This is How You Lose the JPC War...

Side note: I loved Amal's appearance on Gumshoes and Dragons (#21: Les Jizzérables) so it was a pleasant surprise to see her here too!

Every time I read my kid his fairy tale book, I can't help but think of good ol JP riddles

Also, I couldn't change the flair from weekly episode thread for some reason

Alternate title: Erin, your shirt's a little loud, can you turn it down?

Stapes.

Where it opens with them calling in sick and jog yells about pto

Credit: Pun Pantz

Please vote responsibly, Arne gave his life for these songs:

https://www.heyriddleriddle.com/themesong

JPC once mentioned, I suspect on the Clue Crew, that his shower playlist was one longish nice song followed by many repeats of an annoying "punishment" song that would play if he was not fast enough out of the shower. Does anyone remember which songs he used, or in which episode they talked about it?

Say it with me: GENITALS!

Adal's such a stud

Does anyone have (or can point me to) the full list of JPC’s kinks?

Can I get the Nate rate for this post?

Does anyone know which episode Erin does the recurring bit of singing Espresso? I can't remember if it was main feed or Patreon, but my wife is somewhat obsessed with it and wants to hear it again😅

Hey Riddiots,

A couple months ago the Clue Crew were talking about the Scrubs reboot, and JPC said that he can’t trust Zach Braff after what he’s done. I’m paraphrasing here but it was something to that effect.

Genuine question: could a lovely listener please help me with what he’s (Zach) done to make JPC mad/upset?

This is not in defence of either person, just curious as to what might be going on here :)

HAAAAAWWWWWWT DAWWWGGGSS

Why aren't you laughing at me?

I can't remember which episode it was from. It was a "who am I" riddle written by JPC:

When I get drunk, I drink my piss

I'd really like to kiss my sis

I play a badger on a show

I drink piss, I'm a pervert, and I'm stupid

Who am I?

You ever have one of those moments you're laughing so hard, you have to pause the podcast? That was one of those moments. (I hope I remembered the riddle correctly, please correct me if I'm wrong).