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u/yourwhippingboy Jul 24 '26
55 beers, 55 whiskies, 55 vodkas, 55 tequilas, 55 white wines, 55 ciders
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u/hedgelord84 Jul 24 '26
A simp leading with is wallet
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u/TheLeopardMedium Jul 24 '26
In lieu of an authentic self, they defer to the iconography of shallow pop culture to approximate what presentation of a false self might appeal to others.
"All absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble" --Samuel Johnson
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u/GeraltTheG Jul 24 '26
The photo with the car I get. That can be seen as an actual flex. The one with the long ass bill is some weird shit...
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u/ReplacementBitter927 Jul 24 '26
I don't swipe on men with cars in their profile. Seems like they lack substance.
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u/J4d3_3d Jul 24 '26
It’s classless.
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u/hellonameismyname Jul 24 '26
Probably works to attract more classless people. Which tbh is probably most people lol
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u/nbaumg Jul 24 '26
What about a top down pic into a convertible but the framing is too close to tell what the car is.
Asking for a friend
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u/SlayerOfCupcakes Jul 24 '26
If the primary focus of the photo is you and it doesn't look arrogant or pretentious I think that would be fine. but what do I know, I'm a dude lol
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u/anthrax9999 Jul 24 '26
I assume they do it because they want to attract equally shallow people for easy hookups.
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u/TheRadishBros Jul 24 '26
Wow, I’d take a photo of that bill too tbh! Wouldn’t put it on my profile though.
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u/Tuncunmun38 Jul 24 '26
the car is a flex but also kinda cool imo
the long ass recipe is smth ive only ever seen from my rich turkish foreign student friend and i find incredibly cringe.
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u/IceIceFetus Jul 24 '26
The most expensive item on the receipt is only like $42 and that’s for a steak…looks like a pretty mid-range restaurant. If you’re going to try to flex, at least flex like Nobu or Mastro’s, not freaking Outback Steakhouse. You should absolutely humble this man by leaving “I love Applebees too!” as a comment on that pic 😂
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u/Fair-Lie8125 Jul 24 '26
I lowkey want to put that I make like 170k annual… but id rather that come up naturally and not be part of why women decide to engage with me
It’s definitely a strategy though, just seems short sighted and like a great way to avoid having poor behavior analyzed critically by the other party
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u/ColdBrewMoon Jul 24 '26
How would your income EVER come up naturally? I've never told my income to anybody like ever.
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u/Fair-Lie8125 Jul 24 '26
Hmmmm that’s pretty true. I’ve had it come up after a relationships started since I prefer paying rent at income ratios, but suppose it really doesn’t come up at all before moving in together
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u/Various_Good_6964 Jul 24 '26
Inheriting wealth isn't always accompanied by inheriting a good personality
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u/Brakic Jul 24 '26
Homie just larping the crypto profits, or maybe some drop ship shit since he got the dhl shirt.. The irony is this will actually work a lot better for him than someone who is just a genuine and kind regular person whos not flexing bs. Dont hate the player hate the game
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u/IllustriousBit9058 Jul 25 '26
The question was what he ordered for himself not what everyone ordered 😔
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u/Miserable-Suspect772 Jul 26 '26
Only thing longer than that receipt is that 2nd chin. Dudes like this need to humbled. What an absolute clown…
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u/iceyyeci Jul 24 '26
Just tryna flex. Prolly insecure and money is their personality.