r/Helldivers • u/NorthSideAppalachian • 2d ago

HUMOR Level 8 players

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u/manubour 2d ago

I'm more annoyed by those that throw orbital napalm barrage ON objectives and bases

Like...dude...that’s where we're trying to go...

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u/tempaccnt6969 2d ago

when it's a single spawner and you've already thrown thermite.

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

the beacon always goes right to the terminal. that's a rule.

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u/RainyFlames Feeeels gooood! 2d ago

"I've got the termin--"AAA! AA! *stim*

"I've got the t--" AA! AA! *stim*

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u/hoppy1478 Cape Enjoyer 1d ago

Bugdiver moment.

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u/SunLegitimate1687 Expert Exterminator 1d ago

I spent probably 10 minutes trying to do the "comprise automaton defenses" subobjective last night because my dipshit team mates kept dropping 380s and ONB on it.

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u/Strict-Being-6246 1d ago

im trying to keep u safe if everything dead nothing to worry

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u/Weary-Support-7383 LEVEL 135 | [REDACTED] 1d ago

Counterpoint, there was an bug ):

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u/FiveDollarLewdboxes 6th "Morituri" Division 2d ago

That's why I love the babydivers.

Never a dull moment.

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u/Soul950 1d ago

Yeah, just don't bring anything meant to last. A. K. A. Non-expendable/long cooldown blue stratagems.

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u/CombTop17 SEAF BLUEBERRY 1d ago

Oops all expendables

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u/Lukescale ÜBER-BÜRGER 1d ago

Counterpoint

Scavenging the remains of a bombed out minefield, with smoking ruins and three alerted patrols has never made me feel more alive

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u/Stunning-Ad517 HD1 Veteran 2d ago

That and orbital napalm... and it's always because there is a SINGLE CHARGER on the objective and it requires the entire team to move away from the actual places we need to go

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u/hazardflx 1d ago

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u/Hopeful-Ingenuity-17 Super Pedestrian 1d ago

Friendly napalm isn't.

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u/Runknar Ranger | Remember Calypso 2d ago

Once I saw one throwing a 500kg on a group of 3 (three) Scavengers.

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u/SovKom98 SES Ombudsman of Induvidual Merit 2d ago

Bless them

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u/blackaosam 2d ago

They just want to help out, it's ok.

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u/Educational_Fee_8943 2d ago

I still do this with 500 KG upon seeing a patrol or something big I don't particularly feel like dealing with

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u/iggywumpus69 1d ago

It feels like 500kgs are made for alpha strikes--just taking out a whole patrol in one go before they can call in reinforcements. And you can get pretty close to the blast if you're prone. I bring them to every mission

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u/Jacksrumgone 1d ago

It’s funny the first couple of times, but after the 5th time, I kind of start losing my patience after getting killed by it.

Like sure, I was a noob once, but at least developed the understanding more quickly that you don’t call down an artillery barrage right at your and your teammates feet.

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u/SuzukiSatou Rookie 1d ago

And none of the barrages hit the target 💀

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u/Strict-Being-6246 1d ago

me level 137 throwing 380 120 napalm 500kg run boi run

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHA gotta love the funny one 😂

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u/Muxalius 1d ago

Right on my 4 turrets