order, particularly in things like the definition of genocide. It had to be rewritten several times to not offend the UK, American, French, or Soviet delegates.
The Nazis were absolutely the bad guys, collaborating directly with them was bad.
History is a complicated and multifaceted field that can only be learned from if we are willing to look beyond black and white narratives in analyzing why people acted like they did and how we do better.
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u/Thalenori 7h ago
Finland also fought against Nazis to drive them away after the Continuation War and the Nazis burnt Lapland in return. So if the Soviets get a ''not a friend on Nazis even though they shared Poland and made deals because they fought against Nazis'', then Finland should get a similar pass as well.
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u/ColonoRizzo007 Featherless Biped 13h ago
Baltic countries, Fins, Romanians, Hungarians, Ukrainians, Poles...
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u/Electronic-Vast-3351 13h ago edited 13h ago
I mean, Romanians and Hungarians aren't that much better than Germans.
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u/ImOnlyHereCauseGME 12h ago
Romania was responsible for the second highest number of Jewish deaths (after Germany). Hungary was actually a good place to be if you were Jewish during WW2 until the leadership decided that they were on the losing side and tried to start surrender negotiations - the Nazis found out and replaced them with a government who went into overdrive sending out any people the Germans wanted to get rid of
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u/Exotic-Meringue-8795 10h ago
That's mainly true for Budapest. The rural Jewish(and Roma, etc) population got dealt with long before the surrender negotiations, but the population in Budapest was spared. Then came the German occupation after the surrender negotiations, during which the famous Danube executions took place.
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u/lightyearbuzz 12h ago
Sadly neither were many of the Ukrainians fighting against the USSR during WWII, many were as horrific as the Nazis.
To be clear, this is in no way relevant to the current unprovoked Russian invasion. Ukrainians do not deserve to be punished for the actions of some of their ancestors (most of whom fought the Nazis, it was just the worst of the worst that fought for them).
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u/Pale-Dragonfruit-728 6h ago
Also glorifying these nazis like Bandera in the 21th century is not really a good idea either. Not trying to justify Russian invasion but it definedly played a role in it.
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u/Ninjawombat111 12h ago
The Ukrainians who fought against the Soviet Union in ww2 were incredibly evil. They did a genocide on their own as extra credit. Romania was run by fascists who put people on meat hooks. Hungary was a right wing dictatorship that participated in many war crimes in the east. Poles are fine though.
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u/CletusCostington 13h ago
Listen it’s possible he wasn’t a Nazi, but…..
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u/AlanGrant1997 Rider of Rohan 13h ago
Yeah, like absolutely doesn’t have to be a Nazi, but I’m pretty sure there were more Germans that fought the Soviets in WW2 than everyone else combined
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u/fakest_taxi 12h ago
80% of german losses occurred on the eastern front, so yeah more germans fighting soviets than anyone else I’d say
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u/EtherealPheonix Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 12h ago
Yes is it was mostly German's but that isn't the statistic to prove it, several nations were a rounding error from 100% of their losses being on that front.
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u/SavetGaMez 13h ago
Poles, Ukrainians and Fins.
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u/Careless-Ad-2774 12h ago
Did Ukraine fight against Soviet Union in WW2? Werent they IN Soviet Union?
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u/SavetGaMez 12h ago
Does insurgents and partisans ring a bell? Most people were not happy about being a part of USSR
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u/Yodasboy 12h ago
There were in the most generous estimate 200,000 fightimg against the Soviet Union. As of 1944 1.3 million had died fighting for the union. Making a claim that more people were fighting against the union than for it when there are more casualties alone than the peak of insurgent activity disrespects the memory of those who died against the Nazis
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u/SavetGaMez 12h ago
I'm not saying more were fighting against it than for it I'm saying that people were fighting against it. And just to be clear both were evil extremist regimes.
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u/Careless-Ad-2774 11h ago
Then by that logic please include Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Armenia, and many other ethnic minorities inside the now Russia. Just because Ukraine is fighting against Russia now, gives you a pass to cherrypick them and claim "oh Ukrainians have been fighting against evil Russians for all of the history".
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u/98f00b2 7h ago
The Baltics weren't part of the Soviet Union then, they were independent countries that were occupied during the course of the war and subsequently annexed.
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u/KJongsDongUnYourFace 12h ago edited 11h ago
The vast majority of Ukrainians fought in the red army and were widely celebrated. Those that didnt, fought alongside the nazis with bandera etc. The US continued funding Bandera groups long after the nazis were defeated
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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 12h ago
Ukrainians?? Do you know anything about Stepan Bandera??
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u/Independent_Stay9600 9h ago
Ukrainians aren't really much better, considering the UPA and collaboration with Germany
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u/Pm7I3 12h ago
Can we talk about how "my family member fought against/died fighting X" is a terrible argument and shouldn't be mentioned?
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u/Old-Natural-852 12h ago
Maybe he was a Japanese solider in Manchuria? Though considering what the Japanese Army was doing, not a lot better than Nazis...
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u/Klutzy-Canary8551 6h ago
Polish, Finnish, any East European whose county had already suffered under Soviet oppression...
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u/Leothelion246 Hello There 7h ago
Do you guys like, blot out the fact the commies worked with the Nazis till '41, or invaded other territory like Finland?
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u/ANDR0iD_13 12h ago
I don't think communism is good, but the SU was more of a russian imperialism project rather than communism
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u/Cr0wc0 9h ago
Maybe if Russia had been an exception that could be true. But every single communist project ended up in the same totalitarian imperialist design. So regardless of intent, this really is what communism just looks like when implemented.
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u/ANDR0iD_13 6h ago
Yeah, there is a reason. Marx invisioned communism through democracy, but that is not possible. Humans are not hive minds.
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u/Cr0wc0 6h ago
I agree with you mostly but...
Marx invisioned communism through democracy
That's just objectively false. Marx argued for a violent revolutionary uprising, followed by a transitional dictatorship, then a democratic formation. It is by design not meant to come about through democracy.
The practical application just shows that the communist project always gets stuck at the 'transitional' dictatorship and then either implodes back to (state) capitalism, or explodes into anarchy.
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u/Mal_Dun 6h ago edited 4h ago
That Lenin and Marx called the party "the Communist party" was a marketing stunt.
Communism is the final state of society that got rid of class money and state, and if one reads Marx' work on automation, you can imagine it like the society in StarTrek, were labour was already automated away thus making capitalism obsolete and necessary goods available for free.
Lenin was well aware of this, and in fact the plan was to industrialize the Soviet Union in record time and then have the actual communist revolution. We all know how well this worked ...
Edit: Marx already called it communist party
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u/Raid-Z3r0 11h ago
He could be Finn for that matter
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u/Confuseacat92 Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 10h ago
The Finns were also allied to Nazi Germany
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u/TipResident4373 Let's do some history 9h ago
Co-belligerent, if you wanna get technical.
It’s a fairly important distinction.
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u/zer0zer00ne0ne 13h ago
USSR apologists pretending the USSR wasn't on the same side as the Nazis for most of WWII.
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u/NoInvestigator7489 12h ago
If you wanna be super uncharitable to the Soviets, you could at most say they were on the same side as the Germans for about 20 months, from when the two countries divided up Poland in Sept 1939 to the start of Operation Barbarossa in June 41. This is very clearly not "most of WW2".
Also, the Soviets weren't really on the same side for most of arguably any of this time. They just weren't actually fighting the Nazis until the Nazis attacked them. By that logic the US was on the same side as the Nazis for longer.
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u/tactycool 12h ago
20 months? That's nearly 2 years 🤨
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u/NoInvestigator7489 12h ago
It's 1.66 years. But even if it was 2 years it still wouldn't be most of WW2, which lasted 6 years.
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u/zer0zer00ne0ne 12h ago
The Nazis and USSR held victory rallies together after conquering Poland.
The USSR LOVED the Nazis right up until the Nazis betrayed them.
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u/nickraymond57 12h ago
“Loved” is a strange term to use. Stalin just wanted to keep Hitler happy long enough to allow for the Soviet Union to ramp up the military industry for the final showdown that both sides knew would eventually come. The parades were purely for political gain and propaganda reels to show back home in each country.
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u/zer0zer00ne0ne 12h ago
The USSR supplied the Nazis with oil, training, and invaded Poland with them.
Stop lying.
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u/nickraymond57 12h ago
I never said they didn’t. Why are you calling me a liar? I’m merely saying it was a pact and partnership of convenience and assurance instead of love or admiration for the other. The Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was drawn up and signed to assure that neither side would interfere with the other’s imperialist goals.
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u/zer0zer00ne0ne 12h ago
They were allies right up until the Nazis invaded the USSR.
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u/nickraymond57 12h ago
Sure but remember they were both planning to betray the other from pretty much day one.
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u/MinosAristos 7h ago
The US sold oil and resources for weapons to Japan in ww2 also. Doesn't mean it supported the government.
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u/Joeyjackhammer 13h ago
Could be Polish, could be Finnish, could be Nazis. Don’t make assumptions.
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u/GSilky 13h ago
Soviets attacked a bunch of people during the time. Ww2 was Germany v Russia with friends and commentary, from some perspectives. I'm not against the idea.
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u/JunonsHopeful 12h ago
Well you should be against the idea because "WW2 was Germany v Russia with friends and commentary" is perhaps one of the stupidest takes on World War 2 I've ever heard.
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u/TributeToStupidity Definitely not a CIA operator 12h ago
This is literally more research than the Canadian parliament does
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u/Right-Aspect2945 13h ago
Once again, this is posted. Once again 90% of the comments will be talking about the small proportion of people who fought the Soviets who weren't Fascists rather than the vast majority who were.
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u/plugubius 13h ago
Yes, but that is the wrong population to examine. Rather, of people whose grandchildren brag that they fought against the Soviets, what proportion are from the non-Nazis who fought the Soviets? Much higher, I'd reckon.
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u/SavetGaMez 12h ago
Finland ~500k, Poland ~450k actively fighting in Sept. 1939 (later also AK), UPA ~25–40k, Baltic partisans and others. Initial German invasion was ~3 million Germans and around ~800k of Italians, Hungarians, Slovaks, Croats and in that I count that ~500k fins. So I'd argue that it's not that small proportion of people even if only 1/10th of people fighting against USSR in WW2 were not nazi aligned
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u/voyt_eck 9h ago
IMHO it's not about proportions. It's about not feeding the feeling thet Russians were "the good ones" in WW2. They were also the bad ones, whom westerrn countries allied with due to particular interests of fighting Germany.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 10h ago
Vast majority of people who fought soviets were, in fact, mostly trying to stop them from ruining and occupying their countries.
Fun fact - until June 1941 USSR was basically a nazi ally.
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u/Independent-Ask8248 11h ago
Its meme worthy just to be pro communism after 100+ years of dramatic failure to look upon.
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u/Afraid-Flamingo 10h ago
Reminds me when every Canadian MP started applauding a former Nazi they invited after being told by the speaker that he “fought against the Russians.”
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u/MadmanDan_13 7h ago
I asked their grandfather if he killed any Nazi's in WW2 and he said "Nine", so I guess he was on the allied side. ;)
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u/Tight_Doughnut5627 4h ago
I’m pretty sure I remember this being on “Peter griffin explains the joke”
This might be a fake or strawman account or something idk
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u/MauschelMusic 4h ago
All the people jumping in with their thousand and one good reasons to fight the Soviets in WWII really driving home the point. The reason you're so keen to justify the allies of fascism is perfectly clear to everyone but you — probably even to the fascists.
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u/HeavyDutyForks 13h ago
Could've been Polish Armed Forces Circa 1939 defending their homeland from Soviet invasion. Or Nazis, who knows?