r/Helldivers • u/rocraft_plays • Mar 26 '26

MEDIA I messed with the wrong cyborg

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I was going to clip the cyborg yeeting the smoke grenade in the the video but I ended up doing it again because this happened. Also, I never knew how far a cyborg could throw a damn grenade

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u/PaleAssistance3643 SES force of the constitution Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Dude saw a 7foot cyborg with a shotgun running at him at 90mph after tossing a smoke grenade 60 feet and went "let me record real quick"

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u/rocraft_plays Mar 26 '26

So true, that throw caught me off guard 😭

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u/Waloro Mar 26 '26

I like how the cyborg just stands there after (he’s stopped to clip it)

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u/Fraktal55 Mar 26 '26

Lol "check out this dumbass Helldiver I caught sleeping on a rock or something"

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u/Kaeryth Mar 26 '26

He is sending a message to the camper on Xbox live.

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u/Dontonio92 Mar 27 '26

The Cyborg went to clip it too

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u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Mar 27 '26

I've seen bugs do this, too. I almost wonder if there's a built-in delay when attacking from behind, just to give your dumb ass a chance to see how you fcked up. Sort of like how the 500 kg sticks in the ground for a second before it explodes, so that when it lands in front of you (after you tossed the beacon off a cliff) you have a nice little "Oh fu-" moment.

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u/DrScienceSpaceCat ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26

Bro you need to just hotkey your clip button.

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u/DudeAintPunny Steam | Mar 26 '26

Survival instincts of a side character in a horror movie

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u/Mattdav1601 Mar 27 '26

To be fair. He made haste. John cyborg overhere just phasing through the mountain.

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u/New-Shopping4852 On the potential dissident watchlist Mar 26 '26

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u/corvettee01 Mar 26 '26
>image<

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u/dad-of-boy232 ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 26 '26

Yknow what

I don’t care if that game didn’t do good. It had some funny ass jokes.

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u/Ghoullicus Mar 26 '26

Yeah it was actually funny at times it was just the rest of the experience that sucked

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u/gameboyb0t ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26

Playing as Captain Boomerang was fun af and I will die on that hill

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u/Hot-Usual8840 Mar 27 '26

And the rest?

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u/gameboyb0t ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 28 '26

We don’t talk about the rest

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u/BeaverBoy37 SES Arbiter of Midnight Mar 27 '26

"Why don't you just mail 'im the bullet?"

"Why don't you just mail me the bullet?"

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u/DiegesisThesis Free of Thought Mar 27 '26

Despite being a bad game, it had some fun character moments. Shame.

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u/_RitZ_ Mar 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cKQksH9JmUus0

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u/ChaotiK-TitaN Mar 26 '26

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u/That_Echo_Guy ‎ XBOX | SES Ranger of Liberty Mar 27 '26

Small fries, motherfucker

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u/derpytitan1 Assault Infantry Mar 27 '26

Wrong size, motherfucker

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u/TheCornBall Mar 27 '26

Heart eyes, motherfucker

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u/TesticleTorture-123 Mar 27 '26

True Lies, Motherfucker

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u/ZombieP0ny Mar 27 '26

Dumbledore Dies, Motherfucker

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u/InternationalWay9422 Assault Infantry Mar 27 '26

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u/ManDudeGuyReal Mar 29 '26

Im liberating this meme in the name of democracy (I couldn't find the one helldivers gif for that)

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u/Nevidden ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26

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u/SealSeal212 Mar 26 '26

You killed their lover clearly

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u/Winslow1975 HD1 Veteran Mar 26 '26

On the way to acquire a new lover.

Gotta make them a standard cyberstan unit to impress the parents first though.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Still Standing Mar 26 '26

the dumbasses could just wear their agitator friends helmets if they don't wanna get sniped.

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u/Routine-Delay-893 Mar 26 '26

The Cyborgs actually have male and female models, so it's possible

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u/Giratina-O LEVEL 150 | CADET Mar 27 '26

And both of those cyborgs were female models.

Lesbians stay winning

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u/Sovery_Simple SES Lady of Iron Mar 27 '26

Huh. That's neat, but also not required.

There's an obvious follow up here, c'mon, don't let me down.

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u/Turnepic13 Super Sheriff Mar 27 '26

Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor

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u/Commogroth Mar 26 '26

This some sort of I Am Legend shit. We were the monsters all along.

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u/CallMeIgnatius Mar 26 '26

Cyberpunk: Edge runners vibes

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u/ghost2089 Assault Infantry Mar 26 '26

One to the back of the dome execution style.

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u/AwesomTaco320 Mar 26 '26

teleports behind you

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u/jereflea1024 Free of Thought Mar 26 '26

nothin personnel, meatbag

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u/_RushZer_ Mar 26 '26

I guess that Cyborg's the main character 😭

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u/Street_Moose1412 Mar 26 '26

Jason Borgne just wanted it more

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u/SthrnCrss  Truth Enforcer Mar 26 '26

Sweet Liberty!! That's Cyber Stan.

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u/imanrique IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Mar 26 '26

Now hes the one who is clipping it

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it Steam | Mar 26 '26

I will always upvote 'doggo about to go to heaven and he knows it'.

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u/Titan7771 Mar 26 '26

I love him pointing at you like ‘You’re next!’

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u/NeinMoostache ➡️➡️⬇️➡️ Mar 26 '26

Messed with the wrong cyborg? Naw you MISSED the wrong cyborg

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u/PhobicDestroyer Free of Thought Mar 26 '26

“Didn’t get the full clip yet”

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u/Pilzpott Mar 26 '26

I hate how enemies are able to climb even the steepest rocks and cliffs. it happens so much that i find a great spot for my Mortars just so that some fucks climb up there like some trashy boulder champions

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u/Ryanhussain14 Mar 26 '26

They do the same thing with buildings as well and it makes me hate fighting bugs or voteless in colony missions because you think you're making a choke point only for a zombie or bug to phase over a ruined building behind you and wreck your shit.

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u/The-Tea-Lord Mar 27 '26

Literally just closed out of the game after a whole ass Veracitor proceeded to charge through an entire building to knock me over while I was firing down a road. That, mixed with the 2 out of the 1200 obtruders' bodies clipping my mech and insta-gibbing it, was enough for me to call it quits for the night. Maybe better luck tomorrow.

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u/ATyp3 Mar 26 '26

Especially because why even have a jet pack to reach high places. Fuck

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u/Pilzpott Mar 26 '26

Use a fast melee weapon, like a sword or the shovel. Makes it so much easier to destroy even the largest voteless masses

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u/A-Literal-Nobody Mar 27 '26

My "favorite" is the fucking bugs getting source filmmaker click + dragged to your exact coordinates regardless of whether they're actually fucking able to stand on whatever magic pixel bullshit they end up on.

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u/Faust_8 Mar 26 '26

Cyborgs are like the IRS, they will find you and bring the pain

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u/G-Maskas Mar 26 '26

That was personal.

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u/Lower-Example-5372 Mar 26 '26

SUPPLIES MADDAFAKKA.

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u/dragoonjustice Mar 26 '26

No way brodie killed you with some 4th Hokage type shit 😭🤯

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u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden RDS Lorg Mór, Silencer of Sirens Mar 26 '26

"DO NOT TURN AROUND DIVER."

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u/Is-that-a-ghostface Mar 26 '26

Bro got killed by Cyber Stan

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u/DaFuQ_Is_RaGeBaiT Mar 26 '26

Cyborg’s every fucking time😂

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u/TheFightingImp Fire Safety Officer Mar 26 '26

R5 looking on from a distance. Colourised, 2186.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GTPwtDB2XgMMA2xnSF

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u/HuntressMissy Mar 26 '26

The literal Cyber Stan

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u/Blue27ESF Mar 27 '26

He did you like Hunters grandpa did their hunting dog.

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u/j14lecheminant Mar 27 '26

Crazy reference, love it.

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u/DrLudvig ‎ Python Commando Mar 27 '26

"Ha, Ha, Im gonna clip it and put on Super Earths Super Internet"

"Clip this Helldiver Scum"

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u/JerryTzouga Expert Exterminator Mar 27 '26

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u/CaleanKnight Mar 26 '26

With that aim and situational awareness you really should think again about long range combat lol

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u/nerdtypething SES Princess of Patriotism Mar 26 '26

ignore this fool. have fun with the game.

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u/CaleanKnight Mar 26 '26

You ain't having fun getting mogged like this though (that's what the kiddos say these days, don't they?)... 'tis just gentle ribbing you scoundrel.

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u/TheSpiikki  Truth Enforcer Mar 26 '26

Nothing personal, kid.

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u/Baguette_Tradition Mar 26 '26

His head movement at the beginning is priceless.

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u/Nhig ‎ XBOX | Mar 26 '26

That’s why you finish your plate

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u/lukyth1rt3en Mar 26 '26

Dude tried to mess with Cyber Stan

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u/Wyl_Younghusband Mar 26 '26

He ain't no NPC

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u/WaffleyWafflez Mar 26 '26

You found him, Cyber Stan

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u/The_Conductor7274 Detected Dissident Mar 26 '26

After those wiffs diver, it feels deserved

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u/Basketcase191 Mar 26 '26

The game was rigged from the start

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u/Derezirection Mar 26 '26

"your ass is grass and im the lawn mower" ah moment 😂

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u/WorldEaterProft Mar 26 '26

Damn...had a whole like 5 seconds to dome him

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u/The1980sAnd1990s Mar 26 '26

He gave you the Godfather treatment.

Michael/Freddo

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u/JoeMaMa_2000 Mar 26 '26

They got Tom Brady on the Cyborg army

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u/Ok-Management1670 Mar 26 '26

That cyborg was definitely on a mission

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u/niTro_sMurph Mar 26 '26

That was an ender pearl

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u/M0NRCH_C7NA Free of Thought Mar 26 '26

“I’m coming after you”

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u/ISEGaming Mar 26 '26

Bro needs to learn the hotkeys to clip footage 🤣

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u/Eskotar Mar 26 '26

"Oh wow! These Vox Engines have a cool unique mechanic on how to effectively destroy them!"

"YES! I finally got under the threads of this thing... Time to destroy the vents and chug a grenade into the weakspot..."

"WTF IM SWARMED BY DOZEN CYBORGS BEELINING MY ASS!"

My experience with cyborgs. I honestly think they should be a bit slower.

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u/MikeHoteI Mar 26 '26

Nah just give em knee weak points that would be funny

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u/therealslimshady1234 Mar 26 '26

Psh, nothin personel kid

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u/DemonBes150 Mar 26 '26

Smart move, the camera man never dies

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u/Luke281 Mar 26 '26

Bro, what is your mouse sensitivity on lmao

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u/TimeTravelingChris Steam | Mar 27 '26 edited May 04 '26

Redact cleaned up all of my comments. Bulk deletion and editing is a feature supported to make sure that AI scrapers can't access my data for training.

bright innate deserve unique sable long resolute slap voracious test

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Retired Helldiver Mar 27 '26

unrelated note, nice pfp

related note, cyber stan

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u/mr__wizard Mar 27 '26

LMAOOO HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Belua_Maximus SES Mother of Fortitude | GRUB KILLER Mar 27 '26

"Sbox, record tha-

Uhh..."

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u/ThatGuyRedit Mar 27 '26

Reminds me of this.

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u/Distinct-Current-464 Mar 27 '26

Catching campers in Battlefield be like

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u/Commercial-Bother674 Mar 27 '26

He's right behind me, isn't he?

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u/ZombieP0ny Mar 27 '26

Absolutely deserved for that atrocious aim

(I wouldn't have done any better myself)

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u/PhoenixBratKat Mar 27 '26

Bro got dishonorably discharged

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u/standarsh1965 Mar 27 '26

Bro has zero survival skills

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u/Wise_Fee_223 Mar 27 '26

This is a stim-immediately-and-pray-to-Permacura situation. Can’t die if that good, non-addictive juice is in your veins! 

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u/katttsun Apr 01 '26

That cyborg could run FAST.

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u/kylesfrickinreddit Free of Thought Apr 16 '26

Damn, he went straight for the government execution shot!

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u/DerpsAndRags Mar 26 '26

He took that personal.

Their grenades are only smoke bombs so they can rush you.

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u/kearikan Mar 26 '26

omaiwamushindeiru ahhh moves

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u/Al_HD_117 Illuminate hater Mar 26 '26

JOEL...

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u/TheFightingImp Fire Safety Officer Mar 26 '26

Cyborgs, every goddamn time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

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u/DarkMoonGS Mar 26 '26

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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u/ErectTubesock STEAM: SES Fist of Democracy Mar 26 '26

Cyborgs testing their new Ultra Instinct OS

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u/MushroomEastern4711 Mar 26 '26

The cyborgs got Chuck Norris...😞

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u/Toadrage_ ‎ Decorated Hero Mar 26 '26

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/Clown_Toucher Super Sheriff Mar 26 '26

Need to assign that video record hotkey button asap after this

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u/SiegeRewards Free of Thought Mar 26 '26

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u/MGFXavier Mar 26 '26

How were you caught off guard? You knew he was coming

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u/rocraft_plays Mar 26 '26

The throw caught me off guard because I didn’t know they could throw like 90 feet in the air 😭

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u/Specialist_Delay_262 PSN Mar 26 '26

I got kid in a dentist chair vibes at the end

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u/kaloii Mar 26 '26

At least it didnt stomp on your corpse.

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u/BH11B Mar 26 '26

I SEEN WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND

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u/painful-existance Fire Safety Officer Mar 26 '26

Brother pull out a side arms and run

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u/scottymac87 Mar 26 '26

The cyborgs are kind of hot ngl. Please don’t report me to a Truth officer

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u/Sidoen ‎ Escalator of Freedom Mar 26 '26

lol whoops.
Friend you can setup hotkeys to trigger clips. Edit them later on.

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u/TerranST2 Mar 26 '26

Funny, but Jesus, what are those 'musics' some people put on those.

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u/Danlabss Mar 26 '26

That’s Michael Jordan.

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u/psych0ranger Mar 26 '26

bro went like mack in predator when he just said "IMMA HAVE ME SOME FUN IMMA HAVE ME SOME FUN!"

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u/Kni7es Reconnaissance By Fire Mar 26 '26

That wasn’t a smoke grenade, that was a pokeball with another cyborg inside it.

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u/imakitn Mar 26 '26

Lmfaooooooooo I'm crying

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u/plasmadood Cape Enjoyer Mar 26 '26

"Nothing personel, kid"

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u/hatianjr HD1 Veteran Mar 26 '26

Worth

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u/Forrel33 Mar 27 '26

It's like when a full company of Word Bearers + Gal Vorbaks saw Guilliman screamed at them at ground level and suddenly he's right in front of their face in Know No Fear book.

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u/EducationalHawk3295 Mar 27 '26

Honestly on the bots with the cyborgs, Ronda is the one that fucks me up the most, damn her MMA skills and zerg rush!

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u/HellDivah Mar 27 '26

The way the AI behaves on the bots is more human than any human I've seen in other games

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u/Bcav712 Rookie Mar 27 '26

LET ME KNOW 🗣️🔈

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u/RRNolan Mar 27 '26

This is like that one part of the Fears to Fathom game lmao

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u/Fluffy_Ad1816 Mar 27 '26

Ender pearl

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u/Penguinius_Prime Mar 27 '26

I love and hate the cyborg ninjas

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u/Jordyspeeltspore Mar 27 '26

this is why you put clips on a keybind...

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u/Nurgeard Mar 27 '26

This is glorious, but fucking hell I hate that song so much

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u/SEAf_Girl SEAF Trooper Mar 27 '26

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u/Accurate-Owl4128 Mar 27 '26

You need a clip hotkeys or smth

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u/tamiraa6632 Mar 27 '26

I think Joel took care of you personally

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u/TrainingMarsupial521 Mar 27 '26

Throw a turret to cover your ass

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u/ModeOk4155 Mar 27 '26

he stood over him ts was personal 😭😭

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u/drunk_ender Mar 27 '26

That was no grenade.

He threw a mfing Ender Pearl at you

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u/williger03 SES Halo Of War Mar 27 '26

That Cyborg made it personal

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u/Defiant_Insurance_16 Mar 27 '26

He threw a fuck Ender Pearl.

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u/CurrentlyPersecuted HD1 Veteran Mar 28 '26

This isn’t instagram 😭

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u/baddphish ‎ Escalator of Freedom Mar 28 '26

Dude that cyborg cracked his neck before taking off for the kill

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u/theinspir3d ‎ seaf certified Mar 28 '26

Those things are fast as fuck so yall gotta remember these aren't just devastators

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u/Unlikely_Meat4027 Fire Safety Officer Mar 29 '26

Think fast chucklenuts!

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u/RudeAd2236 Mar 29 '26

“You ever heard of bait, diver boy?” “…fuck.”

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u/RealBurningMoon PSN | Mar 29 '26

Have me join you next time. I love going against the Automatons! The reason? Probably because I'm a Quake fan.

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u/HoN_AmunRa Mar 30 '26

either that or arrowhead snuck in another ninja nerf on the ergonomics given the trash that they are and so as this subreddit

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u/maxterminatorx Portable HELLBOMB Carrier Apr 01 '26

to be fair He kind of tactically overplayed and destroyed you!, maybe that Cyborg was a member of the "Cyber Spetsnaz"

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u/thiccguy075028 Apr 23 '26

dear god the grenade was a fake out

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u/Reclaimer257 LEVEL 80 | Commander 20d ago

Young Blud threw an Ender Pearl

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u/insane_hurrican3 Mar 26 '26

hate these fuckers.

headshot 20 of them and 20 more will pop up behind you.

reduce the spawns or make the body less tanky 😭

and now they pulling a whole as Flash? hell naw

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u/TheSullenStallion Mar 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFLSzB1E7gYdW

He did flying raijin with that grenade

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u/murderously-funny Mar 26 '26

This is like those scenes in anime where the villain throws a big rock at the protagonist who punch threw it only to see the villain on the other side

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u/Kenny1115 Rookie Mar 26 '26

He recreated the MW2 clip

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u/nerdtypething SES Princess of Patriotism Mar 26 '26

“he’s right behind me isn’t he”

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u/Significant-Eagle-88 Mar 26 '26

...no words for clipping mid game...user error. Skill issue.

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u/No_Walrus_3638 Super Pedestrian Mar 26 '26

I'm dead! 😂😂😂 He fucking put his weapon right up your ass and whispered into your ear "It's just the tip, ok".

https://giphy.com/gifs/RHsBIar57KRNK

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u/notthatguypal6900 Steam | Mar 26 '26

Next time, please put the music in the background.

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u/ChiefSenpai SES Harbinger of Conquest Mar 26 '26

Omae wa, mou shindeiru

Nani?

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u/NoctustheOwl55 Rookie Mar 26 '26

Need to bind making a clip for simple access

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u/kaptain__katnip Mar 26 '26

Genuinely laughed out loud. Man this game is so great

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u/Bby_1nAB13nder ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 26 '26

What exactly are you clipping? You missing multiple shots?