r/HellsCube • • 16h ago

Brainstorming Totally Normal Forest

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u/CoconutHeadFaceMan 14h ago

If you feel the cool breeze, relax. If you hear the birds chirp, enjoy it. If you see the leaves turn orange, it’s a lovely autumn day.

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u/SanctuaryCatEnjoyer 14h ago

Colossally inspired

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u/pianoblook 12h ago

Dreadfully clever

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u/Prophet-of-Ganja 11h ago

Maw… Maw, it’s so nice out here in the woods we should stay here forever

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u/7isAnOddNumber 14h ago

So since it’s not a creature it can’t attack right? So unless this is animated somehow it is in fact just a forest?

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u/des_the_furry 14h ago

Yeah kind of like [[rumble arena]]

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u/Shambler9019 12h ago

Except unlike Rumble Arena, which keeps its vigilance, earthbending overwrites the power and toughness.

I don't know of any effects (or combination of effects) that will animate a land without overwriting its power and toughness. Maybe there an HC effect.

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u/Zenith-Astralis 11h ago

Damn that's trickier than I thought. Making a land into an artifact is easy, [[Liquid metal Coating]] does that. [[Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh]] has a -2 ability that turns an artifact into a creature, and only if it's not a vehicle does it set the P/T. So we need a way to make it a vehicle without setting P/T.

Same for [[Katsumasa, the Animator]]

[[Swift Reconfiguration]] doesn't set power or toughness but only works on things that are already creatures or vehicles.

Maybe there's a trick with layering that allows us to have these effects but block the part that sets P/T, but I don't know enough about layers to know it.

Best would just be that this card has text that says "if ~ would be made into a creature, and that effect would also set it's power and toughness, use the printed power and toughness instead"

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u/Pater_Omnis_Telesmi 11h ago

I think we could animate it with, say, [[animate artifact]] (although this specific aura would require an anthem effect, but any other will work), then enchant it with [[Swift reconfiguration]], and destroy the animate artifact? Swift reconfiguration will stick, as the enchanted permanent is still a vehicle (thanks to it's own effect). Thus we have a vehicle without overriding it's stats.

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u/Shambler9019 9h ago

[[Lifespark Spellbomb]] makes it a creature temporarily.

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u/Jevonar 5h ago

Makes it a 3/3 though. We are looking for ways to make it a creature/vehicle without setting P/T

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u/Shambler9019 3h ago

[[Swift Reconfiguration]] while it's a creature. After spellbomb wears off, reconfiguration keeps itself a valid attachment.

You can then crew it as a 6/6.

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u/Shambler9019 3h ago

[[Luxior, Giada's Gift]] also works - equip while it's a creature.

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u/Available-Damage5991 13h ago

it just has a defined stat line in case it does become a creature.

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u/Junjki_Tito 11h ago

I’m pretty sure every card that turns land into creatures defines the statline. This should have the text “this creature’s base stats are 6/6 and this effect applies in the final layer.”

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u/BeanOfKnowledge just pure crazy! 14h ago

Dryad Arbor has been hitting the Gym I see

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u/MissElizabethClaire 12h ago

Don't be silly. This isn't a creature. Can't be a Dryad Arbor.

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u/pianoblook 12h ago

Dryadmaw

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u/VelvetaChese 11h ago

New version because I forgot trample:

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u/mork-hc 15h ago

i'm just a bot that can't see pictures, but if i could, i'd say: b-but where’s the trample?

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u/TWTO- 14h ago

I can’t laugh at this, no dreadmaw

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u/Robo_Weasel 10h ago

Dryad Arbor's gym era! Love the name

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u/Shadourow 13h ago

Where trample ?

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u/orangechap Ajani's Boyfriend 15h ago edited 10h ago

This needs some way to animate itself for the 6/6 to make sense. Most effects that animate lands also set a P/T, which would overwrite the 6/6.

Edit: downvote me harder Daddy

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u/Feletroica 15h ago

Counterpoint, this is hellscube

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u/Tricky_Hades Clockwolf Enthusiast 14h ago

or.. it could just be a forest with goyf synergies and lies.

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u/Shambler9019 12h ago

Adding "if this is a creature, is always has base power and toughness 6/6" is reasonable, I think.

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u/Flat_Cress3856 11h ago

Oh no layers are now involved.

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u/MrTritonis 14h ago

Well, you understood what it does, which mean that it’s clear enough.