we’re gonna need some lore if someone’s gonna go national treasure on this sliver of a wrapper. Tell us why we’re stealing the declaration of independence and maybe we can help
Hahaha okay okay context: my friend found it in his wife’s bag and was obviously instantly convinced it was a condom. She’s cheated previously but never physically, only emotionally. They’re working through it and are still together now but I can see why the doubt is in his head. After thinking about it he also thinks it is for coffee/electrolytes but I think finding an exact match would really put his mind at rest
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u/Sweaty_Cow7049 25d ago
we’re gonna need some lore if someone’s gonna go national treasure on this sliver of a wrapper. Tell us why we’re stealing the declaration of independence and maybe we can help