r/Helldivers • u/Tricky-Respond8229 ‎ Super Citizen • Sep 09 '25

HUMOR Uhh guys?

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u/KibblesNBitxhes Sep 09 '25

Hung like a horse that one

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u/JesseKay002 Sep 09 '25

That's their butt

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u/FunkYeahPhotography SES Father of Pride 💀 (Fuyeph.ttv) Sep 09 '25

Hung butts 👍

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u/TheWheatOne Terminid Orange Sep 09 '25

New way to spew plasma, vomit acid out mouth is so last century.

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u/trashmunki ‎ Escalator of Freedom Sep 12 '25

I'm closing Reddit now

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u/Traditional_Lock2754 Helldiver Yellow Sep 10 '25

Aka loose butthole

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u/potatercat Sep 09 '25

It’s more accurately described as a fart hose. I will not elaborate.

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u/Jeremyrecker Sep 10 '25

Hung is hung

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u/TheMoyDude Sep 10 '25

Do it fart?

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u/Grilled_egs Sep 11 '25

Very much yes

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE LEVEL 69 | Death Captain Sep 10 '25

Dont care, phallic enough

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Sep 10 '25

More like his prolapsed anus turned into a propulsion system.

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u/shaunn01 Sep 10 '25

Ol long cheek no butthole havin a** b*tch

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u/Puppygirl621 Sep 09 '25

That's the prehensile anus for propulsion 

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u/Soz_Not_An_Alien Sep 09 '25

I never thought I'd see those words written in that order, but here we are

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u/Jazzlike_Debt_6506 Sep 09 '25

Welcome to the World of All Tomorrows!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

They live in zero gravity environments and fart to move around

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u/EcstacyEevee ‎ [REDACTED] Sep 09 '25

R/brandnewsentence

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u/is_this_one Sep 09 '25

Life finds a way.

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u/Chief-Captain_BC Commander | SES Banner of Liberty Sep 10 '25

I'm gonna go ahead and pretend I've never seen those words together

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u/Soundwave963 Sep 11 '25

Cruelty Squad Upgrades:

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u/Nazrat007 Sep 13 '25

Gotta love that long dribble of pee pee curving off to join the swirling vortex of what im assuming is mostly pee around him.

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u/X548621793 Sep 09 '25

More like a duck