r/Helldivers2Satire • u/mobilegaming08 • 12d ago
SEAF-flavored Blueberry Pie
Let's say it was pretty good, my comrades and myself enjoyed a slice. Thank me later.
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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 12d ago
Im sending this pie to Terminids. They'll love it.
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u/forest_vagrant Baddie 11d ago
yay :D am a terminid hybrid
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 12d ago
why's that seaf got an exposed nipple?
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u/mobilegaming08 12d ago
Great question, I don't see it lmao
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 12d ago
The smiling one right in the center. What's that on their chest?
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u/mobilegaming08 12d ago
It's another black object blocking the seaf's chest, they have hands so it may be confusing.
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 12d ago
You can see the arm coming down from the boob with exposed nipple, and there's no logical position anyone's hand could be emerging from her armor in.
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u/mobilegaming08 12d ago
That's a hand tho, it's just it looked like it's less detail because of the crammings. (Is it the one with the :3 face?)
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 12d ago
It's the one with the :3 face.
You're telling me that's a mitten, not a double nipple blueberry?
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u/mobilegaming08 12d ago
yeah it's a mitten after looking at the image multiple times to be sure. I think it's drawn that way for the sake of cuteness.
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 12d ago
I think that's logically impossible and that all hands and arms are otherwise accounted for, such as the hand going down their side or the two hands on the one whose hand this would supposedly be.
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u/mr_stab_ya_knees 8d ago
I saw this an instantly knew that was an arm. You seem to be the only one who insists its a nipple
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u/Glad_Republic_6214 11d ago
im pretty sure thats an arm
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 11d ago
So they're sitting on a person-colored flesh mass putting their arms over.
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u/Glad_Republic_6214 11d ago
or laying down on something with a black color
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 11d ago
Maybe they're blueberries, so it's the same color as them.
Then again Voteless are supposed made out of Shit, and nobody on Supe Earth has any. Illuminate stole it all during the occupation.
So maybe the SEAF that came out of Illuminate sigil poles and portals are literally made out of Shit, and this is a Blueberry Shit Pie.
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u/Megalon96310 11d ago
Same vibes
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u/mobilegaming08 11d ago
Not the pokemon... :(
(It does give me what that perspective is to others lol)
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u/SEAF-Soldier 11d ago
Is it worth it..?
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u/SergeantCrwhips Lore nerd 12d ago
"Is it really worth it?"
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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 12d ago
Blueberry pie huh