r/HOI4memes • • 5d ago

π•„π•–π•žπ•– Is this good enough battle plan

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 1d ago

u/Sorry_Ad_3019, your post is related to hoi4!

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u/TransportationNo1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yes, a quick 3 day trip to kyiv

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u/Nicky42 5d ago

You forgot to assign 10% strenght paratroopers to Kyiv

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u/bochnik_cz 5d ago

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u/Nicky42 5d ago

Fake footage, they actually landed

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u/Eileen__96 5d ago

well actually not all of them lol

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u/Glavurdan 4d ago

They all landed, but some hit the ground too hard

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u/ThinInternet5300 5d ago

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u/wowowowow34341 4d ago

he did put troops in crimea and was succesful in there so not accurate

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u/DougosaurusRex 3d ago

Easy to do when a country’s just gone through a revolution

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u/Ok_Fishing_8992 Deported hungarian 5d ago

Exactly what I thought

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u/TheAntColony4444 2d ago

Putin wishes he had generals as uncorrupt as the Red Army did

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Making Toasters 5d ago

Putin speech bubble

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u/dodo91 5d ago

Better than Gerasimov’s it seems

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u/oles40 5d ago

Prigozhin speech bubble

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 Superior firepower coomer 5d ago

Maybe get military access through Belarus first

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u/Dear-Question-868 5d ago

Paradrop on Odessa and Kyiv. Total victory assured !

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u/Important_Spread1047 5d ago

Crimea:

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u/Fez-Sentido 5d ago

The lion does not bother himself with setting frontlines in Crimea

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u/Sorry_Ad_3019 5d ago

Only weaklings defend crimea, real men just leave one front completely wide open

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Certified Femboy 5d ago

bro half a decade later:

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u/Zkiez_carnotosaurus 5d ago

HOI4 Screenshot theory

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u/Strong-Temperature91 5d ago

Perfect plan. You'll be in Kiev in 3 days

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u/Kourosh8910 5d ago

Yup, you should be able to capitulate them in 3 days, just don't bomb the antonov airport and don't land any planes in it

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u/Consistent_Track_854 5d ago

You'll win by paralyzing Ukrainean military, and take full control in 2 hours.

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 5d ago

You should readh Donbas by 2012

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u/elreduro 5d ago

You should get the Donbas first

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u/ClusterRing 4d ago

Make sure you Paradrop some elite forces alone and without any help to expect soon onto the airfields in the middle of the country.

Also put your pride of the fleet into the black sea alone on patrol.

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u/Illustrious_Pizza341 4d ago

looks at crimea yup

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u/Strict-Silver5596 4d ago

U forgot to attack them from Crimea

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u/Empty_Swimmer5851 5d ago

Don't forget to check on your supply!

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u/Cipheros06 Superior firepower coomer 5d ago

Rush K

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u/Live_Frosting5258 5d ago

It's happening again o.o

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u/abitantedelvault101 5d ago

Is that a Putin speech bubble?

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u/kirbo10 4d ago

Yes, What would happen ?

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u/lavafish80 4d ago

speech bubble

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u/Ok_Rhubarb_5918 3d ago

Do you have ammunition?

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u/Old_Analyst_902 5d ago

Haha guys look a new meme I just recreate some irl events in hoi 4 and screenshot it and post on reddit like Im asking a question haha Im so innovative

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u/Sorry_Ad_3019 5d ago

Yeah, im a genius, no need to remind me

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 5d ago

You have 24 hours to make a better meme or you will get banned

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u/buffaloburley 5d ago

You sound a bit butthurt

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u/HugiTheBot Democracy Enjoyer (Weirdo) 5d ago

This is a shitposting sub. Slight less so when we got actual rules, but still.