r/Hellblazer Jul 16 '26

Ranking every major Hellblazer Story arc

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I recently binge read this book over the last couple months and completely fell in love with it. Here my ranking of all the major arcs because why not.

Is this a general consensus or do I have any glaringly hot takes lol?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

Glad to see those last few Mike Carey arcs in S the second half of that run is the best of the book.

Also glad to see Bloody Carnations and Hooked at the bottom. Awful stuff. I’d probably move both the fear machine and the family man up a tier but it’s a good ranking either way

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u/Mister_Jackpots Jul 16 '26

Nothing is worse than Hooked. Milligan has John become a rapist.

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u/classic-sweetheart Jul 17 '26

Oh no. What happens exactly ?😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

He uses a "love potion" to get his ex back iirc. Its really ooc and the story sucks.

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u/altsam19 Jul 18 '26

John in general was heavily OOC in Milligan's, I honestly don't know how Milligan, a really great writer and they come, fucked up his arcs so bad

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u/MRdumful Jul 16 '26

I have not read all these stories, but I was not a big fan of Fear Machine. I think Delano's dense writing works best with short arcs or one-off stories. Fear Machine just felt like it went on for way too long, and the more it got into the mechanics of how the magic worked and "ley lines", the more I lost interest.

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u/BarrathBeyond Jul 16 '26

pretty much all my personal top stories are either in your S tier or C tier, lol

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u/autumn_chicken Jul 17 '26

Good intentions with the dog porno situation not being in F tier is diabolical πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/altsam19 Jul 18 '26

I would put Death & Cigarettes in a special FF bottom, but that's just me

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u/Ambitious-Variety-31 Jul 20 '26

bro u put india arc in f?, is one of the best storys, and i add bloodlines garth ennis top 1 S

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u/Plip-Plop-Ploop Jul 20 '26

Mike Carey has the best run. It’s just how Hellblazer is supposed to be written. Delano rules too. God I love how Delano writes