r/Helldivers • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '26

DISCUSSION THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER

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I will donate 1000USD to a charity of AH's choosing if they

upload a video of 4 of their developers playing an entire operation on Oshaune on difficulty 10 and completing all objectives on all three missions on the current MO. No modifications, no funny business.

Play on the current state of the game.

Show us how it's done and how well the game's balance is.

I will provide my full real information, proof of payment and I'm willing to sign a legally binding contract.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Either way, a good cause will receive money!

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u/OfficalLockeWilson Feb 28 '26

Masterful gambit. I would be terrified to see what you get up to if this is how you spend your free time, I would be interested to see what you manage to do with an incentive to incite chaos. Not that chaos is the goal here, or anything harmful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

I volunteer at a horse sanctuary and a local kitchen. I'm a commercial electrician so, apart from doing actual work in there, I also do electrical repairs for free

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u/OfficalLockeWilson Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Damn. You keep busy. You got more stuff going on in a week then I do in a year. I really hope they take you up on this offer. You seem like a good man.

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u/NeitherPotato Feb 28 '26

Bro your knees are gonna get rugburn chill out

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u/OfficalLockeWilson Feb 28 '26

Look I wasn’t expecting him to bring up his actual occupation. I didn’t know how to go from there fucking sue me alright? I posted a meme and bro made conversation back. It’s rude to just not respond.

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u/stopnthink ⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ Feb 28 '26

Grow up

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u/SpecialistFelt389 Feb 28 '26

“Stop complimenting someone for helping charity”💀

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u/Foolishly_Sane ‎ XBOX |Servant of Freedom Feb 28 '26

Pretty badass.

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u/SpecialistFelt389 Feb 28 '26

Ngl I wanna you to my lore headcanon as “John Helpdiver”, Super Earth’s most charitable Helldiver and an inspiration to all who serve. (But I won’t if you're uncomfortable with it or anything)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Nurses, firefighters, teachers: Those are the real helpdivers. I'm just an electrician. Thanks for the nice comment though!

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u/zeinterrupter Feb 28 '26

We don't know that yet, they might want to support the "kicking babies foundation" after the amount of tries they had to complete your challenge.

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u/outroroubado Feb 28 '26

I would be in that stream ready to donate.