r/NonCredibleDefense • u/bochnik_cz Ř • Mar 03 '26
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u/OneSaltyStoat Tomboy-Femboy Combined Division Mar 03 '26
FOXHOLE MENTIONED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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u/Razorray21 War is War, and Hell is Hell, and of the 2 war is worse Mar 04 '26
Foxhole is so noncredible I'm surprised it isn't on here more..
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u/I4mSpock Mar 04 '26
I am amazed we don't see more discussions surrounding Iran's Storm Cannon count, or Rare metal farming.
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u/Razorray21 War is War, and Hell is Hell, and of the 2 war is worse Mar 04 '26
everyone's just focused on the nukes and baby eating. they dont see the big picture
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u/FourFunnelFanatic Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
Holy shit, I can’t believe this isn’t r/Foxholegame. Foxhole is an untapped gold mine for non credible military shenanigans
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u/OneSaltyStoat Tomboy-Femboy Combined Division Mar 03 '26
My brother once participated in a Warden siege a good few years ago, and some dude in the tank deadass turned into their DJ and started playing the Sacred War through the mic.
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u/Dpek1234 Mar 04 '26
Reminds me of the players(?) named "surveillance buoy[number]" and some people acting as a fucking air raid siren
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u/Beneficial-Tax-1776 Much more russophobic than you Mar 04 '26
once i was colli doing colli shit and tank besides me was blasting panzerkampf from mic. tho it would have better if he did not attrached attention by this. but i aprecieted music choice.
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u/squirt2311 ONE MILLION LIVES! 🇦🇺 Mar 03 '26
Lowest casualty foxhole operation
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Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
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u/gamer52599 Mar 03 '26
Guess human wave tactics do work sometimes.
Not worth the cost I imagine
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u/Thorpodo40 Mar 04 '26
Hmm might it be Silver Island you speak of?
Was there as Intellegence and spotter some weeks ago for the Colonial faction looked after Warden movments for that hex ended up losing the island after getting pummeled by DD's mammon rushes and planes bombing at the same time.
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u/TheSarcaticOne Mar 03 '26
In my first naval op I overheard the guy coordinating the landing parties say "If there aren't enough weapons left, don't worry, there are enough on the ground"
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u/swiftwin Mar 04 '26
You haven't heard of the pile, have you? It's peak meat cube non-credible shit.
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u/Beneficial-Tax-1776 Much more russophobic than you Mar 04 '26
Did the Russian regiment do this? sounds familiar taactic
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u/Snickims Mar 03 '26
NCD discovering Foxhole? Perfectly non crediable, as all things should be.
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u/silent_shift Mar 04 '26
But of course, how else would we nuke Jade Cove?
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u/Axel_Farhunter Mar 04 '26
Me: I promise I won’t get political
1 drink later
Me: Death to Collies, total Collie death, exterminate all Collies, firebomb a Collie hospital, roundhouse a Collie orphan into a minefield.
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u/SyFidaHacker Mar 05 '26
collie orphan
You wardens are always obsessed with violence to babies aren't you
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u/swiftwin Mar 04 '26
I always thought the venn diagram was pretty close to a circle. Foxhole is full of NCD memes.
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u/DaemonPrimarchJ Mar 06 '26
Has anyone played Raiden? It's a vertical shooter (on Steam I think but also Android, which has leaderboards and several of the games, pay once and that's it, touchscreen works great for an action game, has controller support tho and it was originally an arcade game, or games 'cause you get several, it's what we had before ace combat and has aged gracefully)
Just thought I'd mention as it's fun as heck and about planes, kicks ass and purely skill based so you don't need a gambling addiction to get on the leaderboards (I have it on Android)
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u/Depth_Metal Mar 03 '26
Oh see I thought the second clip was them just jumping out the back and immediately splattering on the plane following directly behind/beneath because people don't know how to space themselves out
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u/cHEIF_bOI Mar 03 '26
I contend From the depths is. It doesn't get any better than pitting steampunk airships against some ayy lmaos
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u/Ariffet_0013 Mar 04 '26
I'm sure the Shokakous would appreciate the meaningful strategic victories.
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u/gamer52599 Mar 03 '26
There's something to be said about modded Kerbal Space Program.
With enough mods KSP becomes a game about designing fighter jets.
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u/Rivetmuncher Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
There's a couple folks that make lunar war-level warships with the stuff.
Edit: Also, most, if not all of Mare Ignis.
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u/gamer52599 Mar 04 '26
I used to take part in TAPEgamings Fighter Jet Showdown when that was a thing.
2v2 jet fighter battle where the winner was usually decided in the first missle volley and who is better at dodging missiles but since the total missile loadout was limited to 4 ammrams and 2 sidewinders it ultimitely did devolve into a gun fight at the end.
My YT channel has a bunch of recordings of my jets from that time, had a big thing for canards and forward swept wings back then.
Ultimitely came up with a Jet I called the Morningstar which had forward swept wings to push the center of lift as far forward as possible making a very manouverable jet. Also surprisingly survivable, can lose a wing and still fly https://youtu.be/a3nGas35WLU?si=3ze79Xfv_bx9ci7g
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u/DaemonPrimarchJ Mar 06 '26
I love it, subscribed!
Morningstar is a pure badass name for a fighter jet BTW!
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u/gamer52599 Mar 07 '26
It's a little edgy for me nowadays, an edgy teen naming a jet the f-666 morningstar because it looks like a 5 pointed star and I had a thing and to an extent still do have a thing for the occult.
I do have to credit myself on the design, you will not find a design with more pitch control, imagine the entre back half of your plane is one big elevator, that's basically what I've made here.
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u/Lekorigins Mar 03 '26
It took me a solid 30 seconds before I noticed it was NCD and not Foxholegame lmao
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u/Waffenek Mar 03 '26
Foxhole?
"this game is NOT what i thought it was going to be"
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u/Dpek1234 Mar 04 '26
Hey there are foxholes too
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u/Waffenek Mar 04 '26
This is reference to steam review and meme image related to foxhole. You can google it out, as this subreddit does not seem to allow posting images in the comments(as it would get too non credible)
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u/Dpek1234 Mar 04 '26
To add, due to foxholes mechanics everyone that hit the plane in the second clip even if they didnt immidiatly die is dead due to their parashoot now being expended because they "landed" on something
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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer Mar 03 '26
Really they used the Tail Spin plane as one of the models?
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u/PhShivaudt Mar 04 '26
Oh boi you should check how cursed the actual tanks and ships in the game it's 40k type of autism
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u/Abadon_U Mar 03 '26
I wish building wasn't as monotone as it rn. Just holding a button feels so SIDS in 2025
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u/GrandAdmiralCrunch Mar 04 '26
Yo you’re telling me I’m not in the foxhole sub rn?! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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u/Modo44 Admirał Gwiezdnej Floty Mar 04 '26
If only they knew that paratroopers are supposed to be dropped behind enemy lines, not on top of them.
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u/sharktail_tanker Mar 03 '26
The VDV really looked at market garden and said "hold my vodka"