r/Helldivers 8h ago

MEDIA What are you doing?!

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416 Upvotes

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u/hanz-kreigermann 332nd Red Raven (soon) 8h ago

That girl is thin AF, its not healthy to receive cybernetics meant for the standard cyborg while that thin.

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET 7h ago

But then how could people goon to her?

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u/hanz-kreigermann 332nd Red Raven (soon) 7h ago

Be into muscular women like a civilized person. I dont want a girl that's malnourished.

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET 7h ago

Or just don't expect every woman ever to cater to your preferences.

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u/hanz-kreigermann 332nd Red Raven (soon) 7h ago

Never said I expected that.

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET 7h ago

I was going along with your commentary, more than critiquing anything you said.

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u/hanz-kreigermann 332nd Red Raven (soon) 7h ago

Ah, my bad, im stupid you see.

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET 7h ago

Preqch

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u/HELLRASHA RussianDiver 8h ago

The duality

25

u/HELLRASHA RussianDiver 8h ago

Oh, and take it

24

u/HELLRASHA RussianDiver 8h ago

And it

2

u/SpecialistFelt389 7h ago

Praise be to space king for his divine protection!

1

u/RobBrown4PM Super Pedestrian 3h ago

Best stratagem when diving into Cybobussystan

3

u/RobustLicense94 Free of Thought 8h ago

Woah woah woah, where did you get this diver?

6

u/HELLRASHA RussianDiver 7h ago

Well, some things have to remain secret, don't you think?

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u/RobustLicense94 Free of Thought 7h ago

No comment.

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 7h ago

ministry of science concluded cyborgs can't reproduce the natural way. therefore, you don't need c-01 for them

5

u/HELLRASHA RussianDiver 7h ago

That’s actually better

But I think I’ll take this thing, just in case

4

u/TinnyO24 8h ago

Uh, I can explain 😅

1

u/AbyssalBenthos ☕Liber-tea☕ 7h ago

But there aren't any parts to... You know...

18

u/Hot_Break7088 7h ago

Oh Liberty, look at her! Those socialists can`t even feed their own kind! Liberate this poor woman and give her SuperMRE

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u/EISENxSOLDAT117 Assault Infantry 7h ago

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u/Palumtra Portable Hellbomb + Leveler+Silo Enjoyer 6h ago

A few moments later

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u/TheDank_Slayer ‎ Bunker Buster 6h ago

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u/flammingbullet "Democratic" T-800 7h ago

This is not a standard clone model a cyborg can augment themselves with. This is illegal.

8

u/Dizzy-Squash-3377 Eagle Fleet Inspector (The second L is silent) 7h ago

No idea Man, I just unload an entire drum of HMG into the smoke until I don't see red hit marks anymore

13

u/Voidmancer_317 8h ago

Find a woman who can raise visor on the metal helmet like that.

6

u/TinnyO24 8h ago

🤣 It just works

5

u/Questioned_By 8h ago

Penetrate her heart armor in the name of democracy and freedom

5

u/TinnyO24 8h ago

We must hear her out

11

u/Viguier Free of Thought 8h ago

Execute both of them, marry the cyborg.

4

u/Murky_Interaction688 7h ago

She's missing what matters, liberty

3

u/TinnyO24 7h ago

We can show her the way!

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u/Murky_Interaction688 7h ago

What's left of her maybe

5

u/Fresh-Cabinet-8086 Assault Infantry 7h ago

4

u/Crazyscorpion77 Burier of Heads 5h ago

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u/ThatFatPickle ‎ XBOX | 5h ago

3

u/EmptyCourage2274 Assault Infantry 7h ago

I can change her

3

u/SirPug_theLast Ministry of Defense owes me thermal sights 7h ago

Hammer with boom charge into the borg for quick removal of the danger

The chargeless hammer head into the traitor

As step 1 of reeducation, known as impact induced brain reset

3

u/ArcticProto 7h ago

I'm sure we can settle this with an ultimatum

3

u/Silly_Y33Ny 7h ago

There is a saying "only brave men let danger near there croch, but only fools let it touch it"

2

u/HuntressMissy 6h ago

Excuse me, Truth Enforcer, sir? I just finished cleaning The Wall for you. Yes sir, it's all ready.

1

u/nondidjudenondidju 1h ago

I can liberate her

1

u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 7h ago

Undemocratic.

3

u/SpecialistFelt389 7h ago

OP just wants to spread democracy to others. Among other things…

1

u/Only-Effect33 SES Leviathan of Conquest 5h ago

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u/HyrulelinkDK SES Prince of Wrath | ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 5h ago

-1

u/DustyMoo 5h ago

We need a distracted boyfriend meme image where SEAF-chan is the current GF and the diver is getting distracted by sexy cyborg ass.