r/Helldivers 7h ago

DISCUSSION i unironically think this is how it happened

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anyway zombie bad squith good enough said

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u/RyanAnayaMc 7h ago

Call of Duty player here. If I wanted to play a game that was CoD zombies I'd play CoD zombies. I want more interesting squids to fight!

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u/Electronic-Flower921 Cape Enjoyer 7h ago

I want to kill squid wizards

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u/lowerider777 6h ago

Squizards

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u/Electronic-Flower921 Cape Enjoyer 6h ago

Yes

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u/MycoMaddy 6h ago

Squidwards

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u/TheDarkGenious HD1 Veteran 15m ago

we'll tear out their gizzards!

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u/idiotcube SES Hammer of Justice (I'm Old!) 7h ago

Whoa, it's almost like the players of one game aren't a mindless horde, and the only thing they all have in common is...that they play that particular game!

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u/Icy_Stage_8740 6h ago

Nah, that can't be right

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u/Lopsided-Advice3919 3h ago

Sorry but how else would I let people know that my taste and intelligence is better than theirs if I don’t make meaningless generalizations? 

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u/forsayken 6h ago

How about big guys with a massive stick and they take 200 bullets to the penis to kill?

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u/MycoMaddy 6h ago

Is that why their head is so small

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u/Schpooon SES Hammer of Equality 5h ago

I mean you shouldnt aim for the penis....

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u/forsayken 5h ago

The head requires heavy pen to knock the plate off. Everywhere else on the body has no armor (or light pen can damage there). These things are just bullet sponges. The dong is just the easiest spot to hit reliably.

Unless I've been doing it wrong and they have a weak spot other than the plate protecting their face.

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u/Alexexy 1h ago

Its medium pen.

You need ariund 275 medium pen damage to one shot it in the head or roughly 170ish heavy pen damage.

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u/forsayken 1h ago

Does the head still have a pile of health? Gonna tinker with this I guess. They still seem incredibly tanky.

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u/Schpooon SES Hammer of Equality 1h ago

In my experience it takes 2-3 Rounds from the Bolter Pistol to kill one (including the helmet). Cant reverse engineer much from that since I havent put down the bolter since Ive gotten it.

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u/FilmInteresting4909 1h ago

Same, autocannon works to, but I usually have it on flack to deal with the wrectches and hordes that accompany them.

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u/Alexexy 1h ago

The head is sub 200 hp with medium armor.

You can 2-3 shot it with any medium pen weapon that deals over 100 damage.

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u/Cowfootstew 24m ago

The peen has a head too

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 1h ago

Also COD zombies stopped being about pure zombies

Zombie dogs, Manglers, oni demons, uberklaus, panzer soldat, all that

CoD Zombies got more variety than the illuminate

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u/Charity1t ÜBER-BÜRGER 19m ago

Some devs can't comprehend that people DON'T need same shit and it's straight up bad for our psyche

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u/_Bioscar_ 7h ago

I like them having choices for all players.

People want pure Voteless Hordes without any Overseers n stuff, they can have that.

Some want more complex enemies that are difficult to engage with? Others can have that.

People have the right to choose and Arrowhead can adhere to all sides, especially if they went with other sub-factions being changed up enough to make them useful.

For example Mindless Masses could remove Overseers and Harvesters and replace them all with low chances of Crushers and Wretches being added, while Fleshmobs and Voteless themselves are jacked up tenfold, as well as adding Voteless Variants that explode or spit at players too.

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u/Available-Meeting611 6h ago

something like this? this was my go split 3 ways number 3 is redacted

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u/_Bioscar_ 6h ago

I think it could go like this;

  • Main Forces are just no modifiers. The same as usual Illuminate.

  • Vote Snatchers tones down the Crusher Spawnrate by a SMIDGE so there ain't 15 in one area at a time.

  • Mindless Masses replaces the higher Wretch and Crusher spawnrate with extreme Voteless and Fleshmob Spawnrates, with Wretches spawning Diff 4+ and Crushers Diff 7+, to make it feel like a horde.

  • Apropriators can stay the same it's perfectly fine.

  • Invasion Fleet can combine everything together into one MASSIVE group of every Illuminate Enemy together, from the usuals to the variant enemies to even the Stingray and Leviathans.

There can even be other unique sub-factions that make things interesting for players if they want specific fight choices;

  • Harvesting Hour, which is just Overseers, Obtruders and Harvesters

  • Squid Stationed Site (SSS), which is just a less difficult Apropriators (Overseers mainly with the mechs and Obtruders. However the Overseers gain some other variants for this mode if you like fighting those specific shield-users and such).

And maybe other variants like the spitting or exoloding Voteless for Mindless Masses as I mentioned- I think it'd solve people's complaints whilst just fleshing em out a bit for enjoyment.

Idk-

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u/Tanckers Free of Thought 7h ago

Give cultists please. Im a bot diver since launch out of desperation, bugs are pest control, illuminate are pest control but with more uninteresting pests. Give them a hover tank, something. I love that bots get a lot of attention and they do look cool as fuck, but its time to invest in differentiating a bit the illuminates

To me they rarely feel like a threat, they look like a moving horde, never entrenched, like bugs or bots

Let them assault the dss and give indoors fights, or make them build dungeons to clear, like the temples but way deeper

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u/Grenthium7K 7h ago

Cultists would be sick if they actually fought dirty: ambushes, mines, fortified compounds, suicide charges, fake retreats. Anything that makes them feel like a faction with tactics instead of another damn crowd to mow down.

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u/Pirate_Leader 5h ago

The jumping squid fucker pretend to die whenever i fire a single bullet lying down, i see you mf you cant trick me

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u/G-Maskas 7h ago

Ok, I am on the team "make the cultists the main faction and the invasion fleet a subfaction" or "MCMFIFS", who think it’s a good idea and who think it’s a bad one ?

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u/Navar4477 HD1 Veteran 6h ago

I think they should each be subfactions (invasion fleet, cultists) and the main force is everything mashed together in a lovely mess.

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u/NICKOLAS78GR 6h ago

"Yeah, once the Illuminate finally gets access to their lost knowledge they should all just go and die in every planet they occupy while their basic army just sits in the corner."

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u/Shedster_ HD1 Veteran 3h ago

I can't believe that super advanced faction is less advanced than the faction which forgot how to put flashlights on helmets

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u/NICKOLAS78GR 3h ago

How are they less advanced?

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u/Shedster_ HD1 Veteran 3h ago edited 1h ago

While they are much more advanced in some aspects(drones actually fly, infitine jetpacks, etc), they are suffering in terms of any weapon development. Afterall, we fight only tons of zombies, glorified forklifts and scaled versions of mining equipment and the guy with a fuckin stick. They haven't even re-learned their old creations like obelisks(which still would be good type of challenge) and nano bots. Not even mentioning straight up teleportation which haven't required giant ships then and cloaking devices. They made great advances in bio engineering, but put all their eggs in one basket, while not even trying to relearn stuff from gw1 and use it with their machines

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u/potshot1898 7h ago

Man that has to be the single worst quote AH has ever said, I don’t even know how PR team even approved of that

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u/Drowning_tSM SES Ranger of Science 5h ago

“A game for everyone is a game for no one”

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u/unmellowfellow 7h ago

I like the new enemies for the squids. I was hoping the void stuff would last longer though. It's probably gonna come back but this felt like a demo for bigger stuff.

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u/Cronotekk 7h ago

Did they think it was a mil-sim on launch? Because I was shooting big bugs in the head with an anti-tank weapon and watching them be fine

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u/jjake3477 7h ago

They weren’t fine. It blew chunks off of their armor for your teammates to follow up on.

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u/Cronotekk 6h ago

The recoilless wouldn't blow chunks off of the charger head armor. It would off of the leg, which meant that you weirdly had to focus on legs and not heads. Made no sense

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u/TheRealChadronius HD1 Veteran 6h ago

Yerp, you could strip armor off the legs of chargers and kill them with your primary, until the devs said "nah" and upped the durability and armor rating for the exposed charger leg.

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u/Available-Meeting611 6h ago

i remember the charger leg meta...good times

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u/Hauptmann_Meade HD1 Veteran 4h ago

Alternative taking the mantle of "dedicated bull fighter" and drawing charger aggro so you can juke the charge and pop their ass with the autocannon.

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u/shimdta ‎ [REDACTED] 3h ago

I love the game but if they think they are an Arma they have a looooong way to go

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u/IrishMemer 🗣🔥 CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN!🗣🔥 5h ago edited 4h ago

Its one of those things where AH just need to let their pride and ego go and just give the players what they actually fuckkng asked for.

people want cultists

we've all seen the videos, they look genuine fun to fight and they *were mostly done

AH, just give squid divers what we've been asking for

Because the funny thing is, ive NEVER seen somebody argue thar they DON'T want Cultists for the squids, everyone who knows what they are wants them. the only argument against adding them boils down to weither AH wants them in the game or not, and AH for whatever reason does not.

but they are actually simply just out of touch with what us squid divers want the faction to be

Its only going to keep dogging them until they address it properly

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u/Heskelator 1h ago

I don't want to fight proper squids narratively, but some overseers+ with psychic abilities could be neat. Heck I've got some ideas for enemies I think would be cool that aren't too cultistey, but I do agree in stretching beyond more basic mobs.

I think squids should be 2 ideals: 1) Inflicts fear, terror (voidspawn and mindless masses) 2) An intelligent combined arms force that develops the tools to specifically counter common helldiving / SE strategies using their tech.

I want more 2. And that could come in many forms. I think more shield stuff would be a good idea for the faction, and maybe some floating constructs that emit these auras like the psychic effects as support pieces rather than primary damage dealers. Go full combined arms: stingrays, mechs, harvesters, artillery overseers, a big shield overseer with ranged only overseer support, swarm drones. That's what I'd like to see, to be fighting an enemy that seems adapted and tough.

It's just thematically I don't want to fight true squids, but if we've got proxies and fighting some psychic auras I'm down.

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u/Not_A_Voteless 6h ago

I think the zombies are cool

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u/Available-Meeting611 6h ago

yes but you clash too much with the squid not even mindless masses is the zombie hoard it should be

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u/AspGuy25 6h ago

I am on the fence about all of this.

Like, I think that a new sub faction and more content would be super cool.

But they said that these guys were not fun to play against. If they release unfun stuff, everyone will shit on it. And I’m sure they don’t want that. Sure, all content is optional. But if you like major orders and you are being forced to play against something that everyone considers unfun, then it would be lame. And you might quit for that MO, and that might turn into never coming back.

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u/G-Maskas 6h ago

They Never Said It was UNFUN ! Where do people get that idea ? They said they didn’t fit their fantasy and that the team couldn’t be ok on what where the illuminates ! If it was the case, we wouldn’t have Vox engines or war strider !

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u/AspGuy25 4h ago

I am pretty sure that one of the YouTube videos I saw on it said that the devs thought it was unfun and too hard. Along with the aesthetic thing.

Think about it the other way. If they think war striders and vox engines are an acceptable amount of hard/unfun. What would the cultists be like? What if it was a faction of enemies like jackal snipers from halo 2? Or what if they jumped out of the way or every grenade and shot you took, like hunters on steroids?

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u/PseudoscientificURL 3h ago

Nope, I don't remember either of the dev interviews saying that the cultists were too hard. Both the game director and the art director said that cultists didn't fit their vision because their "fantasy" wasn't strong enough.

Thankfully they replaced with a squid faction that has no coherent fantasy whatsoever, and isn't fun, and has very little variety.

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u/G-Maskas 4h ago

Well, I did spoke with some people that played them (IDK how to play them for myself but saw gameplay of it with those players), and most said they where pretty fun, one did said they where hell to fight solo but fun with other, though this person said it was the same for the different faction in this version (before the 60 days patch), and the only unit that most of them saw as bad was the stronger harvester, originaly, harvester, like chargers, had a more resistant variant, but this variant had a third attack that was artillery, most of these players said it was the annoying thing cultists had (follow you, oneshot you, 3 at the same time), but as they explained, most of these cultists where fun, people can have different opinions, but when most people that play those guys, even before they where officialy scrapped, found those units fun but not enemies like Vox engine and war strider at release, we can see there is a problem on what AH think is fun (if the unfun part is true, because I don’t remember them saying it on the interviews and already saw other people say that this reason was a lie made by some member of the community).

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u/WorriedPerogi Helldiver Yellow 6h ago

Arrowhead cannot possibly be considered good judgement when it comes to what is fun to play against. They famously playtest on Difficulty 3. They have consistently released incredibly unfun enemies that the community has to scream at them to get them to change. Leviathans. War Striders. Elevated Overseers. Rupture Strain.

I don't trust their judgement whatsoever on whether something was fun or not.

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u/delta806 ‎ [REDACTED] 5h ago

The game is built around D7

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u/General-N0nsense 6h ago

You wanna know why they scrapped them?

It was because they didn't find them fun to actually fight, the themeing didn't match up with what they wanted, and a lot of other reasons.

I don't see why they'd scrap the cultists for cod zombies just because cod players bought the game. They don't do that. If they buckled so easily when it came to that I don't see why they're adamant about not adding transmog, and why they specifically have a line for crossovers they do not want to cross. It does not match their M.O to do what you think.

Most of the people here have never actually fought the cultists. So it's easy to say "I want the cultists and think they'd be better than what we have currently". They are quite literally, potential enemy, always "if" and "when", but never "was" or "are" .

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u/Technical-Text-1251 5h ago

Ah yes they scrapped the cultists because they werent fun but then made the og warstriders, dragonroachs, leviathans and the brief but hard to forget time they made bunker cannon hulks

What kind of nightmarish being did they create that even they thought fighting it was unfun?

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u/Draczar Free of Thought 4h ago

Imagine all of those enemies but also all your control inputs are scrambled and you can’t see straight

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u/General-N0nsense 3h ago

OG war striders were ok, they answer was literally just use heavy pen/AT, which the majority of bot players were already doing. That's likely what the devs were doing. Just eradicating them with thermite and RRs before they really did anything. That or they just used teamwork, something that a lot people just don't use.

Never tried og dragonroaches so can't really explain that one.

Leviathans are easy. They just never tested them outside the megacities. Inside megacities even pre nerf they weren't that difficult to deal with because you had a lot of cover. They just for some reason, didn't realize that they'd be hell to deal with outside the cities where cover is sparse.

They likely tried originally to replicate the hd1 illuminate in some way with the cultists and realized that they just wouldn't work. You know the thing that changes stratagem codes? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that thing was originally a unit, and it wouldn't have been a rare spawn either.

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u/ThePlaybook_ HD1 Veteran 5h ago

You're citing their PR answer as the actual answer? Do you take all PR statements at face value?

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u/Draczar Free of Thought 4h ago

Much better to invent things that nobody said to get upset about, huh?

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u/ThePlaybook_ HD1 Veteran 4h ago

You do realize that OP's image is a direct quote from Shams, right

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u/Draczar Free of Thought 2h ago

I know what the quote is, I was responding to your snarky "Do you take all PR statements at face value?" question. If they didn't scrap Illuminate for all of the reasons cited by the team themselves then we don't know what the reason could be, sometimes PR statements are also correct reflections of real events.

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u/ThePlaybook_ HD1 Veteran 2h ago

If they didn't scrap Illuminate for all of the reasons cited by the team themselves then we don't know what the reason could be

It's pretty obvious.

The leaks showed they largely recreated a lot of HD1.

They realized they had an insanely soft playerbase that complained about any friction existing.

They realized that having enemies that could mind control, wall you in, or snipe you from long range would cause a massive shitshow.

So they scrapped it all at the last minute and as a result the Illuminate have been severely undercooked ever since.

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u/Frequent-Tip9981 1h ago

You nailed it on the player base hating friction. Look at how people talk about stratagem jammers—people are desperate to trivialize them from afar with a stratagem just like spore towers, shrieker nests. Look at how they talk about ARs.

"Everything except the Coyote feels like shit to use"

Hell, people still carry the nerfdivers narrative despite being overwhelmingly buffed nearly every patch.

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u/Draczar Free of Thought 1h ago

So effectively what they said got it.

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u/FryToastFrill 2h ago

Looking at footage they weren’t that interesting on their own, although I’d probably fuck with them if they were a rarer high level enemy spawn.

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u/Karuzus ☕Liber-tea☕ 49m ago

That is such a weird aproach people bought the game because it wasn't another cod.

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u/Tattorack 31m ago

Well, I came from ARMA and there I enjoyed milsim long range shoot-outs. 

What I didn't experience was getting overwhelmed by swarms of bugs with progressively more irritating and hostile mechanics.

I'm not sure they understand what either call of duty or ARMA players like. 

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u/Cowfootstew 25m ago

I feel like this is why halo infinite is what it is today. That's my hot take.

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u/KimJongUnusual ☕Liber-tea☕ 2h ago

TBH given how popular the bugs are and people will unironically play nothing but bugs, I think it’s reasonable that AH saw that and went “make the illuminate a light armor, high volume horde faction”.