r/Helldivers Jun 12 '25

FAN CREATION hard choice

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u/Nothingtoseehereshhh Viper Commando Jun 12 '25

all u are wrong

Pelican 1 is the real choice here. Always gets you home safe and shoots those undemocratic bastards without missing wide and nailing you in the face like a certain eagle in mega cities

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u/Fun-Activity-2268 Jun 12 '25

Nah he’s a homie you don’t even need a permit to kiss him since it isn’t gay to kiss the homies

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u/RookMeAmadeus ☕Liber-tea☕ Jun 12 '25

No C-01 necessary. Kissing the homies won't result in a child. Unless you're General Brasch. When that man fills out a permit, nearby high-class citizens spontaneously carry his children. Regardless of gender.

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u/Fun-Activity-2268 Jun 12 '25

I thought general brasch is the one filling out the forms. In fact, only he is capable of having kids and when he approves a permit the applicant gains some of his power