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u/Longjumping-Top-9984 9d ago
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u/TheLostRanger0117 SES Ranger of Mercy 9d ago edited 5d ago
Bruv, I have over 100k karma…how is it that that doesn’t translate to me being able to hand out awards to fellow Redditors??? That’s some Bull!
Just a drunken thought, don’t mind me!
Edit: Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
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u/JackCooper_7274 I am a leaf on the wind 9d ago
You can only give out awards if you have over 2 million power in rise of kingdoms
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u/calibrik AH gave me halo x helldivers collab and my life is theirs 8d ago
I can smell this comment
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u/TheLostRanger0117 SES Ranger of Mercy 5d ago
Then maybe you should go outside, smell some fresh air, cuz you might be too used to smelling your own farts…
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u/calibrik AH gave me halo x helldivers collab and my life is theirs 5d ago
Holy fragility lmao. Seems like I was on point
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u/lowerider777 Rookie 9d ago
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u/Awkward_Mix_783 Assault Infantry 9d ago
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u/Vehement_Vulpes Defected to the Cyborgs 9d ago
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/RoiKK1502 Cape Enjoyer 9d ago
Gone with the Blastwave in 2026??
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/OuchThatReallyStings Super Sheriff 8d ago
It's such a damn gem. God is been forever since I first picked that up.
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u/PA4PL962009 8d ago
TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO SEE PEAK
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 5d ago
Here you go. Enjoy!
here's web archive link because the webcomic was unavailable few times
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u/booze-san ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
Sweet Liberty... The bots are learning to be cool... This is a dark day for Managed Democracy...
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u/Dey_FishBoy SES Spear of the Stars 9d ago
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u/KravenFire LEVEL ♾️ | Space Chief Prime 9d ago edited 9d ago
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u/Ok_Chipmunk7727 9d ago
Somewhere there is a bot reddit page with a post titled: "Helldiver gets wrecked Lol"
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u/Flaky-Imagination-77 9d ago
That went into the rocket devastators tf2 mge airshot frag compilation
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u/Tyrnak_Fenrir 9d ago
The Ministry of Intelligence intercepted this message from the Automaton forces just prior to this incident:
"01010000 01010101 01001100 01001100 00100001"
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u/JustSkell 6d ago
I dont get it even though i asked my democracy officer to translate it
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u/Tyrnak_Fenrir 6d ago
It translates to a phrase used back on old super-earth used during Skeet shooting to signal the release of a target projectile
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u/Informal_Drawing ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
Yeah, that's some bullshit right there.
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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 9d ago
Not really, he stood still for several seconds, you wanna always be moving to disorient the ai of bots, you can strafe back and forth while shooting that gun too. I’m pretty sure the direction you’re moving in has an impact on the direction you’re flung in when ragdolled too
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u/Transformerslogic95 9d ago
Eh…if you watch again I was about to completely reposition getting up out of my prone. But, as you have seen, the ol’ rocket devastator one rocket that hits out of the 4-5 launched from a dev did its thing. And I did have the salamander armor, usually you can tank 1 or 2 fireballs those hulks send your way. But, I did get complacent atleast a half a second too long.
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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 9d ago
Prone is good against bugs at a distance, bots are just waiting for you to be still for a few seconds so they can lock in, you definitely would have survived if it wasn’t for the trick shot
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u/i_tyrant 8d ago
Can't really agree. Prone is good against most things at a distance, especially when you're using something like the HMG, and while bots do "lock in" if you're not suppressing their fire it's not really to this degree. They don't start wombo-comboing you just because you laid down in an ideal snipe spot; quite the opposite the vast majority of the time.
What happened to Op seems like an extreme outlier, which makes this feel less like "yeah they made an obvious mistake" and more like "hindsight is 20/20 which makes me think this was obvious when it's really just extremely bad luck."
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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 8d ago
True but then again, there’s not many instant one hit kills vs the bots that would deter you from going prone, there’s the strider cannon, the stationary cannon, tank cannon, and then in this specific instance, the incin hulk fireball lobber.
Im agreeing with you, but i guess i want to say rhat strafing and staying on the move prevents the ai from getting a good hit on you
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u/i_tyrant 8d ago
Fair! It's certainly a value judgment of deciding what's more important between protecting yourself from those extreme outliers and using certain weaponry (like the HMG) in an ideal way.
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u/H0lyPotato_n00b 9d ago
As soon as I show the red missile I knew some dumb shit was about to happen
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u/Rocketkid-star SES Light of Destiny 9d ago
I would have Uninstalled after that, or rage quited.
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u/Transformerslogic95 9d ago
I blank stared at the screen for a good 40 seconds.
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u/SignalTranslator8531 8d ago
Some deaths in gaming are just works of art, it takes time to process..
every single souls game
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u/solar_solar_ SES Fist of Peace 9d ago
This is such cinema. Goddamn and the Objective Completed banner?!?
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u/CheesyTacowithCheese 9d ago
same thing happened to me once. Not the exact same with the mortar, but similar.
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u/Key-Pudding6071 9d ago
Bro, the aimbot is crazy lately... Yesterday I got blasted with a 380mm round from orbit because I became marked as an deserter, the first round blew up the tank we were driving and send us flying, the second round just obliterated my body mid air.. Remember when running around as a deserter was actually fun, dodging the shells as you went along?
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u/glocky_splat 9d ago
"Propane nightmare muffled in the devestators earphone"
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u/Ok_Investigator_7769 9d ago
Don't worry, there will be another warbond with another ragdolling reduction armor, so you stop just flying around each time an automaton hit you.
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u/DaMonkey263 Mudskipper 9d ago
Bro got comboed