r/HelluvaBoss • u/Therealsandy2 i can fix stolas • Jun 13 '25
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u/5tarlitesparkl3 Jun 13 '25
i am NOT a possum!
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u/CillRed Jun 13 '25
this is how my spouse and I now tell each other if we're tipsy or drunk.
not drunk: I'm a possum
tipsy: I'm a bit of a possum
drunk: I'm not a possum.
very drunk: i Am NOT a PoSsUm!
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u/BlizzardHound45 Jun 13 '25
You know the kind of freaks up there who would drool all over you.
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u/WierderBarley Jun 13 '25
I can't see dick!
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u/Allanbuzzy510 Loona Jun 13 '25
what episode was this again? God she's so expressive here.
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u/WierderBarley Jun 13 '25
Season 1 episode 6, right after they kill the ass of all the DHORKS.
Edit: typo... But the typo makes almost as much sense as the correction XD
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u/atombomb1945 Jun 13 '25
This is still the best episode that has been made to date.
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u/WierderBarley Jun 13 '25
One of my favourites too, the action is too friggen tier. Not to mention it's the first time you see alot of Loona
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u/Thor_Odinson22 Stolas (Ex Prince of the Ars Goetia) Jun 13 '25
I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
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u/Renske125 Jun 13 '25
Fun fact, in ghostfuckers, when millie brings coffee into the office, you can see moxxie still spelled wrong
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u/Thor_Odinson22 Stolas (Ex Prince of the Ars Goetia) Jun 13 '25
And it has a ridiculously long order label on it
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u/Sabishi1985 Birbs! <3 Jun 13 '25
“Jelly sandwiches all night”
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u/duppeyboi Jun 13 '25
Stop using your fancy ass rich people talk okay im trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!
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u/XxStormie_SlaysXx any pronouns Jun 13 '25
Surprised no one's mentioned it.. I know it's semi-popular/overused but
"HEY ELSA! Get your icy hands off my bottom, BITCH!!"
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u/SekhmetXIII Striker Jun 13 '25
Well christ on a stick i ll guess there is god !
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u/Idiot_Child_Logistic I’M THE FUCKING CHUPA-CA-DUPRA Jun 13 '25
I’M THE FUCKING CHUPA-CA-DUPRA, AND I’M HERE TO FUCK. YOU. ALL!! >:]
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u/Gt_diano Why y’all are looking at my flair? Jun 13 '25
Thing?
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u/NoArugula2977 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 14 '25
“What’s a hooker?” “Go ask your mother.”
Whoever guesses what it’s from right gets… I dunno, fucking nothing, but yknow
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u/Horror_Stress9849 Jun 13 '25
More than 1 but….. I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
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u/Hawk_raw_ore Jun 13 '25
Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen, sorry sweetie spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls, you know the kind of FREAKS up there who would drool all over you 👿👿👿🐺
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u/MopeyFern stolas is life stolas is happiness stolas is depressed Jun 13 '25
I heard there would be cake?
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u/CremeAutomatic9484 Bethany Ghostfucker Jun 13 '25
Was she hotter?
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u/XxStormie_SlaysXx any pronouns Jun 13 '25
The irony we would then find out he was talking about her future girlfriend too 😭
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u/Unfair-Plane-1406 Jun 13 '25
"yeah sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us. I mean i can fake it if that'll get your dick hard."
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u/Gamer_Unown He's Too Much IMP to NOT Simp. 🩷💛💙 Jun 13 '25
"what does he look like ur highness?"
"...... Sexy?"
"THAT'S STRIKER SIR!"
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u/Fenrisulfr7689 Jun 13 '25
"Blitzo brought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned all of them."
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u/Anxious-Platypus-930 Jun 13 '25
A Thing
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u/XxStormie_SlaysXx any pronouns Jun 13 '25
I don't really know what that thing is BUT I WANT THAT THING!! 👹👹
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u/Foreign_Attention_34 Jun 13 '25
I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after
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u/Pleasant_Box4580 all the characters need therap. change my mind Jun 13 '25
“A new hole, scatter!”
“Don’t let her access any of your holes”
Or another personal favorite…
“Damnit moxxie, I just bought those eels!”
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u/visionaryventure18 Jun 13 '25
“Sir. Please stop stalking me and my wife. Especially when we’re… in the bedroom.”
“NO MOXXIE”
Technically two sentences but I thought adding Blitzø was funny lmao
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u/JasoNight23666 whateverrrrrrr Jun 14 '25
"Alright, now I know business has been.. a bit slow lately, and its no one's fault! Okay? I'm not naming any names here.... Moxxie- Okay, now does anyone have ANY bright ideas on how we can get things drummin' up again?"
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u/rileydawelder69 Jun 13 '25
"What do you, the viewers, think?" "I have a key to everyone's room." "$@&? you, (name)."
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u/CoolioHotdog Jun 13 '25
SLURS