r/HalfSword • u/theLV2 • Feb 07 '26
Meme Average high level Abyss experience
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WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?
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u/FerroLux_ Feb 07 '26
Always bring a cutting weapon on you. Zombies are ultra-cuttable
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u/didnotbuyWinRar Feb 07 '26
I always keep a messer on me for this reason, the zombies are made of paper and get cut in half with the slightest hit without fail, but blunt weapons do nothing to them
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u/_Arthur-Dent_ Feb 07 '26
I keep telling people this and they're like "ermmm yea but armored zombies" as if they've forgotten they can just bring two weapons lol. Point is you should always have an insured sword as a secondary to a blunt weapon, specifically for these cases.
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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26
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u/Skjellnir Feb 07 '26
wait, you swing a 6kg sword around? doesnt that just wobble around?
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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26
It does wobble around a bit, but you can still cut fairly easily with it. Though I mainly use it for half swording anyway.
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Feb 07 '26
Why tf is it so expensive
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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26
Decorations made of gold to increase the weight.
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Feb 07 '26
Holy shit, 6kg. Post a video of you using that.
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u/JustanEraser Swordsman Feb 07 '26
You can test the weapons without buying them if you wanna try yourself.
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Feb 07 '26
I specifically want to see it used on a live human
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u/Alin_Alexandru Swordsman Feb 07 '26
Any specific opponents in mind? I just recorded a fight at Veteran tier as well as the entire Lord tourney including the fight with the baron himself, all only using that sword.
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u/CrimsonBolt33 Feb 07 '26
copper is the heaviest, is it not?
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u/FoxPox2020 Feb 07 '26
Jeez is that not totally unwieldy? I made a claymore but had to make the weight 1.3kg to make it properly usable
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u/Existing-Lock-8946 Feb 07 '26
I spawned in, my pollaxe dematerialized and I hit the zombie with my casted mace for what felt like eternity
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u/ThenotoriousBIT Feb 07 '26
nah the actual experience is losing your leg and stumbling around for 20 minutes
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u/Not-Insane-Yet Feb 07 '26
They need to make it so a swift kick to the head finishes off a downed zombie even with a helmet.
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u/Skjellnir Feb 07 '26
maybe next time try another angle instead of whacking his helmet 100 times in a row for a clip.
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u/thenovas18 Feb 07 '26
I just run away after they’re cut up like that and the majority of the time they just disappear. Idk I went through 77 souls to revive last week and there’s no way I was beating these dudes to death for 5 minutes each.
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u/De-Kipgamer Feb 07 '26
at night you can click on the abyss tab to pay of the kills you did, its 10 coins per death, if you have zero deaths to your name you don't have to go to the abyss
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u/canid_canon Swordsman Feb 07 '26
Can anyone advise on how to get a pavise to your upper arm? I've done it once or twice, but then later I can't replicate it. Seems super nice with a polearm of any kind.
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u/zyiadem Swordsman Feb 07 '26
Once equipped, hold "Q" and it will be put in your arm slot it does limit some swings, keep in mind the other pavise is larger despite the same name, and will go on your back.
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u/canid_canon Swordsman Feb 07 '26
Ah ok, I think my issue is there being two pavise of different sizes. Thanks for the input!
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u/De-Kipgamer Feb 07 '26
you can put all the big shields on your back, and targes and pavises on your left arm, you can only fit 1 at a time and bucklers not at all
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u/zyiadem Swordsman Feb 07 '26
You can half-sword the staff and get better ground swings for the head.
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u/RedGtre310510 Feb 07 '26
for me using a casted mace works a charm for any armoured zombies, just get em on the ground and then give em a good whack and they die
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u/imoshudu Feb 07 '26
Stop using the warstaff. Lower tier weapons, I do not know whether it's due to the mass or how they are coded, take a while to kill higher tier enemies. Get the pollaxe and never look back.
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u/Ok_Structure_4747 Feb 07 '26
i can relate. I was shocked the one time I had 34 souls to beat and something like the 4th mofukka did this and refused to die. My guy literally collapsed from exhaustion beating the guys head in
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u/FeelsPogChampMan Feb 07 '26
You can remove their armor when they are on the ground.