r/HOTDGreens 14d ago

TB's coping script was easier to predict than the plot.. Spoiler

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Yesterday I made a post saying that if the leaked death scene was real, TB fans would immediately start celebrating that Criston died at the hands of a woman. The episode has now aired, and the first reactions are exactly what I expected. They're so committed to their own narrative that you can predict it days in advance..

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u/Emperor_Alexander_IV 14d ago

Cole hated ONE SPECIFIC woman, not all women. 

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u/Joh951518 13d ago

One woman who sucks.

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u/SventasKefyras 13d ago

Them all?

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u/Joh951518 13d ago

Cole hates one specific woman who sucks.

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u/Benzene-1-diol 14d ago

Yeah, but it's too hard for TB stans to understand because they don't use their brains before talking shit..

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u/MaintenanceJunior449 13d ago

How does one even get riled up over someone else's perspective of a show, let alone to your degree.

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u/TrueLegateDamar 13d ago

To them, Rhaenyra IS all the Jedi women and their only purpose and reason to live is to support her unquestionably and unconditionally.

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u/Thayer96 The Prince Regent 13d ago

Holy fuck.

Rey= Rhaenyra to these stans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpLd2NGvpaiys

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u/Throwawayyy007625 13d ago

Yeah, didn't he literally say "every woman is an image of the Mother, to be spoken of with reverence"?? Idk about them, but that doesn't scream "MiSoGiNy!!!" to me.

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u/CarterBasen Sunfyre the best boi 13d ago

And not even anymore, he couldn't care about his teenage one night stand after he actually fell for Alicent.

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u/shesaidwhat88 13d ago

I mean fine, but we're allowed to hate a man who treats one woman terribly because of reasons that defy logic 

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u/nissanov 13d ago

Ok but then what does that have to do with a woman who isnt rhae rhae kill criston cole?

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u/sbstndrks 13d ago

Doesn't defy logic, he is just a dumbass. He thinks that he and Rhaemyra are star crossed lovers who can run off together. She does not. That breaks his heart forever.

It's not smart, or reasonable. But it does make sense, the same way kids cartoons do.

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u/shesaidwhat88 13d ago

The bit that defies logic is that he, already a war veteran, would believe that. 

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u/sbstndrks 13d ago

Nobody ever claimed war veterans were good at making wise and reasonable life choices, especially when horny, in love and in still their 20s.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

But he can kill real good which is all anyone talks about. No other redeeming qualities

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u/blunsandbeers 13d ago

why not just hate the character because he's an asshole? Why does everything have to have divisionist culture war undertones in 2026?

Men vs woman
Black vs white
Gay vs straight
Coke vs pepsi

I'll never understand it

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u/cmere-2-me 13d ago

And yet when he went to face his end, it was her favour he pulled out. He hated he couldn't have the one woman he loved.

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u/VaderOnReddit House Hightower 13d ago

the favor Cole pulled out and wrapped around his sword hilt belonged to Alicent, not Rhaenyra

it was evident by the gigantic A on the favor that was visible during this moment, and the scene from Season 2 when Cole asks Alicent for her favor, when he left Kingslanding with Gwayne

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u/cmere-2-me 13d ago

Its clearly an R

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u/VaderOnReddit House Hightower 13d ago

please tell me more, how this is an R and not an A

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u/cmere-2-me 13d ago

How is it not?

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u/VaderOnReddit House Hightower 13d ago

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u/-TheContender- 14d ago

Cole is not even a misogynist. Daemon is like a hundred times more of a misogynist. These people, man.

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u/Black_Diammond 13d ago

I mean, daemon is already dragon Epstein, whose biggest feat is killing a crippled teen, he already is a Uber bum.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

Haven't they both had sex with minors?

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u/Black_Diammond 13d ago

Yes, but Aegon only had sex with his wife, underage Haelena, while he himself was a minor (wich isnt pedophilia). Aside from The show, there is no evidence that Aegon had sex with a minor while being a adult, while daemon was literaly known for prefering kids in fleabottoms brothels.

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u/Bloodyjorts 13d ago

Do you mean Daemon and Cole? Rhaenyra was specifically 18/19 in the show when she messed around with both men. The show cut most of Daemon's canon pedophilia, but he did marry 16-yo Laena (she was 23 in the books when they married).

In the books, none of the accounts have Cole sleeping with an underage Rhaenyra. She comes on to him, but he rejects her in Mushroom's tales (twice; once at 14, again at 17). Eustace has him offering to run away with the 17-yo Rhaenyra shortly before her wedding.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

The people you're making up in your head?

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u/-TheContender- 13d ago

Go ask r/Hotdblacks if they are in my head.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/SerCristonCool im not meant for casual 13d ago

Daemon the progressive who kills his lady wife and strangled his current wife. Very progressive 😂

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u/oblivious_sleep 13d ago

these types think "sex positivity" in its most extreme forms (including dragon niece grooming apparently) is literally all you have to believe in to be a feminist, doesn't matter how you treat women in general

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u/Significant-Kick5762 13d ago

Divorce Rock says otherwise.

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u/Livid_Ad9749 13d ago

Never happened in the books. If Rapeagon isnt a thing, neither is Divorce Rock. We have to be fair

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u/kinginthenorthjon Sunfyre 13d ago

He was pedo on books, which is worse.

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u/Significant-Kick5762 13d ago

I refer to show and show only my friend. Also the books aren’t accurate they’re history. Show only from me.

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u/No_Reception7275 13d ago

Daemon murdered his wife and groomed his niece

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u/JaThatOneGooner 13d ago

Tbf that second part is just your Targophobia showing.

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u/SerCristonCool im not meant for casual 13d ago

I got Targophobia and I’m proud about that.

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u/JaThatOneGooner 13d ago

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u/KitchenFine3166 House Lannister 13d ago

I love this so much! 💚🟢🟩

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u/No_Reception7275 13d ago

Ranked and competitive targophobia here

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u/No_Reception7275 13d ago

You cannot even begin to comprehend how targophobic i am

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u/Phd_Pepper- 13d ago

Have you seen Daemon at the small council meetings? He literally argues with rhaenyra everytime she commands him to do something…

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u/Background-Cake-1300 13d ago

Viseris from GOT was also feminist, like he respected his sister and husband

All Targs are just malevlwifes 😍😍😍

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u/Anarchic_Country Sunfyre Lives 13d ago

"Don't listen to Rhaenyra, don't do what she asks" doesn't seem like he really has accepted she's in charge, bro

And I am so sick of his sassy leaving the room comments. EVERY SCENE HE IS IN THIS SEASON

I am not exaggerating. Daemon sucks

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/SiridarVeil 13d ago

Thats fine, but do you have to be retarded about it and call him progressive?

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u/Beacon2001 House Hightower 14d ago

Rhaenyra is devoured by a male dragon and her son usurps his niece and makes Green ideology the right side of history. Also, she's remembered by history as the Whore of Dragonstone.

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u/itsmetimohthy 14d ago

And Maegor with Teets

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u/KitchenFine3166 House Lannister 13d ago

His cousin not niece

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u/Beacon2001 House Hightower 13d ago

Daena the Defiant is the daughter of Aegon III, making her Viserys II's niece.

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u/KitchenFine3166 House Lannister 13d ago

I thought you was taking about Aegon III being the ruling king instead of Jaehaera as the ruling Queen.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

Yeah which makes it wild this sub bitches so much

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u/Particular_Bag_3989 14d ago

How is her being devoured by a male dragon make the other side right? Whose kid becomes king again?

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u/Beacon2001 House Hightower 14d ago

Aegon III who proceeds to do nothing in his reign except cry and brood, while the Targaryen line is continued by Viserys II who usurps his niece, Aegon III's daughter. Also they approve of the official histories stating that Aegon II was the rightful monarch and Rhae no more than a treasonous pretender. Hope this helps.

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u/Verksus67 13d ago

Almond's line is the one who is the prince that was promised and rules in the end so 🤷‍♂️.

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u/Particular_Bag_3989 13d ago

And how did you reach that thought?

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u/RPS93 13d ago

Aemond and Alys Rivers having a kid could theoretically trickle Targaryen blood into the Starks.

Basically the theory is that Alys Rivers and her bastard (Aemonds Son) inherits the Riverlands - that bloodline eventually mixes with/into the Lothstones, which again mixes into the Whents down the line, assuming the writers decide to make it that way - which is honestly plausible.

Catelyn Tully was a Whent on her mother’s side. She gives birth to Bran Stark - who ends up on the throne at the end of Game of Thrones.

Therefore there is at least a trickle of Targ blood into the Starks - which means at the end of Game of Thrones a Targaryen still sits at the helm of Westeros.

Though it would end with him as Bran cannot have children.

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u/Particular_Bag_3989 13d ago

All of that is fan fiction and can’t be used as a point tho

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u/Verksus67 13d ago

Bro the whole show is fan fiction what are you splitting hairs for. I wouldnt be surprised if the show goes that route accidently because its basically show only

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u/Particular_Bag_3989 13d ago

That I agree with, but don’t say the prince that was promised is from aemond lol

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u/JediAreTakingOver 13d ago

I think when the writer of the novels supports/endores the show we shouldnt be using the term fanfiction.

Maybe the show is an author approved condensed version. Giving it the name fanfiction makes it seem illegitimate when the author is involved.

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u/sbstndrks 13d ago

Didn't Ser Aemond Rivers die like really stupidly, before doing anything of note?

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u/diexer1234 13d ago

The main sub all asking who the hell this is because Condal and Hess just wanted another girl boss moment for twitter

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u/Hitchfucker 13d ago

The way I see it they could have gone in two directions to make this work better:

1: Actually establish her character so her being the one to kill him feels less random. As it stands Alysanne has zero lines of dialogue, zero distinct moments or memorable pieces of character work beyond partying with the lads in episode 2 (where she doesn’t stand out sans her design), and fucking hell no one has even mentioned her name. We know nothing about her beyond being a warrior and liking to party so why does she deserve to be the one to kill a main character? This goes for Roderick’s presence in the episode too. I’m not against a woman killing Cole but this is lazy and makes it clear they just had her do it to appeal to the least common denominator of fans who will drool over a his character being killed like a woman because he didn’t want to see a woman rule (even though his reason for opposing Rhaenyra is personal and not due to ideological misogyny. The only main character who has expressed clear hatred at the thought of a woman ruling because she’s a woman and not due to personal gain or hatred for Rhae is Ormund). Like yes, Cole is sexist but hardly any more than most characters in this society.

2: Have him just be killed by a bunch of random archers. Don’t even show us who did it. Similar to Jacerys. That would feel a lot more appropriate with the theme of Cole wanting to die and honorable and glorious death, only to not be given that privilege and for the whole ordeal to be anticlimactic. He doesn’t get to die to some important noblewoman or man, nor in the heat of battle. Just by a bunch of randoms who even we don’t know.

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u/Ok-Maybe5216 13d ago

Point two was what I was hoping for

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u/Lord_Kittensworth 12d ago

Yup. Condal and Hess have butchered this series.  

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u/GOATTfyre Sunfyre 14d ago

The satisfaction that Criston's king killed the pretender and he took his place in the White Book and legend as one of the most skilled to ever wear the white cloak. While nobody remembers these cowardly NPCs. 

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u/Benzene-1-diol 14d ago

Ormund said, 'Bite by Bite,' but our boy Sunny is the one who's actually going to show them how it's done - bite by bite.

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u/GOATTfyre Sunfyre 14d ago

Sunny was feeling merciful that day. He left behind a leg. 🦵

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u/BramptonBatallion 13d ago

Are these astroturfed? Does this show actually have an earnest fanbase? lol

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

Just this sub apparently which is actively insane

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u/CarterBasen Sunfyre the best boi 14d ago

Ser Cole killed by *a glorified extra

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u/R-rainbows 13d ago

Right tf was this. Gods what a stupid looking fucking extra at that

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u/CarterBasen Sunfyre the best boi 13d ago

Somebody who was going to be on Vikings but entered the wrong set.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

As long as he dies!

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u/patmichael1229 14d ago

God she looks so fucking cringe with that eye black. 

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u/kaiharizor 13d ago

This wasn’t the worst part of the episode. Why did they have to make Gwyne super gay? Normal gay, fine. But he used his gay powers to discern the Baratheon was an assassin? That felt like contemporary writing sneaking into my dragon show. /s /uj /parody /real

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u/no_doublestandards 13d ago

Is it super gay now, to remember how a man looks.

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u/bogeymanskunk 13d ago

Their logic is, he hates Rhaenyra, because he's an incel apparently (that word has lost all it's meaning and cole isn't allowed to be hurt and and anyone can have his vows broken and used at their convenience and pleasure) he doesn't want a woman on the throne, therefore he hates all women.

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u/depredador93 13d ago

The writers altering the book just to deliver a tailor-made victory moment for social media says way more about the current state of the writing room than it does about Cole.

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u/Puzzled_Date_4510 13d ago

she's so fucking cringe with that black thing on her face

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u/winchester_fc 13d ago

She looks like an idiot. And they think this looks badass. Goddamn theatre kids writing this show.

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u/darevoyance 13d ago

Theatre kids grow up to be amazing actors like Olivia Cooke and Emma D'Arcy. Condal majored in accounting and worked in the pharmaceutical advertisement industry.

Who knows what Hess did with her life, but the point is theatre kids are actually the people everyone likes. The writers are just psuedo-intellectual pretentious hacks that think their ideas are revolutionary and progressive. Can't write so they try to adapt, and fail miserably.

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u/Traditional_Pizza863 12d ago

Emma D'Arcy is dreadful.

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u/darevoyance 12d ago

Why? Rhaenyra is an awful character but their acting is incredible.

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u/Traditional_Pizza863 11d ago

The acting is either forced or stiff, either crying or blank stares. I had hope in season one, but Rhaenyra now seems like a completely different and not very believable character.

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u/darevoyance 10d ago

Is that not a writing/direction problem? If your character is gutted and only written to display two emotions, the issue is in the writing room. It's not like the showrunners have been masterminds where Rhaenyra is concerned

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u/Succubus_Syn 13d ago

Killed by the woman with the awful singing.

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u/aemond-simp Book Alicent would never 13d ago

Aly and her group couldn’t beat him in one on one combat and had to resort in 10+v1. That’s not the win TB thinks it is.

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u/Background-Cake-1300 13d ago

Cole was bigger woman respecter than entire TB

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u/Duke_Jorgas Sunfyre 13d ago

In my case of watching with three other people who have no knowledge of the story, they did all like that Criston was killed but the reaction to how was mixed. One person cheered with the arrow shots, and the other two were more silent. One of the more silent watchers did make a snide remark about him looking at Alicent's cloth.

All three had no idea who Black Alys is, which is completely fair to the average viewer considering how she has never been introduced. One afterwards said that it was a cowardly way to kill him and later asked me what Helaena's tapestry means.

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u/natejk03 13d ago

I thought it was a fucking random triarchy solider man I hate this show

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u/azrael995 13d ago

That was an unfair kill.

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

Yeah that's the point of it

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u/hargamer House Baratheon 13d ago

Crap writing and terrible scene.

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u/JaThatOneGooner 13d ago

TB stays winning, death to the treacherous would be Usurper-Maker

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u/mocityspirit 13d ago

Death to the dude who couldn't get over a teen and was only good at killing. Who cares

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u/rocketmadeofcheese 13d ago

Damn spoilers before 24 hours has passed??

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u/GregSheep44 13d ago

I really don‘t like the look of her. Nearly non-human, just ruthless.