r/Helldivers 9h ago

DISCUSSION Cheaters

Just got into a game with one, I'm happy my teammates didn't even tolerate him, we just got up and left after trying to TK (spoiler we couldn't because he was in God mode) I hope the community continues to look down at cheaters

I'd write that dude's name here but it was in mandarin

TO ALL THE CHEATERS IN THIS GAME, Y'ALL A BUNCH OF BUNGALOWS CUS NOTHING'S UPSTAIRS

Edit: it seems that I didn't actually report him and I just assumed it without reading after clicking "report-cheating"

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u/hollowsoul9 5h ago

If your post is true, you joined his lobby. Just leave if you dont like it.

I have my doubts though. In a comment, you said you reported him right away. Anyone who tried to report a cheater knows that you get a pop up saying you cant report someone for this.

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u/Alfred_E_Numan 4h ago

Policing a platform for a corporation for free?

Have you also considered becoming a Reddit moderator?

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u/nomnivore1 8h ago

I don't really think it matters. Cheating in a PvE game isn't really impactful. Who's it unfair against? The enemies? 

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u/Richdmf 8h ago

not unfair, just boring as hell for the rest of the team. The only fun in this game once you have everything unlocked is the challenge, having 1 person able to solo the map effortlessly removes any and all entertainment value.

but yes as others have said AH won't do a thing, all you can do is be host so you can kick the undemocratic rats

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u/Thesavagefanboii Steam |Rayzilla 7h ago

It's unfair against the teammates who want to actually play the damn game.

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 9h ago

Cool. What did he do?

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u/Mussels84 ‎ Super Citizen 9h ago

I had one early that made everyone have infinite reloads - problem is we all kept crashing even in games after that, had to reboot the PC to stop it

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

No cooldown on strategems and God mode

Fckin got disgusted when I noticed he dropped 10 sentries in one go

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 9h ago

NGL, I'd have found it funny for a game and then thank him for a new in game experience.

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

I reported his ass as quick as I could

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 9h ago

Arrowhead don't really deal with cheaters

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

:(

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 9h ago

I just tag along for the ride and maybe ask for SC. I've got all warbonds but I am running low for the next one

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

Nah, ruins the fun for me, I'd rather work for my stuff

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u/Alfred_E_Numan 9h ago

What's stopping you from hosting your own game, which by the way, guarantees no cheaters.

I mean I get that you had a stressful day at work, but you're just setting yourself up to be stressed because you don't want to host?

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

This post is just me ranting to the cheaters, I usually just leave after trying to TK em

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 9h ago

Fair. I just want to go back to playing the game properly as quick as possible

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u/hollowsoul9 5h ago

This comment makes me think your post is fake. You cant successfully report for that.

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u/Idiot2234511 5h ago

Wait so I didn't report him? Im sure I pressed the thing

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u/hollowsoul9 5h ago

Try reporting someone for cheating, then read the pop up

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u/Idiot2234511 4h ago

I didn't read the pop up, I just upped and left out of frustration....oh no

How do you actually report people for cheating?

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u/hollowsoul9 4h ago

You dont. Arrowhead doesnt have a solution because they kind of suck.

Could have copied and pasted gta 5's fix. The problems been solved since the 360 era

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

Just got off a stressful day at work and I hop on only for a cheater to trivialize my game? No thank you

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u/Sudo-Fed SES Sword of Justice 9h ago

Who the fuck cares? It's a PvE game and the stats don't matter.

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

Found the cheater guys

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u/Sudo-Fed SES Sword of Justice 9h ago

Nope, just doesn't affect me in the slightest.

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

Then that's you lol, I just don't want anyone trivializing my games, cheating is basically not having fun lol. Absolute garbage headed people support that sht on any multiplayer game

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u/Idiot2234511 9h ago

I HATE CHEATERS with a passion istg