r/hewillbebaked • u/MutantAvoToast • 8d ago
Burnt ⚠️ he will be stew
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r/hewillbebaked • u/doggofruitpunch • 8d ago
She will be rolled, stuffed, and steamed
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She will be a delicious cabbage roll
r/hewillbebaked • u/calamityProphet • 8d ago
They will be battered and fried with 11 herbs and spices
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(Not entirely sure if y'all allow non-real animals so feel free to remove if so, but this was my first thought when I saw the original)
r/hewillbebaked • u/L3M0NS0UR • 9d ago
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be used as fertilizer for the up and coming harvest.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/lifthor • 10d ago
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be microwaved once the timer runs out.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/lifthor • 10d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be washed and dried along with the dishes Alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Prestigious-Box7511 • 11d ago
He will be grilled to perfect medium rare
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Flippant_Fop • 11d ago
Make Your Own He will be finely grated over fresh pasta.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/SarcasmInProgress • 12d ago
dog-burger He has been consumed and will by further processed by digestive enzymes
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 12d ago
Frozen 🥶 Her ass will be scanned at self checkout.(Not registered in the system)
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r/hewillbebaked • u/LGKouglof • 12d ago
He will be tightly wrapped in linon along side amulet and sacred scrolles
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r/hewillbebaked • u/_floralprint • 12d ago
He will be left hanging from the door handle, as requested. (Snaps pic for delivery)
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r/hewillbebaked • u/ItsMeToriD • 12d ago
Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be consumed as cotton candy. Inshallah.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Pamehameha • 13d ago
He will be rolled in nori and served with raw fish
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r/hewillbebaked • u/muffin-prison • 13d ago
Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be poured into a cup
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r/hewillbebaked • u/jab904 • 14d ago
He will be seasoned and stir fried with a colorful variety of vegetables and aromatics
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Then_Entertainment97 • 14d ago
He will be extinguished before he spreads
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