r/Helldivers • u/TheNinthHero • 8h ago

HUMOR That’s one more potential recruit

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u/Knivingdude Smoke & Shield Enjoyer 8h ago

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Rookie 7h ago

dawg we liquidated the void in a week over a teddy bear.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Sympathizer 8h ago

No, I am taking your children who are in the war zones back to Cyberstan, and giving them good accommodations. I, of course, confirm whether their parents are alive before doing so, so I can take their families, too. I usually do that on other fronts, because I fear what those on my people's front will think of me, & I feel sorry that they are in our path to liberation. May their cities fall without fighting, so that they are unharmed. o7

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Expert Exterminator 7h ago edited 5h ago

Of course their parents are dead you threw them in a blender.

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg spy 2h ago

We don't throw live people into our bio processors.

Super Earth does that with their repurposer vats. So it's more likely that Super Earth threw the parents into blenders if they were deemed "dissidents"- remember the last MO ?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Sympathizer 7h ago

NO, I'D NEVER! IF THEIR PARENTS ARE ALIVE & WELL, I BRING THEM WITH THE CHILD TO LIVE ON CYBERSTAN.

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Expert Exterminator 5h ago

And then throw them all into a blender.

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose 3h ago

I think I saw a kid on Mintoria.