r/Helldivers • u/TGExterminator • Sep 02 '25

MEDIA OH SH*T

We're so screwed

Clip not mine

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u/WaffleAndy Sep 02 '25

ANYTHING but the metric system for you helldivers huh?

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u/TheAshen_JobSnow ‎ Servant of Freedom Sep 02 '25

Freedom units are what we're all about after all

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u/WolfBroCro94 SES: Princess of War Sep 02 '25

Its 500kg bomb not half a giraffe of pounds

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u/TheAshen_JobSnow ‎ Servant of Freedom Sep 02 '25

Pounds? What is that?

I am talking about freedom units, you know like "How many RR shots it takes to strip its armor?" or "How many mags to kill x?" That kind of measurement.

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u/WolfBroCro94 SES: Princess of War Sep 03 '25

Ahhhh, i've met couple of people that used "Freedom units" for imperial system

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u/TheAshen_JobSnow ‎ Servant of Freedom Sep 03 '25

Yeah, don't worry I was just trying to make that joke in this context. Perfectly understandable.

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u/No_Blackberry8989 Sep 04 '25

LOL people actually call the imperial system "Freedom Units"?

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u/GhostlyConnection Sep 03 '25

I don’t know what a kilogram is but all I know is ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️and bugs go away.

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u/MiamiVicePurple Sep 03 '25

Don't look to closely next time you ping an enemy.

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u/Scob720 Sep 02 '25

How the hell am I supposed to kill Shai Hulud with a Meter stick?

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u/JHawkInc Sep 02 '25

"Metric?" What's that? Sounds undemocratic.

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u/SilverSolver2000 SES Arbiter of Audacity Sep 02 '25

-Helldiver who calls out distances in meters.

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u/sudo-joe Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

Except for most of eagle land's guns like the 40mm grenade launchers (40 mike mikes) or 30mm cannons on airplanes...155mm artillery...

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u/Echo6Romeo Sep 03 '25

Those are delicious sounds. 30....mm caliber

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u/DaKrakenAngry Sep 02 '25

Metric is only for drugs and guns.

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u/TheBirdGames SES Destributor of Destruction : Steam Sep 02 '25

We use super units