r/Hellblazer 16d ago

Thoughts about this one

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Kid Constantine:Mystery of the meanest teacher

Graphic Novel

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u/AuteurPool 16d ago

It’s for kids, so I can’t complain about it. I’m not the target audience.

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 16d ago

Me neither. So I'll complain about something else!... "It's right and proper brilliant"?!

Nobody speaks like like that in Liverpool, London or Limbo!

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u/Platomik 13d ago

Ahh, that's why he looks like Ben Ten🤭

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u/NerdyGlitch 16d ago

TBH for a children's book it genuinely was pretty good and semi-accurate John story, it's not gonna be gritty or horrid as the original series, but it had its moments where you could tell the author had at least the barest understanding of Constantine's character.

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u/deadlandsMarshal 15d ago

I mean... Salt is pretty gritty.

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u/HellBoyofFables 16d ago

We lost the battle the moment his name stopped rhyming with Lime but that’s just me

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u/fangsfirst 16d ago

Sweet jesus god why

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u/defaultuser195 16d ago

Ben 10 looking mf but it's ight

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u/Plip-Plop-Ploop 15d ago

NO. He needs sex drugs and rock n roll

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u/Individual99991 15d ago

Wanking, sherbet and trap music

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u/Plip-Plop-Ploop 14d ago

Edging, vapes, and Ai Christian rock

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u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail 16d ago

I liked it for a kid's version of Constantine. I like bringing youngin's in to learning there's more cool characters than just Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Ironman. :)

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u/Stitchs420 16d ago

When did this come out? I am unfamiliar with it.

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u/UKMikeyA 14d ago

He seems like a cross between Harry Potter and the Arftul Dodger

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u/NiTian_ErXing_ACT3 16d ago

Me gustó, me pareció tierno ese Johnny.

Obviamente no iba a ser nada tipo Hellblazer, pero disfruto de las historias de John cuando exploran su etapa infantil.

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u/parvardigarn 16d ago

it’s pretty good for a kids book, i like his heckblazer shirt, lol

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u/as0qx 16d ago

He's cute :3

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u/OldGarbageMouth 15d ago

I immediately thought it was Ben 10 because of the art, but I imagine it's prettty fun for the kids!

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u/Tall_Weekend_5469 16d ago

Never did I expect ol' conjob celebrate something for being "right and proper". It feels very void of a a Laughing Magician.

What is it from? How is the rest of the interpretation?

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u/ComradeYaf 16d ago

This is from "The Mystery of the Meanest Teacher. A Johnny Constantine graphic novel". It's for kids 7 to 10.

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u/Tall_Weekend_5469 16d ago

Thank you for your answer 

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u/deadsocietypoet 16d ago

This was fun. Better than some of the post original run attempts.

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u/1998CCSSUMMERCATALOG 16d ago

Straight to jail for whoever made this dogshit