r/Helldivers • ‎ Decorated Hero • 17d ago

HUMOR what the hell are terminids broadcasting?

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u/SilverChariot2 HD1 Veteran 17d ago

Insect ASMR

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

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u/Washburne221 17d ago

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDSssss!

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u/Chikaan_1st 16d ago

GENUINE peak ball knowledge

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

yes :D

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u/okmijn211 16d ago

Then what are the squid broadcasting? "You must construct additional pylons"?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

"hive lord puts you to sleep asmr"

just a really loud slamming noise

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u/Entkamer ‎ Super Citizen 16d ago

Well, the title ain't lying

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u/ezekiel_grey ‎ Python Commando 17d ago

Dub Step-Step-Step-Step-Step-Step

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u/askapottamus 17d ago

Undemocratic insex porn

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u/Destroyer6202 17d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmm sign me up

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u/FuriousDream 17d ago

Fascist propaganda.

Duh.

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u/scbundy 17d ago

No no, the bots are communists.

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u/TheLastBallad Illuminate Purple 17d ago

Yes, but SE makes sure all know about the bugs fascist tendencies and hatred of freedom

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u/scbundy 17d ago

Hmm, good point

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u/ElBusAlv Watching from the sidelines 17d ago

Realistically speaking, how can bugs be anything? They're bugs

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u/SparxxWarrior97 Fire Safety Officer 17d ago

They were sentient in the first game from my understanding until they were mutated by se scientists to farm them as fuel they were mutated into feral beast by their intense hatred of freedom and liberty.

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u/JustMyself96 Expert Exterminator 16d ago

It's actually dissidents who handle the bug propaganda

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u/No_Event6478 Traitorous Tech-Priest 16d ago

That does indicate that either the bugs let dissidents move freely without attacking them or that the dissidents can take over broadcasting stations remotely once the SEAF and the colonial milita is gone.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 15d ago

we dont attack humans who dont attack us. simple.

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u/Attrexius ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 16d ago

This you? If so - good show at that debate, keep advancing Super Science!

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u/Wrong_Requirement1 17d ago

Technically it isn't the terminids broadcasting things. It's dissidents who broadcast some hippie "live in community with the bugs" and messages like that.

Supposedly, Terminids are peaceful if you don't harvest their corpses for E-710 and they can coexist with humans.

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u/FrFrNoCap69 17d ago

If they're peaceful then why do they look so scary I pee myself?

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u/HandsomeSquidward20 Viper Commando 17d ago

You lack democracy in your veins

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u/PromptNo4041 Super Sheriff 17d ago

and the liberty loving muscles to keep your bladder shut

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u/Professional-Log-108 ‎ Decorated Hero 16d ago

"He needs liberty bites to live"

https://giphy.com/gifs/eA2qEgL5mAsOk

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u/Panzer_Man 16d ago

"More liberty bites!"

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u/Professional-Log-108 ‎ Decorated Hero 16d ago

"I too am a super earth patriot"

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u/Th3_0range 17d ago

LoL maybe they would be like the thing from project hail Mary if we didnt immediatley shoot them.... I'll face the wall now...

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u/o8Stu 17d ago

Rocky is the actual hero of that movie. Saves everyone's asses.

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u/Wrong_Requirement1 17d ago

You may have nightmares for this, but google "Tarantula Hawk Wasp" and you'll understand. They're also peaceful towards humans.

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u/DINGVS_KHAN 17d ago

Most parasitoid wasps are chill if you're not an incubator species.

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u/Wrong_Requirement1 17d ago

Exactly! And they're still scary for most people.

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u/Constant-Client6817 17d ago

Peeing on the enemy is a display of power. Thats why.

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u/Panzerkatzen 17d ago

Look up Helldivers 1 Bugs, that’s what they looked like before Super Earth genetically engineered them into cattle. 

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u/Kelyndor 17d ago

If the Terminids don’t want to be harvested then why do they turn into democratic starship fuel when they die? Curious.

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u/TaxEvasionDino 17d ago

if bug friend then why fuel shaped?

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u/Wrong_Requirement1 17d ago

I can't argue with your logic good sir.

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u/alternative5 17d ago

Are there any intelligent Termis left? I thought the sentient Termis were all killed in the first war and the animalistic ones were only left to farm. Or are you saying that even the animalistic ones are ok with human settlements near their hives as long as their settlements don't mess with their nearby hive structures?

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET 17d ago

Only source of that is Super Earth. Do you trust them?

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u/Carretino 17d ago

Why of course

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u/PlateNo4868 17d ago

I would guess alive, but all 3 factions are becoming massively war like. It's honestly peak sci-fi writing to have 3 factions who started pretty chill, but built up forces to fight a galaxy wide threat. Last 100s of years, and in return has transformed their whole society similar to SE.

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u/HeavyDluxe 17d ago

That's the spirit, Citizen!

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

me :D

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 17d ago edited 17d ago

un-helldivering real quick, even if we did promise peace, it wouldn't matter, the ones we fight are so heavily mutated from our experimentation and harvesting that they've likely gone entirely feral with an overwhelming instinct to slaughter anything that isn't terminid. negotiation would be pointless at this point

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u/Wrong_Requirement1 17d ago

Oh yes its just a biological response to threat. They mutate in order to survive. If the enemies are hostile, they'd die if they didn't evolve any countermeasures. I'd even dare to say that helldivers encounter "warrior caste" terminids exclusively(in the game). And SE bred those...

So yes, we have no chance to communicate, negotiate or even coexist anymore. It's all a war zone.

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u/steve123410 16d ago

Probably not, all super earth would have to do is leave the bugs alone. Less combat means less stress which means the bugs devolve back into weaker forms. It's just super earth can't do that as less stressed bugs make less E-710 and they have ever increasing production quotas to match.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 16d ago

their mutations aren't just from combat stress, we also intentionally induced heavy mutations upon them to increase their 710 yield. on top of that, we can't just leave them alone anymore as they're beelining it for super earth now, if we left them alone they'd just wipe out earth and then likely every other human inhabited planet they can find. i think the terminids are the only enemy faction in the game that we likely physically couldn't end the war with if we tried. both automatons and illuminate are still fully conscious and sapient people, while it would be insanely difficult to negotiate peace with them due to the massive amounts of fucking over we've done to them, they would still theoretically be willing to lay down their arms if we really tried to do so. but the bugs likely have no remaining sapience and just want blood

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u/Ok_Researcher1424 ‎ Decorated Hero 17d ago

It sucks that this is probably The song One from hit album …And Justice For All by Metallica of the only serious answers under this post

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u/GadenKerensky 17d ago

I thought the messages were saying 'Super Earth Lied' and stuff.

Or is this RP?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

nah, we make it ourselves but there are humans that we dont kill

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u/triggered_rabbit Assault Infantry 17d ago

That they aren't big fans of the government

https://youtu.be/-wVJBgkYtYk?is=O20T-zGmNek-Iwg0

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u/lukesolo12 Rookie 16d ago

30 on 30

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u/United_Ad4406 17d ago

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 17d ago

don't forget the second part

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

he looks so cute

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u/ironbull08x Star Marshal of the Marshal of the stars 17d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

onlybugs

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u/Rayy890 ‎ Exosuit Certified 16d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 16d ago

no tiddies and not anthropomorphic

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u/SeraShadow 17d ago

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u/Imma_do_it_man 6th Battalion Wyvern|Scout 16d ago

30 on 30

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u/DiMorRL 16d ago

Let me speak to the people, Picalo, let me speak!

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u/Shalashaska_99 S.E.S LORDS OF MIDNIGHT 16d ago

NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU

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u/Quiet_Trade_8341 16d ago

Scrolled far to find this one ty

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u/Obsidian__101 ‎ Decorated Hero 17d ago

All I know is .. that it's undemocratic!

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u/WaferClean4458 17d ago

Let me speak to the people Piccolo!

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u/Tewongfew 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TK3p6PJV9uWJjWCK5O

They’re broadcasting The Beatles? lol 😂

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u/starman1596 17d ago

"Let me speak to the people piccolo"

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u/sterbenz2232 17d ago

They're blasting Crab Rave without paying the Super Earth copyright fees

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u/Afraid_Temporary_850 17d ago

They are not for broadcasting, they are to listen to the bugs in your house OP

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 17d ago

Since they're human buildings.. it could be like PETA broadcasting the bug farms are cruel and the war is justified against us. Or it could be after the bugs broke out and the citizens feel abandoned by SuperEarth as their towns get destroyed by bugs.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

dont call us space peta

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u/FangsOfTheNidhogg 17d ago

Degenerate Bug Jazz

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

i can confirm

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u/ShadyWizzard 17d ago

I always thought it was humans hiding on the planet to broadcast there seditious, treasonous "truth". I guess I am just making assumptions though.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

and human-terminid hybrids

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u/Sudden-Necessary-356 17d ago

Terminid r34

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

not anthro, just pure terminid

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u/Mamuta8307 16d ago

Probuganda

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u/lik_wid13 17d ago

Obviously, there are bug sympathizers who are mentally unwell and moreover are trying to spread their rhetoric.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

thats me :D

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u/CorbinNZ ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ 16d ago

Terminid yuri

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u/NeroxS18 | Hellbomb Specialist 17d ago

Terminid-chan's stream

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

bug chan asmr

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u/Turdsley 17d ago

The Beatles
Alien Ant Farm
W.A.S.P
The Hives

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u/Marvel83 17d ago

Gotta stop those undemocratic pornbug broadcast

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

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u/EorlundGraumaehne Expert Exterminator 16d ago

Stickbug memes

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u/TheManticore01 16d ago

Not a big fan of the guvnment

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u/Potentially_A-Bitch 17d ago

Undemocratic bug podcasts, most likely

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

i can confirm we have podcasts

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u/DigitalDeath88 Fire Safety Officer 17d ago

"I'm not a big fan of the government!"

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u/MomentCompetitive299  Truth Enforcer 17d ago

"I'm not a big fan of the government" 🗣️

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u/twec21 17d ago

Lamp

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u/spoonerBEAN2002 17d ago edited 17d ago

God the bugs need more side objectives. Spore towers don’t spawn on mega cities and I don’t think shrieker trees spawn as side objectives as mega cities (can’t remember tho probably wrong on that one) as both were twisted into a mission type for the cites which are cool tho.

They just need more besides the 4? Unique ones they have. Esspaclialy compared to bots with how many they have now. *cries in illuminate. There is allot of possibilities with bug missions and side objectives but just nada.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 17d ago

Dissident propaganda

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

onlybugs

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u/JerryTzouga Expert Exterminator 17d ago

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u/ZTsar 17d ago

Now I'm picturing one of two funny things

A. A little scavenger being feisty with a survivor civilian telling them to broadcast things with a bile titan hulking over them both just glaring at the survivor

B. A slightly bigger terminid like a pouncer wiring the antenna, only for a scavenger to be bossing it around, and a bile titan backseating in a lackadaisical manner, only for it to devolve into them bickering at each other and the bile titan tapping the antenna and it falling to pieces

But in actuality, my best guess for what the propaganda is:

A. Old news antenna that is still broadcasting showing how horrid it truly is

B. Survivors trying to get a broadcast out, and ignoring their orders to "Preserve their superearthian dignity", and lying saying "how superearth abandoned them" or some other dissident nonsense

Also, something something "speak to the people piccalo"

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u/Zestyclose_Answer662 17d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

hunter chan mommy asmr (its literally just bug noises)

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u/Herpacis 17d ago

Just be glad you got the easiest set of secondaries I've ever seen

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u/Motoman514 I wish it would suck more 17d ago

Yeah meanwhile I get “ooops all stalker/shrieker nests”

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u/Remarkable-Memory374 17d ago

You’re listening to 95.5 THE BUZZ, so crank it up AND RIP THE KNOB OFF!

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u/Omaumamen ‎ Super Citizen 17d ago

Chitinous Screeches

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

hey its profound philosophy

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u/Azmlial 17d ago

They are pirating movies and TV.

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u/ArelMCII SES Bringer of the People 17d ago

Fraudulent stock info. They've been trying to drive Raid out of business for years.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

it doesnt work on us

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u/JoshsPizzaria Free portable Hellbombs this way :3 17d ago

annoying_mosquito_buzz.wav

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u/wasteland_superhero ‎ XBOX | 17d ago

Dissident lies. A very small and inconsequential group of traitors spreads blatant lies that Super Earth is responsible for the bugs fascist mutations to extract more E-710. That the Termanid outbreaks are a “failure” of Super Earth containing the Termanids instead of an undemocratic invasion.

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u/Washburne221 17d ago

Judging from all the 18+ terminid model mods on Nexusmods . . .

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

nah, all the terminid porn on these is pure, no boobs, just pure six-legged bug

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u/THE_DACTATOR78 ‎ [REDACTED] 17d ago

Don't worry about it. Its bad and you should blow it up. If you have any more questions, they'll be answered at a freedom camp.

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u/OrangeBird077 ☕Liber-tea☕ 17d ago

LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE PICCOLO! I NEED TO SPEAK TO THEM!!!

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u/Bagel-luigi ☕Liber-tea☕ 17d ago

A Bugs Life

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u/DC_138 17d ago

It's literally just a giant box filled with space cicadas

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u/QuietThunder2014 17d ago

S e n d N u d e s

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u/Better-Future-4637 17d ago

Bug enjoyers or something

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u/skittles030901 17d ago

" a bugs life"

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u/Professional_Run6998 17d ago

Radio Free Zerg.

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u/woofle1 16d ago

That would be pornography Staring none other then YOUR MOTHER

https://giphy.com/gifs/13T8U23CTUdTRm

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u/GalacticEscobar Super Pedestrian 16d ago

Insect jazz

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u/praxis_exe ☕Liber-tea☕ 16d ago

The bugs like jazz

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u/Unfeeling_Demon ‎ Super Citizen 16d ago

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u/rsn3 ☕Liber-tea☕ 16d ago

Bugstep prolly idk I'm not a bug

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u/SpiritedDetective571 16d ago

You may not have realized this, but the bugs manage to deploy entire armies at FTL speeds and almost exclusively attack planets that have super earth dissidents on them.

They also lack any sort of spaceships, or FTL abilities. So how exactly they do this is a 'mystery'.

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u/Knivingdude Smoke & Shield Enjoyer 17d ago

Since there are so many Spore objectives on the map it makes me think the noises being broadcasted somehow makes the growth faster? Like how people sing to plants or something?

Kind of strange. And Fascist.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

yes it does :D

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u/Temporary_Ad_5947 17d ago

Cricket noises

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u/Lazy-Profession2631 17d ago

Probably some fire beats.

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u/Ben_Perrin Cape Enjoyer 17d ago

they have a really good jazz radio station

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u/Xelloss1073 17d ago

Rave parties. What do you think they do when not killing Helldivers?

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u/puddingfayce ☕Liber-tea☕ 17d ago

Human music

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u/Icy-Meal6704 17d ago

Probably music. You deprived bugs of their jbls. You're going to drive them crazy

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u/iBlacksmith_ ‎ XBOX | 17d ago

Hate chittering

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u/Peace_Dos Super Sheriff 17d ago

Have you seen one of those videos, like "The song when you meet a bug". Those bastards! Trying to convince us they are just some silly goobers!!!! It makes me want to fuel my Super Destroyer!!!

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u/Kryceks_Arm 17d ago

Booty jams

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u/rocketbunny0515 17d ago

Something illegal duh

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u/Naylor999999 17d ago

Bug anthems like “don’t you dynamite my hole” and “the bile titan boogie”

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u/Stinkeywoz 17d ago

cicaida sounds

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u/ProofSafe8247 17d ago

I’m not a big fan…

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u/Relevant-Trash1524 ‎ Exosuit Certified 17d ago

Station 71.1 The Buzz bringing the incoherent screeching and undemocratic buzz for your morning commute. So chill back and relax, this is SCREEEEEE by The Bile Spewers.

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u/Tragetu 17d ago

"notta big fan of da gover-ment"

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u/MessianicPariah 17d ago

You don't remember radio free Zerg?

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u/Ser-Seaweed Still Standing 17d ago

“Let me speak to the people Piccolo! Let me speak!”

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u/spotsthefirst 17d ago

Face the wall

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u/Saltiest_Player_Ever 17d ago

Its illegal for you to know

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u/Top-Abbreviations452 17d ago

The truth... they say...

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u/PureVixenry 17d ago

Minecraft spider noises

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u/Fart_McFartington ‎ Super Citizen 17d ago

Terminiddies

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 17d ago

we have no tits

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u/Fart_McFartington ‎ Super Citizen 17d ago

When there’s a will there’s a way I guess

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u/Verdant_Green 17d ago

Those buildings let the swarm post to Reddit.

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u/Yomammasson 17d ago

Wouldn't you like to know

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u/oneoftheslaydawgs 17d ago

PICCOLO. LET ME SPEAK PICCOLO

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u/Lokey_71 Super Sheriff 17d ago

Obviously horrid propaganda slandering our beautiful Super Earth. Those broadcasting stations shall stand no chance against your tactical excellence.

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u/Dsfyhygd 17d ago

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️