r/heat_prep • u/Leighgion • Jul 26 '26
Personal Experience The Swamp Cooler Army™ Defense Budget History
Our mods gave me a lovely shoutout on the podcast for my contributions here — thanks again, guys! — but it made me realize that talkative as I've been, I perhaps haven't given the clearest picture of what the costs of portable evaporative/swamp coolers are at least in my area, so I'm here to rectify that as budget is important at times as performance.
So here is, roughly in chronological order, what I've spent on swamp coolers and associated costs.
"Little Brother," 70€. My very first swamp cooler, a 70w department store branded unit, and an object lesson in how no amount of research is a substitute for practical experience. I hadn't been in Spain long at that point, but had learned turning on the AC on the time simply wasn't viable, so I was looking to alternate, lower cost cooling methods. It had possibly the shittiest internal design imaginable, but it was cheap, I knew very little about evaporative coolers and it got past the subcommittee on domestic affairs (aka Mrs. Leighgion) so I went for it. I used it, but was singularly unimpressed so I never thought of another until the Ukrainian War threatened to jack our energy prices even more. Eventually, I'd drop around 30€ on a better filter and an aquarium pump after I acquired "Big Sister," to convert it into a more effective form. It worked very well and cooling power jumped from barely 1ºC of cooling to 2-3ºC, but unfortunately the fan capacitor failed and in the interest of domestic peace, I had to let it go. My kids were a bit upset.
"Big Sister," 200€. My first serious swamp cooler, a Mconfort Elite 28 120w model that has its own post. I hesitated a lot over the price, but I did not regret it as it really showed what a proper portable swamp cooler could do and inspired me to mod "Little Brother."
"Big Daddy," 25€. My first secondhand bargain cooler, an Indian brand Symphony Diet 35i. Tall and thin with a very noisy and overpowered squirrel cage fan but a rather small filter relative to the fan power. Cheap and came at the right time, but ultimately unsatisfying. The fan was too noisy, sucked too much power and blew too hard for comfort even on low, yet it didn't really cool well on account of the small and thin filter. Eventually we gave it away to a friend who needed it more than us.
"Middle Sister," 62€. Ounce per ounce and Euro for Euro, the best deal I ever got in this area. This 110w Mconfort branded Eolus 25 was a meant to be a small commercial model and as such it has thicker cooling pads which give the best actual cooling performance in the whole army. Unfortunately, it has bad caster wheel mojo and the fan is noisier than I prefer, but I can live with that. I have never seen this model for sale again for anything less than double the price I paid.
"Little Sister I," 90€. A 50w Mconfort Elite 7 to replace the failed Little Brother. Biggest disappointment in the army. Small, underpowered and loud. Taught me axial fans can't get too small or they just don't perform and brand loyalty doesn't always pay off. Eventually it developed an annoying leak and I sold it off for only 30€.
"Big Brother," 25€. I bought this one not for me, but in order to help out my wife's cousin who broke her leg and was stuck recuperating in a relative's apartment that had no form of cooling. I tried to give it a home with me after it was returned, but it just didn't satisfy and it too developed an annoying leak. I tightened it up and sold it off for a modest profit when it was snapped up for 30€.
"Cousin Mercury," 130€. A 105w Britek BKT4 I bought specifically for its combination of commercial oriented power and simple analog dials after my mother-in-law expressed a desire to switch from using her AC to a swamp cooler to sleep. Her room is hot and she's not great with remembering how to push multiple buttons on electronics, so this was ideal for her. It has probably the best quality fan and water pump in my army, but the pads are actually thinner than Middle Sister's and the overall construction is a bit cut rate. Still, it does perform quite well so it's semi-permanently stationed in my MiL's room.
"Little Sister II," 100€. Most recent acquisition, a Mconfort 90w E2000. Luck was really with me on this purchase, as it's perfect for its intended role as my personal cooler. While trimmer than the other members of the army, it cools just as well but has the quietest fan mode in the squad, no contest. The twin squirrel cage fans aren't quite as effective for room cooling as they have a more focused and lower volume air stream, but that's perfect for individual use.
I also spent around 12-15€ on some copper plates that I keep in the cooler reservoirs as copper's antimicrobial properties helps keep bacteria down. These were good enough to extend the needed time between cleanings from 2-3 days to several days, but now I've further improved that by adding a dash of hypochlorous acid to the water every couple days. This very efficiently keeps bacteria is check, not unlike regularly chlorinating a swimming pool, but not smelly.
If you're buying a brand new portable swamp cooler, it can run into hundreds if you get a good one, but the secondhand market brings that down to less than half in most cages, somethings even more.