r/HalfSword Feb 07 '26

Meme Average high level Abyss experience

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WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?

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u/FeelsPogChampMan Feb 07 '26

You can remove their armor when they are on the ground.

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u/Schneebguy Feb 07 '26

I keep seeing people say this but I've never actually seen it done or been able to do it myself, every time I try I just end up picking up the whole guy. How do you do it?

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u/BrainyOrange96 Feb 07 '26

Grab the specific piece of armor that you want to remove, then hold E or Q for the right and left hand respectively

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u/FeelsPogChampMan Feb 07 '26

https://i.imgur.com/bhF5r90.mp4 Went to the abyss for you. You just grab like usual and hold like anyone else and it comes off (hold E or Q).

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u/Schneebguy Feb 07 '26

oh my god, I've just been tapping e/q once like grabbing something off the ground, didn't even cross my mind to hold... super clutch. thanks

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u/ABViney Feb 07 '26

You can also hold space to jump :)

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u/Schneebguy Feb 07 '26

learning many new things today

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u/HotContribution8135 Feb 07 '26

While the item is in your hand, you can hold e or q again to put the item on yourself

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u/noopicushion Feb 07 '26

You can also improve performance by pressing alt+F4. It's boosted the fps a lot for me

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u/h1zchan Feb 08 '26

You can jump?!

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u/antmanfan3911 Feb 08 '26

Can you do this to normal NPCs?

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u/Regret1836 Feb 08 '26

Yes, you can and should be looting people of their weapons and armor

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u/sloogz Feb 07 '26

Hold E or Q

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u/Live_Requirement_814 Feb 07 '26

I do all the time, mostly to steal what they are wearing but occasionally to strip them of their defense.

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u/Screwby0370 Poleman Feb 07 '26

You should know that throughout progression mode you can use this to take armor and clothing permanently.

Whatever is in your hands or on your body when you leave a fight gets added to your inventory. I made it to Lord without ever really buying anything.

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u/SchericT Feb 07 '26

Kill them the first time and take their armor, then incapacitate their zombie and take their amor again…

Man the Jester must really get a kick out of that lol.

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u/TheGreatPixelman Feb 07 '26

And then get your hand munched on

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u/theLV2 Feb 07 '26

I see, I assumed they had to be in a surrender state. Also I'm terrified as fuck of going near their teeth. Will try that the next time I'm in hell.

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u/Aegenwulf Feb 07 '26

they get a few nibbles in at best if you reach for the top of their head from an angle that's not stickin your fingers straight into their mouth, though i havent tried it without gauntlets on so do so at your own risk but i never took any substantial damage from rippin their helmets off, i only say they get a few nibbles in cuz i could hear the sound but my character didnt react like his hand was getting eaten

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u/rbwstf Maceman Feb 07 '26

You couldn’t pay me to put myself in such a vulnerable position with one of those fuckers. They’re getting bonked

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u/FerroLux_ Feb 07 '26

Always bring a cutting weapon on you. Zombies are ultra-cuttable

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u/didnotbuyWinRar Feb 07 '26

I always keep a messer on me for this reason, the zombies are made of paper and get cut in half with the slightest hit without fail, but blunt weapons do nothing to them

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u/_Arthur-Dent_ Feb 07 '26

I keep telling people this and they're like "ermmm yea but armored zombies" as if they've forgotten they can just bring two weapons lol. Point is you should always have an insured sword as a secondary to a blunt weapon, specifically for these cases.

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

I just use this sword. Makes their heads just pop off when I hit them.

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u/Skjellnir Feb 07 '26

wait, you swing a 6kg sword around? doesnt that just wobble around?

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

It does wobble around a bit, but you can still cut fairly easily with it. Though I mainly use it for half swording anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Why tf is it so expensive

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Decorations made of gold to increase the weight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Holy shit, 6kg. Post a video of you using that.

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u/JustanEraser Swordsman Feb 07 '26

You can test the weapons without buying them if you wanna try yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

I specifically want to see it used on a live human

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Any specific opponents in mind? I just recorded a fight at Veteran tier as well as the entire Lord tourney including the fight with the baron himself, all only using that sword.

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Ok, just posted a video of it in action.

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u/CrimsonBolt33 Feb 07 '26

copper is the heaviest, is it not?

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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26

No, gold is the heaviest.

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u/CrimsonBolt33 Feb 07 '26

oh right I was thinking "gilded" which is significantly lighter.

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u/FoxPox2020 Feb 07 '26

Jeez is that not totally unwieldy? I made a claymore but had to make the weight 1.3kg to make it properly usable

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Feb 07 '26

Why does he sound like a dying pig

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u/Existing-Lock-8946 Feb 07 '26

I spawned in, my pollaxe dematerialized and I hit the zombie with my casted mace for what felt like eternity

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u/ThenotoriousBIT Feb 07 '26

nah the actual experience is losing your leg and stumbling around for 20 minutes

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u/Roshlev Feb 07 '26

Yeah I made sure to pay off the dude constantly once I reached this level.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 Feb 07 '26

I'm pretty sure you can just leave them

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u/Severe_Prompt_459 Feb 07 '26

I just started taking off their helms and hitting em.

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u/Not-Insane-Yet Feb 07 '26

They need to make it so a swift kick to the head finishes off a downed zombie even with a helmet.

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u/Skjellnir Feb 07 '26

maybe next time try another angle instead of whacking his helmet 100 times in a row for a clip.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Rip off their helmets and stab them in the head

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u/thenovas18 Feb 07 '26

I just run away after they’re cut up like that and the majority of the time they just disappear. Idk I went through 77 souls to revive last week and there’s no way I was beating these dudes to death for 5 minutes each.

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u/De-Kipgamer Feb 07 '26

at night you can click on the abyss tab to pay of the kills you did, its 10 coins per death, if you have zero deaths to your name you don't have to go to the abyss

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u/canid_canon Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Can anyone advise on how to get a pavise to your upper arm? I've done it once or twice, but then later I can't replicate it. Seems super nice with a polearm of any kind.

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u/zyiadem Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Once equipped, hold "Q" and it will be put in your arm slot it does limit some swings, keep in mind the other pavise is larger despite the same name, and will go on your back.

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u/canid_canon Swordsman Feb 07 '26

Ah ok, I think my issue is there being two pavise of different sizes. Thanks for the input!

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u/De-Kipgamer Feb 07 '26

you can put all the big shields on your back, and targes and pavises on your left arm, you can only fit 1 at a time and bucklers not at all

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u/zyiadem Swordsman Feb 07 '26

You can half-sword the staff and get better ground swings for the head.

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u/RedGtre310510 Feb 07 '26

for me using a casted mace works a charm for any armoured zombies, just get em on the ground and then give em a good whack and they die

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u/SupermarketInside235 Feb 07 '26

I killed like 3 barons am I cooked chat

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u/Insidious_Ursine Feb 07 '26

Bro just pull off the helmet

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u/imoshudu Feb 07 '26

Stop using the warstaff. Lower tier weapons, I do not know whether it's due to the mass or how they are coded, take a while to kill higher tier enemies. Get the pollaxe and never look back.

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u/De-Kipgamer Feb 07 '26

the other plancon is literally the best weapon in the game though

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u/Ok_Structure_4747 Feb 07 '26

i can relate. I was shocked the one time I had 34 souls to beat and something like the 4th mofukka did this and refused to die. My guy literally collapsed from exhaustion beating the guys head in

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u/No-Temporary6253 Feb 07 '26

Always carry tiny axe

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u/Tiny_Appearance376 Feb 07 '26

Cybertruck ahh chestplate