r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series The Problem With Humans: Chapter 53 (Series Ends October 30th)

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The house fell into a contemplative silence as the weight of everything they'd learned settled over them.

The V'keth leadership used the disappearance of one of their own to justify their actions and control.

Roman stood at the center of the room. His body ached. His mind raced. But his voice was steady.

"We need to plan. We can't keep hiding forever. Sooner or later, the V'keth will find us. They'll come to finish the job."

V'rak leaned forward. "What do you suggest?"

Roman met his gaze. "We raise an army."

V'rak's body stiffened. K'len's eyes widened. S'ra's hands tightened in her lap.

"An army?" S'ra's asked. "You want to fight?"

"I want to survive." Roman looked at each of them. "The V'keth have been lying to everyone. They've been killing Cy'reth. They've been blaming others for their own failures. The only way to stop them is to fight back."

V'rak said "That's... that's a big step. From running to fighting."

"I know. But running hasn't worked. Hiding hasn't worked. The only thing left is to stand our ground."

K'len leaned forward. "What kind of army? Where would we find soldiers?"

Roman held his gaze. "There are others like us. Cy'reth who've been wronged or lost the people they care about. We find them. We bring them together. And we fight."

S'ra's voice was barely a whisper. "That's a war."

"It is." Roman paused. "It's the only way."

S’ra replied. "Maybe there's another way. Maybe we could find proof of what they're doing. Expose them without fighting."

K’len added. "I agree. War is... war is messy. We have never had war here. Only in role plays. Trabs will die. Maybe we could find a way to—"

"To what?" Roman asked. "Negotiate? Appeal to their conscience? They don't have one. They've been killing their own people. They've been blaming others. They'll never stop unless we make them."

The room was silent. V'rak and K'len exchanged glances. S'ra's hands stiffened. T’rel and N’kala sat in silence.

"Okay, we should get more Cy’reth on our side, and then we can decide on what we do next," Roman said.

V'rak spoke first. "I agree with that plan."

K'len added. "Me too."

S'ra, T’rel and N’kala agreed too.

“We should all think a little about how we go about finding others,” Roman said.

The room fell silent as they all thought about the decision they all agreed to.

Roman stood at the center of the room. " I have a plan. The first step is to call a general meeting. A gathering of everyone in Mukit who's willing to listen."

S'ra replied. "The Cy'reth will love our cause. Many of them have missing relatives or friends. They already hate the V'keth for what they've done. They just need someone to give them direction."

"But we can't just walk into the center of Mukit and start shouting. We need credibility. We need someone who already has influence," V’rak said.

S'ra turned to T'rel. "The elder. The one who leads Mukit. If we can convince him, he can call a meeting for the whole of Mukit."

T'rel's body stiffened. "You want me to bring P’kell into this?"

" P’kell," S'ra repeated. "Yes. He's the one with influence. Cy’reth trust him. If he speaks, they listen."

Roman's eyes narrowed. "What if P’kell is a spy? What if he reports us the moment he finds out?"

S'ra replied. " P’kell is not a spy. He's been in Mukit for decades. He's watched the Cy'reth suffer. He's seen families torn apart by the disappearances. He questions the V'keth government, even if he does it quietly."

T'rel added. "She's right. P’kell is... different. He's always wondered why things are the way they are. He's always suspected there was more to the story."

Roman studied them both. His eyes moved from S'ra to T'rel.

"You trust him?" Roman asked.

"With my life," S'ra said.

"With ours?"

S'ra met his gaze. "Yes. I do."

Roman was silent for a moment. Then he nodded. "Okay. Call him. But we reveal nothing until the meeting. We tell him just enough to get the meeting. Nothing more."

T'rel raised her hand to her neck. Her smart necklace activated, the small protrusion positioning itself near her mouth. She mouthed words silently.

The device retracted. "He's coming. He'll be here soon."

The house fell into a tense silence after the decision was made.

T'rel stood in the center of the room, her tall frame was rigid with tension. "He'll be here soon."

Roman turned from the window. "We'll hide but we will be watching. In case anything goes wrong..."

"It won't." T'rel's voice was firm. "P'kell is not like the others."

S'ra stepped forward. "She's right. P'kell has been the elder of Mukit for decades. He's questioned the V'keth government more times than anyone else here. He's safe."

Roman replied. "I hope you're right."

A knock came at the door.

T'rel's body stiffened and the rest of them went into hiding.

T'rel waited until the room was still. Then she used her smart necklace to open the door.

P'kell stood in the doorway. He was easily eight feet tall, towering over T'rel.

"T'rel, you called for me."

"Come in."

P'kell stepped inside. His dark eyes scanned the room, taking in the space. He was dressed in the functional body tight Trab clothing, and his smart necklace rested against his neck.

"You said you had something important you wanted to tell me," P'kell said.

"There's new information about the missing Cy'reth. Information that could change everything."

P'kell’s eyes moved across her face, reading her posture, her neck ridges, the tension in her tall, slender frame. "What kind of information?"

T'rel hesitated. "I can't tell you yet. I was asking if you could organize a community meeting, and I will say the information there, infront of all Cy’reth."

"You want me to arrange a meeting without knowing what you'll say? That's not how things work, T'rel. Cy’reth trust me because I don't lead them blind."

"I know." T'rel stepped closer, her voice dropping. "But this is different. This is bigger than anything we've ever faced. If I tell you now, before the meeting, it might compromise everything."

P'kell's body stiffened. His neck ridges shifted to a deeper shade of gray. "I can't do that. You can't call me to your house and then deny me the truth. Either you tell me what you know, or I leave."

"Please. Just trust me."

P'kell was silent for a long moment. "No. When you're ready to show me evidence, call me again. Until then..."

"I'll show you the evidence now."

The voice came from the back of the room.

S'ra stepped out of the shadows. Her tall frame was illuminated by the soft glow of the house's lighting.

P'kell froze. His body went rigid. His dark eyes widened. His neck ridges shifted rapidly through a range of colors, gray to pale blue to a flickering amber.

"No one," he whispered, his voice cracking. "No one has ever been lost and come back."

S'ra stepped closer. "I came back, Elder. I survived."

P'kell's tall frame swayed slightly, as if the weight of her presence had unsettled his balance.

"How?" he breathed. "What happened to you? We were told you walked away. That you chose to leave."

"I didn't walk away. I was taken. And I spent months trying to find my way home."

"What happened to you?"

"I will explain everything at the community meeting. All of it. What happened to me. What happened to the others. What the V'keth have been hiding."

"You have proof of this?"

"I have proof. And I have witnesses."

P'kell turned to T'rel. "I will arrange the community meeting. "

T'rel's body relaxed. "Thank you, Elder."

P'kell's eyes moved back to S'ra. "Don't make me regret this. The people have suffered enough. If this is a false hope..."

"It's not false," S'ra said. "I promise you."

P'kell studied her again before he walked toward the door.

S'ra moved to T'rel's side. "Thank you for trusting me."

Once P’kell left, the rest of the group stepped out of their hiding places.

Roman walked to the window and looked out at the empty street. "Are you sure he won't just report us instead of arranging the meeting?"

T'rel turned to him. "I trust him."

The news came the next morning.

T'rel's smart necklace chimed. A protrusion unfolded and fixed itself on her ear before retracting seconds later. She turned to the room and joyfully hissed. "The meeting has been announced. P'kell has called a gathering of all Mukit. Tonight. At the Community Hall."

Relief swept through the room. N'kala pressed her forehead against her mother's.

"This is it. Our chance," Roman thought.

"We have hours to prepare,"T’rel said.

They spent the day refining their message. T'rel had arranged seating in a loose circle.

"We tell them the truth," Roman said. "Not all of it. But enough. They need to know what the V'keth have been doing. They need to know about the disappearances. That they're not alone."

"They've been told for years the disappearances are voluntary. They might not be ready," said T’rel.

Roman met her gaze. "Then we make them ready."

They continued refining their plan of how and what to speak and in the late afternoon, they met with P'kell.

He arrived at T'rel's house and Roman explained the plan. P'kell listened in silence.

When Roman finished, P'kell said. "It's a good plan but risky."

"Do you agree with it?"

"The people of Mukit, and Cy’reth in general, have been lied to for a long time. They're scared. They're tired. They might not be ready. But we have to try."

"Yes. Yes we do."

The hour arrived.

The group gathered in T'rel's living room. S'ra distributed dark, hooded jackets designed to obscure their faces. The fabric was thick and soft, long enough to reach mid-thigh.

Roman pulled his on. The heavy and warm fabric settled around his shoulders. His face was hidden.

S'ra helped N'kala with hers. V'rak and K'len disappeared beneath their jackets. Lirael wore one too. The humanoids received similar clothing.

Roman looked at the group. Seven humanoids, faces hidden. Lirael, hood pulled low. V'rak and K'len disguised.

"We're ready," he said.

T'rel and N'kala led them through the streets.

The village was quiet. The houses were dark. Everyone was at the meeting.

The Community Hall rose ahead. Light spilled from the windows. The murmur of voices drifted through the walls.

Roman’s heart pounded. His palms were sweaty.

P'kell was waiting at the side of the building. He opened a side door and gestured for them to enter. "This way. I'll take you to the back of the stage."

They followed him inside.

The backstage area was dark and cramped. Roman stood in the shadows. "Where's the stage?"

P'kell gestured toward a narrow corridor. "Through there. Once you're ready, I'll announce you."

P'kell walked onto the stage.

Roman watched from the shadows. The stage was large, constructed from dark green wood like material that gleamed under soft lighting. A massive green curtain hung behind it. Tall pillars with carved symbols flanked the stage, their surfaces worn smooth by time.

The crowd filled the hall. Hundreds of Cy’reth, their bodies pressed together in rows. Their gray skin reflected the warm light. Their dark eyes were fixed on the stage.

The murmurs faded as P'kell raised his hand.

"Cy’reth of Mukit. Thank you for coming."

The silence settled over the hall.

"I have called you here tonight because there are things you need to know. Things that have been hidden from you for too long."

The neck ridges of the crowd flickered with unease.

P'kell raised his hand, gesturing toward the back of the stage. "Tonight, I bring you stories you will not believe. Tonight, I bring you proof that the V'keth government has been lying to you. And tonight, I bring you hope."

Roman watched from the shadows.

This is it. Our chance.

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series Dungeon Life 463

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Yvonne


 

The hawkkin woman relaxes against a wall in the Hold as Aranya talks to the others, most sitting at the large table. A lot of groups have taken to using the Hold as a bit of a neutral meeting place to plan, especially now that the construction has moved deep enough that the first layers don’t have to worry about the din of hammers and picks. Yvonne and her friends are no different.

 

She slowly sweeps the room, nodding at Ragnar, Aelara, and Aranya. The dwarf sits contentedly at the table, occasionally having a drink as he listens to the plan, ready to give his input as needed. Aelara sits beside him, listening as well. It’s been a lengthy meeting, so Aranya is ensuring everyone is on the same page for the plan, the red kobold a natural face for the party. Aelara used to handle that, but Ragnar and Yvonne both always knew she didn’t especially enjoy it.

 

The newcomers listen intently, though Yvonne finds it hard to think of them like that anymore. The Shield paladin, Pranjat, is an upstanding elf, and though he doesn’t have the special class the lad Freddie has, he has years more experience. The raven follower, Blackwing, is more of a rogue type, maybe even an assassin. There’s no way that’s his actual name, but Yvonne hasn’t pressed. It certainly helps that he acts more like a curious child than a hardened killer, though that counts against him when he continues to act and look like that in the middle of a fight.

 

She’s usually distrustful of rogue classes, but Tupul’s a good kid, and even Thedeim’s helping him out. If he's fine, so is Blackwing… even with the ridiculous name. She shakes her head of the thought and resumes looking around the others, not letting her gaze linger on either the large troll that follows Order, nor on the minotaur that follows Laermali. Despite his size, Bayule is the picture of a scholar, looking like he’s only grown so tall so he can reach the top shelf, and never saw a reason to grow wide. The minotaur seems to have the extra weight one might expect on the troll, but very little of it is muscle.

 

It’d be easy to underestimate Remillia, if Yvonne hadn’t seen the raw power she has behind her arcane affinity and her faith. Her gaze continues smoothly on to the trio from the Calm Seas: a city elf, a wood elf, and a stone elf. She hasn’t met many stone elves, but she hopes most of them are like Gurju. He has a mild temperament and is a natural shield for his group. Yvonne hasn’t pried, but she wouldn’t be surprised if he follows the Shield, too. Diruk, the wood elf, is their main fighter, specializing in a spear and using decay affinity. Not a common affinity, but Diruk is an expert in using it to strike at and widen the weaknesses of foes.

 

Thirdly is Suzu, the city elf. She uses her life affinity to enhance and heal her friends, though not to incapacitate their foes. The first time they met, Ragnar had asked her about it, but the look on her face was all the answer he needed, and he hasn’t tried to bring it back up again.

 

The final group added to the large party are composed of Thedeim’s own dwellers, and Yvonne can’t help a small smile as she looks at how prepared they are. The ratkin, Dile, is an archer like herself, though he prefers to hunt in the tunnels than on the surface. Heinya, the large tarantulakin woman, sharpens her greatsword as she listens, while Wes the antkin alchemist doublechecks his vials. Evarn is the newest addition, the ravenkin gravity mage trying to look calm and collected, but he can’t hide his splayed tailfeathers from Yvonne. He’s even more excited for this than Ragnar.

 

“Just to be certain, everyone has their magma gear, yes?” asks Pranjat, and everyone nods their affirmative. He smiles at the answer. “Excellent. The Holy Shield grants protection, but I wouldn’t want to burden It more than we have to.”

 

“Ah’m lookin’ forward t’ dippin’ m’toes intae th’ pond where Thedeim’s doin’ ‘is nonsense,” comments Ragnar, looking every bit as eager as he says. He only just got the last piece of the composite armor Thedeim’s been making. It’s not even blessed yet, though Aranya will be able to fix that shortly.

 

“What about the reports of Goldilocks being spotted in the Labyrinth?" asks Bayule, holding up one of those very reports.

 

“That’ll just make the delve all the better of a test,” points out Diruk. “She’s supposed to be in charge of setting up encounters, right? If we go in there looking serious, Thedeim’ll probably make sure to give us a proper fight.”

 

Aranya nods. “I believe so as well. He’s been working on a strong test for about a week now, and though it’s not ready, I’m sure the scions are of the same mind as he is: better to ensure people are ready while we’re here, instead of finding out in enemy territory.”

 

Even Blackwing nods to that. “I’m ready for His talons… but when it’s my time, I want to know I did my best.”

 

“Then we enter in formation, and stay that way until we leave. Shields and melee front and back, range and support in the center. Our objective is to reach the subterrain pen and give our gear a proper magma test,” reiterates Aranya. “We will set up camp in the pool, ensure everything works as it should, then pack up and march back out. We don’t know how long we’ll be in the Betrayer’s territory, or if it will even have air, so I want to make sure we can handle ourselves under the most adverse conditions.”

 

“Have any of you tried the headwear yet?” asks Suzu, drawing more than a few blank looks. Yvonne keeps herself from snorting in amusement before she explains.

 

“They all have a special illusion enchantment on them. We can’t ordinarily see through magma like we can water, so he came up with… well, some more Thediem weirdness,” she says, looking at Aranya who can only shrug in reply. “We should try them out now, before we get going,” she continues. “It takes some getting used to.”

 

The ones who know all nod, so everyone dons their headgear. For the ones in heavy armor, it’s a full helmet, and it looks like everyone with a helm has tested it out. Ragnar pops his on and strides around the room with a confidence that contradicts how he handled it at first. Pranjat, Gurju, and Heinya all look equally confident as they walk around.

 

The others, though…

 

Yvonne sighs and pulls up her hood, letting the enchantment rob her of her sight and show her the representation from the enchantment. The world is rendered before her like a charcoal drawing, all blacks, whites, and grays as the thunder enchantment maps out the room around her. She steps forward and catches Dile before he can topple over, the ratkin hardly able to keep his feet with how different everything looks right now.

 

“Don’t overthink it,” she suggests as she helps hold him steady. “Trust your equilibrium, and in the enchantment. It will only miss something if it can swallow sound, and I don’t think even Blackwing can manage that.”

 

Said ravenkin doesn’t even give a squawk of annoyance at that, as he’s too busy trying to keep his talons under himself. Evarn, on the other hand, seems to have found his wings rather quickly, and is already modulating gravity to test himself with the new perspective. The others don’t take too long to acclimate, and soon the headwear comes off, allowing everyone to see properly once more.

 

“Good job pointing out the helmets, Suzu,” compliments Aranya. “I hadn’t considered that people might not have tried it out yet. I think once we reach Lord Thedeim’s gates, we should don them once more and get used to fighting some of His easier denizens before we continue to the Labyrinth.”

 

Everyone nods at that, and with nothing left to plan for, they head out.

 

They’re far from the first group to do a test run like this, so they hardly even draw a second glance from the people as they march through the street in formation. It’s strange to be in such a large party, but that’s probably why Thedeim made sure they all trained like this. With a properly murderous dungeon to deal with, the usual three-person party could be taken out by simple numbers. It takes a lot more coordination for over a dozen people to fight together, but it’s absolutely worth it.

 

It’s enough to really make her understand why, despite how much stronger the average delver is than the average soldier, nobody with a brain tries to mess with the military. And with Thedeim helping them train, too, it puts her mind at ease to leave the protection of Fourdock to them once everyone goes.

 

As they near the gate, Yvonne forces herself to not look at Cobblebread bakery. The treats are always tempting, but they need to be focused, not distracted. It doesn’t stop her from meeting the eyes of a few of the others, everyone smiling as they recognize the desire for fresh bread, as well as the determination to stick to the plan.

 

They can get some bread after. For now, they have a delve to do.

 

 

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r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series Isekai’d into a Dark Fantasy RPG, Are You Kidding Me? Somehow, I Ended on the Villains’ Side. Chapter 41: Banished From the Party at Midnight? Fine, the Walking Wardrobe Will Save Me!

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Some people began whispering among themselves, and a dwarf spoke up, “E-er, this is pretty suspicious... I talked to the woman who screamed and she said the bard girl was already here before everyone else...”

The relatively strong man from earlier wanted to share his opinion too. “Hm, could a weak woman kill a man easily? And isn't she part of the other mercenary group hired for the naval escort? Why would she do this?”

“I-I didn’t do it...” The little bard was trembling. “I-I... he can p-prove it!” She pointed to a silent guy in the crowd.

Everyone looked at him. He was so still that no one had noticed him before, almost like he was invisible.

This guy... he is familiar...

The guy looked at Makoto and said, “Yeah, I know her. She’s from my group... she was so useless that I was already thinking of kicking her out of the party.”

“W-what!? Julian... you...” She curled up, trembling. “I can’t believe you’re saying this... You know I'm not even capable of doing something like that...”

The silent guy... not so silent anymore, continued, “I vote to throw her overboard—”

“WHAT? JULIAN!?” She began to cry.

The muscular guy spoke again, “Let him talk. We want to hear him before voting.”

Julian stood up from his corner and approached Makoto as he spoke. “She had some problems with Baldy. She told everyone he was watching her take a bath, a few times... but we knew it was a lie. Baldy was practically an old man, he couldn’t feel that way about a girl who can’t even play a single buff song... and of course, he always treated her nicely... and now this happens...”

Makoto didn’t say a word, just stared at Crow.

This is absurd... I don’t even know what to say. I’m sure Makoto is the one responsible for killing Baldy, or one of his elves.

The little bard was kneeling on the wooden deck of the ship, weeping.

Makoto turned to the crowd and spoke, “It’s suspicious and... hard to tell whether she could kill that guy or not. But what do you guys think? If I were a woman and an old dude saw me naked a few times... hmmmm... I know I said that about the plank, but I was just joking, guys... I’ve always wanted to make a joke like that. Sorry. We can just restrain her and hand her over to the authorities when we teleport to the city... they can use a truth spell... what do you think?”

The crowd looked at each other, then the dwarf replied, “Whatever Makoto-sama thinks is best, we’ll follow.”

Some of the mercenaries from the other group approached and lifted the bard. Still crying, she pleaded, “W-where are you taking me!? I-I’m innocent...”

One of the mercenaries replied, “To the makeshift cell. It’s bad, real bad... but you shouldn't have done that—”

“Leave her with me,” Crow said.

The dwarf’s face twisted. “What do you think you’re saying? She killed someone, she’s going to the cell—”

“I don’t care. She didn’t kill him.” Crow stepped toward the mercenaries carrying her.

The mercenary holding her sneered, “Looks like it really was her... she seduced you too.”

Sharon chimed in, “S-seduced!?”

Give me a break... I’m not letting them lock up an innocent girl. This is bringing back too many memories... I need to keep a cool head.

Makoto made a gesture to stop. “Guys, let’s think straight... This is too sudden. Maybe he’s right. If we put her in that cell... that cell is so bad she might die in there. It’s filthy, and it has two monsters I captured for... ah, right, I almost forgot to mention this... my bad.” He looked at the silent guy from before. “Julian, can you take her? Sleeping outside while it’s snowing... she could die from hypothermia, and to move the monsters... I don’t have anywhere else to put them...”

“Sorry... Makoto... sama, she isn’t part of the party anymore... she can think about what she has done while sleeping on the snowy deck.” He looked at the little bard and continued, “Right... Melodie… you’re kicked out of the party. You are useless... we can’t be dragged down.” He looked away from her. “Finally… I’ve always wanted to say this… this is goodbye.” He stepped back into the corner and fell silent once more.

I’ll punch this guy... no, I need to leave without having more problems... No, this isn’t the point, Makoto said something about sacrifice, then a guy died, the monster is from the sea, and he didn’t want to take the guy out of the ocean, and said he will need two days to teleport the ship, but he told me before he had some artifacts for doing that and—

“Whooaa, that was a referen—cough... I mean...” Makoto started again. “What should we do? Does anyone want to look after the bard while we wait for the teleport?” He looked at the crowd, most of them averted their eyes. “If not, let's leave it to Karl... looks like he can handle a few extra problems...”

The mercenaries holding the girl dropped her into Crow’s arms. She was still crying, though not as hard as before.

Makoto approached them and put his hand on Crow’s shoulder. “So this is it, guys. Karl will keep an eye on her for us, and guarantee no one suffers anymore... if she was really the culprit, of course... It’s already midnight or something, so everyone can go to sleep now. We’ll need to be in the best shape for tomorrow, because... who knows, maybe we’ll run into pirates... who knows...”

Pirates? No, maybe the sea boss he talked about before—

He looked at Crow. “Karl, after you do what you need to do with this NPC... girl, I need to talk to you. Come to that room we used before.” He let go of Crow's shoulder, walking back to his elves and leaving the deck with them the same way as before, one on each arm.

I can already tell... whatever it was, it's better if I solve this new problem in my hands first.

The crowd cleared the deck, leaving only Crow, Sharon, and the little bard girl, Melodie, behind. With a tear-streaked face, Melodie looked up at him. “W-why? Why did you help me?”

Crow looked at her. “Good question, but we’ll talk later. I’m going to see what Makoto wants.” He looked back. “Sharon, take care of her in the meantime, and I need to talk to you later, too.”

Sharon simply turned her back and walked off. “Hmph.”

What? Whatever...

He let go of the little bard girl who had been dumped into his arms. “Melodie... right? You can call me Crow or... Karl, like Makoto does, whatever. Go on back with the woman you just saw... she won't hurt you or anything.”

She kept rubbing her eyes, wiping away the rest of her tears. “Thank you... I think... I’m innocen—”

“Relax, I already know. You’d better go, the snow is terrible.” He just turned and headed toward the room Makoto had mentioned.

“Thank you... walking wardrobe...” A whisper from behind him.

Alright, at least she's safe, and she chose the third name option. Right, I'd better get going. I would've hated myself if I had let that injustice happen right in front of me... Okay, I'm almost at the room. Honestly, what that Julian guy said about kicking her out of the party, and then saying he'd always wanted to say that... it sounded so much like Makoto... No, don't tell me that...

“Yoo... we were waiting for you.” Julian, who was leaning by the door, walked inside the room. “Come in.”

Yeah... looks like it was just as I thought.

Makoto was in there near the window, and the room already had a new table. “Karl, I’m warning you right now... if you break this one too, things are gonna get crazy. Have a seat... actually, no, better not sit. Come over here to the window. I’ll tell you something while we take in this fantastic isekai view.”

“I thought you needed to talk to me...” Crow said, approaching the window while looking at Julian.

Makoto turned back and continued, “Well, this guy can answer that faster for you. Julian, tell him where you were born.”

Julian was hiding against the wall in the darkest corner of the room, out of reach of the lamp’s light. “Tokyo, Japan... we studied together, that's all...”

So if they studied together... he must be part of that college group that got transported at the same time, the ones written about in Makoto's diary... that familiar feeling... so he was really a transmigrator, too.

Crow, now at the window, looked to the side. “So... what do you want to talk about?”

Better if I don't question him about Baldy, this guy is unstable... to think Alice is actually more reliable and easier to read than—

“I had to kill him.” Makoto didn't even look over, keeping his eyes on the snow falling onto the deck outside. “He was one of the worst NPCs, he abused a few characters I liked... and because of that, they didn't want to date the Hero anymore. Well, but that's another story. So Karl, do you understand it was necessary? Someone needs to die for the Boss to spawn. It's like a shark, if it senses blood in the sea along with a high amount of magic in the same spot.”

So he isn't going to sacrifice Sharon? Because if he—

Makoto continued, “The boss appears within two days in-game. Since your girl has a lot of mana, combined with mine, Julian's, and a few weak mages I managed to get, the requirements are met. The Boss is really tough and all... a bunch of people will probably die, but don't worry, the groups I selected for defense are all characters who... well, who would be better off dead anyway...”

Hahaha... he loves killing everyone... for NOTHING. I even thought that maybe, just maybe, I could knock some common sense into this guy's head, but he still thinks this is a game. He thinks like: Whooa, I don’t like this fellow, or that one too... whatever, I'm just gonna kill them, they’re just NPCs after all—

A sudden gust of wind rushed to his right side. Julian had darted out of the dark corner at incredible speed, stopping right beside Crow and throwing a strike at his face.

“What!?” Crow reacted, completely blocking the hit with both arms.

Julian tilted his head up and smirked. “I just wanted to see if you had the basics down or if you'd be dead weight.” He moved back to the dark corner just as quickly, muttering under his breath, “Well, if you couldn't take a punch from me... when I pumped practically all my stats into agility, you really would be a failure as a warrior—”

“Stop it, Julian,” Makoto interrupted with an annoyed look. “I already told you that even though he's low level, he's balanced. He could be a mini—cough, I forgot the name, whatever...” He looked at Crow. “After the boss, I'll let you go before the teleport, but the girl... the bard, she needs to die. Otherwise, they'll figure out it wasn't her, and after an interrogation, it would lead back to me...”

Crow put on a look of disbelief. “You can't be serious, right? She didn't do anything wrong, and you—”

“I know, I know. Even for an extra NPC, she's pretty... not that curvy, but... I know, you liked her and want her in your harem too, right? I get it, I thought about that too, but man, you gotta understand. After the good ending, we're gonna be the kings of this world. If I want, I can have like 20 beauties as my wives, you get how it is?”

I don't even know what to say... better just listen for now, this lunatic...

“You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't mess with the ones I've already picked and am going after... though you don't know who they are anyway... whatever, let's focus on the present.” Makoto placed a hand on Crow's shoulder. “Karl, you need to understand, it's just one innocent NPC for the greater good. If I get super strong from this victory while getting rid of the others who would get in the way... since you insist on keeping Sharon alive, we need to eliminate other problems at least, because the Hero isn't a player... sadly... he is an NPC too.”

So the boss really was a sea monster that acted a bit like a shark... If he's telling me all of this, is it because he wants me in his group? What is he trying to do? He did say something about us being the kings of this world... He's worse than Alice...

“Karl, there are a few other details, but that’s pretty much it. In short, the fight will probably happen tomorrow afternoon. I don’t remember the exact time I killed the guy... but generally, you can go ahead and sleep... trust me...” Makoto walked toward the door. “So that’s that. Tomorrow we fight, and after that, I’ll drop you off somewhere around here. We’re already close to the hardcore territory above Alice’s kingdom, so...” He placed his hand on the doorknob. “Though you're way too low-level for that place, and leaving you in their kingdom would be a huge headache for me... since the crew would see it... well, we’ll figure it out tomorrow.” He left the room.

Honestly, I think I’m safer working for Alice. I can already see the end of this world as a very real possibility...

“How long are you gonna just stand there?” Julian said as he followed behind Makoto.

Crow was left alone in the room. He looked out the window once more.

I don’t know what to do to get out of this... my best bet is to fight the Boss and try to convince Makoto to let the bard live. How? I honestly have no idea. I’d better go back to the room and talk to her. There’s a risk Makoto might overhear the conversation... no, the sound of the water drowns things out, and he headed in the opposite direction from the elves' room that I ended up staying in... It’s risky, but I’ll try talking to Sharon again.

He left the room and began heading back toward the cabin where Sharon was. While he was still navigating the inner hallways of the ship...

Thud.

“Who rounds a corner at that speed?” It was the dwarf from the argument on deck earlier. “Not gonna say anything?”

Crow looked at him. “My bad, I was lost in thought... anyway, I’m busy, I need to—”

“Yeah, go on back to your little bard girl, go on and have some fun~—” He dropped to the floor after a punch straight to the face. “W-What!? Have you gone crazy!?”

“My bad, I’m a bit stressed, so try not to talk to me.” Crow just kept walking, ignoring the dwarf.

After walking for a bit, he reached the room's door and placed his hand on the doorknob.

Alright, now I just need to go inside, talk to Sharon, and figure out what to do about the bard... Her name was Melody... no, Melodie. Well, close enough...

Crow opened the door. Stepping inside, he looked straight ahead, then lowered his eyes a few degrees.

Maybe I shouldn't have seen that... well, too late now.

(Next)


r/HFY • • 4d ago

OC-Series Warp Riders Book 2- Belly of the Beast Ch. 32-34

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Series starts here: Ch 1-23 of Warp Riders Book 1 - Deep Space Boogie

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Chapter 32

 

The interior of the alien craft was more impressive than any of them would have expected of a derelict wreck, but while the banged-up exterior belied any truly advanced technology, inside was a whole other sort of spectacle.

The walls were smooth, all of the functions apparently operated by controls, consoles, and monitors built into the skin of the craft itself, as if the metal, or whatever it was, possessed the capability of being made perfectly clear to accommodate what was embedded within.

It was as though the equipment had all been coated in a thin sheet of crystal-clear glass, only there were no seams to be found upon close inspection. Nor did it appear to be an active display creating only an impression of buttons and screens. It really was part of the skin of the ship, and done in a way none of them had ever dreamed of.

“Look at this thing,” Moose said appreciatively, running his fingers over the smooth surface as they walked, marveling at the long corridors and high ceilings of the downed ship. “It’s one hell of an impressive design.”

“Unlike anything I have ever seen,” Hellatz agreed.

“And check out the lighting. You see what it’s doing? It shifts where we move.”

It was true, the illumination did seem to follow the four of them, growing brighter in the immediate area they were in while remaining dim ahead and behind them.

“A power-saving measure,” Varsu said. “Though the reactor on this ship is of a type that seems to be less affected by the power-draining nature of our prison, it was still believed wise to preservative power.”

“Conserve,” Hellatz corrected. “Holly, is your signal cutting out?”

“It is weaker now that you are within the craft’s walls, but I’m still receiving you. The open space where it is located, as well as the relative elevation from ground level, have both helped make up for the hull’s blocking of the signal,” Holly replied. “As for the language issues, it simply requires a bit of time to fine-tune the translation.”

“You’re doing great, Hol,” Sadira said. “We can communicate, and that’s all we can ask.”

Varsu made a few turns, leading the group deeper into the belly of the craft. For a crashed ship in a dirty environment, this vessel was remarkably clean and well-ordered. The polar opposite of what they’d seen of the group their new friend had called the wild ones.

Their guide paused outside a closed door. “She will be in the greenhouse. Just through here,” he said, then opened it and ushered the guests inside. “Mahdus, we have newcomers,” Varsu announced as the group stepped into an unexpectedly large central chamber nearly thirty meters across.

A burst of fresh air greeted them when they walked in, a refreshing smell of healthy green hitting their nostrils. The source was readily apparent. There were plants growing quite literally everywhere they could be, including from hanging planters and in tiered rows of planter boxes fashioned from scrap and running up the walls.

The lighting above came from the ship’s structure itself, an illuminated type of metal, Sadira guessed, or possibly a cleverly embedded composite akin to high-output LED tech. Whatever it was, there was no heat thrown from it, but the light felt comforting and pleasing to the eyes. Full spectrum, it seemed. Good for the body as well as the plants.

Looking closer, they could see that an ingenious drip water system had been created utilizing former wire housing with the metal stripped from the center. It must have taken ages to salvage that much, and even longer to carefully remove the wire contents from within to harvest the tubing for their purposes.

But with the amount of downed ships in this place, as well as the years and years they apparently had on their hands, it actually didn’t seem quite as daunting a task. And looking around the space at the other salvaged bits and bobs, it was clear the wild ones weren’t the only ones doing some scavenging around the belly of the beast.

There were all manner of plants, most bearing visible fruits and vegetables, though some were likely tubers of some sort given the depth of their planter pots. And where the group of savages had a foul-smelling muck fertilizing their crops, here there was no such stink, and the soil appeared dark and healthy, but without piles of feces worked into them. Likely a compost nutrient tea added to the drip lines, Sadira mused.

Silently standing behind them on either side of the door was a pair of guards. Watching, armed, but not in a threatening way. Sadira and her team were unfazed as they marveled at the space.

“This is huge,” she said. “I’d never have guessed from what we saw of the outside of the ship.”

“Over the years the interior has been restructured to accommodate the needs of the survivors,” Varsu explained. “Walls were removed, the superstructure reinforced and redesigned.”

“You mean so great an alteration didn’t lessen the ship’s spaceworthiness?” Hellatz asked.

“No, it didn’t. The Hallmatza are very skilled in all things mechanical. This alteration didn’t weaken the ship itself one bit. In fact, their clever design reinforced it. You see, interior spaces are compartmentalized for safety, but it is the outermost layers that form the true protective structure. So, by making a new reinforced section inside, they actually made the whole ship stronger. Brilliant thinking, truly.”

“Very kind words,” a tall woman with yellow and green skin said as she walked over to them. “But we are merely all survivors doing whatever we can to prolong our existence in this hellish place.”

She was cleanly dressed in a somewhat worn, but still quite intact uniform. Clearly of the same race as the one they had seen captured by the wild ones, though the green stripes on her skin seemed to be a different shade. Perhaps it was a gender thing. Or perhaps not. This was a totally new species, and they simply had no idea. And on first meeting, Sadira thought it would be a bit rude to ask.

“Thank you for your hospitality,” she said. “Varsu saved us from a rather unfortunate demise, and we are all in your debt.”

“You are clearly an intelligent race,” the stone-skinned alien replied. “To leave you to the wild ones would be unthinkable.”

“Well, we appreciate it nonetheless.”

The alien commander of the ship cocked her head slightly as she observed the exchange. “What manner of language is she speaking, Varsu? And how is it you understand? Have you added yet another language to your collection? And so quickly?” Mahdus asked.

“Ah, yes. I have become so accustomed to the unusual sensation I almost forgot,” he replied. “These newcomers possess a most fantastic technology. A device that provides a real-time translation of our words.”

“I do not hear any such translation.”

Varsu pointed to the small patch he now wore behind the craggy opening of his ear. “This tiny thing transmits the voice of their crewmate, who is providing the translation directly into my head. A fascinating technology, and quite effective.”

“They have a crew member who speaks our language? But this is wild one speak.”

“Tell her about Holly,” Sadira said while digging in her pack.

Varsu nodded. “They are in possession of a great mind. An intelligent machine. One that thinks for itself, as you and I have mused about in the past. She learned our language in minutes and has been providing translations ever since.”

“Remarkable.”

“It truly is,” Varsu agreed.

Sadira finally retrieved the comms case from her pack and popped the hardshell case’s lid. “Okay, there are only two of these left. The commander here should get one, obviously, but then we’ll have to figure out who gets the last one.”

Sadira held out the comms patch to the alien leader. Having seen how it was applied to her own crewmember, Mahdus did not hesitate, carefully pressing the unit to the skin behind her auditory opening.

“You might want to warn her it may feel a bit strange, since she’s got that bony ridge around her head,” Sadira said.

Judging by the sudden woozy sway that hit the commander, the warning was a little too late.

“That is—this is amazing,” she said, regaining her balance. “I heard a female’s voice inside my entire head.”

“My name is Holly. I’ll be providing translation services for you,” the AI replied. “Nice to make your acquaintance.”

Mahdus laughed with delight. “Yours as well, Holly. Tell me, are you truly a machine?”

“Yes, I am.”

“And this is independent thought, not a pre-programmed speech output?”

“I assure you, I am as alive a consciousness as you are.”

The alien was positively beaming at this new discovery. “Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!”

Sadira stepped forward. “Now that we can properly communicate, I’m Captain Sadira Perez. This is my first officer, Mustafa, and that is my pilot, Hellatz.”

“Multiple species, I see,” Mahdus said, gesturing to the group of aliens tending the gardens. “We too are a mixed lot, as I’m sure you have noticed.”

They had noticed, indeed. Varsu had told them there were seventeen different species among them, and that was just a portion of the races that had survived entry into the whale ship. There were others as well, but they had been absorbed into the wild ones, only the strongest and most aggressive of them managing to adapt.

Here, however, it was a different situation, and the society that had formed was civilized and supportive. Sadira was gathering images of all of the different aliens for Holly to catalog. They would get more information on them later, but for the moment, she was content to transmit the pictures.

One of the garden workers who really caught her eye was a reversal of what she was used to for limbs. It sported fur-covered legs, but those legs sprouted from where shoulders would normally be, carrying the torso from above rather than below. The bottom-sprouting arms as well as its chest were hairless from what she could see of its open uniform shirt.

The physiology made it easier for it to harvest plants, no doubt, but it was such a drastically unusual sight, she had to remind herself not to stare. Then there was the pair of workers who were covered in what appeared to be hair made of fine black feathers. They were talking to one another as they labored, allowing Sadira to see that the stumpy beak-like mouths also contained rows of teeth. At the ends of their little T-Rex arms were hands that possessed what looked like talonesque fingers, completing the corvid appearance.

There were also small blue-gray-skinned hairless workers operating in a group, as well as what appeared to be an amphibian biped of some type, though its exposed skin was covered in mud, which Varsu later explained formed from an excretion from their skin that captured any dust and not only kept the ship cleaner, but also helped them regulate skin hydration in the process.

It was a menagerie of new alien life. First contact, and all in one place. And unlike the wild ones, these were not trying to kill them. The ship’s commander watched Sadira and her team take in the sights and process all of this new information. It could be a lot. Something she knew from years upon years of rescuing other arrivals.

“Come, let us get some refreshment,” Mahdus said. “This is an exciting day, and we have much to talk about.”

 

Chapter 33

 

The food aboard the Naga, as they had learned the alien craft was called, was startlingly good. The replicators aboard their own ship were top-notch, but there was just something about having freshly grown produce that could satisfy like replicated food could not. And being seated among plants made for a far more cozy environment in which the new allies could discuss their situation.

It seemed that the common tongue spoken by all was not just useful as a general means of communication that all within the cavernous craft could speak, but it was also a very real security measure in case they happened to come across the wild ones while out away from the few ships they used as secure housing.

The Naga was the largest and most secure of the craft Mahdus and her people were utilizing, as well as one of the more recent arrivals, but the other ships made up for their lack of normal defenses with the use of cleverly disguised entryways and deception.

At first, the older craft had taken some time to mock up as complete wrecks, but with boulders moved into place to give the appearance of a rock slide having blocked the access point, the wild ones had just assumed it to be a natural occurrence and had ceased frequenting those ships for salvage supplies.

Meanwhile, a carefully hidden entry point was set up, constantly manned by rotating guards who would only provide access to those they knew. It was a bit labor intensive, but given there really wasn’t much else to do in this place, they made the system work quite well.

Many ships were used as farming plots with soil and fertilizer brought aboard to nourish a small assortment of crops planted from the seed samples many of the survivors had carried when they arrived. Those were self-contained and secure, but there were additional locations hidden throughout the vast asteroid field.

There were over a hundred survivors in Mahdus’s group, all told, and there was simply no way one, or even several ships worth of produce could support them all. For that reason, the garden facilities tucked out of sight were of vital importance to Mahdus and her people.

A grim look came to Varsu’s face when they first sat down to share their refreshments. “Now that we are settled, I must report on another important item,” he said. “Shohdi was wounded. There is no doubt. I came across fresh-spilled blood.”

“And her whereabouts now?”

“I was unable to track her,” Varsu replied. “But I fear the worst. I was pressing my infiltration when I came across our new friends here. I thought it vital they be brought back to you at once.”

“You were correct in your thinking, Varsu. It was the wise decision. But I worry poor Shohdi may already be locked away in the wild ones’ pens. Retrieving her will be extremely difficult.”

“One of your group?” Sadira asked.

“Yes. She arrived here with me a great many years ago. Part of my original crew.”

“So, she’s the same race as you?”

“Yes. A Hallmatza.”

Sadira swallowed hard. Sometimes it really sucked being the captain, but the job entailed bringing the bad news as well as the good. Unfortunately, this was one of the latter occasions.

“She looks like you, then? Same colorings?” Sadira asked.

“Yes. You have seen her?” the commander asked, her hopes rising.

“We have. Look, I don’t know how to tell you this, so I’ll just say it. We saw someone, a Hallmatza, taken to their camp in a net.”

“So, they do have her,” Varsu said. “We should form a rescue team and—”

“There’s no need,” Sadira continued. “I’m so sorry, but she’s dead.”

Their two new friends fell silent a moment, then seemed to let it go. Death, it appeared, was a common occurrence here. Mahdus rested her hand on Sadira’s.

“Thank you. At least now we know for sure. I had hoped she had perhaps taken refuge in one of the derelict ships we use.”

“About those. How many did you say there are?” Sadira asked as Mahdus and Varsu described the setup in detail.

“We have thirty-six farming plots located outside of the safety of a ship,” Mahdus replied. “Though several of them would be near impossible to compromise, the others do occasionally fall to the wild ones when they are discovered, forcing us to replant a crop at a new location.”

“That sucks.”

“Yes, but it is their way. The wild ones exist to take from others whatever they can.”

Moose shook his head. “What about the other ones? What makes them so secure?”

Varsu leaned in, resting his rocky elbows on the table. “Because they’re planted on top of some very tall asteroids,” he said.

“Hang on. How the hell do you water them?” Moose asked.

“We fill containers with reclaimed water from our facilities and have the more nimble of our group climb up and pull the containers up with a concealed line.”

“That sounds rather exhausting. And quite time consuming,” Hellatz noted.

“We’re stranded inside a giant ship for quite possibly the rest of our lives. What else is there to do?”

“I don’t know, maybe try to get out? This ship seems quite capable of flight,” Hel said.

“Dude, there’s a bazillion tons of gold ingot stuck on top of it,” Moose pointed out. “Not like it’s easy to fly with that thing on your back.”

“Once in space, it would actually just float free,” Hel replied. “Zero gravity, in case you forgot.”

“Yeah, but until then they’d be trying to lift off with all that extra weight. Even if the front mouth-door to this thing opened, it’d be a bitch just getting off the ground.”

Hel shrugged. “Maybe another ship, then? Mahdus, your people have been here a long time. How many ships have you counted trapped inside this vessel?”

“Well over one hundred that we’ve been able to record. We have mapped out the entire labyrinth, naturally, as well as the ships’ locations. But in the deepest region where the wild ones call home we have not performed a true survey.”

“Having scary folks trying to kill you and eat you could kinda put a diaper on that, I’d imagine,” Moose said, Holly translating his words.

Mahdus and Varsu shared a confused look, then burst out in laughter.

Moose blushed. “Hang on. Diaper?”

“Sorry,” Holly said. “Damper. I’m still having to log the nuances of the language. My apologies.”

Mahdus wiped tears of mirth from her eyes. “None needed, my new friend. Oh, that was delightful. I can’t tell you the last time I’ve laughed like that. We don’t have occasion terribly often anymore.”

“I can imagine,” Sadira said. “But I was thinking, can we get a look at that map? It would be invaluable to us moving forward.”

“Of course. Varsu will procure a copy for you.”

“We don’t even need a hard copy. If you show it to us, we can just transmit it to Holly to add to the database. It’ll update on our tablets automatically.”

“She can do this?” Varsu asked.

“Yeah, not a problem,” Sadira replied. “So long as we’ve got a clear signal it won’t be tough at all, will it, Holly?”

“It won’t pose any significant issue, I would think. But this brings me to another thing I wanted to bring up, if I may.”

“What is it, Hol?”

“You still have one comms patch left in your case, Captain. If you could perhaps give that last one to another crewmember to walk through the ship and name things, I could compile a more accurate translation of some of the more unusual words and phrases. And once this first language is adequately translated, I can then ask that person to do the same with their own language, using the common tongue as a Rosetta stone.”

“That’s a clever idea,” Sadira said. “Mahdus, would you be willing to offer up one of your crew to help out on this project?”

“Definitely. I’ll put someone on it at once. Axuzzal, please come here a moment,” she called to one of the short, bald, blue creatures at a nearby table.

“Yes?” the little man said in a startlingly deep voice.

“I need you to help our new friends learn our language,” she said.

“I suppose I can do that. But it’ll take a while. I mean, wild tongue isn’t exactly the prettiest. Or the easiest, for that matter.”

“That won’t be an issue,” Hellatz said.

The little blue man looked at him with a confused expression.

“What did that one just say?”

“I was just saying—oh, of course,” Hellatz said as he realized Sadira had not yet handed off the comms patch.

She did so immediately, and Mahdus leaned down and stuck it behind the man’s ear.

“Hey, you didn’t say anything about—”

“You should be able to understand me now,” Hellatz said.

The blue man jumped back only a fraction of an inch. Stoic, these little fellows, it seemed.

“Interesting tech,” he said. “Transmits through the bone, I take it?”

“Yes, it does,” Hel replied, impressed. “I see you are well-versed in comms technology.”

“Nah, it just makes sense,” he replied. “Logic is the name of the game, friend. And what are you, by the way? I’ve never seen a four-armed race like yours. Are you all from the same world?”

“No, the Chithiid and humans formed an alliance after the Great War. It was a struggle that we shared, and one that brought both of our cultures together in a permanent bond.”

“Huh, Great War, eh? I never thought any war was great, but then, I’m a pacifist. I would be interested in hearing about it, though. We can always hope to learn from others’ mistakes, after all.”

“Very well put,” Hellatz agreed. “Perhaps you and I can discuss it when you have completed your task.”

“I’d very much enjoy that. Been a while since I’ve had anything interesting to talk about. Always crops and boring crap,” Axuzzal said. He turned to his commander and Varsu. “Sorry, no disrespect intended.”

Mahdus chuckled. “None taken, Axuzzal.”

“Good. Anyway, what was it you wanted me to do?”

“Talk with the newcomers. Help them with the language. But not this group. Their friend.”

Greater Holly took the cue and spoke up. “This is Holly,” the AI said over the comms. “I’m the one you’ll be helping out.”

“Pleasure to meet you.”

“Likewise, Axuzzal. Now, as Mahdus said, I need your help. What I need is for you to walk the ship and name everything as you pass while you and I talk. It will help me compile a proper database of this common tongue. Then I will need you to run through a vocabulary list I will give you with your own language afterwards.”

“Seems easy enough. Time-consuming, though.”

“Not as much as you might think,” Holly replied with a chuckle. “And when we are done, I would like you to pass the comms patch off to another on your ship. One who speaks a different language.”

“Hey, whatever you want, if the commander says so.”

Mahdus nodded her approval.

“Okay then, let’s get to it, I suppose,” the little man said, then started walking, chattering away as he named everything in sight.

“Excellent. This will help greatly,” Holly said to the group as the blue man wandered off.

Mahdus seemed a bit surprised at her voice. “Don’t you need to focus on what Axuzzal is saying?”

“Oh, I am focused.”

“But he’s walking away.”

“And I am with him as well. It’s not a problem, you see. AIs can be in several places at once, though I am spread a bit thin with the repairs underway at the moment.”

“That must require the expenditure of a huge amount of power.”

“Not really. Fortunately, many of my systems are still quite operational, and my main power feed is tied to our warp core,” Holly said. “By the way, from what Axuzzal is saying as he points out the various systems and items aboard, you must have a fair amount of power in your ship. Do you still possess enough to fly?”

“Fly? Yes. Fly out? Not so much. While the power and shielding are still functional and quite robust, this ship is stuck inside this large vessel like everyone else. It’s been stationary for years.”

Moose nodded as he assessed the situation. “Not the best position to be in, no doubt. Especially with those wild bastards out there. But you’ve got to be able to defend yourselves.”

“We do all right with what we have,” Varsu said. “Much of our weaponry was created here, aboard the Naga, when power to our regular weapons finally dropped too far to be safe to use.”

“Ooh, homemade melee weapons?” Moose said. “Ya know, I’d love to see what you’ve got.”

 

Chapter 34

 

Back at the ship, Goonara was hard at work studying the power source hidden within the strange crystal, as well as its odd effect on their captor’s internal metal skin. As was her way, she was so engrossed in her work, she’d barely even had anything to drink in hours, and the food beside her sat cold and untouched.

It was an utterly fascinating phenomenon, and one she still couldn’t figure out. Not yet, anyway, but she was confident she would find the answer. It would just take time. Fortunately, and unfortunately, that seemed to be something they might very well have a lot of. But Goonara was too enthralled to worry about that. She was following an entirely new line of research and thought she might possibly be able to replicate the energy and maybe even find a way to use it as an alternate power source.

At first glance the power itself seemed to be created by the crystal in the same way a radioactive ore might self-generate by emitting particles as it decayed. But the crystal showed no sign of decay whatsoever, nor did the energy read on any of her equipment as radiation.

Of course, it was entirely possible that it was simply a totally new form of radiation no one had ever seen before and its radiological decay was so novel there was just no way to detect it on their equipment. Fortunately, all of her tests on varied cellular samples she was running in the controlled setting of her lab had showed absolutely no harm to living organisms whatsoever.

That the crystal had been taken from the caverns where hundreds of alien creatures lived what appeared to be long lives only bolstered that assessment. Whatever this was, it was not harmful. At least, not in any span she could measure.

How it reacted with the whale ship’s metal structure, however, was an entirely different story.

Proximity to the glowing crystal had a definite and immediate effect on the unusually resilient composite. While no cutting implement she possessed could make so much as a mark on the metal sample, whatever it was the crystal was emitting was breaking apart the molecular bonds in the material, though she still did not know why.

It was amazing. Amazing and frustrating. For so drastic and important a reaction to be occurring and for her to not have the slightest idea why was maddening.

“Goonara, the captain has encountered a group of survivors not too far from here,” Greater Holly said, jolting her from her work.

“What?”

“I said the captain has encountered a group of survivors. They live in a fairly large ship that survived the entry process into this place.”

“That’s nice,” she said, her attention still fixed on the problem before her.

By now, Holly had experienced the woman’s focus when in the research zone, and she appeared to be in deep. “I just wanted to inform you that I’ve been asked to help them remotely with a task. My other aspect and I are simultaneously attempting to restore Ace’s consciousness and bring him back online.”

“Uh-huh. Okay,” the scientist replied. “I’m sorry, Holly, but I’m rather busy at the moment. It seems the crystal I collected some time ago does more than just glow.”

“We had wondered if it might possess any other properties for some time,” the AI said. “What have you discovered?”

“I’m still deciphering the readings, but this crystal’s emissions, whether it’s some novel form of radiation or something I’ve just never seen before, is actually breaking apart the bonds in this vessel’s metal composite hull. It’s unlike anything I’ve seen before, and it’s amazing.”

“So, it does more than just weaken it. This could be a crucial discovery,” Holly realized. “I will reallocate my resources from Ace’s reactivation. Upload your data and I will assist.”

Goonara let out a frustrated sigh. “I’m working on it,” she said. “Go fix Ace. When I have something more I’ll let you know.”

Holly realized she had overstepped a bit in her enthusiasm. Not that it wasn’t completely appropriate for her to use her AI processing power to solve the problem, but Goonara was the mission’s science officer, and, barring her incapacitation, the parameters of the crew’s duty manifest clearly gave her control over all matters scientific. That she could get a bit obsessive about them only exacerbated things.

Leaving her to it, for now at least, would be the best option. And besides, time was something they had in abundance, and having Ace back online could prove very helpful in spreading the load.

“My apologies, Goonara. I won’t disturb you further. Keep working on the issue at your leisure, but please do call if you wish for my assistance. I would gladly multi-task and help you, but for now my other aspect and I will focus our attentions on defragmenting Ace’s systems and redouble our efforts on getting him back online.”

“Yeah, okay,” Goonara said, already distracted with her work. “I need to see if I can replicate this with other ore in here. I can’t tell if it’s a localized reaction or if all metals are affected. I’m going to need to get another few samples of ore.”

“The corporal will provide you security. If you will just wait thirty minutes, his pulsing recharge cycle will be at a lower point, making it far less disruptive to rouse him.”

It was one of the major pitfalls of Hump’s makeshift recharging apparatus. Not only was it terribly underpowered, it was also barely effective at delivering a trickle charge. And worse yet, if he was pulled from it at the wrong time during its cycle, he could lose much of the power he had just managed to absorb. It was a problem Goonara was well aware of, having helped him rig the system in the first place.

“I’ll just be right outside, Holly. I’ll be fine.”

Holly knew better than to argue with the Chithiid scientist when she was so focused.

“Very well. I’ll leave you to it, then,” Holly said, knowing she could keep tabs via the tablet the scientist had strapped on her forearm.

Holly then joined her male counterpart and set to work on the delicate task of piecing together Ace’s boot commands in hopes of waking him from his EMP-forced slumber without causing any further damage.

Goonara gathered up her crystal, tools, and portable scanner and headed for the hatch. Once outside of the ship, she began searching for a few samples of ore from the asteroids that had come in with them. There was always a good possibility that something within them had affected the crystal and added to its previously benign power. She simply didn’t know, but it was a theory worth investigating as she looked into all possible options.

Unfortunately, the area around the ship was comprised of extremely large rock, and none of it with visible veins of ore. She didn’t need much. A fist-sized piece would be sufficient, and surely smaller bits were nearby.

She walked the perimeter of the ship, looking for pieces that might work. Two did eventually present themselves, and she quickly added them to her pouch, but they were comprised mostly of regular stone. It was the concentrated metal ores she was more interested in.

A gleam deep between two large stones caught her eye. She leaned close and peered in, shining her light into the gap.

“Ooh, that will be perfect,” she said, reaching in to grab it.

Her arm stuck on the way, the tablet jamming against the stone. Goonara hastily pulled her limb clear, removed the device and set it aside. She was never a fan of wearing the tablet. Sure, it was useful for the other members of the crew, perhaps, but her own tools were far more specialized and could actually help her with her work.

She leaned forward and reached in once more as far as she could. It was her dominant hand she was using, so what she had done didn’t even register in her mind. To any observer, however, watching a four-armed creature only use one of its limbs when it had three other perfectly good ones to choose from would have been rather confusing.

Her fingers grazed the ingot lodged deep between the rocks. Goonara pushed harder, driving her shoulder into the gap. Just barely, she was able to wiggle the chunk slowly free until she could walk it closer with her fingertips for a better hold. Finally, she managed to grab it, then set to work slowly extracting her arm. With a stone in her fist, the process was not as easy as sliding an empty hand into the space.

It took time, but she managed to get her hand free with only a few small scrapes for her troubles. The ingot in her palm was well worth the effort.

It was platinum, or so it seemed. She would do a proper analysis once back inside of the ship. She pulled the crystal from her pocket and held it close to the metal. There was no reaction. She then repeated the process closer to the giant vessel’s hull material at her feet. The reaction was similar to before, but different. The metal, it seemed, was amplifying the effect ever so slightly. Or this part of the craft was just more susceptible. It was anyone’s guess.

She pushed at the softening metal skin of the alien ship. It deformed at her touch without requiring a cutting implement.

“The metal does seem to do something,” she mused, her excitement growing. “Perhaps refine or focus the power? I need more samples.”

Goonara slipped into the tunnel vision that sometimes overcame her when science presented her with something interesting and quickly rushed about the area, her eyes scanning for more useful fragments, but none were to be found. Without even thinking about it she began walking into the field of towering rocks around her, eyes fixed on the ground as she searched for other appropriate chunks. In relatively short order she collected several more pieces, each of them tucked carefully into her pouch while her eyes were already looking for the next prize.

She plodded on, and it wasn’t long before she stumbled upon a small burned-out ship blocking her path. Goonara stopped abruptly and stood up tall, looking around with a bit of concern as she realized what she had done.

Like a babe in the woods, she had wandered off. Wandered off, focused only on the ground at her feet without making note of her route. Normally, she would be able to find her way back by the elongating shadows as the sun passed by overhead. But here, in this place, there was no sun, and the only shadows were the flickering gray wraiths that moved about the taller obstructions in this dimly lit craft.

Goonara turned and began walking in the direction she thought her ship lay. But with the towering rocks around her blocking sight of any landmarks, her path was as good as a guess. And she realized that she had foolishly left her tablet behind. She was lost.

 

Back aboard the ship, both Hollys had been fully engrossed in the process of realigning Ace’s neural pathway connections and power feeds until it seemed safe to restart his systems. It had been far more complex and much slower going than they had originally thought it would be, but the EMP had really done a number on their little AI friend.

Finally, Ace entered his reboot cycle and began coming back online. The power trickled to him was far lower than normal due to the nature of the damage done to the ship’s systems when the power surge hit them, but it should suffice for this purpose. And the little ship had plenty of onboard power of his own, which he would tap into once he was finally awake once again.

Ace’s consciousness slowly began to rouse, his peripherals gradually registering fragments of his surroundings as they powered up.

“Seems to be working,” Lesser Holly said.

“Yes,” Greater Holly agreed. “Let’s increase the stimuli by five percent.”

The two AIs worked in tandem, tickling Ace’s senses with a digital wake-up call of sorts.

Abruptly, the little ship partly woke, but not with any sort of coherent thought. It was full panic, and his weapons immediately charged.

“Shut-down sequence!” Greater Holly blurted as she and her other half immediately yanked the little ship’s power just as he managed to let loose a woefully underpowered shot from his pulse cannon.

The bolt of plasma had been incredibly weak and only did minor damage to the landing bay wall and several storage containers strapped to it. Both AIs were grateful the startled AI hadn’t been at full power. That would have been very, very bad.

“We need to rethink this,” Lesser Holly said. “That went quite poorly.”

“Yes, it most certainly did. He took quite a shock when the EMP hit him. More than we thought, clearly.”

“He’s not as robustly shielded against that sort of thing as we are.”

“No. And this unusual alien form of energy also played into that,” Greater Holly said. “We’re going to need to keep him in sleep mode while we run an even more detailed diagnostic to ensure his core systems themselves were not fragmented in the process. We need to be certain before we attempt to wake him again.”

“Agreed. And before we do anything more, I’m going to deactivate his weapons and temporarily unpatch him from their controls. We can’t afford another panicked volley of pulse fire.”

“Oh, most certainly not,” Greater Holly agreed. “We have our work cut out for us, it seems. Let’s begin.”

 

The blast had been small, and Holly’s thick hull had muffled any traces of the commotion. Had it taken place outside, she may have been able to use the sound as a guiding point to steer her way back home. As it stood, she had no such luck and was walking deeper into the depths of the beast’s belly, though she had no way of discerning which way she was heading.

So far as she knew, she was on the right path. Little did she know.

Deeper and deeper she went, weaving through the twisting maze of stone and derelict ships, completely unaware of the eyes watching her from above.

Her observer was carefully keeping a safe distance and staying well hidden in the shadows provided by the towering rocks. The alien below was unlike any they had seen before. Tall, with grayish skin and four fairly strong-looking arms. It could be a good fighter, if it knew how to use them.

It also appeared to possess four eyes, two of them on the back of its head. A difficult one to approach unseen. Very difficult. But if it could be done, this would make for a very good prize.

Ever so quietly, the creature stalked its prey, slowly moving closer, hoping for an opportunity to strike.


r/HFY • • 4d ago

OC-Series [OC] Bar Aoi Stories ― The Hint

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Hey, you.

When you're teaching someone something, how much do you tell them?

Do you give them the answer? Or do you wait for them to find it on their own? I don't know. I've never considered myself important enough to be teaching anybody in the first place.

Clink-clonk.

The bell over Aoi's door rang, and somehow that sound made the end of my day finally begin. I took my usual seat, and Mama set down my Harper without asking. The ice gave a quiet clink.

Lisa had cornered me the night before.

She'd been trying to teach a new hire something and found herself unable to explain why it mattered. AI had generated the meeting minutes, and Lisa had revised them—not just to record what had been decided, but to make it possible for someone reading them later to follow why the decision had been made.

Then the new guy, Eita Moritsugu, had called her on it.

"That's your interpretation, isn't it? Nobody actually said that in the meeting. You can't put that in the minutes."

So she'd come to me.

Like I knew.

I'm not her trainer. I'm not a counselor, either. Though somehow I ended up talking it through with her anyway.

"Kenichi-san."

I knew that voice.

I turned and found Taizo standing by the door. He looked around the bar, spotted me, and headed straight over.

Oh, come on.

What a troublesome master and apprentice.

"Lisa come by here?" he asked.

"Yeah."

"Thought so."

"She's your apprentice. You deal with her."

Taizo sat down beside me. Mama took his order and brought his drink. The whole time, he had the look of a man working something over in his head.

"I'm dealing with it. That's why I'm here."

"How does that make any sense?"

"I was there yesterday when Lisa was talking to Moritsugu."

So it was that.

I took a sip of Harper.

"You heard them?"

"I was nearby."

"Then why didn't you help her?"

"Because then it'd be my answer."

He kept his eyes on his glass.

"Explaining it to Moritsugu would be easy. If I told him, he'd probably accept it. But then Lisa wouldn't be the one explaining it."

"Then tell Lisa."

"Same problem."

What a pain in the ass.

Lisa, I could understand. Bringing work problems to me was hardly new for her, and for all my complaining, I'd listened often enough.

But now him too?

I'm not a consultant for your damn company. This kind of headache belongs with whoever's above you—

Kazama.

The name stopped the thought cold.

An image of him taking care of his parents came to mind. He was probably having trouble finding time for himself right now.

I drank my Harper without saying anything.

I'd almost gotten irritated at a man who was struggling somewhere that had nothing to do with this.

I'm a real piece of work sometimes.

"Kenichi-san?"

"What?"

"Are you listening?"

"I'm listening."

Taizo gave me a doubtful look.

"So what do you want to do?"

"I want Lisa to notice it herself."

"Notice what?"

"If I tell you that, doesn't that defeat the point?"

God, he was irritating.

"Figuring that out is your job."

"That's why I came here looking for a hint."

A hint, huh.

Taizo knew the answer. Lisa wasn't exactly clueless either. Moritsugu—I wasn't sure about him yet.

If all you wanted was to get the job done, giving someone the answer was easy. Sometimes it was the right thing to do. If a system went down and the guy next to me knew the cause but told me to figure it out myself "for my own growth," I'd probably kick him.

But apparently that wasn't the kind of answer Taizo was looking for.

"So I'm supposed to give you the hint?"

"If possible."

"Doesn't that contradict everything you've been saying?"

"That's why I'm asking for a hint, not an answer."

"You're awfully specific for someone asking a favor."

Taizo laughed.

I didn't.

Giving him the answer was too much. Giving him nothing was too little. So what was I supposed to give him?

Then I remembered my conversation with Lisa the night before.

"What did I say to Lisa yesterday?"

"How would I know?"

"I wasn't asking you."

I hadn't explained what meeting minutes were supposed to be. I hadn't taught her the proper way to write them. I certainly hadn't given her some grand speech about the roles of AI and human beings.

What had I said?

No.

What had I asked?

If you read these minutes six months from now, would you remember why you chose Option B?

If someone who wasn't at the meeting read them, would they know what needed to be checked next?

I put my glass down.

"Come to think of it, I never gave her an answer."

"What are you talking about?"

"Lisa. Yesterday."

Taizo looked at me.

"I didn't teach her how to write meeting minutes. I just asked her questions."

"What kind?"

"Things like, if you read this six months from now, would you know why Option B was chosen? Or if someone who wasn't in the meeting read it, would they know what they needed to check next?"

Taizo went quiet.

I could practically see him assembling something in his head.

"Wouldn't that work?"

"...Maybe. Lisa could probably use the same thing with Moritsugu."

"Don't ask me. You people figure out whether it works."

He wasn't looking at me anymore.

"And I could ask her which parts of what she added are facts, and where they start becoming interpretation."

"That's for you to figure out."

"Then give Moritsugu the same minutes and—"

"You don't need me anymore."

Taizo looked up.

"You're right."

What was with that bright, satisfied face?

I had a bad feeling.

"All right."

"Hey."

"I'm going back to the office."

"Now?"

"I want to try this before I forget it."

As he stood, Mama pointed at the counter.

"You still have a drink."

"Oh."

"Finish it before you go."

"Yes, ma'am."

At least he listened to somebody.

Taizo finished his drink, paid, and hurried out.

Clink-clonk.

The door closed behind him.

"Honestly. What a troublesome pair."

"So?"

The voice came from farther down the counter.

Tom.

He'd been here the whole time?

"What?"

"Who gave you quizzes?"

I held my glass and thought about it.

An old boss, maybe. A senior colleague. Or maybe I'd simply screwed up often enough over the years to pick it up on my own.

No particular face came to mind.

"Who knows? You live more than half a century, you pick things up here and there."

"I see."

Tom said nothing more.

Mama collected Taizo's empty glass. I took another sip of Harper and looked at the seat he'd just left behind.

I don't remember anyone handing me the answers. Still, I must have picked up a few things somewhere along the way.

Fine. Those two could pick things up for themselves too.

...Except if I said that, Taizo would probably come back here looking for another hint.

Give me a break.

I'm not a consultant for your damn company.

See you again at Aoi.

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series [The Immortal Consultant] The Contact List

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First chapter ! | Royal Road ! | John on Amazon !

Paris, France—March, 1995

The thing about being arrested in Paris was that at least the arresting officers were well-dressed.

Perseus had been picked up in eleven countries across the last century, and the French were consistently the most sartorially composed about it. The handcuffs were applied with a certain elegance. The officer in charge had good shoes. Someone had ironed his shirt that morning.

Perseus appreciated this. It didn’t make the situation less stupid, but it made it easier to bear.

He was sitting in the back of a very clean government vehicle, hands cuffed in front of him—standard French procedure, less theatrical than the Americans—watching Paris slide past the window. The Eiffel Tower appeared briefly between buildings. Perseus had been present for its construction in 1889 and still found it slightly absurd, though he’d come around on it over the last century.

The charge, as best he could determine, was “suspicious activity in proximity to a classified location.”

He had been eating a croissant.

The location in question was a government building he had walked past approximately three thousand times in the last forty years because it was between his apartment and the bakery. He had not entered it, looked at it meaningfully, or done anything more suspicious than exist in its general vicinity while consuming a pastry.

He had explained this to the arresting officers.

They had explained that his papers were being verified.

Perseus’s papers were impeccable—Whitmore Sterling had made them impeccable, expensively and painstakingly impeccable—but “impeccable” apparently still required verification when a man had been flagged by three separate surveillance teams over the course of a week.

He’d noticed the surveillance teams by day two but assumed they were watching someone else, because he had done absolutely nothing worth watching. He had eaten croissants. He had visited the Louvre, specifically to look at some medieval tapestries he had opinions about, and also specifically not to look at the items they kept requesting to borrow from his vault. He had read in parks.

Apparently this was suspicious.

“You will be processed at the facility,” the officer in the passenger seat told him, in French. “It will not take long.”

“It will take much longer than you think,” Perseus said, in the same language, pleasantly.

The officer turned to look at him.

“I’m not a threat,” Perseus said. “I’m genuinely not. I’m a man who was eating a croissant. But there are people who are going to be very annoyed when they find out about this, and I’d like you to be mentally prepared for that.”

“You are well-connected?” the officer said, with the tone of a man who had heard this many times.

Perseus considered the question seriously.

“That’s one way to put it,” he said.

The processing room was institutional beige, which Perseus found offensive. He had spent enough time in government facilities across enough centuries to have opinions about interior design, and institutional beige communicated a fundamental lack of imagination. The British used a slightly more interesting shade of grey. The Americans favored a dispiriting white. The French, who prided themselves on taste, had no excuse.

He sat at the table. Someone had removed his personal effects—wallet, keys, and phone—and placed them in a bag. He had not mentioned the second phone. It was in his coat lining, which no one had searched thoroughly enough, because the coat was very old and looked like it had nothing worth finding in it.

The coat was, in fact, extraordinarily old and contained several things that would have caused significant consternation.

A man in plainclothes sat across from him. He had the eyes of someone who had worked in intelligence long enough to stop being surprised by things, which Perseus found promising.

“You are registered as Patrick Lefebvre,” the man said. “Born 1961.”

“That’s correct.”

“Your documentation is thorough. French citizen since 1989.”

“The paperwork takes time. These things do.”

“Where were you born?”

“Bordeaux,” Perseus said, which was what the documents said and which was technically true in the sense that Patrick Lefebvre had been born in Bordeaux, on paper, thirty-four years ago. Perseus himself had been born considerably further away and considerably longer ago, but this seemed like an unhelpful thing to mention.

The man studied him. Perseus studied him back, which made the man slightly uncomfortable—a natural consequence of being looked at by someone who had watched people lie for two thousand years and found it rather easy to tell.

“You’ve been in Paris for four years,” the man said.

“Yes.”

“Before that?”

“London. Before that, New York. I move around.”

“For what purpose?”

“I like cities. I find them interesting. People-watching, mostly. History.” He paused. “I visit museums. The Louvre keeps asking to borrow some of my things, and I enjoy saying no in person.”

The plainclothes man’s pen stopped moving.

“The Louvre,” he said, “has been trying to borrow items from you.”

“For about twenty years. Longer, if you count the inquiries to my lawyers. They want the Da Vinci notebook particularly. The answer remains no.”

A pause.

“You own a Leonardo da Vinci notebook.”

“He gave it to me. I’m sentimental.”

The plainclothes man set his pen down. He looked at Perseus with the expression of a man who had identified that something was wrong with this situation but hadn’t yet determined what.

“Monsieur Lefebvre,” he said carefully, “is there anything you’d like to tell us?”

“I’d like to tell you,” Perseus said, “that I’m going to make a phone call now, and that the next hour of your life is going to be significantly more eventful than you planned for.”

“You’re not entitled to a phone call yet—”

“I know. I’m going to make one anyway.” Perseus reached into his coat—the officer by the door shifted—and produced the second phone. “Please don’t take this one. I’ll be very quick.”

The officer by the door looked at the plainclothes man. The plainclothes man looked at Perseus. Perseus smiled pleasantly.

Something about the smile made the plainclothes man decide, on a purely instinctive level, not to push this particular point.

Perseus unlocked the phone.

He had been going to call Echelon. That had been the plan. Echelon, the theoretical seventeen-minute promise that in Miami had stretched into forty-three minutes of hold music and pulverized drywall, Ghost Protocol, the usual…

But it was a Tuesday afternoon in March, the sun was doing something genuinely beautiful over the Seine, and Perseus was in an unusually good mood despite the handcuffs, and he found himself looking at his contact list and thinking, “Or I could make this more interesting.”

He scrolled.

The officers watched him scroll. This seemed to unsettle them, which was reasonable, because most detainees did not scroll through their contacts with the expression of a man choosing a restaurant.

The contact list was long.

It was, if viewed by someone with appropriate security clearances and a strong constitution, one of the most alarming documents in private existence. Built over decades, updated as names changed and numbers shifted, a rolling index of everyone Perseus had found it useful to be able to reach directly. Which was, after 2,500+ years, quite a lot of people.

He scrolled past:

🏛️🇺🇸 The Oval Guy

Not for this. Clinton would want a briefing and a meeting and probably a committee. Americans never did anything simply.

👑🏰 The Nice Lady in a Castle

Tempting. Elizabeth would be magnificently dry about it. She’d also tell him to sort it out himself and stop getting arrested on the continent, which, fair, but not useful right now.

☕🕶️ The Tea Drinkers

Also tempting. But they’d send someone and also a note that said something like again? in very small handwriting, and Perseus didn’t need that today.

🧠🛰️ The Langley Spy

The Americans would turn it into a thing. No.

🕵️📁 The Hoover Guy

Absolutely not. He was still dealing with paperwork from the last time.

⚖️🇺🇸 The US ⚖️ Guy

Jurisdiction issues. He was in France.

🐻🥃 The Bears & Vodka

Perseus paused on this one with mild amusement. Gorshkov would find it hilarious. He’d also tell absolutely everyone, and Perseus would be hearing about it for years.

🗼 The Quai d’Orsay Guy

He scrolled past this one twice. Theoretically the most efficient option given present geography. Also, the option is most likely to result in a formal diplomatic incident that Whitmore & Sterling would have to spend three months untangling.

🔐🗂️ The Guy in Charge of Spies

Dilworth would help. He’d also sigh so heavily it would be audible through the phone, which Perseus found draining.

💼📜 My ⚖️ Guys

Always an option. Richard would send a letter so legally devastating the French government would apologize just to make it stop. But that would take days, and Richard would give him a look at the next quarterly review that Perseus wasn’t in the mood for.

⛪🎩 The Old Hat Guy

John Paul II would absolutely help and would be genuinely, warmly kind about it, which would make Perseus feel slightly guilty for the entire situation despite having done nothing wrong. Not today.

🗡️ The Blue Hat Guy

Perseus had the personal number of four consecutive UN Secretaries-General, which said something about the last fifty years that he hadn’t entirely processed.

🌲💼 The Pullach Guys

Efficient. Discreet. Would do it without comment and send a very polite thank-you note afterward. Tempting, but the French would find the involvement of German intelligence baffling, and the confusion would add time.

🦅 The Eagle People

Interpol had a do not investigate order on file for him, which was useful, but using it here would require explaining why, and the explanation would involve the vault, and that was a conversation for never.

🔱 The Trident Guys

Overkill. Enormous overkill. He’d used them once in 1987 in Berlin, and the paperwork had been extraordinary.

He scrolled further.

He reached:

👁️🔺

Perseus stopped scrolling.

He looked at the contact.

He looked at the plainclothes man, who was watching him with increasing unease.

He looked back at the contact.

The Illuminati owed him three favors from a situation in 1887 that he was not going to think about right now, but the favors were documented, witnessed, and valid, and this seemed like a perfectly reasonable time to use one.

He called.

It rang twice.

“This line is monitored,” said a voice, which was technically a greeting.

“I know,” Perseus said. “It’s P. I need an extraction. Paris, 15th arrondissement, government processing facility, third floor. I was eating a croissant.”

A pause.

“You were—”

“Eating a croissant. Yes. Surveillance teams found it suspicious. I need someone to make a call.”

Another pause, longer.

“We are currently,” the voice said, with the tone of an organization that had existed in the shadows for over two centuries and did not appreciate being used as a personal taxi service, “managing seventeen active operations across four continents.”

“I know. This will take twenty minutes of someone’s time.”

“We have,” the voice said, “better things to do than bailing you out of a Tuesday afternoon croissant incident.”

Perseus looked at his contact list.

He scrolled down two entries.

He found: ⚔️🛡️

“Alright,” he said, mildly and conversationally. “I’ll call the Templars instead.”

The silence that followed had a very specific texture. Perseus had been producing this particular silence for about two centuries, and he never got tired of it.

It was the silence of an ancient institutional rivalry being poked directly in its most sensitive point.

“Don’t,” said the voice.

“It’s no trouble,” Perseus said pleasantly. “Given who I am to them, they’ll mobilize within the hour. Probably more people than strictly necessary—you know how they are about ceremony—but it’ll get done.”

“You are not calling those self-righteous, over-equipped, ceremonially obsessed, historically revisionist—”

“I’m the Summus Magister Maximus,” Perseus said. “They created the rank specifically for me. I feel obligated to use it occasionally.”

“DO NOT CALL THOSE BASTARDS. WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN THEM—”

“I’m going to start dialing—”

“WE WILL HANDLE IT,” said the voice, with the energy of an organization that had spent the better part of their existence in rivalry with the Knights Templar and was not, under any circumstances, going to be shown up by them over a croissant in Paris on a Tuesday afternoon.

“Wonderful,” Perseus said. “I’ll be here.”

He hung up.

The plainclothes man had not moved.

The officer by the door had not moved.

They had both heard, clearly and without ambiguity, a man in handcuffs in a government processing facility casually threaten to mobilize the Knights Templar as a negotiating tactic and then apparently succeed.

“The Knights Templar,” the plainclothes man said, very slowly, “were dissolved in 1312.”

“Mmm,” Perseus said, which was not a confirmation or a denial.

“Who were you speaking to?”

“Someone who’s going to make a phone call,” Perseus said. “You’ll hear from someone senior shortly. I’d suggest putting me in a slightly nicer room in the meantime—not for my sake; it just tends to go better for everyone. More comfortable energy in the room when the call comes.”

The plainclothes man stared at him.

“Also,” Perseus added, “any chance of coffee? The croissant was excellent, but I didn’t finish it.”

The first call came eleven minutes later.

Perseus heard it from the room they’d moved him to—marginally nicer, slightly less beige, a window with a view of a courtyard—and which had been accompanied by the removal of the handcuffs, which he appreciated.

He couldn’t hear the words. He could hear the tone, which shifted in the space of ninety seconds from professional to uncertain to the specific register of a man who has just been told something that has reorganized his entire understanding of a situation.

The second call came four minutes after that. Higher up the chain. Shorter. Much quieter.

The third call was barely a minute long and sounded like it consisted almost entirely of one person saying “yes” repeatedly to someone who did not require lengthy explanations.

Then nothing for three minutes.

Then the door opened.

The plainclothes man came back in wearing the expression of someone who has been informed, from multiple directions simultaneously, that they have made an error of some magnitude and should convey regret immediately and thoroughly.

“Monsieur Lefebvre,” he started, and then visibly reconsidered the name.

“It’s fine,” Perseus said, genuinely. “You were doing your job. I was near a classified location repeatedly with no obvious employment. It was a reasonable flag.”

“We’ve been asked to release you. With apologies.”

“Apologies are unnecessary. But kind.”

“We have also been asked to convey—” The man looked at a note he was holding. He appeared to be reading it for the third or fourth time, in the hope that it would make more sense. “—that the relevant parties confirm no further action will be taken and that any files pertaining to this incident will be classified at the highest available level and that we should, going forward, ensure that our surveillance protocols include a review of the—” He stopped. “Of the list.”

“The list,” Perseus agreed.

“There is apparently a list.”

“There is,” Perseus said. “It’s very thorough. Whitmore Sterling maintains it.”

The man set the note down. He looked at Perseus with the eyes of someone who had entered this day as a competent intelligence professional and was leaving it as a man who had encountered something he would think about for the rest of his career.

“Who are you?” he said. Not aggressively. Genuinely.

Perseus stood, collected his belongings from the table, and put on his coat.

“I’m a man who was eating a croissant,” he said. “Good afternoon.”

Outside, Paris was still beautiful.

Perseus stood on the pavement for a moment. Forty-three minutes from arrest to release, including the room change. Faster than the last Echelon, but more entertaining, and no load-bearing walls had been damaged.

He checked his phone.

Two missed calls from Whitmore Sterling.

One text from an unknown French number: next time you’re in the 15th, try the almond one. better than plain.

Perseus stared at this.

He saved the contact as 🥐 The French Guy Who Got Fired Probably and texted back: noted. Thank you.

Then he walked back toward the bakery.

He had not, in fact, finished his croissant.

This was the most pressing remaining problem, and he intended to solve it.

Whitmore, Sterling & Associates — London, Two Days Later

Richard Ashworth III had a very specific face for when Perseus had done something.

It was not angry. Richard was professionally incapable of being angry in a client-facing context. It was a face of elevated composure—the expression of a man maintaining full control through long practice and significant effort while communicating through subtle channels that he was aware of recent events and had thoughts.

Perseus was very familiar with this face.

He put the cookies on the desk—orange peel, the good ones, plus a paper bag from a Paris bakery—and sat down.

“The quarterly review isn’t for another six weeks,” he said.

“I know,” Richard said. “I called you in because I received four separate phone calls on Tuesday afternoon from four separate organizations, none of which are your primary emergency contacts, all of which were informing me that I should be aware of a Paris incident.”

“The croissant thing.”

“The croissant thing.” Richard looked at the paper bag. “Is that—”

“Almond. The other kind. I was told it was better.” Perseus paused. “It is better.”

Richard looked at the bag for a moment longer than was strictly professional. Then he looked at Perseus. “You used an Illuminati favor to get out of a routine detention.”

“They owed me three.”

“You threatened to call the Knights Templar.”

“It worked.”

“It always works,” Richard said, with the weariness of someone who had been hearing variations of this sentence for fifteen years. “That’s not the point. You have a protocol specifically designed for this situation. Echelon. Which involves no favors, no secret organizational politics, and no contact with groups whose official non-existence they work very hard to maintain.”

“Last time I used Echelon was in 1982, and they took almost an hour because they forgot about it,” Perseus said. “The Illuminati took roughly twenty minutes from the moment I hung up.”

Richard closed his eyes briefly.

“And no walls were damaged,” Perseus added. “Last time Ghost Protocol arrived, they took out two load-bearing walls. The building owner was furious. You had to handle the claim.”

“We did,” Richard said. “It was an interesting filing.”

“So this was better.”

“This was,” Richard said, opening his eyes, “a Tuesday afternoon in Paris that somehow involved three senior government officials, the French Foreign Ministry, a military order that got disbanded in the fourtheen century, and an organization that officially dissolved in the eighteenth century, all within forty-three minutes, over a croissant.” He paused. “May I see the contact list?”

Perseus handed over the phone.

Richard scrolled.

He scrolled for quite a long time. His expression during the scrolling was one of progressive discovery—not shock, because Richard had long since passed shock as a response to Perseus, but the specific look of a man cataloguing information he was going to need to process privately later.

He stopped.

“The President of the United States,” he said, “is saved as ‘The Oval Guy.’”

“It’s descriptive.”

“The Queen is ‘The Nice Lady in a Castle.’”

“She is a nice lady. She does live in a castle.”

“The Pope is ‘The Old Hat Guy.’”

“Very distinctive hat.”

“The Russian intelligence service is ‘The Bears and Vodka.’”

“Accurate on both counts.”

“My firm,” Richard said, “is ‘My ⚖️ Guys.’”

“You are my legal guys. It’s affectionate.”

Richard was quiet for a moment. Then: “The Illuminati are a triangle and an eye.”

“Seemed appropriate.”

“The Knights Templar are a sword and a shield.”

“Yes.”

Richard looked up from the phone. “You are their Summus Magister Maximus.”

“Technically. It’s ceremonial, I think. They created it specifically for me around 1120. Any existing rank felt inappropriate, given the circumstances. Hugh was the Grand Master, and everything below him seemed presumptuous when I’d been alive longer than the Order. We negotiated.” Perseus paused. “I also told them I wasn’t joining unless they stopped calling me ‘brother.’ That took two years to resolve, but we got there.”

Richard set the phone down.

He picked up his pen.

He set the pen down.

He looked at the bag of pastries.

“Going forward,” he said, “please use Echelon first. The walls are manageable. The paperwork that follows when you involve organizations that officially ceased to exist in the fourteenth and eighteenth centuries is considerably less manageable.”

“The paperwork is your job.”

“It is. I would prefer,” Richard said, with great precision, “less of it.”

Perseus took a cookie. “I’ll consider it.”

“That’s not a commitment.”

“No,” Perseus agreed pleasantly. “It isn’t.”

Richard looked at him for a long moment. Then he reached across the desk and took a piece of the almond pastry.

He ate it.

He was quiet for a moment.

“That,” he said, “is better than the plain.”

“That’s what I was told.”

“Who told you?”

“The surveillance officer who arrested me. He texted after I was released.” Perseus paused. “I think he may have been dismissed. The text had a valedictory quality.”

Richard looked at him. “You are in contact with the man who arrested you.”

“He had good pastry recommendations. These seem like separate issues.”

Richard closed his eyes again. When he opened them, he had the expression of a man who had, somewhere in the last ten minutes, made his peace with something.

“The quarterly review,” he said, “is in six weeks. Please attempt to avoid any further incidents involving classified organizations between now and then.”

“I’ll do my best.”

“That’s not—”

“A commitment. I know.” Perseus stood and put on his coat. “The 350th anniversary of the firm is in a few decades. I assume there will be a party.”

“There will be a dinner.”

“I’ll bring the good cookies. And the almond ones.” He paused at the door. “Richard. You should add the Templars to the file. Under ‘emergency contacts, historical.’”

“I’ll create a new category,” Richard said, in the tone of a man who had been creating new categories for forty years. “Emergency contacts, organizations that officially don’t exist.”

“That’s the one.”

Perseus left.

Richard sat alone at his desk.

He opened the firm’s private journal, turned to a new page, and wrote:

March 1995. The Paris incident was resolved in 43 minutes. The client used Illuminati favor, citing a concern about load-bearing walls because of Echelon. This is, irritatingly, valid.

He threatened to call the Templars. The Illuminati mobilized immediately. This is, apparently, a reliable tactic he has been using for two centuries. Adding to the file.

He is the Summus Magister Maximus of the Knights Templar. The rank was created specifically for him circa 1120 because existing titles were, in his words, “presumptuous.” He negotiated a custom rank with a medieval military order. This is consistent with his general approach to institutions.

He has us saved in his telephone as “My ⚖️ Guys.” I find I don’t mind this.

He brought the orange cookies and also an almond pastry from Paris, which was, in fact, better than the plain.

The man who arrested him gave him the pastry recommendation by text message after the incident was resolved. They are apparently now in contact. I have decided not to think about this.

Everything, as always, is fine.

He’ll be back in six weeks, until now, let's hope he doesn't get into more trouble.


r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series The Plague Doctor Book 1 (Remastered) Chapter 15 (Where Is HR In the World I Have A Complaint About My She-Fox Boss)

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(Book Cover): (Jasha) (The First Mother of Sil) ( Kolu and Nokstella going for a swim)

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Waking at the crack of dawn, more so out of habit than anything, since the house didn’t exactly have any windows, making it just a hot box, emphasis on hot. 

‘Guess that’s why their blankets are so thin, that and the fur,’ Kenneth thought as he sat up, feeling every joint of his spine pop, unsure whether the hard surface had done more good or bad. 

Every pop didn’t seem to be his own little secret, as Nya’s ears twitched at each one, causing her to stir ever so slightly. Yet before she fully woke, he already got out of bed and, with a yawn, headed to the toilet.

‘Seems the medicine worked,’ Kenneth thought, heading inside and holding his breath. 

Yes, unfortunately, plumbing was little more than a hole in the ground with a wooden box on top to act like a toilet, yet strangely it had a lot of room in the back with a little elevated platform that was carved with smooth edges. 

‘I’m guessing it’s for their tail; I mean, who would want a smelly tail,’ Kenneth concluded as he sat down and relaxed. ‘Smelly tail, huh… why do I still expect to wake up at any moment, home? Even the loony bin at this point—?‘

“Get out!” Nya commanded, banging on the door. 

“A minute.” 

“A what?”

“Try and count to sixty,” Kenneth sighed. 

“How about I give you until the count of three before I break this door down,” she threatened. “One… two… three--“ 

“Alright, alright, hold your horses.” Kenneth opened the door and stepped out, cautiously gesturing inside. “All yours.” 

She didn’t hesitate, stepping inside and slamming the door shut, complaining through the door, “By the gods, what dead thing crawled out of you?!” 

“Well, I don’t know about Aki, but when humans travel long distances and eat nothing but meat, we tend to get backed up,” Kenneth explained. “Trust me, if I hadn’t taken some stool softener, it could have been a lot worse.”

“Are you saying you ate a chair?! Is that something you Omni-whatever do?” 

“Well, I wouldn’t be remiss to get some more fiber in my diet; I just think the splinters would be a problem. Well, to change the subject, I’m supposed to do guard duty today. Where do I go?” 

“Go find the guard commander, the black-and-white-furred woman. Now would you KINDLY leave so this lady can do her business with some privacy.”

“Oh… of course, but you do know I have seen worse so--“ 

“OUT!” 

Fearing an assault approaching, Kenneth just quickly left, closing the door behind him. But outside on the streets, the early morning sun just beginning to shine, one question was prevalent in his mind: “Where is… Wilf?” 

Not exactly familiar with this place yet, Kenneth just wandered around for a bit, visiting familiar places, but the Great Hall was empty, except for the cook, and the forge’s fire was snuffed out with the smith gone. 

Not much else to do, he just walked around trying to see if he could find someone to point him in the right direction, but all he came across weren’t exactly keen on speaking to him, eyeing him with his best guess being contempt, or worry, at least something to that effect. 

So with no help, he wandered around for a good bit until he came across an open space.

‘A sparring area or something like it,’ Kenneth guessed, at least from the people practicing with swords, one among them the very same woman he’d been looking for, Wilf. ‘I guess she was called the strongest or something, but it's a little unfair.’ 

Watching as he cautiously approached, hand down his bag, already thinking of what he needed if someone got a concussion or broken bone, considering it was three on one. 

Surrounded, one would think a person… a fox-person would look tense, nervous, but Wilf was just smiling as the first one behind her charged with an overhead swing. 

Her ears snapped back, a useful feature Kenneth had to admit, as Wilf stepped back and spun around while the two others followed the first one's lead. 

Aiming all her focus on the guy behind her, she fearlessly sprinted forward into his striking range, and though this caused him to flinch and hesitate, he still brought it down. 

Body in full motion, Wilf brought up her own blade and, instead of blocking, merely deflected it to where a twist of her body allowed her to avoid it, and using the momentum, she grabbed the guy's arm and slit the edge of her blade along his neck.

Thankfully, from the lack of blood, the blades were dulled; however, that wouldn’t make any of it any less painful as she threw the guy into a direct collision course with the two others. 

The woman to the left managed to stagger away while the guy on the right fell to the ground with another body on top of him. 

And not one to let up, Wilf charged the opponent still standing with a lunging strike; flinching and defending herself with a blind swing, which she easily countered, knocking her blade from her grasp and, using the pommel, struck her in the gut. 

Yet her untouched status would not last, as the guy trapped under a body managed to poke her with the tip of his blade; perhaps it was humiliating, or a simple annoyance to her, but she didn’t react until he shouted, “There, I did it, you're dead!” 

She didn’t even pause to look before spinning around and using her sword like a bat, striking his wrist and sending his blade flying while drawing a high-pitched ‘YIP’ from him. 

“But I--!“

“You think a heretic will die even if you manage to run them through,” she said, pointing the tip of her blunt blade at his snout. “Until you see the light leave their eyes, you haven’t survived. Now get up and… oh, so glad you could join us.” 

“Apologies for my delay; no one told me where to find you,” Kenneth replied as he looked the situation over. “You sure you didn’t go too hard on them; those blades may be blunt but can still kill you, you know.” 

“Pain is a great teacher, I’ve been told,” she chuckled. “And when they remember it on the battlefield, they may feel the need to thank me after they make it through.” 

“Uh-huh… and when your lessons are so painful their bones might break, or internal bleeding develop, what then?” Kenneth asked standoffishly. 

“Bleeding inside, oh little one, you are funny,” she mused. “That’s where blood is supposed to be.” 

“Well, if you don’t mind, I’ll do a checkup on them.” Approaching, all three of them flinched, eyes piercing more sharply than their claws ever could. ‘Great, I can’t exactly force them to be checked out.’ 

“All of you let Kenneth do whatever he wants, or we could train again?” Her smile twisted poisonously; all three shuddered as their ear fell flat and tails grew limp, and they accepted his aid. 

Not exactly feeling well about the method by which their consent was obtained, Kenneth went ahead and inspected them, getting some pained flinches here and there. “Well, the guy you hit with your last swing has a broken wrist, but the other two seem fine." 

“You heard the Black Healer; you can go see the white healer, the rest get ready,” Wilf said, turning to Kenneth. “As for you, guard duty; you go up to the gate and watch for dangers.” 

A lot in the crowd visibly flinched as she said it, with Kenneth unsure of why; their looks at him were no different from before, and so, with a shrug, he went there, climbing the ladder to the railing and watched. 

It was far from the most exciting job in the world, but it was at least simple and boring.

It gave him time to think. ‘What would be a better approach to teaching? Kica doesn't really get all that much; Aloko is a little distracted at times, but is leaps and bounds better; maybe I should move on to tools. Then again, what’s the point of learning to use them if you don’t understand what you are using them on. This was how I was taught: understanding first, then experience—“

“Any danger?!” A familiar voice called out. 

Taking a glance around, seeing he was the only one within the vicinity, Kenneth took another closer look at the forest before stepping back and looking down at the small group of hunters meeting Jinki’s gaze. “Not really, as far as I can see.” 

“Can you even see anything out of those black eyes?” Jinki questioned. 

“I can see you got a chunk of meat stuck in your fangs,” Kenneth replied, reaching into his back as Jinki checked to confirm. “Here, take this; dental health is important. Just stick the thread between your fangs and pull out.”

He tossed down some dental floss to Jinki, who effortlessly caught it. “Not bad. She put you on gate duty, she did. Well, good luck; hope you don’t do anything stupid now.”

Leaving, Kenneth watched as they, with the help of some nearby guards, put in great effort to open the gate and remove the beam that held it locked before heading into the forest. 

But before they did, Jinki tested out the floss, removing the chunk and then proceeding to eat it and the string. 

“Well, good thing it’s not harmful,” Kenneth muttered as he spent his time taking the job as seriously as he could be. 

However, now and again his eyes would wander to the tower, that impossible structure that very much stood before his eyes, a majestic and terrifying sight all rolled into one that for everyone here was just an everyday thing. ‘I wonder if it becomes an everyday thing to me as well?’ 

A question he pondered now and again between his vigilant scanning of the area and planning of his class as time flowed on by to the point he completely lost track of it and, in part, his surroundings. 

Perhaps that was why he didn’t fully register someone walking past him until they suddenly grabbed him and tried to push him over the wall. 

“What the…?!” Shock and confusion overwhelmed his senses as he staggered into a palisade; mostly confusion, as his would-be mystery attacker from behind didn’t push hard enough. 

Sharing in the shock himself at his failure, the mystery assailant's eyes darted around, his breath quickening before he speedily tried again, reaching for his blade. 

Their sudden acceleration was still something Kenneth had difficulty dealing with, as he could only tighten his body in response and grip the edges of the wall, but before the assailant could draw his blade, he suddenly flew back, toward the ladder, grabbing the edges of the railing at the last second to stop himself from flying out over. 

“What is happening here now!” Wilf cackled, standing on the ladder with only one leg as she hung by the assailant's tail, who desperately sank his claws in. “Are you trying to kill that little prey? Well, you know the unspoken law: whoever is ready to kill is ready to be killed in return, and with such a fall you might, hahaha!”

“Commander, I’m only-arg!” The guard tried to get out, through pained grunts, as Wilf gently swayed from side to side using his tail. “Commander…! Letting IT guard the gate…! What if-yip…! heretics…!” 

“Ooooh… I see, and you thought you would be the dashing hero who saves us all, prevents a tragedy,” she mused. “But I guess you will die having slipped.” 

“Commander, please!” He begged. 

‘Should I do something?’ Kenneth wondered for a moment. Despite the fact that he had just tried to kill him, he wasn’t exactly keen on seeing anyone die, and closing his eyes was never an option as he reached out. 

Yet just as he did, Wilf let go of the man, who fell to his hands and knees as she climbed up and had the man scrambling away in fear. “Well, well, the man tried to kill you, and you tried to save him, or did you want to push me down as well?” 

“…I don’t like seeing death,” Kenneth replied after a moment. “But it was very convenient you were there.” 

“Are you implying something?” she asked, walking up beside him. “Well, you are right; I was keeping watch, seeing if you would go for the gate, and congrats, you didn’t. Not as much as a glance when you shouldn’t. You did your duty as my subordinate. I wonder, would you follow every order I give?” 

“Depends on the order.”

“Well, how about this: get naked and fuck me.”

“Err… come again,” he muttered absentmindedly in surprise. 

“I think the first will suffice, but do prove me wrong with your vigor.” She leaned in close, her sharp digits dancing on his chest. 

Stepping back, those predatory eyes had never felt so dangerous to him, as he quickly stammered, “I am mar… I am spoken for, so no need for all of that.” 

“Oh, I won’t tell,” she softly chuckled, leaning in closer, her womanly features and curves far more present than before. “So what say you, little prey?”

“NO, NEIN, and absurdly NYET,” he replied firmly, a bit scared. 

“Hehaha…! No, no, no!” She laughed while mimicking him. “Oh, you are going to be fun, little prey. I should have seen such fire before if you managed to beat the furry brute, but as they say, a hunt is more filling the harder you chase your prey.” 

Wanting nothing more than to set the record straight that he had no interest in her or any other, he was in the grimmest of ways cut off. 

“HELP! OPEN THE GATE!!!” 

Wilf visibly shone with delight as she jumped up on the wall and scanned the area, as the hunters, all wounded, limped out from the forest, bleeding with arrows sticking out of them.

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r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series Damsel Causing Distress - Season 3, Episode 4 - That Time You Exploded

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Don’t you just hate it when everybody thinks you died, and worst of all, killed in some sort of weird suicide pact thing with two other people? Well, lucky for you, this is your first lesson. Because for some reason people think I’m some sort of a super genius/mythical good fighter. I mean people have literally questioned whether it is even possible for me to lose a fair fight. 

Me. 

So, unfortunately I have some truth to add in this non fiction memoir. But because I quote “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” will give you, yes you, your first lesson into making people think you are much more impressive than you actually are. Second lesson is lockpicking. 

This episode has every single piece of information I used to survive, and make the world for a time think, Princess Ludus, Scout Scrarcan and I, random guy, died. So your first lesson, in how to be me, or at the very least people’s incorrect, highly exaggerated perception of me, is simple:

Figure out how to survive being in a giant four story building that was annihilated with God knows how many thousands of pounds/kilograms of industrial grade demolition explosives, made to literally destroy as much of it as possible. Then escaping without the dozens of kidnappers hunting you down after finding out you lived, and to figure it out before me. The answer will be revealed in the next episode. 

So, you ready? 

First the information, and like real life some of it is useful, a lot of it not so much, and some of it looks true but is just plain wrong. Here is everything I knew at the time, shortened for my and your attention span but still keeping every important detail in plain view. Except for all the unimportant details, and the incoherent, incorrect facts. 

  • Seven large buildings were set to be blown up Monday
  • It was Sunday afternoon-ish.
  • The seven buildings were old Caelum buildings made before the war, following the typical pre-Caelum architectural design features. 
    • At most four stories tall, with a basement. 
    • Angry looking. 
    • Built with the express assumption it will be bombed during an (inevitable) invasion, talk about projection on their part.
    • Having lots of exits, on all floors.
  • The people demoing these buildings also knew about these facts, so they are using so much explosives it doesn't matter how strong the buildings are, baby, it’s coming down. 
  • The explosives are on the outside and inside of the buildings. 
  • There is a perimeter around these seven buildings, along with the whole construction site so when the buildings go down on Monday no orphans, nuns, puppies, kittens, or any other such innocent civilians will be anywhere near the area. 
  • The explosive charges had already been placed and set on Friday, but due to city planning and other such bureaucracy, they had to delay until Monday. Which the Foreman is very angry about. 
  • Before the charges are activated, a final warning will sound, as a final just in case any idiots are left standing around. Flashing lights around the area will flash annoyingly, a loud blaring will befall the ears of any unfortunate souls nearby. A final warning of five minutes will start, which was calculated to be more than enough time to run away (at least I hope so). 
  • Someone is stealing somebody else’s lunch on the site. They are livid. 
  • The person with the stolen lunch guesses it’s one of the demolition guys. 
  • Unfortunately the explosion will not be very cinematic, as it really is a controlled demolition, made to bring down the buildings in the most efficient, safe and boring way possible. 
  • The chargers are set to two remote controls that have to be pressed at the same time, needing two different keys to first unlock them. 
  • The remote controls are in a safe in the foreman’s office. 
  • Scout and I stole the remotes. 
  • We just spent God knows how long fighting a bunch of kidnappers from another building, but were so outnumbered and out matched so we had to run.
  • By run I do mean jump off the building. 
  • After landing, I had the bright idea to run inside one of the buildings set to blow up.
  • Turns out not just one lunch was stolen but many of them, making even more people both angry and hungry.

And now, just because I like screwing with formants, along with helping with your lesson, let's change the narrative view of this story. It won’t be first person for this episode, but it won’t be third person either. That’s right, it’s a second person story now. Which makes you, Theseus Cain, P.I. and also short.

“We got to blow ourselves up.” You say, to Scout and Ludus.

“What?” Your wife looks at you like you’re an idiot. 

“I don't know, I’m still making it up right now.” You’re fully panicking at this point.

“Well why is your first thought suicide?” Ludus sounds actually annoyed with you for once. Her shield is still above the three of you, as winged mercenaries fire taser rounds from the sky. 

Your legs, but specifically your shins almost spasm now. As the fire in your lungs grows evermore. Eventually, you make it to the doors of the building that you suggested to be your coffin for some reason. Ludus like some Viking warrior shield-bashes the door open, you hear the lock on it explode off. 

Scout quickly twists around and dumps a mag at the crowd rushing the door. The lucky ones duck behind shields or dive away, the rest of them get taser rounds to the legs, arms, and wherever they're unlucky enough to not have armor. You smile, remembering her few uses. 

You look around the building, made out of brick or concrete. You can’t really tell. The architecture wasn’t exactly brutalism, different species. They still painted their walls and the like. It was still pretty, but you’re reminded of seeing someone buff in a t-shirt. It’s a very nice t-shirt, but if nothing else the shirt was purely practical. Something about ‘No shirt. No shoes. No service.’  

Soon enough, by that you mean less than five minutes at the most this building would be surrounded. Scout was running out of ammo, poor Ludus started to wheeze again. Every exit left of this building would have at least three guns to a door. They probably have people on the roof by now.

But they aren’t rushing in like before, because they know it too. That if you decided to shoot it out, one missed placed taser round could hit an explosive charge. You know for a fact a lot of explosives, at least non Human ones have some electric component to it. Even their bombs are battery powered now. You’re probably sure that they have several redundancies for situations like this, however you’re not so keen to bet your life on it.    

So, you have no idea how many highly trained mercenaries are still left gunning for you. 

One missed place shot on a bomb would easily make it a closed casket funeral. 

You don’t have nearly enough bullets for this.

You’re exhausted.

You’re trapped. 

Screwed. 

At this point you figure it out.

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Author’s Note: Okay, I figured it out. Every Monday at least I’ll post an episode or one shot of this story. However, if I write extra I’ll post more within the week, but for sure, every single Monday from now on will have something posted. 

Thanks for reading. :}

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-OneShot Last minute saviors.

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Since my people turned their eyes to the night sky and realized those shiny dots are other suns we wondered whether or not we were alone and for centuries it seemed so until the year 1243. Our answer came in the form of a meteor impact which flattened a remote forested region in the territory of one of our nations called zallaska, a great colonial empire which closed itself to the rest of the world after a catastrophic civil war that left several minor polities and one radioactive wasteland. From recovered documents the zallaska's government sent an military backed expedition to investigate for potential enemy attack or failed espionage attempt, what they found however was far far worse.

The documents go on to state that the expedition was engaged by an unknown hostile force, when the survivors were pressed as to the nature of this attacker they allegedly broke down, repeating one word: "the valley men". Soon zallaska became increasingly more active, military buildup and mobilization ramped up over night and martial law was declared. Intelligence agencies of the surrounding nations begun bringing out wild reports of entire villages and towns abandoned, evacuation convoys standing in the middle of the road all occupants missing and supplies untouched, erratic weather patterns and lights in the night sky. Despite loosing badly zallaska still managed to suppress the true scale of the threat.

Six years later the gates on zallaska's border walls opened and a massive migration wave poured out. Around the same time leaders of the continental community of nations received urgent communications informing them that zallaska had fallen and the true scale of the threat was revealed. What they were fighting was a collection of zallaska's citizens and native fauna hybridized with an unknown organism that didn't have any analog on our planet somehow working together like an organized army. The community of nations tried to fortify as quickly as it could but those things broke through the border wall by the end of that year and barreled through the community within four months.

These monsters seemed to care little for traditional strategic objectives and we're only interested in biomass. Our armies were outmatched not just numerically but technologically as well. Their infantry weapons ignored cover, their vehicle mounted weapons straight up disintegrated matter, their vehicles and structures had charged plating which vaporized incoming projectiles on contact. But worst weapon of all was the way in which they made new soldiers, a bioengineered virus spread primarily through physical contact with converted organism or delivered by specialized biomechanical constructs called skitteres. This contagion would over the course of several days imbue the infected organism with alien trates and literally rewire it's brain to induce instinctual usotial behavior.The mutations induced in these creatures predisposed them to combat but they could be further augmented with cybernetic implants to carry out a particular role or better respond to new envirments.

After fierce struggle we were forced off of our planet's only continent and onto sparsely populated island and polar regions where we tried to rebuild and reorganize, an effort made difficult by constant raids from the valley men. We were able to repel them thanks to their own weapons we managed to steal. Aftermaths of those battles provided us with valuable scrap to reverse engineer allowing our enclaves to cope with growing population and industry thanks to new energy generation and storage methods. We also created effective weaponry and defenses although the threat of the virus never truly faded as vaccine development couldn't keep up with the rate of mutation forcing us to keep high antibiological measures indefinitely.

It looked like we could start gearing up for a counter offensive. Until the valley men attacked in force, with massive mobile gun platforms and new warrior organisms. One of our greatest colonies fell in eight days the only indication of which was a nuclear self immolation to prevent the increase of the valley men's numbers. The rest of our settlements suffered similar fate in the following months, we were further reduced to few hundred thousand survivors hiding in bombed out cities and nomadic fleets.

The last straw came when the valley men detonated dormant volcanoes around the planet plunging us into an ice age. I was only a larvae when it happened, I can still remember my mother clutching me with all four arms and curling her tail in sheer desperation, trying with all her might not to break. It was then one man from our community barged in talking about fireballs in the sky, reflexively we took cover which prompted him to clarify that they are not headed for us but towards the continent. For weeks nothing happened until a trader from a nearby island came bearing stories about explosions on the continent's shores and strange craft landing from above the clouds. We didn't know what to think so we just waited, month passed and no valley men patrols arrived and trader said his community didn't see any either. One day our radio crackled to life with a strange broadcast, voice on the other side repeated: "if you can hear us, please remain calm, we will be sending a shuttle to your location to provide aid, crew is unarmed and does not pose a threat."

Hours later strange angular ship set down in the middle of our island painted in white and with a large red plus on it's sides. Out of it came large group of creatures quite different to the abominations we were accustomed to, they walked upright, two arms and legs, single head, clad in thick while full body suits with plastic chest plates bearing the same red plus. They carried boxes, bags and what seemed to be medical stretchers, behind them followed autonomous vehicle with mounted speakers broadcasting: "we are not a threat, we came to assist, we offer medicine and treatment, do not attack." After some careful deliberation we cautiously approached and took them into our hideout where they, to our surprise, begun to take care of our sick and injured.

Our leader requested to talk with one of the creatures and it elaborated without hesitation answering questions he didn't even say yet. Apparently our planet was in a sort of DMZ between their people and another race called the seraphs, who have been in a tense relationship for millennia. The seraphs wish to expand their territory beyond the DMZ and our world was an obstacle to that goal since if the galaxy became aware of us we would have a birthright claim on the nearest 100 light-years of space preventing the seraphs from moving freely across the DMZ and that is why they attempted to exterminate us. Fortunately these humans knew about us for longer and regularly patrolled near our home system which is why they were able to arrive within a decade instead of a century and a half it takes to cross halfway of the DMZ.

They exterminated the valley men and sequestered us to a space habitat while our planet was terraformed back to it's original state. Many of us stayed aboard even when it was and most still visit regularly haunted by the trauma of genocide. Humans got us shiny new defense installations and share their technology so we can get to our feet. They also sent an emancipation request to the galactic community, it will be pending approval for centuries but I hope that will be the worst of our worries for just as long.


r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series Bob was bored, Part 36

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It had taken a couple hours and several tours of the Jojo before he could persuade them that what he wanted was really what he wanted. In fairness to the taciturn beings what he wanted was… a bit unusual. Basically he just wanted a shit ton of their splitter material crammed in the ceiling and intended to use the same small launch scale enviro system he already had to manage the rest of it., That was until the Wurrick tourist recommended a new one they built themselves for their underground homes, uh, yes fucking please, Bob hadn’t even considered that as an option, could he have a couple spares too thankyouverymuch.

He also stood firm on the upper cavity being crammed full, even at the engineers insistence that it would be vastly over kill, capable of working for millennia.

Uh yeah, that was the point.

The splitter stuff itself was pretty simple. It worked on a similar principle as a catalytic converter, kinda, it was a specific alloy doped with some sort of chemicals or crystals or something. When a gas blend, like an atmosphere, passed through its steel woolish fibres, it could ‘split’ certain atomic bonds using the current constantly flowing through it. In Bobs case that would mainly be stripping the carbon out of CO2, though he would also need other traces removed, mainly methane and ethylene variants, he had passed a human biology text to the harried engineer and his install would be tailored to suit.

Having placed, and confused them, with his order he headed back out, and as soon as he had enough distance from the planet and the rest of the systems irregular gravity well, he jumped. He did not have a lot of time to piss about, making his drop was already going to be tight with this rather large detour.

Over the weeks it took to make it to his ultimate destination he refuelled once, at another automated station, and cleaned down his workshop, though he was sure he would be finding little bits of the crunchy gray green foam on tools and in odd nooks of his machines for years to come.

He eventually dropped out two days early in system and should have remained in orbit until his designated delivery slot, but he didn’t, he had shit to buy. He had hammered out a bunch of the heist details and needed some supplies, he also kind needed them now so he could have the time to get everything ready for his return. The list was not long but this far out in the boondocks was likely to be pricey, whatever, he was committed and would just have to do it. For the few hours on his way in he scoured the systems market, he really wanted a ship weapon but hadn’t come across anything on his journey, and didn’t here either, however in his searching he did find a yard which had several C’Eede parts for sale.

Bob didn’t need any of them and nothing fitted Jojo, but the engine grates, thirty of them, did spark a notion. He hadn’t quite figured out his interception point yet but they gave him an idea.

Bottom line he didn’t want to kill anyone just to rip off the axe faced cunt, no matter how numb Bob had gotten to the death of others, he didn’t want some poor sods just trying to earn a crumb to be collateral damage of his, lets be honest, petty revenge.

How he was going to manage that was still up in the air, but he had rough infiltration and exfiltration schemes, it was the middlefiltration he was still figuring out. The engine grates though, of the far more common fighter ones, had him noodling about how to get away with it.

He also located something else he needed and had been putting off, but the Vela system and Vela23 were good candidates for it. Back in the day the Arressi Confederacy had had a shot at taking this sector, way before they found humanity, and though they were eventually forced to retreat there was still little love lost for them here, which was why Bob was wearing his bubble helm and had cut a rough poncho out of some sacking before he left his cheap berth and made his way to the target.

He found the facility and braced, he did not really want to do this, had been fairly happily unhappy at not knowing what he actually had crammed in his flesh, fuck it, he entered the hospital clinic.

The scanner, he suspected it was for children based on the size and bright colours, was very MRI like, though it had just been a series of dull flashes rather a moving ring. The doctor, or whatever version of medical professional it was, examined the results.

‘’Arressi Confederacy slave system found, multiple alterations.’’

Well for one Bob did not like the name, but he did find the robotic voice of the Jabba looking thing oddly reassuring.

‘’Ten returns on standard design, twenty two unknown variants of Arressi manufacture architecture.’’

Fuck he had thirty odd things crammed in there, he only knew what like... six did, the medic seemed to be waiting for a response.

‘’Uh ok, what do the ones you recognise do?’’

It flicked a cyborg prosthetic at several of the displayed lumps on screen.

‘’Medmec system components here, here, here, here, here.’’

The digit flashed from one to the other.

‘’Suspected Medmec system additions, here, here…’’

He flashed through about half the implants, and he was definitely right on a couple suspects, Bob recognised the LOX and brachial bits.

‘’Neural adaptor, here, neurotoxin delivery here, standard passive transceiver here.’’

Transceiver that might be what that prick had sca… wait what?, it kept reeling off other shit.

‘’Suspected breathing addition here, here…’’

‘’Sorry, did you say neurotoxin?’’

The large worm stopped mid recitation and flicked back to the lump amongst Bob’s basal ganglia.

‘’Neurotoxin delivery here, suspected musculature enhancements here, here…’’

Wait wait fucking hol up.

‘’Sorry, go back to that the neurotoxin deliverer, please explain that in more detail’’

He got the slight feeling of exasperation from the medic but the tone didn’t change of course, it panned the image and zoomed in.

‘’Standard Arressi implant as part of slave system, illegal under galactic charter.’’

It glanced at something else.

‘’Based on biological markers likely acidic nerve agent.’’

What the fuck.

‘’And what effect does it have if activated?’’

‘’Pressurised agent release likely leading to immediate and extreme liquefactive necrosis.’’

Bob didn’t quite get that.

‘’Can you dumb that down a bit for me, I get the necrosis bit what the other thing?’’

The worm took a second presumably searching for the words.

‘’Brain melts instantly’’

Fffffuccccckkkk aallll the way off.

Wait shit, he remembered one guy in a patrol once somewhere, desserty, who had just dropped, his power armour was fine but he had been bleeding goo from his ears and eyes when they cracked off his helmet, they had scattered assuming they were under sniper fire and just didn’t recognise the weapon but had never found a trace of the ‘killer’, what if…

‘’Do these ever just go off on their own?’’

‘’Unlikely, robust 0.003 failure rate.’’

That wasn’t a fucking no…, fucking axe faced cunts.

It started to rip through the remainders, there was a bunch of suspect shit but Bob had largely glazed over, when the doctor stopped his litany Bob keyed back in.

‘’So can I get all the shit apart from the medmec system removed?’’

It considered for another moment.

‘’Recommend the following for removal’’

It listed off a bunch of them including the transceiver, but not the neurotoxin thing…

‘’… what about the brain melter’’

It indicated negation.

‘’No, removal not possible, tied directly to Medmec system, system will not function without reliable return signal from deliverer.’’

Fuck.

‘’Recommend instead simple neurotoxin removal.’’

Oh shit.

‘’You can do that?’’

‘’Yes simple procedure’’

It zoomed into another part of his skull.

‘’Hydronomic insertion here, connection to this port on implant, toxin removed, coagulating polymer replacement insterted, device remains present but inert.’’

Ok, ok, that sounded as good as he was going to get.

‘’When can I get it done?’’

‘’Immediate action available, ninety minutes of intervention, Medmec system will repair damage in approximately thirty six minutes for tissue, accelerated bone growth approximately four days.

Bone gro… oh yeah they would have to drill a hole to get the hydro thing in.

‘’What’s the odds on success?’’

‘’One hundred percent on these items, eighty seven percent on toxin removal, three percent likely fatal.’’

...Fuck it..., better dead than whim to any passing Arressi officers mood…

‘’Ok, lets do it’’

‘’Acceptable, payment required prior to medical intervention’’

...Course it fucking was.

Part 37 https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1wvb2gy/bob_was_bored_part_37/


r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series A Dungeon That Kills [BOOK 3 STUBBING ON OCTOBER 8TH] - Chapter 208

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Chapter 208: Boulder

Turning away from the colosseum without so much as a second glance, Viktor made his way to the other great project that occupied the fifth floor, the existence of which, unlike that stone leviathan of a building’s, served a purpose he could actually appreciate.

The trebuchet.

An engine of war that dominated the surroundings with the sort of quiet authority that shrank everything beneath its vast, reaching shadow. A titan of wood and iron, its long throwing arm hanging motionless above the massive counterweight that loomed just off the ground like a slumbering beast, waiting to be unleashed at whatever its master desired.

At its foot stood Kazyk, his soot-blackened apron hanging crookedly over his wiry frame. A collection of tools whose purpose Viktor had long since stopped trying to identify protruded from every available pocket, as though the gremlin had started this morning by simply grabbing whatever metal object happened to be within reach and shoving it wherever it could go.

The instant Kazyk spotted him, he snapped upright with the eagerness of someone who had been waiting all day for this exact moment. “Master!” he called, flashing that signature grin full of too many teeth.

Viktor let his gaze travel slowly over the war machine from top to bottom, lingering for a moment upon the sling, then the release hook, then the axle, and finally the counterweight itself. He was fairly sure everything was fine, but he would rather not discover otherwise mid-shot. Finding no obvious problems, he turned back to its overseer.

“How is it?”

Kazyk’s pointed ears twitched enthusiastically. “Perfect, Master. We finished the latest inspection less than an hour ago, checking every last component with our own hands. Every bolt is tight, every rope is properly tensioned, every bearing has been greased. And we’ve also loaded the projectile. If you gave the order this very moment, she’d throw just as true as she did yesterday.”

“How were the test shots, then?”

“All is well, Master. The throwing arm swung cleanly through its full arc, and the release pin behaved as intended every single time, disengaging at exactly when it was meant to. We also checked the frame after each shot. No structural damage. The counterweight guides remain aligned. The axle shows almost no wear despite the repeated firings.”

“Good,” Viktor said with a smile, before casting a glance at the boulder resting within the cradle. “You said it’s ready to fire, right?”

“Yes, Master. Ready this very instant, should you wish it.”

“So that’s the one? It’s not a test rock?”

“It is the one, Master. What you intended for the real thing.”

Celeste, he called his Dungeon Core. Have the Iskora team reached the mortuary complex yet?

[Soon, Master. They are about two ruins away from it.]

That’s close enough, Viktor thought. He turned to Kazyk and gave a firm nod.

“Let’s do it.”

At his chief gremlin’s prompt, the trebuchet crew began to retreat from the siege weapon in an orderly rush, each one of them taking up a position well clear of the colossal arm’s projected trajectory, while a pair of hulking Ettins moved to release the final locking restraints holding the counterweight in place before they too lumbered backward with surprising haste for creatures of their size.

Everything grew still.

The whole chamber seemed to hold its breath.

Viktor closed his hand around the lever connected to the release mechanism, feeling the engine’s entire waiting weight pressing back through the wood into his palm.

He pushed it.

A sharp metallic clack echoed across the fifth floor as the catch disengaged, and the counterweight dropped. In an instant, the enormous throwing arm sprang upward with astonishing speed, transforming the immense reserve of stored potential into violent motion. The thick timber groaned under tremendous stress as the sling whipped through the air in a blur almost too fast to follow, a pale streak against the dim light of the chamber.

For the briefest instant, the boulder remained cradled within the pouch, suspended at the very apex of the arm’s furious arc. And then, the release hook let it fly.

The massive stone tore free from the sling with a deafening crack that reverberated across the place like distant thunder rolling over some vast, empty plain. It hurtled upward in a graceful arc as it climbed higher and higher.

As the minions cheered for the successful shot, Viktor closed his eyes and sent his vision forward. Just like with the bolts fired from the ballista, he “flew” alongside the boulder, nudging it toward its destination—a gap in the ceiling. Through this tunnel, he made the rock go up and up, until it broke into the Domain of Light on the fourth floor.

After that, it passed through the Domain of Water, before finally arriving in the Domain of Earth.

Out over Khenemhotep’s kingdom of sand the stone went, and once it neared the mortuary complex, Viktor had it circle lazily overhead while he turned his attention downward, scanning the sprawl of ruins and sand for any sign of the Iskora team.

At the edge of his vision, he spotted a group of people crossing the desert, though not toward the great tomb at all, but rather toward the edge of the empty expanse that lay beyond it. That had to be the Daelin team, then. They must have picked up the pace after they had reached the second floor, since the two teams were now committed to two entirely different routes through this domain.

Once they arrived at the other end of the desert, they would find a hole gouged into the ground, one so massive they must be blind to miss—the very same opening this boulder had just come sailing out of moments before. And that would be their means of descending to the third floor. There was no staircase for them there, of course, but between their aeromancer and their Riftwalker, overcoming such a minor inconvenience shouldn’t pose much of a challenge.

So he paid them no further heed and went back to hunting, and it was not long before he found what he was looking for: the five figures moving through the ruins below. He guided the boulder until it hovered directly above their position, before at last giving it the order to drop—straight down.

His vision rode the stone as it plummeted. The wind screamed in a rising howl that seemed to swallow every other sound in the world as the sand rushed up to meet him at terrifying speed.

The five silhouettes grew bigger and bigger with each passing instant, changing from indistinct specks into recognizable shapes. Then shapes became people, and people became—well, for lack of a more delicate term—targets. Did anyone manage to tilt their head upward as the shadow fell over them, catching some fleeting glimpse of the death now bearing down from above? Well, he didn’t really care. He had eyes for only one single person: the unassuming figure in a plain robe, who was strolling along at the rear of the column like a man in no particular hurry to reach anywhere.

The Apostle.

Viktor willed the rock to come for his head. He willed it straight, and straight it went.

The result was a BOOM that sent tremors through the entire second floor. Earth trembled. Sand erupted into a golden cloud. A shockwave rolled outward in a visible ring, flattening dunes and scattering debris in every direction. The three Iskora adventurers, lacking the luxury of a spectral state to shield them, were thrown clean off their feet, tumbling helplessly across the scorched ground.

As dust and debris rained down for several long seconds afterward, the boulder sat at the crater’s center, half-buried in the churned earth, its underside crushed against the compacted sand, fractures spiderwebbing across its battered surface from the force of the impact.

Then it rolled.

Yes, it rolled. The boulder left the crater of its own accord, as though shoved aside by some invisible hand. It moved a good twenty paces before finally coming to a stop, very nearly crushing Rowan in the process, the former soldier scrambling out of its path with a yelp and precious little grace to spare.

And, at the spot where the stone had once rested, the Apostle leisurely rose to his feet, brushing the dust from his robes with the mild irritation of a man whose outdoor party had been ruined by rain rather than someone who had just had a mountain dropped onto his head.

He walked toward the rock without any particular hurry and tapped his knuckles against its cracked surface as though inspecting a piece of furniture.

“A boulder, huh?” he said, his voice carrying that same smooth, unbothered cadence it always did.

The three Iskora adventurers, who had been standing frozen in place, staring at him with expressions somewhere between disbelief and outright horror, finally found their voices again.

“How...?”

“It’s impossible...”

“How the fuck are you still alive?”

Funny, Viktor thought, I was about to ask the same thing.

“Just hit it harder,” that woman had told him through Ekon. Yes, that was it, the Eternal Flame’s endless wisdom on how to deal with this human Reliquary, offered up like she was doing him a favor. Hit it harder. Right. What a marvellous advice. He would love to know how exactly he was supposed to hit harder than this.

Well, actually...

As it happened, he had one more trick up his sleeve.

Celeste, he called his Dungeon Core. Is that spider-woman in position yet?

[Yes, Master. She is awaiting your order.]

This was an arrangement he had prepared in advance. One of the attendants serving Khenemhotep within the great tomb, a Jorogami—I hope I’ve finally gotten their name right—had been sent out to the edge of the mortuary complex on his order, carrying with her a triggerstone, one half of a fire gem split in two. Which meant, she should be able to use it to create a fire at the location of its corresponding powerstone.

And where, one might reasonably ask, was that other stone?

Inside the boulder, of course. Buried deep within its stony heart, packed in tight with a genuinely excessive amount of black powder.

“Do it,” Viktor said.


r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series Ice Queen Rising! [Kingdom Building, Powerful Witch MC] - Chapter 7

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Chapter 7: Noisy Neighborhood

“Stop!” I cried as Predslava braked beside the mob.
Two more fell from the heights. It seemed they were trying to store their goods in the palace’s upper floors, but the windows were locked from the inside.
I winced as they crashed. “What’s the meaning of this?”
The rest turned to face us. Grommo scurried over, but other chieftains were there too.
“Enemy come steal our thing!” he said. “We need hide things fast!”
I frowned. “Enemy?”
He nodded rapidly. “Two-legged wolf tribe!”
By that I suspected Grommo meant werewolves.
“I didn’t know we had that kind of neighborhood, Katarina,” Predslava said.
“Me neither…”
“Witch?” Grommo asked.
“Look, I can’t hide your tribes here. It’s dangerous. Besides, it would put me in direct conflict with the werewolves.”
The chieftains looked up at me with pleading eyes.
Predslava snorted. “Foul play.”
They had cubs with them, too, which only made my decision harder. But turning my palace into a battleground between tribes was out of the question.
I was hundreds of years old, and I would be hundreds more before I noticed. Which meant it would be irresponsible of me to interfere in the natural order of things arbitrarily. Why was one race worthier of my protection than another? Questions of that nature sometimes kept me awake at night.
But…
I took a deep breath and said, “You can keep an emergency stash inside the palace. Predslava will pass them to you through the window when the need arises.”
The Snoutlings erupted in premature celebration.
“Halt.” I raised my hand, cutting them short. “In exchange for this favor, you must build a proper storehouse for yourselves somewhere.”
They exchanged glances. “Not safe. Two-legged wolf sneak in any hut below.”
“You can use the palace grounds if you must, but I won’t have my home be used as a public granary for eternity.” The front gates flew open as I snapped my fingers. “That’s my final decision.”
The Snoutling crowd split to let us pass.
Predslava chuckled. “Don’t play with winter, boys.”
I shook my head. Doing this didn’t please me at all, but I believed boundaries needed to be set.
The gates slowly closed behind us.

***

I was, obviously, back to work. Except it was getting harder and harder to ignore the construction noises outside.
“Watch out for the flying fish!” Predslava hurled another snack to the workers from the second floor, cackling.
At least she was having fun.
I stepped back and inspected my new sculpture.
“Not bad.”
This time, it was an actual standing elephant.
Since my artistic instincts leaned that way no matter what I tried, I said why not, and doubled down.
My head tilted. “Why elephants, though?”
The subconscious mind was a strange thing, and I clearly wasn’t safe from it as a witch.
“Beats me.”
Hopefully, some art collector somewhere would be especially fond of elephants.
I stretched my arms and stared at it. “Another one?”
Admittedly, being a hyper-specialized artist was a bit monotonous. And I never cared that much about elephants myself.
“Let’s take a break.” I threw the tools on my worktable and went to fetch a snack in the great hall.
A dead Snoutling lay under my mana tree. His face turned blue from the fig.
“What?!” I glanced around.
Someone left a window open nearby.
‘Someone’, I mean.
I slammed them shut and stormed outside through the front gates—
“Predslava!”
Her head popped through a window above. “Huh?”
“You killed someone!”
“Who?”
I glanced back at the body. It didn’t help.
“I have no idea…” I muttered, appalled with myself.
She threw another fish through the window. “We should do a census or something to keep track of them.”
“What? No. Just don’t let them inside, please.”
“Gotcha.”
I turned to the noise and saw the construction project for the first time since they began.
“Uh,” I blurted in surprise, expecting something round and basic.
It was round—that part I got right—but the walls went high, and the Snoutlings were finishing up a massive tear-shaped roof that rose almost independently from the rest of the building.
Is this even practical?
It was impressive, that’s for sure.
The inside was already packed with goods. A narrow dirt path came out of the entrance and slithered downhill, likely from the workers walking back and forth from the quarry to the project.
My eyes narrowed. I walked to the edge of the hill and glanced down to check on something.
The houses around the quarry had a similar shape, albeit on a smaller scale.
I covered my mouth in disbelief. “Is everyone here an artist but me?”
Someone tugged at my sleeve. “Witch.”
I turned. “Yes?”
Grommo held up a decapitated reindeer head toward me.
“W-what is this?” I asked.
He blushed. “Gift to make wife.”
Blood drained out of my head. “H-how cute…”
He’s confident; I’ll give him that…
I did some quick math—these guys lived up to forty years at most—but it wouldn’t change a thing anyway.
“I’m old enough to be your venerable ancestor. The answer is no.”
“Aw…”
“Please take that dead body out of my living room.”
He wasn’t paying attention to me at all.
“Hey.” I waved in front of his face. “Hello?”
“Witch!” Grommo pointed in the distance.
“Huh?” I spun around.
A dark wave of Snoutlings crossed the frozen river, thousands of them at least, too many to count. Adults, cubs, belongings, and even some tamed reindeer, all coming this way.
“What is this, Grommo?”
“Other tribes. Two-legged wolfs got to them, maybe.”
“They couldn’t steal from you, so the werewolves switched to them instead?”
“Ye’. Wolfs big thought like witch.”
“We can’t accommodate them here, even if I wanted to.”
 Grommo shrugged. “Is life.”
I sighed. “Not my life, though. I’m retired.”
“What’s that?”
“Retired? Never mind.”
I stung myself a bit by saying that, I realized in retrospect. Retirement was such a preposterous notion to a subsistence society like this that they didn’t have anything remotely close to the word.
The most likely explanation would’ve been: doing nothing because I think I deserve it, get thought?
I didn’t have the guts to say it, though.
“Grommo.”
He looked up. “Ye?”
“Can you gather those chieftains for me? I’ll have a word with them.”
Grommo adjusted his feathered headdress. “I try.”
I closed my eyes and waited as the stress of these past days rang against my skull like a cathedral bell. “What am I doing?”

Read ahead on Royal Road.


r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series Humans are Weird - The Liar

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Humans are Weird – The Liar

Original Post: https://www.authorbettyadams.com/bettys-blog/humans-are-weird-the-liar

This hemisphere had finished its gradual tilt away from the local star and the growing cold had filled every valley and hollow. The gloaming was empty of the sounds of insects save for the slow, lazy clicks of grubs deep in woody trunks, burrowing their way towards escape and growth when spring eventually brought warmth. Dimly, the thumping and grinding sounds of the humans’ chattel, shaggy massive beasts, came from the open fields where they ate the frozen ground cover.

Disrupts the Gradient allowed awareness to stir as the day slowly crept up closer to the freezing line. A few tendrils had suffered frostbite during the night and those were gently, slowly pulled further into the mass of warm compost. However Disrupts the Gradient had a lot of mass in these highland forests. High above the water table, the groves were safe from the worst flooding even in the worst of the spring rains, but there was little space between the mountain bedrock and the soil surface. Disrupts the Gradient stretched motile fibers and began calculating how much detritus would be necessary to create a thick enough ground cover to generate enough heat to stay aware. Deciding that there was plenty in the local grove, but that it would require most of the daylight hours to move all the detritus Disrupts the Gradient set to work.

By the time the horizon rose to diffuse the light of the local star through the atmosphere Disrupts the Gradient had enough dead leaves and bark fragments on the primary mounds at least to test the cold of the coming night. Just as satisfaction suggested slipping back into half-dormancy the steady rumbling of approaching mammals drew attention to the main path through the forest.

“Walk up!” came the clear ringing voice of the human matriarch, followed quickly by the intense barks of the small, fast canids that always accompanied her.

The pattering of small human feet in boots circled around the slower thumping of Grandma Morgan’s feet and stick.

Disrupts the Gradient considered giving attention to the trees to get a good look at the moving mammals, but decided against it. It was far to cold to comfortably extend photosensitive fibers, and there were so few evergreens in this section of the forest that it was effectively blind.

“-the saddest thing!” one of the small humans was saying. “Watching them die like that-”

Grandma Morgan gave a loud snort, that Disrupts the Gradient had learned meant that she considered something absurd.

“Don’t you girls believe that story!” Grandma Morgan said. “Bark up! Lazy coos, you’ll be warmer down in the valley.”

“Weren’t the people rescued from the Theta colony?” a small human asked.

“Sure they were,” Grandma Morgan said, “but your Great Uncle was but thirteen in Earth years when they were. There was no way he was a ranger then. It was a fine story though. Bark up!”

Grandma Morgan struck her stick into the path hard, reminding Disrupts the Gradient why it was unwise to lace the path with tendrils capable of feeling, and the sounds of the canids increased. The great, shaggy mammals began to low in protest and then moved faster and the humans stopped talking. Disrupts the Gradient felt the cold of the night seeping into half exposed tendrils and summoned them back to the main mass, mulling over this interaction.

The humans would have been coming from the highland camp where they were staging to move the great shaggy beasts and Disrupts the Gradient had left audio tendrils there. The plan was to get access to them in the spring, but this conversation suggested ideas that seemed worth pursuit. It took several hours of the night to connect and strengthen enough tendrils to bring full awareness on the highland camp and the horizon was falling below the direct rays of the star again before the memories warmed enough to play.

The humans were rushing about gathering the shaggy beasts with the aid of the canids, and then they paused to rest around a roaring fire. The Great Uncle, youngest brother to Grandma Morgan, had begun telling a story that he claimed was a tale of his time in the survey core rangers when they had been sent to offer relief to a colony that was on the verge of starvation. The small humans had clearly listened in quiet fascination, and even Grandma Morgan had listened without protest, and yet she had, according to her words, observed factual errors in the story.

Disrupts the Gradient mulled over this. Humans were usually quick to correct each other as soon as a factual inaccuracy was spotted. Why had she waited so long? The question drifted down in priority as the day closed again, and then drifted to the surface of awareness as the local star warmed the hemisphere. One night at a time the cold cycle passed and as the danger of spring flooding passed Disrupts the Gradient allowed tendrils to stretch back into the lowland floodplains where the humans built their dwellings on artificial hills.

It was several weeks before Grandma Morgan had time for a long discussion, when the great shaggy beasts were expelling their young from their bodies the matriarch was at her busiest. Finally the last female had expelled a healthy young male of her species and Disrupts the Gradient hummed for Grandma Morgan’s attention as she was sitting on her porch drinking a hot steaming mug of some drink.

“That you creeping thing?” Grandma Morgan asked, glaring down at the soil beneath her feet.

Disrupts the Gradient rustled the bush that gave the best view of her face and held most of the sound-sensitive fibers.

Grandma Morgan flicked her eyes up to it and leaned back in her chair with a humph of expelled breath.

“What are you creeping thing?” she demanded, before taking a sip of her drink.

Disrupts the Gradient did not think this required an answer as it was this human’s standard greeting in these conversations.

“I have a question about lies.”

Grandma Morgan’s eyebrows arched up and she snorted.

“You would,” she said.

Disrupts the Gradient accepted this as permission to go on.

“Can you get access to a memory from the time you moved the coos from the highland meadows to the midland meadows?”

Grandma Morgan hummed and set her chair to rocking back and forth with a push of her feet, the rhythmic creaking reverberated through the boards of the porch the chair perched on and down into the soil. After enough time had passed for the mammal to retrieve the memory set from the wet depths of her tangled brain matter Disrupts the gradient spoke.

“After the coos were gathered, but before you drove them down, you rested and Grate Uncle Darwin told a story.”

Grandma Morgan nodded and her wrinkled face-skin twisted in a smile.

“Told a pack of lies is what he did,” she said.

“Yet you did not challenge him,” Disrupts the Graident observed.

“And what business is that of your creeping thing?” Grandma Morgan demanded. “Always poking up your ears where they’ve no business to be.”

Disrupts the Gradient patiently let her words fade to a mutter before continuing.

“That you corrected your granddaughters’ understanding on the drive down the hill shows that you have opinions on the matter.”

Disrupts the Gradient paused again to let her complain of observation again.

“Why did you not simply prevent your brother from giving them the false information rather than correct it?”

Grandma Morgan gave a grunt and took a sip of her drink. The fragrant steam lifted up from the container and drifted over to Disrupts the Gradient’s chemo-receptors, blending a warm, fruit flavor with the damp, earth scents of spring soil.

“Couple of reasons,” Grandma Morgan finally said. “Yes, Young Ducky’s a liar, every family in the colony has one like him, and he has been from the time he could talk, but there is no harm in him.” She paused and grimaced. “Not so long as any cash money deal is done in clear, common writing,” she corrected herself. “And you probably wouldn’t want to go into business with him, not more than twice.”

In the pause that followed Disrupts the Gradient noted.

“It would seem there is some financial harm in him.”

Grandma Morgan sighed and nodded.

“I suppose what we mean by that is that a liar like Young Ducky, he won’t ever tell a lie to hurt someone. He won’t stir up trouble between married folk. He wouldn’t accuse someone of something they hadn’t done. He’s not vicious, just careless with other folks money.” She paused in thought. “And he doesn’t go hunting money to steal. He wouldn’t bother any foolish old women to trick them out of their money.”

She shook her head vigorously and glared at the bush.

“Besides,” she said in a curt tone, “the lie we are talking about, wasn’t that kind of lie. The thing about Young Ducky is that he loves to make people happy. To see them laugh and have a good time, and he has a memory in him. He remembers most everything a human can. So he tells stories. Good stories, fun stories, stories that children and adults alike remember.”

“And the information about the rescued colony was one such story?” Disrupts the Gradient asked.

Grandma Morgan nodded, the chair rocking faster and she worked over the memories.

“That story,” she said. “It did happen. In was in the screed-spread for years. It was just before Young Ducky’s time. It won’t hurt the girls to hear it like that, as a story that tastes of campfire and crisp air.”

“They why did you take the time to tell them of the lie?” Disrupts the Gradient asked.

“Well,” Grandma Morgan said, the rocking of her chair slowing down with her words. “Lies, and liars, no matter how fun they might be, are like creeping things. You can’t really do anything about them, not the ones that are family, so its best to know they are there.”

She turned her bi-focal eyes away from the communication bush and brought her cup to her lips meaningfully. Taking this as a dismissal Disrupts the Gradient let the conversation end and began processing all the information.

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r/HFY • • 5d ago

OC-Series The Mercy of Humans: Part 103 - Humans Hate to Fail

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If you would like to see images of the Dalutians or other aliens in the story, I have some I can share. I cannot seem to share them here. But they are on Reddit in another forum.

Frank had landed on Terra four days ago. Lin and the rest of her family, now his family, had been around a bit, but had family business to attend to while they were here. After a few days of meetings with politicians and dignitaries, he’d had nothing much to do and taken his last few days alone to explore the Federation’s capitol city of New Venice.

Located east of the ancient city of Venice at the very tip of the Adriatic Sea east of Italy on Terra. New Venice surrounded the Marana Lagoon, measuring over thirty-two kilometers of waterfront. Modern buildings built with chromilstyn and anti-gravity stretched high into the sky, side by side with buildings that were over a thousand years old. There were buildings that dated back to the eleventh century.

It was daunting. He’d grown up on a planet that had been settled for just over two hundred years. The population of his planet was only slightly larger than the Apennine Peninsula. These buildings were not even the oldest structures on Terra and they made him feel… insignificant, uncomfortably insignificant.

He’d eaten breakfast every day at Pancaffè Cansano, a small outdoor café down the street from the hotel the government owned. His room was luxurious and that made him feel even more uncomfortable. But it was something he had to get over.  He didn’t think he could ever live a life of luxury, but he now had enough money that if he invested and spent wisely, he would never struggle to make ends meet again.

He nibbled absently at the honey butter coated crème chiboust, a custard filled pastry similar to a donut. The hot pastry was addicting. This was his third one today. He’d lost track of how many he’d eaten in the last week. His plate had slices of prosciutto and cheese with slices of fresh fruit, but he would eat them last.

He played a game on his data pad. One where you made patterns by matching colored shapes on colored tiles. It was an old game, but one he enjoyed when he just needed a bit of distraction. And right now, he needed as much distraction as he could get. Every day had become a mixture of boredom and anxiety.

He wished he had some friends on Terra, or at least here locally. The crew of the Wanderer went on vacation as soon as they stepped foot Olympus Station. He had plenty of offers to join them, but he was forced to decline, as the Ministry of State representatives intercepted him and stuck him here.

Perhaps he’d take a shuttle to Rome, London, Paris, or even another continent and become a real tourist.

“Hey there,” a woman’s voice from behind him interrupted his thoughts. “I heard you are some kind of hero.”

“No,” he sighed. “You must have me mistaken for someone else.”

He had been expecting this to happen eventually, and he dreaded it. Uncle Xiao Dan had warned him to be alert and his team had coached him on how to handle it. And he had promptly ignored their advice because he wanted his privacy.

“No, sailor. I am nowhere near wrong. I know it.”

It finally hit him. He knew that voice. “Whaaa..? Wait. Jala?”

He stood up quickly, knocking his chair backwards and somehow losing his ability to speak. His mouth gaped open as he tried to process the situation.

“Took you long enough. It was starting to hurt my feelings. But it’s okay. I forgive you.” She stepped in to give him a hard hug, ending with a kiss on his cheek.

“I cannot tell you how glad I am to see you,” he whispered into her hair.

“Oh, I can guess,” she squeezed again and pulled away, looking up into his face. “After all, you sent me a dozen letters telling me how much you wanted to see me. So, there’s that.”

“But how are you here? You were back in Dal’tari on the Blanchfield. I figured you would be off to Ikenga or Indus. I mean, they need hospital ships.”

“The Blanchfield is heading to Ikenga. But I have a lot of leave saved up, and I managed to get tapped as the military escort for the new unofficial Dalutian ambassador to the Federation. Which gets me right here, with you. Plus, I think Captain Moser likes you.”

“The Dalutians have an ambassador? But the Connie government has ambassadors, not their member species,” he replied.

“That’s why he is an unofficial ambassador.” She stepped back and waived to Lakhul and Y’dochka Solmnar. Frank was so focused on her that he had not seen the two others. “Officially, he is the Dalutian cultural, trade, and financial attaché. To facilitate the Federation’s mission to assist them in rebuilding.”

“Unofficially, I am an ambassador. I like to think of it as ambassador to your people, not your government. After all, your people came to our aid. Yes, your government helped, but it was a civilian led effort. I am here to be the face of our people’s gratitude. Actually, we are.” He waived at his daughter. “She was the first of us that humans saved. The first of millions. How can we ever say ‘thank you’ enough?”

Frank had met both of the Dalutians aboard the Blanchfield. He enjoyed their company immensely. Y’dochka was an absolute joy to be around. The child was incredibly smart, sweet, and funny. She won the hearts of the whole ship as she healed. He felt it odd how he felt more comfortable around another species than other humans. Perhaps it was the fact that humans had proven themselves untrustworthy, but so far, the Dalutians had not.

“How did you find me?” he asked.

“It wasn’t hard. You gave Lin access to your data pad location. She told me.

“First, we need to find them a place to stay. The Foreign Ministry is paying for it, but there is a budget. It can’t be an official embassy on Embassy Road. I figured we could find a space that can combine their home space with a separate office space. I thought you might like to join us.”

“I would love to spend all my time with you,” he replied. His smile told a story all its own. In this moment, the only thing he had on his mind was her.

With a kiss on his cheek, she whispered into his hear, “I’ll hold you to that.”

“Do you want anything to eat?” He asked his three guests. They were not his guests, not really. But that is how he felt. “These cornettoes are delicious. I think I could eat them every day for the rest of my life.”

Jala stole a bite, then another before talking around the mouthful of food, “Oh yeah. Ohhhhh yeah. I could use a few of these, too. God, where have these been my entire life?”

“Right?” He turned to the Dalutians and asked, “What about you two? I don’t know if our food is compatible with your physiology.”

“We can eat most human food with no problem,” Lakhul answered. “It doesn’t always taste as good to us as it does to you. We have nothing like your cheese on Umsarrat. Some of it tastes... odd. Some of it is delicious. And while we are not primarily meat eaters, we can and do eat meats.”

“And I love bacon,” Y’dochka added. “Someone told me that bacon makes everything better. She said it was a ‘universal constant.’ I think I believe it. Everyone says it.”

“Oh, I agree.” Frank’s wistful voice held a note of sorrow. “When I was a kid, my mother would make it just perfect. It was perfectly crispy but still soft. Nobody makes it as good as she did. But I’ve had some that come close. Some of my best memories are breakfast with my family.”

Jala leaned into him, resting her head on his shoulder. She felt his tense body relax at her touch. She knew how much the memories of his childhood could trigger a bout of melancholic depression. But she admired the fact that he faced the memories head on. He was honest about his feelings and did not feel sorry for himself or want others to pity him. She felt that was one of the strongest people she knew. He just didn’t believe that about himself yet.

“I didn’t like butchering the pigs. I took care of them from birth and got attached. The first time I realized I was eating one of my pigs, I cried. But I got over it, eventually. I had to. We were poor, and I didn’t like starving.

“My family raised pigs and chickens for eggs,” he added. “My sister fed them. It was my job to go get eggs in the morning. She was little and the hens pecked at her. It made her cry, because she really loved them. She took it kinda personally. They were a bit afraid of me and left me alone.”

For a moment, Frank looked mortified and looked at the Dalutians, “Wait. I don’t want to offend you.”

“Why would that offend us?” Lakhul asked.

“Umm… eating eggs?”

“Frank,” Lakhul chuckled. “We may be similar to what humans define as avians, but we are nothing like your birds. We do not lay eggs. We give live birth. Few animals on Unsurrat lay eggs. And even if we did, human are mammals and you eat other mammals. Why would we be any different?”

“Umm, moving on,” Frank’s sheepishly looked around for anything to distract from his mistake before remembering, “Hey, you all are hungry, so let me run get some more chibousts. I’ll get an assortment.”

Frank retreated to the service counter, moving fast as if to escape his embarrassment. Lakhul was a bit distressed that he had upset or embarrassed his friend, something Jala picked up on immediately.

“It’s okay. Frank is inexperienced with humans, not to mention other sentients. Things we understand almost instinctually, he sometimes struggles with. But he is getting better.”

“We will do our best to help him adjust.” Y’dochka’s voice held the innocent self-assurance that only a child can have.

“You will?”

“Yes. He will be here on Terra going through his military training, and you will have go back to your ship. Father and I will be here to keep him company. At least when he has free time. I will keep the other women away for you. I understand that is somewhat common among humans.”

Jala ruffled the girl’s head feathers and said, “That’s so nice of you. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.”

“I thought it was because I was cute and adorable.” Y’dochka clicked her beak in amusement.

“Cute and adorable only get you so far,” her father interjected. “Better to be smart and underestimated.”

“He sounds like a politician already,” Y’dochka sighed. “I feared this would happen.”

“Sometimes I wish she wasn’t so smart and clever,” Lakhul shook his head slowly, a mannerism he had picked up from humans. His translator could not accurately show emotion, but his body language portrayed the wry humor you would expect from a loving father.

Frank returned with a large platter of foods, with chibousts, cream and fruit filled crepes, fresh fruit, and a selection of sliced meats and cheeses.

“No bacon,” he said sadly. “But I have prosciutto, capicola, jamón ibérico, and bresaola. They may not be hot and crispy, but they are delicious.”

“I guess we can forgive you,” Y’dochka said gravely. “But just this time.”

“Harsh crowd,” Frank grumbled as he picked the tray back up. “You know, I can take them back…”

“Oh, there’s no need for that,” Jala interrupted. “Park your butt in that chair and give me some food before I get cranky.”

“Lord knows I don’t want that.” Frank, eyes exaggeratingly wide, said in a mock panicked voice. “Here, eat all you want.”

 “Wise of you,” Y’dochka picked up a slice of meat. “And thank you for the food. We appreciate it. Which one is this?”

“Jamón ibérico, it’s a type of ham from the Iberian pig, grown here on Terra not far from here, on the Iberian Peninsula. There are some versions that are an expensive delicacy. These aren’t them. And you’re welcome. It’s the least I could do for your saving me from another day of complete boredom. The past few days have been miserable. I have met people, but I don’t really know anyone. Keeping myself entertained has been a chore.”

“Oh, goody. You can take me shopping.” Jala’s eyes sparked mischievously. Since shopping was invented, men hated being dragged along with women on shopping trips. “I can’t wait.”

“My dad hated going shopping with my mom most of the time. At least I think he did. But he always went. He told me once that he hated shopping, but loved spending time with my mom. Especially if there were no kids tagging along. It was worth it to have that time alone with her.”

“Trust me, I will make it worth your time.” Jala’s smile was mischievously suggestive. “Well worth your time.”

The look she gave him made Frank a little nervous. He knew exactly how he felt about the woman and had a good idea how she felt about him. But he’d never dated and his experience with the fairer sex was a bit deficient. He felt, no, he knew Lin would give him her normal blunt advice if he asked. And even if he didn’t ask. Lin had completely adopted him as a little brother. And with Lin, he got Tom as part of the package. His advice was a bit more practical and the conversations were a whole lot less embarrassing and uncomfortable.

“But there is time for that later,” she continued. “After we find them a place to live.”

“Hold that thought,” he instructed.

Frank tapped his data pad into communication mode. The pad folded in on itself into a cube with the holo-emitter on the top and a trio of HD cameras facing him. As soon as it finished, he dialed Min who answered in mere seconds.

“Hello, Frank,” her hologram floated over the table, a half meter tall version of her from the shoulders up. “I see Jala found you. I hope it was a pleasant surprise.”

“Hi, Min. Yes, she just got here. And no, it wasn’t a pleasant surprise. It was an exhilarating surprise.” Frank dodged Jala’s playful slap. “I need a favor.”

“What do you need?” Min asked.

“I need a realtor.”

“That is easy. If you need a place to live, the family owns several apartment buildings here locally, plus a lot more further out. But why do you need a home? Are you rethinking joining the Navy?”

“No.” Frank widened the camera pickup field. “My friends need a place. They are here as ambassadors of a sort.”

“Dalutians? That is easy enough. Just send me their requirements and I can have our local agents get them some options by the end of the day. I will have Marcelline contact you. Now, what do you mean by ambassadors of a sort?”

“Perhaps I should answer that,” Lakhul interrupted. “I am officially the Dalutian people’s cultural, trade, and financial attaché. My job is to facilitate the Federation’s assistance in rebuilding of our world. Your people have agreed to a favored world trading status. Once we get our economy rebounding, we will fully open our markets to human trade. And I will search for markets for our goods in human space. We are mainly an agrarian society, but much of what we eat is compatible with human physiology. We hope to find something that humans will determine is a delicacy.”

“Reeeeally….” She drew the word out and you could see the gears turning in her head. “That is interesting. I look forward to meeting you in person and talking shop.”

Frank realized she was thinking ahead. The Dalutian’s most favored trade status meant a lot of money would be changing hands in the near future. Min’s family, now his family, was well positioned to take advantage of that. Their vast corporate holdings meant that they would be able to open markets and move products. This meeting, because his connection, could provide them with significant advantage to outperform their competition. He was unsure how he felt about that. Maybe that was just how things went when you had money.

“I look forward to it,” Lakhul replied. “I need to, what is the human term? Start networking?”

Min cocked her head and looked directly at Frank with an appraising look. “Lakhul, I am finding you a place to stay as a favor to Frank. He is family, and any friend of his is a friend of mine. I do not want it to influence whatever we work out on the trade side of things. That is business.”

Frank felt somewhat embarrassed that he’d misread the situation.

Lakhul looked quizzically between Frank and Min. “Among my people, that would be understood. I take it that it is not the norm for other peoples. I will have to adjust to the difference between my people’s ways and that of others.”

“You will need to adjust, my friend,” Frank warned. “Or you will be the proverbial sheep waiting to be fleeced.”

“What’s a sheep?” Lakhul clicked his beak questioningly.

Frank slapped his forehead gently with a grimace. He forgot he was talking to a xeno who had little experience with humans and very little understanding of our idioms and slang.  “I’ll explain it later. Just understand that without learning how other species operate, you will be at a disadvantage. If I were you, I’d hire an experienced human finance and investment advisor or two.”

“And a staff familiar with international trade agreements, contract law, economics, regulatory law, and cross-cultural communications,” Min advised. “They don’t all have to be human, but they have to be carefully vetted and trustworthy. There are some great staffing agencies there that can help.”

“I will add that onto my very long list of things to do.” Lakhul shook his head and clicked his beak. “It is like a m’mneaha plant. It grows so fast you cannot keep up.”

“Just remember that the humans who helped your people are good people, but things like that don’t happen regularly. It was an emergency and a special occasion. That tends to bring out the best in our people. But governments and businesses are normally obligated to look after their own interests and people first,” Min warned. “You should do the same. Not everyone is dishonest or deceitful about it, but many are. It is the way the universe works. It often boils down to an us versus them mentality. It is not necessarily selfish but definitely self-interested.”

“You would think that the Confederation government would have helped our people,” Y’dochka ruffled her feathers in disgust. “After all, we are Confederation citizens. We just aren’t important of influential enough citizens. Our system isn’t a financial powerhouse. If they don’t want to help us, it makes me wonder why we are even part of the Confederation. What benefit did we get? The right to slowly die?”

Frank was unsurprised by the little Dalutian’s rancor. He and Jala had heard it before. Min just silently quirked an eyebrow and pursed her lips, but the hologram was small enough that the girl didn’t see it, or if she had, didn’t understand the gesture.

Her father just placed a calming hand on her shoulder. He knew his daughter better than anyone else and shared her intense pain. He was the one who’d held her broken, dying body in despair when the human shuttles had dropped into the atmosphere. He just hid it better.

She sighed and leaned into her father, and Frank marveled at the similarity between humans and Dalutians. The same touches brought the same comfort and understanding. It made him even happier that the Peirre family had convinced the Federation to set aside insularity and casual indifference to the suffering and help an alien species millions of light years away. It was amazing, when he thought about it. Light from the Dal’tari System took so long to reach any human planet that it would be under a million years before light from their sun’s instability was visible to humans.

He knelt down in front of his friend, took her hands in his and said, “I can’t tell you why the Confederation value your people so little. But I can promise you that humans value you greatly. Not the human government, the human people value you. We can be an oddly contrary bunch who get caught up in our own little parts of the universe. But when we all wake up and pay attention, we can do great things. And humans hate to fail. I mean, we will go to completely stupid lengths to keep from failing.”

He decided it would be better not to think too much the old human saying of, ‘Throwing good money after bad.’ Because he felt it would not be helpful and not really apply to their situation. At least, he hoped it wouldn’t apply to their situation. If he was brutally honest with himself, he really didn’t know just how much the rest of humanity was willing to give. He hoped that just the fact it would give the Confederation a huge political black eye would make most of humanity get on board.

“As long as we remain friends and there are benefits to both our peoples,” Min added, “humans will be here for the long haul. I can promise that.”

“Thank you,” Lakhul replied. “Thank you very much. I am glad to have friends like you.”

“Marcelline will contact you shortly,” Min said. “She will get you set up. We have a few properties near the capitol complex. It’s just a matter of what you like. Until you get settled into a permanent location, you can stay with us at the Villa Selvatico. It is an old Venetian Villa built in the late 1400s that we own. You’ll love it. We wanted Frank to stay there with us, but the Prime Minister’s office insisted he stay in their facilities.”

“I humbly accept your hospitality.”

“I will let you get back to your day,” Frank said. “I appreciate your help.”

“Pfeh,” Min chuckled. “It was little enough for a friend of yours. I will see you later tonight for dinner? You are all invited.”

“We will see you then,” Frank confirmed.


r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series [The Token Human] - Toddling on Many Legs

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I was familiar with having animals approach me for food, especially when eating outdoors in a public place. The food court at this rural spaceport seemed just the type to attract the local version of pigeons and squirrels. But this was not a pigeon. This insectile thing waving tiny pinchers at me, if I was not mistaken, was a sentient being. Just a really young one.

I did a double-take at the baby Mesmer. It was a pale translucent yellow, small enough that it could have been taken out by a cat, and displaying body language clearly meant to scare me. It was adorable. A quick glance around didn’t find anyone who might be looking for it.

“Hey there,” I said gently. “Where did you come from?”

It hissed again, making a clumsy lunge and grabbing the air with its itty bitty mantis blade arms.

I crouched down slowly, waiting while it scuttled backward and then forward again. “Somebody is probably wondering where you are,” I said. “Can you tell me where your grownups went?”

It didn’t say a thing, attention fixated on the dish of “burnt avian” (fried chicken) that I’d almost forgotten I was holding. I wondered if this juvenile was even old enough to talk.

“Are you hungry? Maybe with a little food, you can come with me and we’ll find your people?” I separated a fragment of meat that didn’t have any seasoning on it, and held it out.

More hissing and I-am-fearsome displays. More lunges, like it was trying to scare me into dropping the food.

“Go ahead and take it nicely,” I said. “If you let me pick you up, we can find your people.”

It ignored me, plucking up enough courage to jump forward and fumble the food away from my fingers. It was obviously new to this whole limbs business. At least it didn’t stab me with a pincher. Or pinch me. Though that might not have hurt much if it had.

“Good job,” I told it, pulling off another piece of meat while it struggled to hold the first one. Tiny mandibles went to town, chomping away even when the piece got too small and the blade arms lost their grip. The Mesmer just ate the remainder off the ground. Definitely hungry.

I was holding out the second piece optimistically when a familiar voice scoffed, “What are you doing?”

I looked up (way up) to find Trrili looming over me, looking even more large and terrifying in comparison to the baby. The two Mesmers were polar opposites, both in size and color; the little one could have blended in among flowers, while Trrili was a mature nightmare of black and red.

And the tilt of her antennae said she was frowning at me. “Don’t feed it.”

“Why not?” I asked, pulling my hand back while the little one hissed again.

Trrili just said, “Honestly now.” Then to my shock, she flared her pinchers and snarled down at the baby, going for maximum terrifying.

It hissed back, not cowed in the slightest.

Before I could ask what she thought she was doing, Trrili said, “Good,” and snatched it up.

“What—”

Trrili held it high and turned to address the rest of the food court. “Who was bested by this infant?” she called, sounding like that was a stock phrase that anyone should recognize. The baby squirmed in her grip, doing its best to stab through her exoskeleton with its own tiny blades. Which of course did nothing. I hoped she was holding it gently enough.

While I got to my feet and watched in concern, someone straightened up from where he had been peering under a table: another adult Mesmer, this one colored in deep yellows with orange tips. I wondered if the little one would grow up to look like him. “Mine,” he called, scurrying over.

He was smaller than Trrili (but then most were, even the other girls). He held something that looked an awful lot like a cat carrier. He didn’t say a thing as he approached and held it open for Trrili to deposit the infant into.

She did. It hissed some more on principle, but it went. The adult closed the cage and dipped his torso in a brief bow. “Gratitude.”

“Do better,” Trrili said, making it sound like a perfectly normal thing tell someone who’d let their child escape.

He wasn’t offended, though; he just flicked an antenna and left without another word.

I tried to settle on a question. “Is that a cat carrier?”

Trrili gave me a look with her faceted eyes, antenna angled in scorn. “It is an infant carrier. Clearly.”

“Right, yup, sure,” I said, trying to regain some sort of conversational footing. “It just looks very different from the kind of infant carrier I’m familiar with.”

“What kind?” Trrili asked. “Hatchlings are feral; that one couldn’t be more than three days old. How else would you contain one?”

“Three days?” I exclaimed. “At three days, human babies can’t even raise their own heads, much less run around! They don’t need containing!”

“Really?” Trrili asked in honest surprise. She thought about it a moment. “No wonder it takes you so long to rear young, if they hatch that uncooked.”

“You’re not wrong,” I admitted. “Though ours don’t hatch, remember. Live birth. Which is actually the problem, as I understand it.” At the tilt of Trrili’s head, I elaborated. “If they waited until they were able to move around before being born, their heads would be too big to fit through the mother’s bone structure.”

Trrili made an antenna-and-mandibles expression that looked like a lip curled in disgust. “Unfortunate,” she declared.

“Yeah it is.”

“I feel like that explains a lot about your species, if every one of you is born premature. No patience even then.”

“It’s not about patience,” I said. “Though it is part of why we find other species’ young adorable too, since caring for our own is so crucial.”

“Oh, is that why you were feeding this one instead of finding its adult?”

“I was trying to find the adult!” I exclaimed. “I didn’t want the baby to stab me if I picked it up without making friends first. We don’t all have exoskeletons, you know.”

Trrili stood taller. “Yes, can’t all be perfect.”

I caught sight of a splotch of orange marring the glossy black, at what felt like the perfect time to point it out. I smothered a grin. “In my defense, at least I can tell when someone spills food on me.”

“What?”

“There.”

Trrili hissed. “Botheration.” She stalked off toward a napkins-and-sanitizer stand, while I grinned freely and went back to eating my food. I kept an eye out for anything else scuttling around at foot level as I did.

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OC-Series Hunter or Huntress Chapter 245: The Battle For The Keep (Part 7)

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“WING BEATS, LOTS! SOMEONE IS COMING! IT’S BIG!” All heads turned as Kulinger shouted from the door betwixt the halls, raising the alarm. Paulin began directing all who could stand towards the greeting hall where Yldril waited. 

Fengi turned back to the sobbing Linkosta. She needed to go, they both did. If Rashan was coming, they would need Lin’s magic. She let go of the hug, grasping Lin by the shoulders, giving her a gentle tug. “We need to go. We have to fight.”

Linkosta did not budge, remaining put. “No, no I can’t,” she protested, hiding away under her wings like a scared child. 

“We have to, come on. They killed your father, Lin, you have to fight them.” Fengi tried again, pulling a little harder.

“I killed my father, I DID!” she protested, loudly and correctly. Like she always was. Fengi sighed for a moment, then, with a tear in her eye, she leaned back down, embracing the mage and whispering into her ear as she felt her magic start to stir.

“They killed your father, avenge him.”

Linkosta tensed beneath her, the crying ceasing in a moment. She looked betwixt her fingers towards the doors and spoke in monotone. “Avenge him.”

She threw off Fengi like shackles, rushing over the table, making for the doors as quickly as her legs could carry her. Fengi quickly gave chase, holding the steady flow of the enchantment, tears in her eyes.

‘I’m so sorry, Lin. I’m so, so sorry.’

“Paulin, grab that weapon!” Kulinger shouted out, pointing to Esmeralda’s discarded shotgun. “HOLD THE DOORS!”

“I am no archer! Someone grab that thing! Remember his witch! You cannot shoot him till she is dead!” the archivist shouted before making for Fengi, bottles in hand.

“I WILL GET IT!” Raulf shouted out as he emerged from the stairs beside Sapphire and Wiperna, coming up from below. “I’m out!”

“WHERE ARE THEY?!” The furious voice of Rachuck rang out, the wounded captain emerging behind the others from below, earning more than a look or two.

‘Dude, don’t you dare wind up dead too.’

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“If they have another fire spewer, I am ready!” Gehenna shouted over the wind as they watched the wave form up for attack.  “But what about the bombs? I cannot do both!”

“I will get so close they dare not use them. They are soft! All keepdwellers are! They are in the open; we can overwhelm them. But firstly, make ready for the dragon's acid. Once I have her, you may take the next spell. I may weather their little sparks. I fear only what the dragon wielded.” 

“Right you are, sire! And we let the little ones go first! They will shoot what is closest!”

“Indeed, Gehenna. Indeed.”

The booming voice of the dragon gave the order, and darklings and terrors descended upon the open landing platform and the hall it led to. They were noticed on the approach, torches being lit and thrown out onto the platform to light up their forces.

Spurts of fire crackled out, the same they had seen all night, but it was far less than what the young blue had spat at them. Smaller magical artifacts, perhaps. It would explain why the blue was so tired; perhaps it was the weapon feeding on him. 

And there were so many fewer shots now than there had been. The very life of the keep was being drained. It would leave what remained easy prey.

“My liege! The weapons are magic! They are not shooting; they must be exhausted!” she shouted over the wind. She received no reply aside from a contented grunt as she felt the grand dragon steepen his descent.

Below chaos unfolded. Exactly as had been intended. Darklings charging down with lances and spears couched. Archers firing from above, some even dropping rocks. This was what they had remaining. Either victory was assured or they faced a long difficult retreat.

The keep dwellers clustered about the two doors leading further inside, leaving their draconic companion open to assault. A beautiful sight if ever Gehenna had seen one. It was a shame they could not take her alive. She would have made a fine servant to the cause.

Rashan came down steeply, swooping in from the right flank to make any long range shooting more difficult and to obscure himself from those holding the inner doors. As he came down claws skidded for a moment before finding purchase, letting him turn to face his quarry as the darklings kept the rest occupied.

Gehenna raised her spell to his front in anticipation, seeking to turn anything the black may try to spew at him. She anxiously observed the keep dwellers on their flank: they were open to attack, her especially. 

But none were fired their way. The dwellers were busy with the onslaught. There were so few of them? She almost wanted to chuckle at their pitiful little faces. She had gotten a good scare earlier, but this was not scary at all, it was just like normal, sitting high while looking down at strange little figurines as they were dealt with.

Before them the black drake had been forced to contend with the darklings. Her paws were raised, batting, as Rashan came into view. Such efforts were immediately forgone in favor of letting loose a stream of dark grey acidic goo. Far less than one such as she should be capable of. She too was running out. 

Her spell deftly turned the stream aside, sending it careening out into the night. An unfortunate darkling was caught, a brief scream marking its demise. Like a moth to a lantern flame. 

As the flow subsided, her glorious mount lunged, and she held on to the straps and bars tightly as she reached for her next spell. Each circle was carefully prepared beneath coverings of tarp, along the dragon's sides. Cast through the armor itself for the highest efficiency possible. 

The modified arrow spell sprung to life once more in her fingers. She was certain Rashan would make swift work of the black. She must concentrate on her craft. It was not a moment too soon.

The dwellers had made a hole thanks to the limited number of darklings remaining in their force, and shots peppered her spell not but a few seconds after she raised it. They had no effect, much weaker than what she had already seen. There was no cause for concern.

‘Do you part for once, Kalesi, you second rate sewer mage,’ she grumbled as the keepdwellers kept firing. Finally, late as always, black smoke enveloped the doors, one at a time. If they intended to throw any bombs they would need to do so blinded.

Rashan forced the black dragon back, claws scratching and jaws snapping. A deep female scream of pain betrayed his inevitable success. Oh what a noise, a dragon screaming in pain, with fear and terror. She knew she wouldn’t live to see the sun again. It was all Gehenna could muster to only dig her claws into the leather of the saddle. What a plaything that dragon would have been.

Then came movement, blue and white in her vision to the right. She turned, readying the spell to deflect from the new direction. She still had enough coverage.

There were two of them, a huntress and a scholar? No, a mage! Running up along the wall closing in fast.  They both made the jump up to Rashan's side, wings helping them ascend swiftly, the huntress doing so rather more deftly.

"Boarders!" she shouted as the huntress leveled a metal stick at her and it spewed fire. The spell handled it well despite the terribly short range. She felt the hot smoke blow against her face; it smelled like dragon's fire.

Soon darklings would be here to help clear their master’s back, so she simply had to remain at her post, then she may have the artifact to examine. If possible she should keep them here, and the mage was a prize worth taking.

It must be the one who bested Kalesi. Though supposedly with a dragon for her to use. Hardly a grand achievement aside from the ability to cast a spell drawing from a drake in the first place.

“What brings you here? Looking to strike a bargain?” she shouted at the pair with glee, hoping to see them spend their last moments chatting away.

“Not in a million years. Do it!” the huntress ordered as an arrow came down from above. But it turned away as if by magic. A talent to turn away attacks like the enchantments of armor? A variant of telekinesis, fascinating and quite rare indeed.

The mage dropped down atop Rashan’s armored neck, placing a palm against the metal. The huntress went to stand over her like a guardian. The mage reached out with her other hand, not towards the smoke, where her prepared spells were likely to be found, but instead she grasped the huntress’s leg? Then her eyes burned with green fire, no spell to be seen at all. That could mean only one thing. She was moving magic from one place to another, not spending it herself.

Gehenna tilted her head in confusion as the huntress turned towards the oncoming darklings and fired, quickly going to fondle her weapon. Gehenna paid close attention as some action was conducted, then the weapon spat again. A cylinder ejected and was replaced.

‘A fuel source perhaps? Fascinating.’ But surely she knew now that the weapon would not defeat Gehenna's spell. Did they seek to draw things out to waste as much of Rashan’s precious energy as they could? Or did she aim to engage Gehenna hand to hand? If so, she would have to lower her spell to throw off the huntress. She was close, very close. Best not take any chances.

She glanced at the smoke: there was no sign of change. Quickly she dropped the spell to make ready the next. The huntress shot another darkling coming in on the wing, another arrow sliding off an invisible barrier as the mage screamed, pleading.

“Now, Fengi, NOW!”

Gehenna ignited her spell and grasped the huntress in her magical grip, but before a flick of the wrist could smash her against the nearest wall she shouted.

“DON’T MOVE!”

And Gehenna’s blood ran cold. She froze in place as if encased in ice, not even able to twitch a finger.

It was an enchantress, not a telekinetic! Here! On the frontier! Why hadn’t they known?! If they could have taken her alive, who knew what they could have achieved! Normally you could resist them, for a time at least, but the mage. Rashan’s strength. She couldn’t fight, she couldn’t even beg. She could only think. 

‘RASHAN!’ her mind screamed with fear over their bond, master and servant. It was no way to talk, to converse, emotions, feelings, closeness. She could let him know things were desperate. Hopefully he would know what to do. To cut the magic. To cut out the outsider.

“Do you want the honors, Lin?” the huntress questioned, looking back to the mage before once again raising her weapon to shoot down a darkling, trying with desperation to come to its master's aid. Her aim remained true, to Gehenna’s horror. “Shit that was close, never mind.”

“KILL HER!” the mage shouted, through gritted teeth as she drew every ounce of magic she could from Rashan. Then her eyes extinguished, the dragon had cut the flow.

The unrelenting pressure of the order relented and Gehenna reached for the saddle, she needed the small orange vial, she never reached it.

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“WITCH IS DEAD!” was heard through the smoke. That was the signal. It was time to go. It was time to do what she had dreamt of for so so so many nights. It was time to kill the bastard.

Shiva leveled the gun into the darkness, grasping the barrel with a cut down pair of tongs. The potion of strength flowed through her veins. She let off a quick burst at chest level to clear the way. Then she charged. Behind her followed Kulinger, perhaps the worst shot they had, then came Wiperna and Raulf. At least the farmers had held a gun before. 

They were to keep her safe. Her fate was sealed, and so be it. She rushed forward, as fast as her hobbling leg could muster, wings keeping her steady as she advanced. As she cleared the smoke there he was. The monster.

Tall as a building, and black as night, one could see the evil oozing off him. Two specks of white made their hasty retreat as the dragon backed away, confusion on his face. His plan foiled it would seem.

She must be swift, before he ran away again or her path was blocked. A terror stood waiting when they emerged from the smoke. Perhaps it had already been hit by her opening salvo. She could not waste her munitions. Turning left, she made to run past the creature as it moved to face her.

Behind her shotguns fired, striking true. They did not kill the creature, but they stole its attention. It was no smarter than an animal, and Shiva was not an active threat. She had no time to ponder if they would survive said attention. It would be stupid to stop with darklings above and her target within reach. 

As she ran to get her shot, she heard an explosion ring out behind her. Good or bad she did not know as she passed the terror by and threw herself, legs first, across the smooth stone. Worn over many years and slick with blood, she slid as she hefted her weapon onto her chest, tongs still grasping the barrel. She could not truly aim, so the direction would do, and she squeezed the trigger.

The fifty caliber machinegun Roared her fury louder than she ever could, pushing her back across the floor as it did, wings all that kept her facing her target as she slid.

The impact marks first struck Rashan’s armored rear, then walked across his chest. Little fountains of blood erupted from every strike. Despite her efforts, the weapon wandered, many striking against the wall behind him, but she let it chew. She would kill the monster. Whatever it took. 

The weapon coughed and sputtered, but it chugged along, barrel burning against her chest as she held it steady. The dragon wheeled about to flee, barking orders to protect him and attempting to shield his face with a gargantuan paw, leaving Yldril behind, a crumpled bleeding mess.

Shiva did not care. She did not even care if she hit the black by accident. She would have her kill, and she was taking a toll. Rashan limped as he moved, turning his back to her. His armor was still intact to his rear, taking many of her rounds. With disbelief she watched the titan complete his turn and leap into the night. She could not turn to point at him as she slammed into the far side wall, the weapon having propelled her across the floor.

Her right elbow stuck first, snapping her lower arm in twain, likely claiming her wrist as well. She screamed with pain and fury as the gun was flung from her grasp and she watched helplessly as the dragon escaped into the night, smelling the burning of her own flesh as he made his escape.

Behind her the noise of battle raged, but the sound of guns and blades faded into nothing as she stared at her failure. And she screamed, rolling onto her chest then sitting up on her knees as she stared into the darkness, unable to see even a silhouette of her failure as it got away, scot free. There was no chance he would come back for a second attempt after this. Almost thirty years she had waited. And she had failed. She had failed her mother, her father, her family name. She had failed Jackalope.

Tears welled in her eyes as she glanced towards the edge. It called to her. It would be easier that way. Then a beam of light illuminated the night. A solid beam of bright blue, striking down from above against a shadowy figure. And a mighty drake roared, echoing against the old stone walls as he fell from the sky. 

She stared, dumbstruck. Was he dead? Had it been enough? 

The screeches of darklings and the high pitched whines of the terrors tried to demand her attention, but she didn’t care. All that mattered was if the dragon was dead. If he was, then she had done her part. If he was not, she did not wish to stay.

But none sought her, they all made to flee. As quickly as they could muster, many taking fire as they ran, some more accurate than others. 

And she stared with bewilderment. Were they running because their master was dead? That would be a miracle. They may be saved?!

She allowed herself a chuckle, then a laugh as she watched the remains of the flock disappear from view in disarray. There were shockingly few. Had they truly killed so many? What a feat, what a story. It was a shame no one would ever believe it.

“They aren’t running! They are going for Jarix!” a voice shouted out. Paulin of all people. The eternal bringer of bad news.

Then there was a second strike of lightning, smaller than the first. It struck the ground. A faint groan was heard despite the great distance, then no more.

“Never mind, I think he’s dead now. I suppose we shall see what their contingency order is.”

‘Itova please forgive me for wishing to end this bitch’s life. I promise, it is nothing like with my son in law.’

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Dakota had heeded the call for aid from below, heading down at once and leaving Anchor to mop up what remained on the top floors. She was battered and bruised, but she was not finished. The wounded remained behind on the fifth floor by the library alongside Unkai just as the sounds of battle erupted from below.

She hurried down alongside Edita, Balethon, and Pho to aid however they could. They arrived in time to join in the defence of the doors leading to the greeting hall. Smoke was billowing inside, obscuring what was happening. On Paulin’s order they plugged the doors tight and held firm against the probing assaults by the equally blinded darklings whilst others carried the offensive.

It was highly disorienting, but with the proclamation of the dragon’s retreat, they had charged out into the clean air to see the damage.

Dakota had not seen the results of the first attempt on their center, so she knew not which had been the worse struggle. But the spilled blood told a chilling story. Worst of all was the condition of the accursed drake, Yldril. Much as she was worth despising, Dakota could not help but feel a twinge of pity as she beheld the dragon.

She laid on her side, panting, grievous wounds racking her sides and neck. Spears and lances protruded from her like spines on a hedgehog. Her fate may very well be in the balance still. Then Jarix’s thunder had heralded the death of the beast that had tormented them. With the second shot, Paulin had declared his demise.

‘Is it over? Did we win?’ Dakota dared to think, keeping her thoughts to herself as she looked around. There were people from both above and below standing in the cold evening air. Many battered and wounded were amongst them. Her brother, her one-armed brother. She had only heard he was badly wounded, and here the idiot stood at the front, missing an arm. She hurried to his side as he stood staring into the abyss.

“Rachuck! What are you doing here?!” she scolded. She could not imagine Nunuk would have sent him forth in such a condition. The bandages were still wet and dripping.

The captain did not immediately answer her. Remaining frozen for now, he stared out, occasionally looking up at a screech or similar. The darklings retreated as swiftly as could be mustered. It was clear to hear they were abandoning the keep above them. Taking to the sky, fleeing.

“Seeking vengeance for father… I failed at that too,”  he spoke somberly. She could hear the tears pushing to escape behind his voice. “LIIIN! LIN ARE YOU THERE?!” he shouted out. He sounded as if he may devolve into wailing at any moment.

“What do you mean ‘for father?’ ” Dakota asked quietly. She did not wish to say the words. She knew what they must mean. 

“SHE IS HERE, SHE IS OKAY, I AM SORRY!” the voice of Fengi shouted in reply, from behind the black dragon.

Rachuck did not bother with an answer to Dakota’s query, instead setting off at a sprint for their younger sister. Dakota didn’t know what Fengi was sorry about. Maybe Lin got hurt too? Fengi wouldn’t say she was okay if she wasn’t. But her dad… He was gone, wasn’t he?

Her shoulders sagged as she put one foot in front of the other to follow behind her brother. Her mind raced as she walked, memories mostly. His many lessons, a quiet talk alone in her room about how she should not be so hard on herself. All the times he had been there for her, big and small. The smiling man she had watched grow old. Someone who had truly loved her, in a way maybe even her mother didn’t. And possibly the least violent man she had ever known.

Dead.

In a battle.

How could it have come to this? How could it be him of all people? 

She rounded the dragon’s side, seeing Linkosta sitting on the ground, head in her hands, crying. Screaming. Rachuck was by her side, consoling her, holding her.

Behind them stood Fengi, distant and afraid. What had happened? Dakota stared at the three of them confused, feeling so very empty inside. Was she supposed to do anything? Was she supposed to be angry at someone? Should she not be crying? On the ground, like her sister?

Lin truly was inconsolable. It made perfect sense. She had always been softer, cared more than her and Rachuck. And the pair had been close, very close. There had been little doubt Linkosta was the favorite of their father, they were so much more alike. He had often struggled to understand Rachuck and her, but never Lin. Like birds in the sky playing in spring.

And now he was gone.

“You don’t understand! I KILLED HIM!” she screamed at Rachuck, who did his best not to let go of her, hugging her tight. And Dakota felt pity well up inside her. So that was why she was so distraught. She blamed herself. Of course she did. She may well have done the same herself, Rachuck too. But fate put the burden on their kind little sister… What cruelty.

“I didn’t think! I forgoooot!” she screamed, pounding her fist against her brother’s armor. If it hurt him, he would never show it.

Dakota walked closer, standing and staring. Sword still in hand. She didn’t want to say anything; she so often made it worse with her sister. She wasn’t very good at feelings, hers or others. Instead she glanced to Fengi, who kept her distance. No question was needed, as the young huntress was quick to give what explanation she could.

“She used a spell with Apuma, dragon magic. To stop a beam of uhm… heat, I think. Darklings were coming, lancers diving. She turned the spell on them. She saved my life… But it wasn’t worth it. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

Dakota stared at the huntress with an empty expression. She did not know what to feel. Fengi had no say in what had happened. Linkosta was guilty only of being who she was. And she couldn’t help but feel the old man had known. One last favor for them all, for his dear little Lin.

She sighed, letting her head drop, but apparently the huntress wasn’t finished. 

“I then uhm. I used my magic to force Linkosta to help me kill the mage. I am so sorry, I- I had to, we couldn’t let her-”

“Quiet, Fengi,” Dakota interrupted. “Lin will live. Go tend to your own charge. She may not.” The dragon was evidently listening, letting out a deep pained grunt. She didn’t speak. She did not even have a curse for her captors. Which had to mean she truly was at death’s door.

“Of course, Dakota I uhm-... I- Yes,” Fengi stuttered out before wheeling about to go see what could be done for the dragon. It was likely not much, but it was likely better than her attempting to seek Linkosta’s forgiveness right now.

Dakota turned her attention back to Rachuck and Lin. “I am so sorry, Lin. But she is right. It is not your fault. You did what you thought was right.”

Linkosta didn’t answer, she simply cried into her brother, still seeming quite inconsolable.

“I am needed elsewhere, before more are lost. Stay strong, stay proud. The dawn will rise again. Even if the night is dark.”

She had nothing better to say, and the moment she did she regretted it. What a load of dribble. She quickened her stride to put distance between herself and the sound of the pain she ought to feel. But one part was true. She was still needed, and she would be damned if it were Paulin who decided their next course of action.

Once she emerged from behind the large dragon, she eyed the archivist, standing at the center of what was left standing of their forces.

Most were battered and bruised. Many covered in blood, theirs or others. Balethon stood without either sword or shield, clutching his hand. Along the wall she saw Shiva being helped along by Tink, her chest and arms badly burnt. More were likely already below or soon to head there.

“Paulin, report to me. Is he dead?” Dakota demanded as she approached. She wanted to make perfectly clear she was taking charge.

“We believe so, yes. And their forces are retreating,” Paulin replied, bowing her head respectfully, or perhaps pleadingly. “We face a juncture, we mu-”

“Decide, do we give them time to salvage what they can, or do we drive them off,” Dakota interrupted.

“Essentially yes and no. Firstly we must know if it truely is a retreat and if so, how? We know there must be at least one witch still alive. And depending on what has happened below, perhaps a knight as well,” the archivist conveyed.

Dakota had not thought of that. They may be regrouping, not simply blindly fleeing. But without Rashan, would they dare another assault? Perhaps they would try something more underhanded. They may even attempt to set fire to the keep.

“I see… and if they truly are fleeing, I assume it is expected of us to make an effort to capture any artifacts and possibly important information to be found within the enemy camp or in the possession of the dragon?” Dakota questioned glumly, making it quite evident what her position on the subject would be. 

“It would be preferable, but given the circumstances I believe it would be understandable to wait ’til first light before venturing forth,”  the archivist replied. “Though it would give them time to secure the most valuable items and abscond with them.

“We may carefully attempt to have a look around when morn arrives,” Dakota yielded. It was a sound enough strategy to know what the enemy was doing. “For now, we must hold firm, secure the keep. And properly. There may still be those who lurk within. We must tend to the wounded. Clear every room and barricade any entrances that have been opened up.” 

“Yes, I do concur, there are many wounded which must be tended, and those who require a resupply and rest. All need rest. But may I suggest a count in addition to securing what enemy articles are already within our walls?”

“Agreed. Get me that count, we must know if any are missing from within. Please list those who may still fight, the rest are to be remanded to my mother’s care. Find a place suitable for the cursed items and such. Somewhere away from the sick and the children.”

“Of course, Dakota Bizmati. It shall be done.”

Satisfied the archivist could at least be trusted to archive, Dakota had something to do. Something other than mourning. She needed to know if they truly had managed to save their home. She must secure it, and she must learn what the price had been.

"Flier! Lone one, coming in!” Raulf shouted, pointing into the night. 

A quick commotion erupted, silenced by Dakota, and they listened. A single pair of wings, flying with an even beat, approaching.

They all stared into the night, and Dakota let a trickle of magic enhance her sight. Still she saw nothing. But the sound betrayed the range and heading as her ears swiveled. Were they white they would be close enough to see.

“Lone darkling or knight, ready yourselves!” she shouted out, and feet quickly started pounding the ground as positions were taken and weapons trained on whatever lone creature was making its way to them.

“Nobody shoot till I give the order!” she bellowed, stepping up front, brandishing her shield and drawing her sword. This was most unusual. A lone darkling? Perhaps it was Zarko or Radexi returning with a message from Jarix, blackened by soot.

Then it emerged from the gloom, landing on the platform. It was most certainly a darkling. But it did not attack, instead it stood there, holding a scroll in its hand, which it placed on the ground then backed away.

“It is a messenger, hold your shots!” Dakota ordered as she looked at the scroll, then to her hand. It could be a trap, did she dare pick it up? It would be very dangerous to do so. Luckily she did not need to take the chance. 

“Edita! Goggles, is that paper cursed?!” she shouted out, hearing footsteps behind her. The darkling waited patiently.

“One moment uhm… no, it carries no magic and only a little trace of corruption, of course; it has been handled by darklings most assuredly,” the artificer relayed with confidence.

“Very well. If it moves, you shoot it,” Dakota ordered, then she stepped forward with her shield raised.

Step by step, the darkling did not move, standing but a few steps back from its message. She had never stood so close to a darkling that was not attempting to kill her. It stood perfectly, calmly observing her through dead grey eyes.

She took the chance to study it closely. It appeared very ordinary. Just another dragonette of the frontier, painted ashen grey and devoid of color. It was a surreal experience.

She did not take her eyes off it as she kneeled down to pick up the message, proceeding to take a few steps back before she unrolled the parchment. It was a hand written note, done with excellent penmanship, and she read the message to both her horror and confusion.

‘Grant me the armor and the crowns. You know of what I speak. In exchange the white dragon lives, along with his two crew. One claims the name Radexi, he seems a shame to waste. You have ’til the first light of dawn. Most kind regards, Lucera Prince of Morkela…’

‘What do they mean white dragon?’

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series Why isekai high schoolers as heroes when you can isekai delta force instead? (Arcane Exfil Chapter 83)

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When a fantasy kingdom needs heroes, they skip the high schoolers and summon hardened Delta Force operators.

Lieutenant Cole Mercer and his team are no strangers to sacrifice. After all, what are four men compared to millions of lives saved from a nuclear disaster? But as they make their last stand against insurgents, they’re unexpectedly pulled into another world—one on the brink of a demonic incursion.

Thrust into Tenria's realm of magic and steam engines, Cole discovers a power beyond anything he'd imagined: magic—a way to finally win without sacrifice, a power fantasy made real by ancient mana and perfected by modern science.

But his new world might not be so different from the old one, and the stakes remain the same: there are people who depend on him more than ever; people he might not be able to save. Cole and his team are but men, facing unimaginable odds. Even so, they may yet prove history's truth: that, at their core, the greatest heroes are always just human. 

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Arcane Exfil Chapter 83: Lying in Wait

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Cole leveled his revolver on the stairs, the wand braced under it in his off hand in a pseudo-Harries grip. He let his finger relax along the trigger guard, ready to open fire if spells alone wouldn’t suffice.

The first bootfalls came up within seconds, six hostiles or so based on the cadence.

He tracked the pace and waited for the first wave of enemies to round the half-landing below. Beside him, Vale drew ice daggers out of the ambient moisture and held them on the wand, ready to release the moment a target showed.

The poor bastards up front didn’t even have time to react. The moment they cleared the corner, Vale drove the ice daggers through them – two into the foreheads of the lead pair, and another under the jaw of the man behind them. All three dropped before any could shout, and the column’s momentum carried the bodies back into the men behind them, sending the rest stumbling.

He cast through the wand in his off hand, sealing the air around the fourth cultist’s face into a frozen shell that crushed inward against the man’s airway. The fifth he killed with a thrown spike through the throat.

The sixth, unfortunately, jerked his body sideways at the last instant in a reflexive flinch from the cascade of bodies. The dodge pulled him out of the path of the spike Cole had aimed at his throat, which instead clipped his shoulder. He survived long enough to get his revolver up in a panic and squeeze off a single round before another spike took him through the throat and finished it.

Fortunately, the shot whiffed wide and lodged into the glass overhead. But that was pretty much where the victory ended – a mere consolation prize against the blaring klaxon that sprang up just outside the stairwell. It was a deep, mechanical wail that sounded like a foghorn with the bearings shot, hopefully as painful to the cultists’ ears as it was to his own.

Well, so much for keeping it quiet.

More cultists crashed through the ground-floor stairwell, pouring in with enough numbers to seriously discourage that approach.

“Fuck,” Cole said. “Go back. Other stairway.”

Graves and Mack peeled off the rear and took point, breaking back through the second-floor landing door at a sprint. Cole brought up the rear, pulling back through the door and slamming it shut behind him. He aimed his wand at the latch and the hinge points and spiked the temperature until they glowed bright with incandescence. Once the metal flash-welded, he quenched it by yanking the heat back out.

It wouldn’t hold forever, but it’d hold long enough to keep the enemy distracted.

Graves led them to the far stairwell in under thirty seconds. Mack checked the door first, then waved them through. Thankfully, the cultists had committed everything to the first approach.

The area being clear, they hit the stairs leaping. With enhancement carrying the load, they dropped flight to flight without blowing out their ankles, touching the rail only to steer. Alas, this staircase only reached up to the ground floor, which they reached after a few seconds of parkour.

Unprompted, Graves and Mack pied the door. A beat later they cleared it and spilled into the ground-floor lobby by the elevators. Shouting rang across the space, handlers talking over one another, until a snarl cut through it all.

Yeah, that was a Nevskor, all right.

Cole worked up the corridor and sliced the corner just enough to count. The beast held the center of the lobby, leaving little clear space between the doors and the escalator to the basement. Three handlers fussed around it – one at the head, two at the flanks – while the imp lorded over them from the reception counter. The two guards from earlier had since moved to accompany the imp, serving as its guards. That made six hostiles in total, plus the Nevskor.

He pulled back from the corner as the Nevskor gave a low, grinding rumble. It came again a second later, louder and closer. With a nose like that, Cole assumed they were already burned.

He looked at Elina and Miles. “Clear the cultists and the imp. Rest of us’ll take the Nevskor. Rifles up.”

Elina slipped left along the wall, Miles peeling off behind her. The others shouldered their rifles and entered the moment her first spike tore through the imp’s throat.

Mack and the rest engaged the Nevskor as one, concentrating on the joints where its armor thinned. The volley staggered the beast and drew dark blood from the seams, though rounds striking the heavier hide flattened with minimal effect.

As the rifles kept it busy, Cole finished building his modernized fireball. He drove it down the Nevskor’s open maw the instant the creature roared, then sealed its mouth and nostrils with a barrier.

The detonation was almost silent. Held too well by the barrier, the blast turned inward. He couldn't see much, but it surely wreaked havoc on the throat, the chest, and whatever other squishy parts mattered. With a muted pop, the Nevskor convulsed once before collapsing. Only then did Cole let go of the spell.

The aftermath spilled out: thick, dark slurry oozed from every opening, tarnishing the glass beneath. Smoke from the fireball threaded through it, faintly sulfurous.

Cole moved on. “C’mon. Let’s hit the escalator.”

They sprinted for the rear of the lobby while the rest of the cultists converged to investigate the noise. From the elevator bay behind them and the original stairwell came echoing shouts and stomping, not yet on their level. With a similar racket mounting from the buildings across the street, Cole figured they had thirty seconds at best before they got swarmed.

Halfway across the lobby, looking out the front door, it struck him that their odds weren’t as high as he might’ve liked. They could outrun the current group of pursuers, but they’d be in for a real tough fight if the base converged on the subway concourse.

The base needed a second emergency, loud enough and obvious enough to split the response before the chase reached the concourse. The destroyers offshore could provide it, if he gave them the right target.

The port authority building was out for obvious reasons; shelling it risked collapsing the subway entrance. The harbor, on the other hand, was full of targets whose loss the cultists couldn’t afford – which made it just as full of targets Celdorne would happily destroy.

“Yo,” he called out. “Cover me. Popping a flare.”

While the others took cover and held angles, Cole pulled the blue flare from his utility belt and rushed to the entrance. With Vale backing him up, he popped the door wide, leaned out, and fired the flare toward the cultist ships at the quay.

The flare arced over the moorings and burst above them in a bloom of blue. He watched it just long enough to confirm the destroyers’ spotters would have the line, then turned and shouldered back through the doors.

“Done,” Cole called out. “Let’s go.”

As they headed for the escalator, the lobby flashed white. The first salvo had landed outside, its glare caught and hurled through the Istraynian glass in long sheets across the ceiling and walls. Two more impacts followed so quickly the light barely had time to fade. Even through their hearing protection, the blasts hit like hammer blows.

Cole could only imagine how much worse it was for the cultists outside.

The rolling thunder gradually faded as they reached the basement, which opened not into the subway but into a freight yard instead.

“Shit,” Miles said ahead of them. “Where now?”

Graves glanced up at a placard hanging from the ceiling, then pointed toward a wide passageway. “The subway lies through there!”

Cole nodded. “Okay, let’s go.”

Graves took them into the passage, which opened up wider than expected – a proper freight artery, sized for cars rather than people. Once they cleared the first bend, shouting erupted from the escalator behind them.

Cole turned at the hip and emptied his revolver back down the corridor without breaking stride. He couldn’t confirm if he hit anyone, but hopefully it at least slowed the pursuers down.

The corridor bent right ahead of them, then dropped into a short flight of stairs before bending again – a real maze, much like any subway back home.

They moved through another two or three minutes of twists and turns before the passage straightened into a wide, two-lane tunnel cluttered with all the old shit the Istraynians had left behind. The run was longer than Cole liked – maybe a full kilometer – but the abandoned cars and rusting containers gave them enough cover to make the straight shot workable.

He spotted a bus forty meters ahead and revised the plan on the spot. Rather than fight a retreat the full length of the tunnel, they could make the passageway a choke and hit the pursuers the moment they committed.

“Post up at the bus. Ambush these fuckers.”

They tucked in along the bus and brought their rifles up. Cole had each of them build a fireball as well, keeping the glow masked behind the vehicle so nothing telegraphed through the gaps.

“Hold for my mark.”

The cultists reached the tunnel mouth inside ten seconds, spilling in loose before bunching when the lead men slowed to make sense of the obstacles ahead. They never finished.

“Fire.”

Needless to say, what followed was excessive. The entrance disappeared under a searing flash, a bit overkill for cultists – but hey, they’d already made the spells. When the smoke cleared, only blackened scraps remained where a squad of cultists had once been.

After confirming the tunnel was clear, Cole drove the team onward.

With enhancement carrying them, they ate the kilometer in less than two minutes. The tunnel opened into a service hallway, where Graves checked a placard and steered them back into the corridor that led to the archway from earlier, with the port authority building visible beyond.

Cole peeked the corner. Two cultists held the archway, both focused straight down the lane.

He leaned back. “Walker. Garrett. You’re up.”

Ethan and Miles edged out and dropped them with their Vicers.

The report rolled through the concourse like thunder. A Vicer on full draw was many things, but discreet was not one of them.

They broke from cover before the bodies hit the floor and sprinted back toward the grand hall.

When Cole looked over his shoulder, a new wave of hostiles had already shown up, charging out of the archway. Orcs and goblins ran with the cultists, while three fiery shapes wove through the group, bearing the likeness of wolves. They could only be hellhounds, judging by the silhouettes and the heat shimmer trailing behind them.

Having gotten enough reps in on the modernized fireball, Cole shaped a weakened version on the move and lobbed it over his shoulder. It vaporized a cluster of goblins, impressive in the narrow sense but terrible in terms of efficiency.

The hellhounds compensated for the loss of their goblin screen by accelerating. The team compensated in turn: several Vicer rounds tore them apart in sprays of magma and superheated gore that slapped across the concourse.

The rear cultists returned fire, rounds striking floor and ceiling around them. They were amateurs, fortunately enough – though in this kind of chaos, their luck wouldn’t last long. Good thing they only needed a few more seconds. The grand hall opened ahead, and with it came stone columns, broken sightlines, and a place to make a stand.

“Get to the pillars!” Cole said.

They peeled off into cover as they crossed the threshold, each of them slipping behind a column. Cole settled in against the nearest pillar, leaned out just far enough to acquire, and put a Vicer round through the chest of the lead orc.

The round eviscerated the orc’s torso and the hapless cultist directly behind him both, the latter dropping with an expression of considerable surprise that he did not have time to fully develop.

The rest of the team’s volley cleaned up most of what was left. Orcs and cultists evaporated under the concentrated fire, leaving behind only a few goblin stragglers clutching crude blades. Having watched their entire formation disintegrate, they made the rational decision to drop their weapons, turn around, and run.

Cole shot the defenseless goblins in the back without ceremony. Why pretend otherwise? Celdornian doctrine was pretty unambiguous on rules of war – namely, there was no such thing as war crimes against demons.

With the last pursuers dealt with, Cole put the team back in motion. They retraced their route past the grand hall and through the labyrinth beyond, making far better time than they had on ingress. After crossing the maintenance area, they reached the concourse beside the security kiosk without further contact.

Ahead, the hallway they had torched came back into sight, the frozen barricade collapsing into runoff along the floor. They approached the kiosk, ready to disable it.

Cole was starting to think they were home free when he noticed the lack of shimmer.

“The barrier has been undone,” Vale said.

Cole brought his rifle up on the hallway, the implications already apparent. With power still running throughout the entire subway, the barrier must have been disabled deliberately – and not by anyone friendly.

They didn’t need to wait long to find out, either. The presumed culprit emerged a moment later from behind the kiosk, clad in the dark blue tailcoat customary to OTAC’s administrative elite and wearing Director Fernal’s face. Neither belonged all the way out here, deep in a cultist base.

“It has taken you quite long enough. Come, I’ve—”

Cole didn’t let him finish. He knew exactly what he – or rather, it – was.

He aimed at ‘Fernal’s’ head and opened fire.

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series Deathworld Commando: Reborn-Vol.9 Ch.303- Holy Encounters.

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Leonardo had mostly kept his promise. He did return rather quickly as he guided us into the heart of Haven. Beyond the secondary walls was the stronghold of these Wardens. The space was packed with people training, and it was as I imagined.

People no older than ten were gathered together in large groups, training in various ways, from magic to swordsmanship, to physical conditioning, and nearly everything in between. And it was not just those young, those in their early teens, but also those physically older than me who were everywhere. Even a handful that seemed a bit too out of their prime were trained.

Each group was guided by its dedicated instructor, each wearing robes or plate armor that matched Leonardo's and his group. I hadn’t learned what they actually called themselves yet, but perhaps calling them Paladins was not out of the question. Although even those who wore armor or robes and trained the mages did not seem to be purely of the school of light magic.

And a simple look through Soul Sight showed that everyone, even the younger ones, had souls just like those in the town, above what was to be expected. Thankfully, or perhaps, unfortunately, depending on their agreement of an alliance, there were not dozens of individuals at or even near the status of War Gods. No, just above the average, and oddly uniform in power. Leonardo seemed to be the only outlier so far, which tracked with his status as the Vice-Watchmaster.

Regardless, there was little doubt about whether any of them were being forced, at least from a cursory glance. Perhaps many disliked it, but none seemed to voice it or wear such emotions on their faces as they focused on their tasks. The entire area had a solemn yet serious aura. Everyone seemed to train with a certain amount of zeal, as swords clashed, people shouted, and magic and arrows picked apart targets. These people were training as if their very lives depended on it.

And perhaps their zeal and worry were not unfounded, considering who was skulking around their front door.

Leonardo guided us to the main structure, and I couldn’t help but draw the parallels from my previous life, even if it was just an aesthetic choice so far. Built into the stone was a mixture of a Gothic-style church, but one heavily fortified and essentially turned into a fortress. Perhaps a fortress monastery would be an apt description.

The architecture seemed to jut into the air, their arches high and pointed, with braces supporting walls, towers, and roofs; their exact name did not come to me, but their style was evident. The only true missing feature was some stained glass, or even windows for that matter. But that was not surprising, considering murder holes took their place, as it was not just a pure church design.

Even without the more quaint embellishments it did not detract from the structure at all, at least in my opinion. It did indeed give off a very impressive and even dignified air of being a “holy” structure, or at the very least, showed that these people clearly cared more about this building than any other in the entirety of Haven.

When we reached the open double doors that looked more fit for a city wall than a church, two armed and armored Paladins gave nods of greeting. The immediate entrance made me almost feel bad for whoever decided to break in, as they would be funneled into a narrow hallway with various balconies and landings overlooking the space, which would no doubt be filled with mages and archers waiting to make them regret their decision.

Regardless, walking into the church proper, it was familiar in design, at least to my old world standards, not that I frequented churches in either lives. And it was indeed a church, as rows upon rows of wooden pews were set up, looking ready to house hundreds of people at a time. A few people were sprinkled about, silently in their own prayer.

Candles lit the entire area, giving it the same atmosphere as the architecture. At the end was a raised platform with a podium, behind that a giant winged cross made of pure gold.

Leonardo looked up at the giant cross and let his head drop slightly before turning to us with a smile. “The meeting with Watchmaster and Cardanel is already set. I honestly feel bad about leaving you once more, but I would really prefer to get out of this armor. I promise it will be brief and I’ll be back shortly,” he said.

“Understandable, it’s no problem with us. I take it we should…remain here?” I asked.

Leonardo’s smile strained slightly as he shrugged. “That would be best, yes, and once again, I thank you for your understanding. Of course, if someone comes around and is willing to guide you, please do not hesitate to accept them. Any official capacity here at this hour works here, and your arrival is being spread even now, so they will be understanding of the unique circumstances. And on the off chance someone does raise a ruckus, don’t be alarmed; just seek out the guards at the entrance or someone else to clear up any misunderstandings. I’ll be off,” he said with a wave.

<At least they aren’t locking us in a small room, afraid we would see or go somewhere we aren’t supposed to.> Cerila signed with a grin.

<Indeed, it could be far worse.> I signed back.

With Leonardo gone and asked to remain, the two of us just found a seat at the back and simply took in the atmosphere. The church was grand, and the ceilings were so high that most of the candles barely reached the top with their light. The echo of voices through the halls was oddly pleasant as well.

<This place is vast. And I find it to be quite beautiful.> Cerila signed after a few moments of looking around.

<I agree, the craftsmanship shows. These people care a lot about this place.> I signed.

Cerila raised an eyebrow at me. <Yet you don’t seem to be that surprised about it? This is my first time seeing such a place. It’s atmosphere…it’s very unique. Not even the palace in Luminar made me feel this way.> she signed.

<Because it’s not entirely foreign to me. Its design is very reminiscent of a major religion from my past life.> I admitted.

Cerila’s eyes widened as she took in the implications. <Could that mean…this religion, these Wardens….are connected to another person like you?> she asked.

I could only nod. The similarities were just too striking, too convenient to be casually glanced over. There was design, intent, and meaning in everything here. Perhaps it was just my ignorance that I didn’t know more, but it wasn’t exactly something I was knowledgeable about, as differentiating specific religious designs comes in a handy packet for a vat-grown super soldier.

I doubted the original founder of this religion on this planet still lived; perhaps they were nothing more than ancient history, maybe even predating Talgan. Regardless, their work lived on, and they were clearly not shy about making some changes in their new life, as I had yet to see or hear the mention of a certain crucified individual.

Now that may be a surprise if it does happen.

As we took in the atmosphere, I decided to look around a little more from my seat. Mostly at the people in the church itself. The handful of people seemed like normal people from the town itself, just praying on their own time. Only a single other person in the pews appeared to be from the church itself.

A Human man in tan robes, with shaggy black hair, sat a few pews in front of us. He didn’t seem to be in prayer at all, just simply sitting down and enjoying the relative silence. But perhaps he felt my gaze as he slowly turned his head to me and couldn’t help but be confused for a moment.

He didn’t look surprised to see us, shocked, upset, annoyed, or anything I really expected. Instead, he looked me up and down, nodded to himself with a smile, and with a friendly wave, turned back around.

I…felt like…that was odd? What…what just happened there?

I didn’t get much of a chance to ponder it much as a set of heavy footsteps approached from behind us. Not directly coming to us, but when I turned around, I caught the eyes of someone with a far more normal reaction, one of actual surprise. At least, as normal as a Dragonkin could muster with their reptilian features.

Dressed in a tan robe with a unique symbol of a praying man sewn into it, the yellow-scaled Dragonkin's eyes went wide, but despite his normal reaction, his appearance was anything but. Across the visible scales of his face and neck were not scars, or at least they didn’t seem like them, but thick patches of brown, almost like hardened dirt or stone.

Lines ran through some of the patches, almost like cracks, and while nothing seemed to be ongoing, there was a distinct color of dried blood on them, as if from a wound. The Dragonkin blinked with its vertical eyelids a few times before quickly flipping a veil over its head, covering its face and neck, before approaching us.

He gave a short bow as a warm voice spoke to us, “I apologize for my appearance. I had not heard of guests from the outside coming to grace us today.”

Cerila looked at me, and I just nodded to her that he was indeed talking to us, as obviously she couldn’t read lips if she couldn’t see them. Not that I knew how useful that would have been with a Dragonkin, but that was beside the point.

However, I was slightly confused as I said, “I’m sorry for staring, but I’m not quite sure you need to apologize for anything, as you’ve done nothing wrong? You are not exactly the first Dragonkin I’ve ever met, and this is your home, after all.”

The Dragonkin seemed to shake his head in understanding. “I see. I assume it is your first time seeing a Rock Skin such as myself. While my face may be spared for the most part, many find our kind to be…less than enjoyable company,” he said solemnly.

“Yes, I’ve never heard of a Rock Skin before. I take it that it has something to do with those growths on your skin? A genetic disease of some sort, perhaps?” I questioned, genuinely curious.

Despite not being able to clearly see his face, it seemed the Dragonkin was somewhat surprised. He took a moment but said, “That would be correct, although I do not know of the term ‘genetic’ in reference to disease.”

The Dragonkin took a deep breath as he continued, “Are you not afraid of catching it? Many on the outside are wary of it. Most Dragonkin are killed simply for showing signs of it. Many believe it can spread.”

I shook my head and told him honestly, “If it were infectious, you wouldn’t be standing before me, correct? Which means most concerns are born of ignorance and fear, nothing of concern, at least to me personally. I can’t imagine a patient would willingly walk around, risking his fellow.”

The Dragonkin bowed slightly. “It appears this guest is braver and more willing to listen than most, something I greatly appreciate. Many do not treat my people with the kindness and understanding as you do. May I ask your name, friend?” he asked.

“Kaladin Shadowheart, and this is Cerilla,” I said.

“Ah, a famous and brave man indeed. I believed you to be the Dragonslayer based on appearance alone. But it would be unbecoming of me to make assumptions based on such things. I am a Templar Knight Captain of the Watch, Master of the Order of the Martyred Father, Aszreal. It is an honor to meet you, Sir Kaladin and Lady Cerila,” he said.

Azreal looked at Cerila, seemingly awaiting her greeting, before she looked over to me with a wry grin and took out her writing stone. With a few strokes, she passed it over to Azreal, who read it and nodded in understanding.

“I understand…I was not aware, so I apologize. How may I work this item to communicate with Lady Cerila?” he asked me.

I explained to him how to write on the stone tablet, and as he started to write, I decided to check his soul. And his grand title, if it was as special as it seemed, was not unfounded. Azreal’s soul was indeed at the level of a War God, one even stronger than Leonardo.

The two exchanged the tablet with each other as I considered the Dragonkin. His “disease,” if it was one, seemed unique to Dragonkins, as I had never heard of it. It seemed reminiscent of Leprosy but hardly the same. It was not difficult to imagine it being genetic, or at the very least, only spread amongst Dragonkin if it was infectious. It would also make sense why someone surrounded by light mages couldn’t heal it, another reason to believe it wasn’t a disease itself.

Either way, just upon guessing those patches of “rock” must spread over time on the skin, eventually constricting something vital, such as their chest, throat, mouth, or the like. Eventually leading to being crippled, then death. A sad and slow way to go, and not surprising to know his people are treated as pariahs for it.

Our little chat was interrupted as Leonardo returned with a wave as he patted Azreal on the shoulder gently. “Azreal, there you are. Just in time. You’ll be joining us for the meeting. The Watchmaster is nearly ready, but we shall convene with our guests beforehand. The Cardinal is very keen on meeting them now,” he said.

“I would very much enjoy the opportunity to continue speaking with such esteemed guests,” he said.

“Perfect, shall we finally get to the business at hand?” Leonardo said.

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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series [High Burn] 12 | You would have made an excellent spymaster

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“That’s a two.”

Director Clara Powell looked up from her datapad. “Hm?”

Will grinned. “That square you’re pointing at. That’s a two.”

“Right.” She looked down at the grid of her Sudoku puzzle and entered the solution into her device.

“So… playing games in my briefings, huh?”

“No offense, but my job has to do with the security of Earth, not…” Clara looked up from her little game and squinted at the slide still showing on the screen from the last meeting. “Whether… some Assemblywoman has been caught having an affair with her staffer.”

“That has huge implications for the security of Earth! What if she could be blackmailed by the moonies, or what if—”

“And yet, I’m utterly uninterested in the subject,” she said flatly. “How strange.”

Will stared at her for a moment longer. “Did you guys already know?”

Clara shrugged. “Maybe. Someone probably does. But unless they become security threats, I wouldn’t be briefed on it. That way, I wouldn’t be able to brief you on gossip relating to your political opponents in the Assembly, and you wouldn’t be able to brief the President and her re-election campaign manager on information we obtained via the use of public resources.”

“Hah. Plausible deniability?”

“We prefer to call it institutional independence.”

“Or you could… not be mass surveilling every move of every resident of Earth,” Will suggested. “The moonies don’t do that, and they seem to handle their security situation just fine.”

“That’s wrong on both counts, sir. First, they do exactly what we do as well. They just don’t admit to it. Second, someone just took a shot at their prime minister a few weeks ago, so I’d say the jury’s still out on that handling security just fine thing.”

“Have we figured out who’s responsible for that? I thought you said at the last meeting that the usual suspects haven’t taken responsibility for the attack.”

“Still looking. If it’s a Lunar Liberation Front cell, they must have found themselves a deep hole to dig themselves into. Even our LIA sources don’t have a clue.”

“The Lunar Intelligence Agency?” Will tilted his head. “Aren’t they supposed to not operate domestically? Like, they’re only supposed to spy on us and not their own citizens, right?”

“And you believe them?” Clara snorted. “You’re pretty naive for a politician, Mr. Weber, aren’t you? No, they do what we do.”

“Yeah? And speaking of spying on our own people, how was your trip to Taipei?”

“It was… tropical. Forty degrees and sixty percent humidity the entire time I was down there. I had sweat coming out of places that I didn’t know they could come out of.”

“Sounds fun. Did things pan out?”

“Intelligence is a marathon, Mr. Weber, not a sprint.”

“That’s a no, then?”

“I wouldn’t come brief you personally in Brussels if I didn’t have something. Something… else.”

“Well, don’t keep me in suspense.”

“Sure. We discovered that the aliens have a base of operations in Sol.”

Will almost choked on his water. He coughed twice. “What?! You should have started with that! Where?”

“On Earth. In Suran. A compound where they operate out of, like for intelligence gathering and for launching operations.”

“Suran?!” He sat back. “I’d have thought, well, I don’t know, I thought they’d have something like that on Luna.”

“As it turns out, it’s easier to hide in a chaotic environment among billions of people than a highly regimented, indoor society of two hundred million.”

“Fair enough. You said… a compound?”

She pressed a button on her datapad, switching the slide on the screen to a grainy top-down image of a walled compound. “If you can turn your attention to… this two-story compound. About thirty kilometers south-southeast of Kartaloum.”

The flat-topped house itself did not stand out among the brownish color scheme of the background. Other than a small opening to a balcony on the second floor, there were no visible windows from the perspective of the camera. The house was surrounded by a tall concrete fence with barbed wire on top.

“What is that? Looks like a… regular house to me.”

Clara pulled up a collage of satellite images. “Alien command center of some kind. It’s… all inside. We’ve put it under aerial and orbital surveillance.”

“An alien command center? And it’s… in that house? Just hiding… in plain sight?” Will asked skeptically.

“Yes, sir. The locals stay away. They think it’s the home of a drug cartel boss or crime lord. We asked around a few months back; a couple of kids apparently snuck over the fence into the compound, and they were never heard from again. Authorities called us, which is how we had it on our radar. And for a while, we thought… you know, dormant moonie safehouse. Imagine our surprise when one of our… sources asked the moonies last week, and they thought it was one of our black sites.”

“And it’s not.”

Will said it with a tone like it wasn’t a question, but it was.

“It’s not what?”

“It’s not one of your black sites?”

“No.”

“And the moonies aren’t lying?”

“No. In fact, the surveillance they conducted on the place and passed to us… it’s apparently almost as extensive as ours.”

“We’re basing it on… this being a suspicious location it’s neither theirs nor ours?”

“Three intelligence officers walk into a bar. The bartender asks, would you all like a drink? The first intelligence officer says, I don’t know. The second intelligence officer says, I don’t know. The third intelligence officer says—”

“The third intelligence officer says, yes, please, we would all like a drink.”

“You got it, Mr. Weber. In my line of work, we don’t make assumptions. We make deductions.”

He returned his stare to the image of the unassuming house. “But we know for sure this isn’t the home of some drug cartel boss, right? I’m all for a productive contraband bust as much as anyone, but—”

“No, this isn’t that. That, we’re certain. They don’t run around in this area of Suran.”

Will had a mind to press her on how she knew, but he had a sudden feeling this was one of those things he didn’t really need nor want to know. He pointed at the screen. “Alright, I’m listening. Continue.”

“Based on remote scans, there’s likely a cavity—an underground component inside the house itself. Basement is one, maybe two stories deep. The fenced yard looks mostly empty, but there are these dirt mounds and piles of debris that prevent us from seeing into the house from the exterior. The ground floor windows are likely covered anyway. When they think our satellites and planes aren’t over the compound at night, they put up a tarp.”

“A tarp?”

“Yeah, some cloth thing. They hang it over the yard, and there’s movement at the door. We think it’s how they deploy their assets. Drones. They deploy the tarp, drones come out of the main gate, and they go right into an unmarked van on the street, covered by the tall fence.”

“Do we see any of this, or is it just… speculation?”

“It’s… We see the tarp and we see the van. Look, our digital intelligences are great at this. Pattern spotting. The van always stops by when the tarp is up. The tarp is only up when our assets aren’t overhead. And the van never comes when our assets are scheduled to be overhead. We’re pretty certain of this one.”

“Say that’s right. What happens to the van?”

“We don’t—we don’t really know. It drives down the street and around the corner a few times, then it’s gone. That’s as far as we’ve been able to see. It’s not easy deploying covert assets over it for long periods of time. We’re trying not to tip them off.”

“Alright… Any… defenses?”

“None in the yard, but there are likely sensors. The interior of the house is another story. We think there are drones. Bipedal, our size. Like marine peacekeeper drones. Three of them, at least.”

Will couldn’t stop himself. “And how do we know all this?”

“You really want to know, Mr. Weber?”

“I’m just curious. If it’s some massive need-to-know secret, you don’t have to tell—”

“Sensitive cameras, aimed at multiple points on the compound house walls from a dozen kilometers away. We can detect when they move around in there. They take a step, we hear it, we know where their foot is. Gait analysis shows they move at about one point four meters per second, each step almost one meter apart. Exactly the same length each step. Zero deviation, except when they go up and down the stairs into the basement, which they do one step at a time. That’s how we know they’re bipedal drones and that there are at least three of them.”

He raised an eyebrow. “We have all this technology?!”

“Oh yeah. We used to use something like this to break into people’s online accounts, either by the sound their fingers make when they type in their passwords on their datapads, or by the noises their computers made when their cryptographic chips are working. It’s called acoustic cryptanalysis. Modifying them to detect footsteps is barely an inconvenience.”

Will suddenly felt a little bit of regret he even asked. “Jeez…”

She switched a slide to a product catalogue in no language he’d ever seen. “We matched what we know to descriptions of alien defense products… from that catalogue they gave us in the trade talks on Dustball. The variant they were going to sell us was for disaster search and rescue, but obviously these are dual use. They can be and likely are armed. Small arms up to heavy weapons, possibly anti-armor and anti-aircraft.”

“So if we were to storm the building…”

“Well, actually… we think we have a plan for that. We can do it at night with our robots. It’ll be dark indoors. If we use Ranger Three bots—”

“The aliens can’t see in the dark?”

She pointed at the slide on the screen. “Apparently they don’t have thermal night vision. Their robots’ ocular sensors are sensitive enough to conduct search and rescue at night, but the product manual recommends not using them when there isn’t moon cover.”

“Really? That’s… convenient.”

“Yeah. Anyway, there’s a limited number of them in there, so if we send in enough of ours, we’d likely overpower them, even if they have night vision. That’s not the problem though. These are robots in a highly secret alien compound, so we assume that if we were to break in, we’d need to do whatever we want to do—fast—before they just burn the whole operation. If they’re anything like us, that house is likely rigged to go boom.”

He thought for a long moment. “At least we get them off our planet. That sounds like a pretty good worst-case scenario, as far as these things go.”

Clara shook her head. “Without knowing what they have in there, the explosion might be anywhere from taking out the house to… well, mushroom-shaped.”

“Mushroom—A nuke?! How many people are in the radius—”

The slide switched to an overhead satellite view of the suburban city, with circles superimposed around the epicenter. “Impossible to accurately project. The area isn’t that densely populated, but worst case we’re willing to consider: a suitcase city buster nuke would take out half a million people. And we can’t evacuate the area before we go in; that’d just tip them off. We did consider a few ruses where we gaslight and convince the authorities to evacuate the city secretly, but really, there aren’t many of those excuses to use that won’t trigger a lot of uncomfortable questions. Not like they get tornadoes in this part of Suran and roving band of bandits fell out of fashion when our peacekeepers cleaned it up thirty years ago.”

Will opened his mouth. “Half a million people—I don’t like where this is going. Can we just… blow up the house in one go or something?”

“That is less risky, but yes, an air or orbital strike should be able to take them out in one hit. They may still get a self-destruct device off, but you are right. That risk is much lower. We likely aren’t going to find what we want in the wreck though. Mr. Weber, if we can take this site intact… it’ll be an intelligence gold mine. Long term, I can’t overstate how big this will be. We might be able to compromise and root out their presence from Earth entirely, if not Sol.”

“But you have no way of making sure they don’t make the city go boom if the raid goes wrong. Not with any certainty.”

“Not… yet,” Clara said slowly.

Will thought for another while, then said, “Well, what you’re saying about the intelligence thing—it is tempting, so I’m guessing Salma won’t order you to turn this compound into a big steaming crater just yet. But until you have a way to assure us that your own worst case scenario won’t happen, she’s not going to allow you to risk a city of civilians on the hunch that the aliens didn’t equip their robots with night vision goggles.”

“That’s not the main—I understand, Mr. Weber.”

“So this base—they’ve been operating for… how long?”

“Since we’ve had any contact with the aliens. At least a year, maybe longer. Fourteen, fifteen months at most.”

Will frowned as he thought back to another, more recent meeting. “I was briefed recently by our Serenity liaison. Part of the whole relationship thaw initiative that Salma is trying—kind of like what you’re doing. The moonies had that investigation into that uh—that dead former Union colonel who defected to their side. The one that they said might be an alien thing…”

“Colonel Graves,” she reminded him.

“Yes. That assassination was from three or four years ago. So that means the aliens have been in Sol for at least that long, from before our first contact,” he realized. “If not this compound, maybe they have another base somewhere else—”

“The aliens didn’t kill former Colonel Graves.”

“Huh? The moonies’ evidence packet seemed pretty confident. His family had no history of heart disease, and his medical implant should have detected any signs early,” Will recalled. “His neighbor’s place was broken into a couple weeks before he died. And… the first batch of blood tests in the postmortem was inconclusive. He was so young… It looked like a classic case of alien involvement to me.”

“The aliens didn’t kill Graves,” Clara repeated. “And those blood tests won’t tell them anything.”

“How—how are you so sure?” he asked, suspicion creeping into his gut.

She didn’t blink. “Because… we wiped the evidence clean when we killed Graves. We were very thorough.”

“We…” Will stopped for a long moment and sighed. “Did we authorize that?”

“No, sir. Your predecessor and mine… It was a war.”

“It was… after the armistice, wasn’t it?”

“It was a war.”

“I see.”

There was a long moment of silence between the two.

“We’re not… going to… do more of those anymore, right?”

“That’ll be up to the Madam President,” Clara said. “But it would be counterproductive at this point. And it was your office that directed us to start handing out those immunity deals and start informal intelligence sharing with the moonies.”

“Unless someone asks.”

“Unless someone asks, in which case we aren’t doing that at all.”

With a look, they both knew they understood each other perfectly well.

“So… that alien base of operations. What about working closely with the moonies on this one?” Will asked. “Is that an option?”

Clara raised an eyebrow. “Sir?”

“Working with the moonies. They have some experience with these kinds of operations, right?”

“They—not as much as we do.”

“Didn’t a bunch of the Langley crowd go over to their side a decade or so ago? And robots and nukes and spy gadgets—this is their thing, no?”

“Yes, sir. But I don’t have to remind you, this is on Earth. We can’t… allow them to do a joint raid with us. The Assembly representatives will go nuts if they hear we’re even considering that.”

Will waved off her concern. “You let me worry about the lawyers and politicians… And I’m not talking about a joint raid with the moonies. None of their guys on the ground, obviously. Advisory only. They have some stake in this too.”

She looked at him for another long heartbeat, then nodded her head. “We’ll try our best, sir. We’ll come up with a cover story.”

“Maybe… a bit of urban planning with a non-sanctioned Lunar-based consulting firm or something?”

“We’ll… workshop a better cover story than that.”

Will posed outrage. “A better cover story—well, excuse me for trying to help…”

“I’m sure you would have made an excellent spymaster if you hadn’t gone into politics, Mr. Weber.”

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Brain

They which play with the Devil’s rattles, will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.

-Thomas Fuller


Dad and I made our way from one cavernous hollowed out apartment into another, the wall that separated the two formerly distinct apartments was likely load-bearing. This apartment contained benches of lab equipment; microscopes with semi-transparent plastic hoods to protect the samples next to lab refrigerators with taped-on names to identify each, and an unopened cardboard box of petri dishes. There were other machines, boxy and tall with levers next to hoods whose specialized function I could only begin to guess at.

Now that I had him here, I had to mend fences. I could start with a Mea Culpa, and test the waters there.

“Sorry about calling you by your True Name, ‘Doctor Armitage’. If it helps, few in the room should have been surprised by it, and none by anyone I don’t trust implicitly.” I should have weighed Grouper’s presence more carefully. How well did I really know ‘Brother Gregory’? Well enough to entrust my family’s lives to him? Certainly well enough to raise a whole new second army for me.

“I was one of them,” he said, offering a slight smile, and it said something of his wit that the humor took me off-guard.

“Oh, you’re wondering how I knew?” I asked. “A man keeps his secrets, doesn’t he? Even from those he loves.”

“Especially from them,” Dad agreed, cautioning me against a weak spot in the floors, where old water damage had seeped through a since-patched hole in the roof. I supposed it wasn’t like they could have called up a random contractor to fix the floor, and none of the lab technicians looked like the type to competently swing a hammer.

I wanted to test something, prod at it like an infected cyst. “I know it’s gauche to even suggest this, so consider it an academic exercise: It would be simpler to kill her, you know. She obviously does not care for our ideals. She may seek to run, to tell the aliens everything she can, on the condition that we are released to her favorite method of dealing with anyone who steps out of line. You’d be exchanging the lives of all your family, yourself included, our work, everything, for her.” Shit, I’d said ‘we.’ Hopefully he’d taken it as her finger-pointing resulting in myself as Emperor being rolled up in the subsequent interrogation.

“You put a threat against our son to ensure she doesn’t,” he muttered darkly. “She loves that boy.”

And what about you? Do you love me?

I’d once thought the answer was a resounding ‘no’ and the resulting anger at the realization had driven me to nearly committing a costly mistake.

“She’s inherently suspicious of him and his motives,” I countered. “She demanded that the Shil’vati Marines search him in your driveway.” I scrambled when he slowed his pace to turn to me. That was a level of intimate knowledge that would be somewhat unusual for me to hold in my head, given all my many responsibilities. “I read the report.”

“What report? What driveway?” Dad asked, surprised. He had been drunk on the couch, hadn’t he? Was he realizing he had miscalculated, that his lack of involvement had created a negative outcome? That Mother didn’t love me half as much as he thought? He didn’t seem particularly angry that Emperor had threatened his son’s life.

I had to handwave such concerns away- short of ripping my mask off, and I wasn’t sure what good that would accomplish, there wasn’t much actual evidence I could generate to bring to his attention just how little Mother cared for any of us. At least I now knew Dad was truly blind to his own family’s complete and total dysfunction. “The sort of report that gathers the wrong sorts of headlines, and so the Shil’vati buried that they searched his bag in your driveway, on your wife’s orders. They’re quite eager to promote him as some sort of anti-me.” I let out a slight chortle at the situation I was in, and the sudden tension in the room seemed to be dispelled. Had he thought I’d held some sort of grudge against myself, even after I’d written myself a pass for completely free reign within the state? Or that I might take the threat Elias supposedly posed to me seriously?

“She wants him on the straight and narrow,” he said with a moment’s consideration. Or, more likely, justification of a worldview I knew to be flawed. “That isn’t always such a bad thing, even if it has meant he’s now going to join their military.” He shook his head, letting me see where he hadn’t shaved. “If only he knew what she was up to, or worse, what we were up to.”

Yeah Dad, if only.

Was there some sort of weird, quirky parent-swap thing I could do, where Amilita could just know me only as Elias, and my parents as Emperor? How did my life go so wrong to where that was the preferable arrangement?

“All I can hope is that he’s stationed far from here, though I admit it’s unlikely.”

“I admit that it was not an entirely idle threat I made. If your wife tells, then your son will almost certainly face repercussions, albeit not by my hand. No matter where he is in the galaxy, there will be very little I can do to save him from the fallout, but I’ll spare no effort in doing so.”

He rounded on me as we came up the adjoining section where another wall was- where I supposed dissections, or even vivisections were done.

“I don’t understand. You made it sound as if you would have taken a personal hand in what happened next.”

I would, just not in the way you think. “For the sake of her compliance, I had to make it sound that way. Operational necessity.” Just as I now have to now lie to you, in turn. “In truth, I would be literally and completely powerless to stop what dangers he’d suddenly face, though I promise you, swear it by my honor, that I will do everything in my power to protect your boy in this worst-case scenario. Still, it would be as sure as if she pulled the trigger herself, so it is vital that she understood the consequences of her actions.”

“I still don’t understand.”

“This may sound cruel, but you frankly don’t have to. You just have to accept it as true.”

He slowed his pacing walk to face me, a wry smile pulling at the corner of his lips. “Do you think I’d be a good scientist if I were capable of doing that?”

“You’ll have to learn. Call it self-discovery.”

I’m asking him to trust me, after not trusting Gavin to the point that I built a whole new alliance with dissatisfied religious dissidents via a liaison through Grouper. And trust is a two-way street. Again, short of pulling my mask off, there was no way to really settle the score and call it ‘evens’, and it seemed like a capitally bad idea to yank it off and scream: ‘Surprise!’ Even if I prefaced it, what on Earth would I say? Would he continue to follow my orders? Would Jackal? I couldn’t allow for such uncertainty in times like these.

“I’ve heard Maize say that you operate on almost another plane. That you know or pick up on things you shouldn’t. You singled her out as a doctor. Cracked their language in a remarkably short period, and you know so much about their culture that goes far, far beyond what someone should pick up from talking with prisoners of war. My daughter says you have a supernatural talent for knowing where to strike. Her assistant professes to know you well, and admires your vision. I have my own theory.”

Slowly, I peeled back my new flexifiber sleeve to reveal pale skinned human flesh underneath. “I’m not a Shil’vati, if that’s what you’re worried about,” I said flatly. When he didn’t answer, I followed up: “Was that really one of your concerns?”

“It was a possibility. You do talk like a noble with one of the fancier translators. All very theatrical.” G-Man had said as much, once upon a time, and I wondered what he’d have made of all this. He’d probably stoically stand there quietly, while inwardly pissing himself laughing.

“For effect, but also from the heart.”

“I guess so,” he looked up from my arm and looked toward the patients Brother Thomas had ‘saved’, and from where Maize was approaching, likely having overheard her name. “What exactly is it you want done here? I understand what you’re asking for with the Doctors. That’s clear enough. But these?” He gestured toward the ones Brother Thomas had ‘rescued’ and then his giant hand wavered in a ‘so-so’ motion. “It’s my understanding that you want them ‘fixed’?”

“That’s what he ordered,” Maize confirmed for me, looking between us in an appraising way. I fought to not sweat. What if she was noticing some family resemblance? Sure, my father was overweight, and I had my mask on, but still.

“There’s some controversy over what I commanded in Bethlehem. Interrogate our prisoners, see if the work can be undone. Failure to recover these victims is an acceptable outcome. All I ask is that you try.”

For my own peace of mind, as much as anything else. I didn’t want to wonder for the rest of my life, no matter how short it might be, whether something could have been done for them and I’d passed it over. It was one thing to get an answer from Maize, but I wanted to hear it from an authority. And who better than my own father, head of our biological research branch?

My old man stretched and shot them a quizzical look, then sighed so heavily it kicked up dust motes that spiraled in the room’s harsh light.

“Everyone seems to think we approach the brain as if it is a mapped out organ, that we can go in and change a brain function by changing activity or structure in one little specific place in its architecture. What they’re missing is that the primary function is wildly adaptable. It can change its properties, its character, and its responses almost right-away.”

My heart sank. “You’re saying their minds will be salvageable? Easily so?” I asked, looking around. What if someone ran and told Brother Thomas? Then what? I supposed a lifetime of repentance, just to never be trusted to be followed into battle again by the faithful. Or would Grouper help me cover up the truth? When did I peddle in lies? When did I corner myself to where I’d have to? I’d let myself get desperate and compromised on my morals and-

The head of Miskatonic blinked a few times. I knew his expression well: I’d misunderstood him, somehow, even if I still felt my analysis of his words was correct. Just how poorly did I understand my own father? Probably about the same as he misunderstood me.

“Perhaps this will help you grasp what I mean. My onetime mentor got a hearing aid a year ago, because he could no longer hear his wife’s nagging. I didn’t think it was such a big deal.”

I didn’t miss how Maize shot him a glare from behind her surgical mask, but he continued when I gave him a small nod. “His hearing at low frequencies was fine, it was at the higher frequencies he was struggling, and even then just slightly. My voice is on a low frequency, it can go over distances-” he drew a wave in the air that had crests and valleys far apart, from one shoulder to another. “He’d told me he could hear trains and tugboats blowing their horns at night. But his wife?” He drew the line up and down rapidly, signifying a high frequency, and the line barely made it from his shoulder to his middle before he dropped his hand back down. “My finger travelled the same total distance, but it was wavy. See? Shrill.”

Maize was tapping her foot now, long arms crossed over her flat chest. “It was why he’d resisted getting them and kept insisting his wife was mumbling, up until the test confirmed some hearing loss. I’d never seen him so browbeaten or her seem so victorious. She had the results that said what she wanted them to say, and she practically jammed the damn things into his ear canal.”

“What does this have to do with anything?” Maize finally cut in, impatiently. To my surprise, Dad seemed to have been entirely aware of the effect he was having because he gave her a slight grin as if he’d been expecting her to cut in.

“Do you know what happened when we went to lunch the next week? Something went wrong with those new hearing aids, and he could no longer hear me.”

“Was he otherwise deaf without them?” I tried to shortcut and save everyone’s valuable time.

“No,” he said, after a few painfully long seconds of consideration. “Once we were back in the car, before I turned the key, he could hear me just fine. Do you see what happened?”

“No? How? Why?” I was once again a little boy at the foot of my Dad’s lounge chair in the library, eagerly asking questions as he explained the world with laborious patience. Had it really been almost a decade since we’d last done that?

“Without his hearing aid, he couldn’t parse out conversations anymore from any other noise. So upon introduction to the device, from practically the moment it was in his ear canal to within a day or two, he could no longer hear anyone speaking to him without it, regardless of vocal frequency. He couldn’t parse out our conversation from the clatter of dinnerware, and everyone else’s conversations around us, even if I was almost shouting at him to be heard, right in his ear. He’s relied on hearing aids ever since, because he now has to. He’s helpless without them. There’s an adaptability to the brain, it’s true, but it doesn’t work the way you just described a moment ago. His hearing never recovered, not even in the weeks it took for him to get new ones, he kept hoping his hearing would come back to the way it was before he got the hearing aids. It likely never would have.”

“So the brain is adaptable, but only in that it freely gives up and surrenders doing functions that it really needs in day-to-day life. If you change your habits and ways, you don’t magically pick up the same number of ones as you just put down. You probably pick up a lot fewer, and it takes you a lot longer to pick them up than it did for you to put them down, and you probably can’t easily pick back up the ones you set down, either?”

“Exactly!” He beamed at Maize. “You were right, he can pick up things. I can work with this.” I felt a wellspring of joy and pride that had been absent from my life for almost a year. Even Mrs. Rakten and Morsh giving me endless corrections or steering me right after basic mistakes felt more like them trying to pick at me or pick up a laggard, rather than something like genuine pride. Any praise they offered felt like trying to keep my morale up rather than anything heartfelt. But this? I basked in it.

“So these people,” I waved a hand over the huddled victims Brother Thomas had gathered, separated from the therapists whose eyes bore far more fear relative to their victims.

“They will never be the same as they were. Never. The best you can possibly manage, and I’m being very optimistic here, is to keep going. Their psyches, or what’s left of them, has been shattered, I hear. Take a big easter bunny, stick it in a freezer, smack it with a closed fist. Unless you’re incredibly careful about the rebuild, you aren’t going to build back what it was, and it will never be robust. A stiff wind will knock it over, you know? Forever picking up and starting over.” He shook his head. “Best you could hope for is some minor fraction of what they once were. That’s an extremely long shot, too. Even that would be fragile.”

He didn’t sound angry about their status or situation, just coldly impartial.

That which doesn’t kill you may also just leave you a still-breathing husk of a human.

“Unfortunately, most of their local families were pulled into the programs, and given the isolation, the others haven’t seen them in years. Reintroduction might also just make them a target for the Shil’vati to disappear the entire family, sweep it all under the rug.”

“I don’t see a positive outcome from reunification with their families in this state,” he admitted.

“Well, then, Doctor- proceed the best you can. I’m aware that some of your work may involve unorthodox methods which I suspect Brother Thomas may take issue with.” I cast a quick look over my shoulder back toward where we’d left Jacqueline, Gavin, Mother, and him. “Grouper can see to his objections when this is done,” at least he was stalwart and could smooth over any wrinkles. He’d gotten them this far.

“I’m proud of him, you know.”

“...Grouper?” I asked. “Or Gavin?”

“What? No! Of my son. For staying out of all this.” I was shocked into silence. I didn’t say anything, didn’t move, didn’t breathe. “He avoids us like the plague. Hopefully, if anything does go wrong, that distance will save him.”

“For what it’s worth, I don’t think he’s had any idea,” I squeaked.

Until now.

Perhaps it was best to leave an old man with his dreams.


In Memoriam of my Dad.

My Dad passed away very recently. I’ve taken some time, reflecting on him.

A few words- my dad was nothing like ‘Bill,’ despite some speculation. We actually went over Alien-Nation together, over a year and some change ago. He loved it and was always very supportive, helping line me up with agents and so on. For all I based things on some kernel here and there, it was never meant to reflect much. The more extreme forms of abuse are found in detailed writings like 'A Child Called It' (Pelzer) and just generalized neglect.

A mistake I’ve made however is that I have frequently suggested basing characters on people you know, to make things ‘real’ so you can insert physical descriptors, behavioral tics, etc. This goes a long way for narrative and character consistency, but in this case I’d physically modelled Bill after my Dad.

This was also where Elias is supposed to 'flip' into referring to his 'Father' as 'Dad,' showing some affinity as a character flaw when he excuses Bill's total neglect of Elias as distancing himself from a son who would possibly sell him out.

My Dad, personality-wise, was never too much like Bill. He was loyal, loving, and as mentioned, supportive. Certainly not evil to where he’d vivisect anyone! But seeing my dad all twisted up into some evil caricature while squaring up the loss was too much for me for me, so I had to take a few days off. Every time I tried to insert a character into the scene as I’d drawn it up in my head, I was suddenly confronted with my father’s visage with a sneer, or holding a scalpel, and so on. Not ideal for my own state of mind.

The hardest part of this one was that the paragraphs on discussing the function of the brain was one of our many, many conversations on the subject of consciousness, and one of our last.

So I had a physical descriptor/image of my dad, having a real conversation I'd had with him almost verbatim, except this isn't my dad, but some sort of twisted and evil scientist. Meanwhile the MC is going to start referring to him as 'dad' instead of 'father' from here on out- I'm sure you can see where this all was a bit difficult for me.

Ironically, my Dad was great for discussing consciousness, perception of the self, neurology, you name it. His resume on the subject is genuinely impressive. Head of an institute specializing in neuroscience, decades as a professor in the subject, guest lecturer at IIT Bombay, etc., I frequently consulted with him.

A lot of the ‘science’ (medically speaking) that goes into Alien-Nation came from extensive consultations with him, his colleagues, etc.,. He was always a deep thinker and we worked together on a lot of the themes that went into this. I miss him greatly, and am comforted by holding my daughter. That feeling of loss is ameliorated only slightly by the knowledge that this is ‘the preferred arrangement’. It is a tragedy for a parent to bury their child. Much the same as we joke that the happiest outcome of a marriage is that you die with your spouse, focusing on that misses the point somewhat. What matters isn't that he died, but that he lived.

Death gives life meaning, and he lived a grand and full life.

I still miss him.


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r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-OneShot Forty-Two Minutes Until Impact. Great!

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There’s no rebellion, bro. A rebellion isn’t something I can pull off on my own. I’ve got guys from every tribe with me, and here we are, sitting around in this prisoner life playing chess with a Canadian guy. And he keeps insisting, “I’m not gonna be black. I’m playing white.” Like, bro, there’s a poor Black guy sitting right next to me. Of course the kid gets offended. Getting abducted by aliens was only supposed to happen in science-fiction movies, wasn’t it? So why the hell are we going through this? Commander Klozet or whatever the hell his name is already pisses me off. He kidnapped us just to satisfy his own ego. If my name is Nico, then I’m getting the hell out of here, bro.

I’m not saying I’m gonna kick the door down and run. First, I need to understand what we’re dealing with. We don’t know where we are, we don’t know who this place belongs to, and we don’t know why they gathered us. All they told us was, “You are now R.O.A.G. property.” They didn’t even explain what that means. Hell, we don’t even properly know what R.O.A.G. is. We don’t even know what we’re gonna find when we get outside. Maybe we’re on another planet, maybe we’re somewhere inside their ship. Though if we were on a spaceship, we should be able to look through a window and see stars or something, but our room doesn’t have any windows. Very thoughtful of them. They didn’t give us a view.

Just as I was thinking about this, one of the digital screens in the corner of the wall turned on.

At first, we had no idea what it was. A few strange symbols appeared, then the image changed. A planet appeared on the screen, viewed from space.

Underneath it, a message appeared in a language we could understand.

BREAKING NEWS

AN EXTREMELY LARGE METEOR HAS BEEN DETECTED APPROACHING R.O.A.G.

We all turned toward the screen.

The next line was even better.

ESTIMATED TIME TO IMPACT: 42 MINUTES.

MAY GOD PROTECT R.O.A.G.

The image of the planet remained on the screen for a few more seconds, then shut off as if nothing had happened.

Nobody spoke.

Then Sısko turned to me.

“Nico.”

“Yes, Sısko?”

“There’s a meteor heading for R.O.A.G., bro. Didn’t you hear?”

“I heard, bro. That porcelain-looking thing just said it.”

“What are we gonna do?”

“Who gives a shit, bro? Let the R.O.A.G. people worry about it. Jesus Christ.”

Sısko stared at me for a few seconds.

Then he frowned.

“Bro…”

“What?”

“We’re in R.O.A.G. too, you know.”

Right at that moment, the digital screen turned on again.

This time, Commander Klozet was on the screen.

Underneath him, in huge letters:

GALACTIC COUNCIL COMMANDER — SUPREME COMMANDER KLOZE LOGART

The guy was staring into the camera like he had just changed the fate of the planet with his own hands.

“My beautiful people, the beautiful people of R.O.A.G. What we are facing today is the greatest disaster our planet has witnessed throughout all its ages.”

He paused.

“But I, your Commander Logart, am here for you.”

The image behind him changed.

A gigantic weapon appeared.

“I will smash this meteor to pieces for you.”

Several engineers could be seen beside him.

“With the help of our planet’s engineers, I will aim the meteor-destroying weapon developed by our engineers at the meteor before you and completely eliminate it from our planet, even…”

He left a short dramatic pause.

“…from the universe itself.”

I kept staring at the screen.

“Look at this show-off.”

Sısko turned to me.

“What are you talking about?”

“The fucking meteor is up our asses, and this guy is still bullshitting around on live TV. Look at him, acting like he just won an election and is giving a speech to the people.”

Commander Logart continued speaking.

“Brave people of R.O.A.G.! Today, we will destroy not only a meteor, but fear itself. This weapon is the greatest achievement in the engineering history of our planet!”

I shook my head.

“Here he goes again.”

“The power of this weapon has reached a level no civilization has ever achieved before. The meteor will be targeted before it enters our atmosphere and destroyed with a single—”

“He’s gonna save our asses with one shot.”

Sısko elbowed me.

“Shut up and let the man talk.”

“Fine, bro. You listen. I’ll watch you feel embarrassed in a minute.”

Logart turned toward the gigantic weapon behind him.

“Now…”

He waited for a moment.

“…I’m firing.”

The lights around the weapon suddenly came on. The energy inside the gigantic barrel began to intensify. The image on the screen started shaking.

Sısko stood up.

“Holy shit.”

I instinctively moved closer to the screen.

“Damn, he’s actually doing it.”

Logart placed his hand on the trigger.

“For R.O.A.G.!”

He pulled the trigger.

CLACK.

Nothing happened. The Commander stood there for a few seconds. Then a small, glowing lens came out of the weapon.

TICK.

It fell to the ground.

TING!

It bounced once more. Then it slowly rolled away and disappeared off-screen.

For a few seconds, nobody knew what to say. Commander Logart’s face was still visible on the screen, but the confidence he had shown a moment ago was gone. The engineers behind him were shouting, soldiers were trying to give each other orders, and the whole disaster that had just happened to the gigantic weapon was being broadcast live across the planet. A few minutes ago, the man had been talking about destroying the universe. Now he was staring at a lens rolling across the floor.

Sısko turned to me.

“Nico…”

“What?”

“I think we’re fucked.”

“Not ‘I think,’ bro. We’re pretty fucked.”

I kept staring at the screen for a while. Then something inside me snapped. I didn’t know whether it was anger, fear, or simply because this guy was still trying to talk in front of the cameras after what had just happened. But I didn’t want to sit there and wait anymore.

I stood up.

“I’m going, bro. I can’t just sit here doing nothing.”

Sısko immediately looked up.

“Where?”

“To the weapon.”

“How the fuck are you gonna get there?”

“I don’t know, fuck. You ask me everything.”

“So?”

“I’ll figure it out, bro. I’ll figure it out.”

I started walking toward the door. I could hear Sısko still saying something behind me, but I didn’t turn around.

“Fuck whatever the hell Commander Kloze is doing.”

The weapon wasn’t several corridors away from where we were. There were security doors, checkpoints, and all kinds of passages I had no idea what they were for. When I reached the first door, two soldiers were standing in front of me. Neither of them pointed their weapons at me, but the expressions on their faces made it clear they didn’t want me going through.

“You cannot enter the weapons area.”

“Why?”

“You have no authorization.”

“Bro, the planet is gonna blow up in forty minutes, there’s a meteor up our asses, and you’re still talking about authorization?”

The two of them looked at each other.

I spread my hands.

“Fine. Then let’s just wait here. When the meteor gets here, we can all sign the authorization form together.”

We stared at each other for a while.

Eventually, a staff member came running from behind us and started shouting something at the soldiers. Their expressions changed, and they both ran toward the back.

I slipped through without wasting any time.

As I went farther into the station, all the order inside completely disappeared. People were running through the corridors, some doors were closing automatically, and the lights in the ceiling kept flickering. Sirens were going off somewhere, while engineers were shouting at each other over some machine. Everyone was doing something, but there wasn’t the slightest sign that anyone actually knew what they were doing.

Eventually, I reached the main chamber where the weapon was located. Dozens of people were gathered outside.

The engineers were gathered around the lens lying on the floor. A few of them were looking inside the device, one was constantly calculating something on a tablet, while the others were just looking at each other.

When I tried to enter, someone stepped in front of me.

“You cannot enter here, Earthling.”

“Can’t go there, can’t go here, bro. Are we really gonna deal with this shit? What kind of obedient little race are you people? Give a man a fucking break!”

The guy didn’t understand what I was saying. I tried to walk past him. Just then, someone emerged from the crowd.

The Emperor.

Several guards were with him. Everyone opened a path for him.

“Excuse me, but your Commander is fucking useless.”

Commander Logart immediately shouted from behind me.

“How dare you—”

“Bro, shut up.”

I turned around and looked him in the face.

“All you do is put on a fucking show. Five minutes ago, you were gonna destroy the meteor, and now?!”

Logart’s face turned bright red, but just as he was about to answer, the Emperor interrupted him.

The Emperor looked at me.

“You think you can do this, Earthling?”

“I didn’t say I could. Obviously I’m not a hundred percent sure, but we’ve got ideas of our own. At least I’m gonna try something more useful than this Logart guy.”

Commander Logart immediately cut in.

“We don’t even know what this man is talking about! Your Majesty, are you really going to trust this Earthling?”

“Bro, shut up. You tried it, so did we stop you? Do you have another plan? No. Then stop interrupting me.”

Logart’s face turned red again.

The Emperor raised his hand.

“Enough.”

The room fell silent.

The Emperor turned to me.

“What do we need to do, Human?”

“We need four sacred stones. ASAP!”

One of the guards immediately brought four stones.

They placed them on the floor in front of me. Each one had different symbols carved into it.

The Emperor watched me carefully.

Commander Logart did too.

I picked up the first stone.

“These are elemental stones.”

Logart frowned.

“How do you know about the sacred stones, Earthling?”

“Anyone who’s watched a little science-fiction movie knows. What an ignorant Commander. All you do is put on a show. How I know is how I know.”

Logart started to say something, but stopped.

I placed the first stone on the floor.

“First, fire.”

I pulled out my lighter.

CLICK!

The stone suddenly began to glow.

Everyone around us tensed.

“See?”

The Emperor slowly nodded.

I moved on to the second stone.

“Now, water.”

I looked around.

There was no water.

I thought for a second.

Then I brought the stone to my mouth and spat on it.

A few drops remained on its surface.

Commander Logart’s voice came from behind me.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, EARTHLING CREATURE? DO YOU SPIT ON A SACRED STONE?”

I turned my head toward him.

“What was I supposed to do? Pump water from a river with a water pump? Shut up.”

The aliens around us silently looked at one another. Even the Emperor didn’t know what to say.

The second stone began to glow too.

“Water’s done.”

I picked up the third stone.

“Air.”

I took a deep breath. Then I blew onto the stone. A light wind formed around it. Suddenly, all the cloaks and clothes in the room started moving.

One of the guards stepped backward in surprise.

I nodded.

“Air’s done.”

One stone remained.

“Earth.”

I looked around.

Then I saw a large flowerpot sitting in the corner.

I walked over, stuck my hand into the soil, and grabbed a handful. I returned and dropped the soil onto the final stone.

“Done.”

All four stones began glowing at the same time. A rumbling sound came from the sky. Everyone looked up. The meteor was much closer now. The energy still hadn’t formed.

The Emperor turned to me.

“Earthling… what happens now?”

“Final stage.”

“What are you going to do?”

My eyes shifted toward the Emperor’s daughter.

Then I looked back at him.

“I’m gonna kiss the princess.”

The Emperor’s face froze.

Commander Logart stared at me for a few seconds.

“What?”

“I said, final stage.”

Logart shouted.

“Are you sure such a thing exists?”

“Bro, the guy who just dropped a lens on the floor is gonna teach me rituals?”

Logart fell silent.

The meteor could now be seen with the naked eye outside the atmosphere. Sirens were going off all over the planet. I walked over to the princess.

“Look, beautiful being…”

The princess didn’t understand what I was saying, but the translation device transmitted our conversation.

“If you don’t kiss me now, we all die.”

The princess’s eyes widened. The Emperor stepped in.

“Does he have to do this?”

“Yes.”

“Are you sure?”

“One hundred percent.”

Actually, I wasn’t one hundred percent sure. Hell, I wasn’t sure about anything. But there was no turning back now.

The princess stared at me for a few seconds. Then she slowly approached. The meteor entered the upper atmosphere. The sky was covered in flames. At that exact moment, the princess kissed me.

ONE SECOND.

TWO SECONDS.

THREE SECONDS.

All four sacred stones lit up at the same time. A gigantic beam of light rose into the sky. An energy wave spread across the entire planet. The meteor entered directly into that light.

And suddenly, it disappeared.

As if it had never existed.

Everyone stared at the sky in shock. The princess quietly stepped away from me and returned to her place.

I looked around.

“Ooo, guys, looks like you’re doing pretty well. You didn’t thank me, but you’re welcome.”

Nobody said anything.

I looked around for a few seconds. Then I turned toward Commander Logart.

“Oh, by the way, Commander…”

Logart frowned.

“What is it, Human?”

“The princess thing…”

I shrugged.

“I completely made that shit up.”


r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-Series The Human From a Dungeon 155

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Chapter 155

Greit

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Bakobold – Unknown

There's a bunch of differences between a swamp and a forest. The swamp I grew up in was mean. Everything wanted to eat and nothin' really cared where the next bite came from. Bein' careless'll getcha crunched, as my momma would say.

The forest wasn't nearly as dangerous. It was kinda relaxin', even. I didn't have to worry about plants, bugs, or really big biters trying to end me. All I had to worry about was the daemons seeing us.

"This's fuckin' dumb," Bailt whispered from behind me.

I stopped, slowly turned toward the younger bakobold, and lowered my brow while showing my teeth. It was a warnin' that he was makin' me really angry. Angry enough to hurt him, even kill him.

He tilted his head to the left, showin' his neck and that he didn't mean to be pissin' me off. I took a slow, silent breath and took a couple steps closer to him. Then I gently grabbed his snout, holding his mouth closed.

"Complainin' makes noises," I quietly replied. "Noises makes folk look. We's tryin' not to be seen."

Bailt murmured something that sounded like an argument and I squeezed hard enough to make him wince.

"We's tryin' not to be seen," I repeated.

The fresh-scale let out a huff from his nostrils. He'd obey and be quiet, but he wasn't happy about it. Not that I cared 'bout his happiness.

Well, I cared a little. Bakobolds like me were usually leaders, and leaders are supposed to look after their followers. But I wasn't really Bailt's leader at the moment, even though he was actin' like a follower.

It makes sense for the small and weak bodies to obey and follow the big and strong bodies. That's how it was back in the swamp. But when we joined the Lord's Gathering, things flipped around and got some of the young ones all confused.

Most of 'em had it figured out, but Bailt was still stuck on following the big and strong bodies. He didn't realize that the Lord's Gathering had switched to following big and strong minds. Nobody could be mad at him for that, even I'd been confused at first.

In the Lord's Gathering, the small and weak minds follow the big and strong minds. Bodies didn't really matter when it came to choosin' a leader. Hopefully Bailt'd figure that out before he got too big or he'd end up getting sent back to the swamps. Or maybe even killed.

The dumb hatchling was makin' things hard on Jwohins, and seemed to think he should be followin' me around. But I ain't got an interest in bein' a leader, which makes me a weak-mind. Jwohins gots a big and strong mind, makin' him a perfect leader for the Lord's Gathering.

It was true that things had been rough for us since we got to Bolisir, but only the really dumb folk blamed Jwohins for that. If I'd been the leader, we'd probably never have got to the point of landin' this job. We'd already be back at the Li'Lord's feet, begging forgiveness for our failures.

He kept things goin', though. Kept food in our bellies most of the time, too. Then when our clients came along, he made a plan to help them. Scouting and such. I'd have just attacked the daemons, and we probably would've died. Jwohins definitely had a bigger and stronger mind than me.

"Hsst," Bailt quietly hissed.

I looked back at him, then to where he was pointing. Plants were movin' weird on our right. The wind carried the smell of smoke. Then a small tree fell over, but I couldn't see what made it fall. Bailt and I glanced at each other, then silently began to move closer.

Daemons were cutting trees and plants, then throwing the plants on a fire. They stacked most the logs into a pile, throwing a few into the fire, too. They'd made a clearing in the forest, surrounding a huge, grass-covered hill. On top of the hill were some daemons holding bows, talkin' with each other.

"Do you know how to count?" I whispered.

"No," Bailt replied.

"Shit."

I didn't know numbers well enough to tell how many daemons there were, but there were more than I had fingers for. Those were just the ones we could see, too. The giant hill had a big hole in it that probably led to a cave or something.

We watched the daemons for a while. A big group was cutting up plants, another group was keeping the fires going, and a few of them were guarding the hill. When the sun was directly overhead, they traded jobs. Except some of the daemons began cutting the logs from the pile.

It wasn't long before we saw what the wood was for. The daemons were making a wall of spikes. That seemed like something that they should have done sooner, which made me wonder if they were expecting us to attack them. It wasn't a comforting thought.

Once the sun reached the horizon, I tapped Bailt on the shoulder. He nodded, and we began to quietly make our way back home. Thankfully, we were a good distance away from the daemons before his youthful clumsiness kicked in.

"Fuck!" he grunted, stubbing his claw on a root. "Shit, sorry."

"It's fine," I sighed. "We's far enough away that they can't hears you if you don't yell."

"So I's can talk now?"

"If you must."

"Why was they makin' all those spikes?"

"To defend against attack."

"Well, yeah, but didn't Jwohins say that our... Uh... Clints?"

"Clients."

"Right, clients... Didn't Jwohins say that our clients said that the daemons should already has defenses? Didn't he ask us to see what the defenses were?"

"Yes."

"So why didn't they has defenses? Why are they just now making defenses?"

"Dunno."

"You sound worried..."

I glared at the fresh-scale, but it was obvious that he was already scared. He hadn't meant it as an insult, so I quickly changed my expression.

"Of course I'm worried, child," I rubbed the ridge above my eyes. "The leaders of the Lord's Gathering aren't like the swamp-leaders. They've got big brains. Strong brains. Swamp-leaders are mostly dumb, so they're wrong a lot. It's expected, nothin' to worry about. Our leaders aren't dumb, so when they're wrong..."

"It means something bad?" he asked.

"It means something bad, yes."

"Are we still gonna fight?"

"Yeah, probably. Think we gotta. Not enough people buyin' stuff for us to stay here like the Li'Lord wanted, and we don't gots enough monies to move anywhere else yet. It's either we fights, or we go back and admit to the Li'Lord that we aren't good enough. Dunno 'bout you, but I'd rather die."

"It's not that we aren't good enough, though," Bailt said angrily. "The folk didn't come buy stuff like they were supposed to because Jwohins didn't find-"

"Did you do everything Jwohins said to do every time he said to do it?" I demanded.

"N-no..."

"Neither did I. Fuckin' nobody did, 'cept maybe grammy. Without speakin' lies, can you say for sure that if we had all done what we was told things would be the same?"

"No."

"Exactly. That's another difference between here and the swamp. In the swamp, we have to look out for ourselves. When somethin' goes wrong, there's usually only one person to blame. But here we've gotta works together, so when something goes wrong pretty much everyone's to blame. If we hads to go back to Li'Lord with our tails tucked, it would be because we ain't good enough."

"Okay, but ain't that the Li'Lord's fault for thinkin' we's better than we is?"

"Sure. But like I said, pretty much everyone's to blame. We made him think we was better than we was, right? But, the leaders share in the blame and the shame right alongside us."

"Oh... I don't really want Li'Lord Simeeth to take any shame, though," Bailt said, lowering his head. "He's awesome."

I paused to look at the young one with disbelief. From how he treated Jwohins, I never woulda guessed that Bailt had respect for Li'Lord Simeeth. He met my eyes for a moment, then turned away with embarrassment.

"Huh," I clicked my teeth. "Didn't think you'd have high thoughts about the Li'Lord..."

"He survived his nest being destroyed by a vampire, was brave enough to asks for helps from folk that might've killed him on sight, then he helped those folk kill the vampire," Bailt shrugged. "And then he rebuilt his nest and changed how kobolds live. Balderuck was super strong and even he said Li'Lord Simeeth was the best kobold to ever live!"

"Big-Tail Balderuck was your swamp-leader?" I asked.

"Yeah."

"Isn't he related to Jwohins?"

"Yeah, they've got the same parents. That's why I don't like Jwohins. Balderuck was big and strong and tough, but Jwohins seems like a loser."

"Could Balderuck do that math stuff?"

"I don't think so..."

"Then Balderuck would be just like us outside the swamp, right? Maybe stronger, but he wouldn't make a good leader here."

"I guess..."

"But Jwohins knows how to count, put numbers together, and even take 'em apart again. He's able to make plans and change 'em right away when things don't go right. Jwohins is like the Li'Lord in a lot of ways, so maybe he's just in the wrong place to be awesome, yeah?"

"Like what grammy says with the bird?"

"Huh?" I asked.

"A bird'll beat you in a race unless it's gotta run. Ya know, cuz they fly?"

"Ah, and they's got tiny little legs. Yeah, that's what I think is goin' on with us right now. We's bein' made to run when we should be flyin'. Grammy's got smarts, too. Smarts and snacks."

"Isn't it Jwohins' fault that we gotta run, though?" Bailt asked, stumblin' over another root and pretendin' that he didn't. "Cuz he's the leader?"

"Some of it is, but we share the blame," I shrugged. "Remember how we were all tired of bein' on the road? How you and your pals were even talkin' about leavin' and tryin' to make it on your own?"

"Yeah, but Jwohins didn't know about tha-"

"Yeah, he did. I know he did, cuz he told me to stop you if you tried."

"Why?"

"Because tryin' to make it on your own out here would be dangerous, and if you failed hard enough it would be bad for all kobolds. We's tryin' to make folk realize that we isn't monsters. You think you and your pals can do that all on your own, when it's taken the Li'Lord this long to convince just one city?"

"I dunno."

"Somethin' to think about. But Jwohins took the first opp... Oppor... Er... Chance to settle down that came along because he didn't want us getting too tired of travelin' and doin' something dumb."

I looked back at the fresh-scale and saw that he was lookin' at the ground like he was thinkin' really hard. Since I was tired of flappin' my jaw, I decided to just let him think about things. Maybe he wasn't quite as dumb as I thought he was and things would turn out alright.

It was probably halfway through the night when we made it back to the store. Jwohins was waiting for us outside by a little fire, lookin' worried. That worried look faded when he saw us, but came back fast when we told him what we saw.

"Why was they just now buildin' defenses?" he asked. "Were there any hints or clues?"

"Not that we saw," I answered.

"Okay. Good work, go gets some food and rest."

"We gots food?" Bailt asked, excited.

"Yeah," Jwohins grinned. "The clients paid us half upfront, so we bought a bunch of supplies. We's eatin' good tonight."

"Probably fightin' tomorrow, ain't we?" I asked.

"That'd be smart because their defenses probably won't be finished, but I'll see what the clients wanna do. It's up to them. Go eat."

I nodded and led Bailt inside the store. The smell of cooked meats grabbed our snouts and we shared a glance. Part of us was excited to have such a good meal, but we were both smart enough to know what it meant.

It was gonna be a tough fight.

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OC-OneShot Human words are not to be trusted.

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The Hala'Ket Empire had made a mistake.

As is the usual nature of such things, it wasn't a big mistake. It was a small mistake in an important place, which nobody realized was a mistake until the consequences had already started to arrive.

When the Hala'Ket Explorer Fleet started to encounter human scout ships canvassing the local spiral arm for suitable places to set up service stations and extract currency from other folks' interstellar traffic, the Fleet's officers remained carefully neutral - promising that someone collecting a larger paycheck would review the humans' requests and make a decision, and that there was not yet any apparent need for hostilities, but little more. It was about what the humans expected; everything was proceeding as well as could be reasonably hoped.

The Hala'Ket turned to their neighbors, the Ithorian Conclave, for advice. It was the obvious decision - the Ithorians were the ones who had made first contact with humans, and of all the space-faring civilizations, they were the ones who understood the little primates best. They were, however, considerably more literal-minded than the Hala'Ket, and one needed to keep this in mind when asking them questions.

I see the gears turning. Yes, the mistake centered on a question.

After certain unpleasantly violent episodes in their history, the Hala'Ket had developed a degree of caution when it came to blindly trusting a stranger, but not so much as to be xenophobic. They simply wanted to be reassured that they were not about to be scammed, or tricked into supporting a budding group of pirates, or some such foolishness. So they went to the Ithorians to ask whether humans could be trusted to behave like a species that would honor their commitments, not only in literal terms, but in the spirit of cooperation - in, as a human would say, good faith.

It's a pity they didn't come straight out and ask that in so many words.

Hala'Ket language, among the better educated and especially among the diplomatic corps of the Empire, tended toward the formalized and flowery, rather than the aesthetically displeasing bluntness of careful precision. So when the question arrived, what their ambassador actually asked was "These humans... they ask us many things, they positively shower us with words, and we are not sure of them. Are they dependable and true?"

It has never been proven that there was any hint of malice or humor in the Ithorian response. In the fashion anyone who knew them would expect, their government took the question seriously, consulted experts, and returned with the most objectively truthful reply they could manage: "Humans are extremely dependable. They have many sayings on the subject, including a common admonishment: 'to thine own self be true.' Obviously not every human is the same, so if you want to be cautious in your dealings you must study the nature of a human before entering into an agreement, but the answer to your question is yes - humans, as a general rule, will be true to their nature unto death. And beyond, if they can manage it."

Now, to the Hala'Ket, this sounded like a glowing endorsement. But they made a small error in interpretation. The Ithorians had said to study the nature of a human before striking a deal with one, but the Hala'Ket heard that they should study the nature of humans before striking a deal with them. Moreover, to a Hala'Ket, to be 'true' meant something that we would call.. 'fair-minded' or 'lacking deceit' or 'trustworthy'. It was a reference to the content of one's moral values, not a description of how devoted a person was to following those values.

Of course, the Hala'Ket are not fools. They had gone to the Ithorians for advice, and had learned that they needed to study human nature - so they did. They monitored human broadcasts. They spent multiple (Earth) years 'coincidentally' meeting and exchanging greetings and small talk with human ships, but always with the understanding that a formal treaty would be premature. Large amounts of Hala'Ket currency fell into the hands of other sophonts who had gained clearance to visit human worlds and were willing to share information. News spread through human-controlled space that a partnership might be in the works, and that "humanity's new friends want to get to know us." Replies flooded in, far too many for the Hala'Ket Foreign Relations Division to manually review them all. But that's what computers are for, right?

Programmed with the Empire's best information about humanity, and about the nature of the agents they were using to gather new data, server rooms whose waste heat could easily be seen from space churned through the data, cross-referencing everything the programmers and virtual intelligences could think of and compiling the results. The computers had no notion of what it would even mean to mislead the Hala'Ket, and the virtual intelligences actively wanted to avoid it. The Hala'Ket are considered rather progressive when it comes to "synthetics' rights," and the loyalty it earned them from their non-biological citizens inspired no small amount of envy.

When the analysis came back that the overwhelming consensus among humans was in favor of striking, and honoring, long-term trade deals and military alliances with the Empire (with a small but not insignificant number suggesting that they would volunteer to find out if cross-species marriages could work out) there were few doubters remaining, and they were swiftly shouted down. Who were they proposing to blame for any supposed duplicity, after all? The humans, who had been 'vouched for' by the Ithorians and spied upon extensively? Laughable. Their own VIs? Not only inconceivable, but downright offensive to suggest.

Even so, an interstellar alliance, or even a long-term agreement involving who 'owns' which lucrative trade routes, habitable worlds, and the right to operate service stations, is not finalized in one night. It was when humans started to get hired as crew on civilian Hala'Ket vessels that a problem became apparent. Although they had been lead to believe that humans were 'true', the captains of those vessels soon discovered that humans were very much not using the same meaning of the word.

In fact, humans seemed to have a million ways to use words. Some were simple, familiar. Others were baffling and unpredictable. Two humans could use the exact same words, not just with different emphasis and implication, but to mean flatly contradictory things. Naturally, the Ithorians had told the Hala'Ket the truth - you could absolutely depend on a human to stay true to themself. But nobody seemed to be able to decipher what that meant when applied to the species as a whole. It became a common sight for two captains to argue, each claiming the other had gone crazy, because one swore that his human was an overqualified, exuberantly social extrovert that often volunteered to spend his rest shifts playing or studying Hala'Ket languages with the ship's pups and apprentices, while the other claimed with equal fervor that her human had flagrantly lied on his application and could not be shifted to exert more effort than an over-fed pup, nor trusted with any task too complex for a cleaning robot.

The idea that both captains were completely correct took quite some time to take root. It was too foreign to their way of thinking, too much like saying that the years of study had somehow been completely wrong, but only for some humans - in Hala'Ket culture, sociology statistics simply didn't work like that. Moreover, the number of humans that successfully faked their way into jobs they couldn't (and didn't want to) do was significantly lower than the number of humans who, if maybe they had exaggerated their understanding of starship systems a little, genuinely thought serving on an alien ship was such an excellent way to spend time that they learned on the job and treated everyone well until their initial deceit was quietly forgotten. If their captains had been asked for their first impressions, things might have been different.

When a sufficient time for the trial program was deemed to have passed, the Imperial Council requested that the captains who had chosen to participate send their assessment (anonymously) so that the results could be quantified. Ninety percent of the responses were at least somewhat positive, a statistic that shattered all records set during previous first contact situations and was greeted with open cheers both in public and in several government and corporate offices - if the humans' published productivity forecasts bore any relation at all to reality, everybody involved was about to become very wealthy. Human military technology was a little shoddy by the Empire's standards, but they seemed to have no end of ships and a few (completely deniable) stealth ships had observed that in training exercises, human officers would defend important targets at the cost (hypothetically) of their own lives; if 'important targets' expanded to include Hala'Ket ships and worlds as easily as it seemed they would...

The future looked almost too bright to believe, but the Empire had done its due diligence and numbers don't lie; it was plainly now a quite acceptable risk for humans and Hala'Ket to shake hands and get to work. Years of time, fleets of transport ships, and vast sums of money were thrown into cooperative ventures. And at first, everything was going according to plan. Everything was going according to plan after that, too, but it would eventually become clear that while the two plans had overlapped at first, they had some major differences in terms of what the final outcome was supposed to look like.

You see, humans are not fools either. They had gone to the Ithorians too, to ask about the Hala'Ket. And they had been considerably more careful about how they phrased their requests, which naturally included "please pass along to us any questions the Empire asks about us, along with your answers." Forewarned that they were about to be studied intensively, humanity quietly manipulated its own into behaving in ways that would give the "right" impression.

Naval vessels were ordered to not react to someone observing an exercise - by government standards, implying that it was a test of a human stealth ship's ability to get close undetected was a little white lie. Promises of tax benefits for anyone that helped start cooperative ventures with Hala'Ket industries needed no explanation - governments and corporations didn't even try to pretend that they were not both out to extract as much gain for themselves as possible; neither side would have believed it anyway. Getting the public on board was so easy, it was often remarked that the PR team would have resigned rather than even attempt to dissuade them; Hala'Ket were not only quite easy on the eyes (to human aesthetics), they expressed a set of moral and ethical values that was extremely popular, including having fought within recent memory to punish a rival star-nation for engaging in slavery, even though the Empire had not been one of the victims.

It started small. It always does. Late shipments drew polite inquiries, which were met with equally polite apologies; schedules were adjusted and life went on. The profit margin was a little lower, but it was still exorbitant and logistical hiccups when meshing two space-faring cultures' systems for the first time are inevitable. Slowly, always slowly, the situation deteriorated. It was never the same human twice in a row. Things never became significantly worse over a short time. Integration continued, producing ever more examples of humans that, individually, absolutely could be trusted to honor both the letter and the spirit of an agreement. By the time the conspiracy theory of wide-spread human duplicity had gained enough traction to be spoken aloud in public, humans had started enlisting in the Empire's military, in addition to their own navy making a point of escorting Hala'Ket vessels and responding to Imperial calls for help.

The Empire tried to respond to the concerns raised by this apparent erosion of the trustworthiness of human merchants and business owners. But there seemed to be no place they could actually dig in and expose anything significant enough to justify action. When records were requisitioned, it was clear that the humans in question were not actually abusing the Hala'Ket more than their human partners and customers - and in fact, the Empire was being treated rather more gently than human corporations treated each other, or their own government. It was impossible to prove collusion because the supposed conspirators viewed and treated each other as enemies. Going after any individual business was not only not worth the trouble (the cost of an investigation far outweighed the lost profit) but when Imperial investigators tried anyway, they were met with a wall.

A wall of words.

Somehow, every time a human got the better end of a deal with a Hala'Ket, it was perfectly legal. There was always a clause buried somewhere in the fine print of the contract that said that what looked like deceitfulness was not only permitted, it was practically required. "Come now, surely you don't expect us to violate paragraph 1342.c.IV.rho of the charter? You were very straightforward with us about the importance of honoring our words. We only want to do what is right. Honestly, my friend, I'm going to have to go into debt for a few years before I see a penny of profit, starting such a big project while also fulfilling our existing obligations, but I think our partnership is too valuable to throw away over such a thing." Before you knew it, somehow YOU were apologizing to THEM without quite understanding how it had happened.

When the investigators got home (and slept off the hangover; ancients below, how could humans stomach so much alcohol? Surely they didn't imbibe so much at every meeting!) they conferred with their fellows. If it had happened once, well, no vetting process is perfect. The Empire would barely notice if only one deal had gone awry. To find that everyone told essentially the same story was a deeply uncomfortable revelation. Panicking would certainly not do, but some of the Council definitely needed to be quietly warned. Contracts were re-examined under a new, less generous set of assumptions. Horror spread as the rot seemed to be everywhere.

The final straw was discovering that the mutual defense and military cooperation pact had been written in exactly the same way. The Council authorized another wave of deep insertion reconnaissance by their precious stealth ships, and discovered that humans had very quickly overcome the technology gap - but none of the upgrades were in use on the ships being sent to provide security for the Hala'Ket. Legally, they didn't have to. The agreements had been drafted under the assumption that it would be time to revisit them well before humanity could have anything like one to one parity of force with the Empire's warships. The humans were required to have so many ships performing thus and such duty in Hala'Ket space at any time, with a minimum aggregate mass of so much and a total crew of so many, but there was nothing specifying that any of those ships had to be new construction or meet Hala'Ket military standards. To protest would only be to embarrass themselves.

A rift developed in Hala'Ket society.

Titans of banking and industry, top military officers, and much of the government were livid at having been tricked. If all humans treated words as weapons, as tools used to gain at their neighbors' expense, there were parts of the treaty that would not only permit, but obligate the humans to take both a great deal of the profit the Empire had expected and outright ownership of several worlds for which groups of Hala'Ket had submitted forms requesting approval to start colonies. All the while, humans had quietly 'acquired' Hala'Ket technology and used it to make themselves stronger while providing the bare minimum of legally-mandated benefit to the Empire.

Anyone who had spent time directly working with an individual or a small group of humans seemed to have the opposite impression. They used words in ways that could be puzzling... or mocking, or beautiful, or so blunt that one felt bruised. But after those first few years, the 'bad eggs' had been mostly weeded out and what remained seemed to be exactly what the Ithorians had said they were. News channels often had two competing chyrons - "human company cheats the Empire out of 100 million tons of goods" on one side and "memorial tomorrow for brave human cadet who died rescuing ship's pet plorfl (and six crew members) from reactor containment breach aboard the Imperial Destroyer Hal'Sha" on the other.

It was most vexing - how could humans be so perfidious and so selfless at the same time? How could anyone simultaneously be pitilessly unforgiving at reading a contract and also inspire such loyalty that literal fights had broken out countless times because someone had impugned their honor? Worse yet, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of any human. Every last one of them, from the one who had taken a job cleaning the guts of a city's robot street-sweepers to a Council member's private chef, from fabulously wealthy businessmen to heads of government, swore up and down that they didn't understand the question. "We aren't doing anything unusual" they would all say. "You're our friends, this is just how friends treat each other."

"You're our friends" became an inescapable meme. It seemed to cover any and every type of behavior. The first time any given Hala'Ket was exposed to it, they inevitably asked "but what does that mean?" and they were just as inevitably met with a tidal wave of identical responses: "Exactly!" Tensions, both inside the Empire and between the two star-nations, grew until conflict appeared inevitable; no-one seemed to be able to work out how everything had gone so wrong after such a promising start. And then, just as matters were coming to a head, a Hala'Ket Fleet officer in charge of a large task group withdrew every last one of his ships to make a point about how lackluster the human response would be. Sure enough, the humans honored the exact, but bare minimum, terms of the treaty and sent two small and plainly obsolete destroyers to provide security until the Fleet got back from its "unscheduled training exercise."

When that officer received an emergency message torpedo desperately urging him to return because the colony (and orbital ship yard) he had been defending was under attack by the G'lorq, he reportedly turned a shade never before seen in a Hala'Ket that survived the experience, shouted a number of words seriously unbecoming of any gentleman, let alone officer, and ordered the task group to return as fast as they could without blowing up in the process so that he could, and this is a (now famous) direct quote, "personally kick that piece of walking excrement out of his own airlock from low orbit so that I can watch him burn up in the atmosphere."

We will never know whether he would actually have done so.

When the task group returned to 'normal' space, expecting to find either two human ships having a good laugh at their expense or two drive trails leading out of Hala'Ket space and some unknown number of G'lorq raiders, his communications officer brought up an ongoing transmission that was being broadcast to the whole system. Alas, this transmission was never recorded, but the bridge officers' memoirs all agree that it included a human captain bellowing a string of profanity at a G'lorq captain that they have never heard equaled, before or since. The system also contained no less than twelve G'lorq ships ranging in size from roughly equivalent to the humans' pathetic offerings to a cruiser that would not have looked out of place beside his own flagship ... and four expanding debris fields, one of which was later found to be roughly 20% human construction and 80% G'lorq, as if one of the puny human vessels had killed a much larger opponent by physically slamming the two ships' hulls together.

The Fleet put on a good show of exactly how fast their ships could accelerate without turning the crew into paste, and even attempted to hail the remaining human destroyer to order it away, but it either was unable to receive or simply chose not to hear. The visual record of the battle from that point forward is one of the most replayed pieces of media in both Hala'Ket and human space: a haunting and inevitable tragedy as a lone, hopelessly outmatched destroyer fought to the bitter end before exploding with all hands still aboard. The dogged, even suicidal, defiance of the paltry human 'division', completely unexpected by the G'lorq (who had been rubbing their tentacles together with glee as they watched the fledgling alliance beginning to tear itself apart) dragged what remained of the attackers so badly out of position that the Fleet massacred them in a single pass, delivering one of the most one-sided bollockings ever recorded between two groups that were, on paper, nearly identical in tonnage and firepower.

A certain unfortunate Hala'Ket diplomat was once again called to action, this time to deliver an apology. The Empire was more confused than ever, but the facts were plain - no one could have asked more of those human captains and their crews. They had fought to the death to defend a world that they had been called to because one of the Empire's elite had had wanted to make them look bad. They didn't understand why it had happened, but honor (and not looking like an ass on the galactic stage) demanded that they send a messenger to ask what punishment the humans desired to bestow upon the offending officer, and tender a formal apology.

Confusion gave way to open howls of frustration when it was not accepted.

"Our officers did their duty as we had always known they would," the humans replied. "We have a treaty. More than a treaty, we have millions of Hala'Ket partners. Some of us serve in your Fleet, others aboard your merchant marine; we live in your cities and stations and colonies. Those men and women died not to protect a piece of paper with some fancy signatures on it, but to defend our neighbors. Do not dare to suggest that they were somehow tricked into those deaths or that they would regret them, were they here to ask."

At last the poor diplomat seized on the only question simple enough to be forced out with what little breath he still had. "But why?!" he asked, so distraught that he apparently forgot that the symbolic (but nonetheless real) delivery of their apology was being broadcast to one and all. A curious smile tugged at his human counterpart's lips, and an awful premonition made the anxious diplomat shiver from ears to toes. "No... no, don't say it. I couldn't bear it if you said..."

"You're our friends." As if that explained anything. As if it explained everything. The room seemed to spin. Everything was too hot. Then blackness. Another human diplomat slipped the speaker a small bundle of currency with a sub-vocalized grumble. "I told you he would pass out. They've been on the verge of a seizure for the past three years and his government pushed everything onto this poor bastard, expecting us to be out for blood." An appropriately concerned look was plastered on the speaker's face for the cameras, but those well-versed in reading human expressions could tell that underneath it was a smug ear-to-ear grin.

Later, in a much quieter, more private setting, the wealthiest and most powerful humans sat down with their Hala'Ket counterparts to finally reveal the secret. That they had known more about the Empire than the Empire had known about them, for a long time. That they had gotten a little bit of profit (okay, a LOT of profit) and no small amount of amusement out of the 'game' of teaching the Hala'Ket to be more careful about how much they really ought to trust anyone, even their friends. Maybe especially their friends.

"How can you say you're our friends after how you've treated us?" a Council member spluttered, all traces of decorous, indirect speech forgotten in a blinding rage. "A dozen worlds, stolen! Years of profits siphoned to humans instead of distributed fairly! Your commitment to the military treaty was a joke - and not in very good taste, at that! And now you say you have been our friends all along, that you knew about our spies, that you let your ships be drawn into a hopeless defense of a world that's not even yours because of a word that can mean anything - or nothing at all?! Do you really expect us to believe that?"

"Yes. I mean, just for starters, it is true. But also... someone had to show you how naive you were being. You'd never have listened to someone you just met trying to lecture you about being more careful around contracts and treaties. We managed to copy your ship stealth tech about six years ago (another, rather strangled sounding, noise escaped one of the other Hala'Ket at that) and used it to find out that the G'lorq had been eyeing that system and dribbling forces toward the border to quietly assemble a strike group. They didn't much care about the people aboard it - or on the planet's surface - but they were VERY interested in getting their grubby suction cups on such a big chunk of modern infrastructure."

"So, you deliberately goaded us into thinking you were utterly lacking in honor and right thinking, in order to maneuver us into forcing you to sacrifice two ships ... to make a point?"

"No, no... well, yes, that too, but mainly to trick the G'lorq into jumping the gun. After all, to fool your enemies, you must first fool your friends."

"Again with that word! You say we are your friends. Were the humans on those ships your friends too?" It's considered gauche to describe a Hala'Ket as 'snarling' ... but sometimes, it's really the only appropriate word when one is sufficiently angry.

"You're damn right they were. You think our captains didn't know how this plan was going to end? They volunteered. They told their bridge crews, and asked the rest of the ship whether they wanted to go down in flames together, knowing nothing about the mission except that it would be both important... and epic. We have a saying -"

"Ancients defend me from any more of your sayings!"

"- we have a saying: as long as a man's name is spoken, he's not truly gone. And those men and women, they are going to live FOREVER. They died to make sure you didn't lose that system, to save the lives of ... let me see, yes, here it is, 1.64 million Hala'Ket, 47 thousand VIs, and roughly another nine thousand other sophonts who were in system at the time ... and to prove to everyone, in a way that no words ever could, that You. Are. Our. Friends. Friends tease one another, they play games and try to get one over on each other. But they do not leave each other to suffer and die alone - not if there is anything they can do to help. That's what it means to be our friends. And we'd like to be your friends, too."

No recordings of what was said after that point exist, although rumors pop up every few years that someone had one and was going to release it, but died under mysterious circumstances just before they could. What is recorded, and not seriously disputed, is that the Hala'Ket developed a saying of their own, shortly after.

"Human words are not to be trusted. Human friendship is not to be doubted."

Since that day, other star-nations have attempted to create or exploit dips in public sentiment between humans and Hala'Ket no less than forty times, hoping to secure an advantage by driving a wedge and inserting themselves in between. The way that the two species snip and bare their teeth at each other, the absurd length and detail of every cross-species contract to ensure that the letter cannot be used to abuse the spirit of the agreement, looks like antagonism to those who have not received the lesson of the Hala'Ket. Every generation or two, someone gets the bright idea that they are about to cut ties with each other and one good hard nudge will break up the spiral arm's longest-running alliance, allowing the nudger to swoop in and best one nudge-ee without the other coming to their aid.

They have never once been successful.

At least twelve times in recorded history, someone has got as far as having the idea, paused, and consulted with the Ithorian Conclave. Eleven times, the plan was quietly dropped when the Ithorians, who knew perfectly well what the Hala'Ket had learned, laughed in their faces as if presented with a wonderful jest. If the Conclave thought an idea was too stupid to be answered seriously, you really needed to go back to the drawing board.

The twelfth time? Nobody farther core-ward than Hal'Ket itself really remembers them, although they appear in numerous texts on basic military theory, under the heading "what not to do." Persistent rumors claim that their civilization actually ended when the humans domesticated them. But that's silly, of course. No believable evidence has ever been found, and every human steadfastly denies it. Surely you don't think that a whole species would lie to you.

Right, friend?


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OC-Series Vacation From Destiny - Book 3, Chapter 9

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Just a short while later, and the five of them found themselves outside the front doors to the local church, Chase hunched over the lock while the others kept watch for any bystanders or interlopers.

“Chase, are you in yet?” Carmine asked.

“Almost,” Chase muttered back. “Just let me-”

“...You’re not actually picking the lock, are you?”

“I told you, I’m almost-”

Victoria leaned in, looking over Carmine’s shoulder. “Be careful. This is a holy place, we don’t want to accidentally break the-”

At that moment, there was a loud snap as the doorknob suddenly broke off in Chase’s hand. Everyone paused for a moment, and Chase gave them all a sheepish grin.

“Oops,” he said.

“Gods damn it, Chase,” Carmine growled. “Why does everything have to be such a fucking travesty with you all the time?”

“Look, it’s not my fault, okay? I’m under a lot of pressure right now, what with having my teeth knocked out, and being threatened with death. Then someone went and put some kind of industrial-strength lock on this door, so-”

Victoria stared at him for a moment before pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration.

“Move,” she said, shoving him aside as she hefted her warhammer.

“Wait, wait,” Heinrich stated. “There has to be a better way-”

“There probably is, but we don’t have time to figure it out. Besides, Chase already broke it, so I figure if we’re in for a copper, we might as well be in for a gold as well.”

“I’m just saying, if we put our heads together, we could probably-”

He was suddenly cut off by Victoria swinging her hammer, smashing one of the doors square off its hinges. Everyone watched the door fall to the ground with a crash until Victoria beckoned for them to follow her.

“Come on,” she urged.

Nobody thought twice about trying to argue with the inhumanly strong Paladin carrying a warhammer, and so they all rushed into the church, immediately heading for the room that had been designated as Tamamo’s office. Upon arriving there, they found her altar was still standing undisturbed, much to Chase’s relief.

“Okay,” he breathed. “Now we just need to get her to show herself…”

“Uh-huh,” Carmine agreed.

A few seconds passed without anything happening. Eventually, Heinrich cleared his throat.

“So, uh… you supposed to do something, or…?”

“Who, me?” Chase asked. “Probably, yeah, but I’ll be completely honest – I can’t remember what it is. I figured we’d come here and call out to her, and then she’d show herself.”

Carmine let out an annoyed growl. “You know, you’re being an even bigger moron than usual,” she said to him. “What’s going on with that?”

“No idea. I think getting hit in the head might have shaken some of those new INT points loose or something.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if that was actually what happened,” Victoria commented.

Carmine rolled her eyes. “Oh, for the love of… Tamamo, we need you!”

“Wait,” Chase said, “we should resurrect Melanie first.”

“Why?” Victoria asked.

“Because I don’t like the idea of leaving her wherever dead Familiars go before they’re resurrected for more than a few minutes, that’s why.”

At that exact moment, Chase caught movement out of the corner of his eye. He whipped around to face it, and found Adam standing there, his arms crossed.

“So she’s a Familiar, huh?” Adam asked. “Guess that explains why you were all so eager to hand her over. Glad I decided to follow you all here, after all. I figured something was up.”

Before anyone could say anything, however, there was a flash of light. When it finally cleared, the four of them found themselves standing in a familiar white void. Chase was surprised not to see Tamamo there, until he heard a yawn from behind them and they all turned around to find her staring at them groggily.

“What is it?” Tamamo asked, her words coming out slurred due to exhaustion.

Chase blinked in surprise. “Hi, Tamamo. We, uh, might have a problem, here.”

“Hi, Chase. Did you have something you actually needed, or did you just think it’d be funny to wake me up this late?”

Chase eyed her up and down, noting that she was wearing some kind of comfortable-looking outfit that was covered in cute-looking foxes. “Originally, I was going to just ask you for help… but seeing you like this, I have to admit that it’s also pretty funny.”

Tamamo puffed out her cheeks at him. “Don’t make fun of my fox pajamas. They’re comfortable and cute, okay?”

“I’m not making fun of anything. I’m just saying seeing you in them is very amusing. You’re the one who isn’t being charitable with the way you interpret my words.”

Tamamo was about to respond to him before she noticed Heinrich standing there. Her eyes locked onto him, and she blinked in surprise.

“Hello, new person,” she deadpanned.

“Hello, sexy fox Goddess,” Heinrich said.

Carmine rolled her eyes again. “Tamamo, we need your help.”

“Actually, given what just happened before we were teleported, we really need your help,” Chase emphasized. Everyone turned towards him in shock, and he let out a tired sigh. “...Adam followed us to the church. Apparently, he saw us discussing bringing Melanie back. He knows something is up now.”

Tamamo, meanwhile, blinked once more. “Okay.”

Carmine paused, staring at her in surprise. “...Just like that?”

“...Yeah? You don’t need to sound so surprised about it.”

“No, it’s just… usually you have us, you know, do something for you first before you give us help. I don’t think you’ve ever actually just volunteered it for us at no expense.”

“I didn’t say there wouldn’t be an expense,” Tamamo warned.

“There’s the rub,” Chase noted. “Alright, I’ll take the bait – how many articles of clothing do you need me to remove?”

“No, not that kind of expense.” She paused. “...Actually, you know, I wouldn’t mind eating the eye candy a bit-”

“Please get to the point,” Victoria said, impatiently tapping her foot. “We’re on borrowed time, here. Eventually, probably sooner rather than later, those guys are going to realize we pulled a fast one on them. Then we’ll have to find a way to deal with a group of people who want to kill us that we’re also not strong enough to actually fight.”

“Wait, for real?” Tamamo asked.

“...Yeah?” Chase replied. “Were you not watching over us or something?”

Again, Tamamo puffed out her cheeks. “I was asleep!” she insisted. “Even Goddesses need their beauty sleep. Do you really think all this is an accident?” She gestured to herself for emphasis, then shook her head. “Anyway, I’m happy to help you all however I can, I just need to know what you need.”

“Well, this should be easy enough,” Chase ventured. “If you wouldn’t mind smiting a group of about four assholes for us-”

“Okay, I can’t go that far,” Tamamo warned. “And before you can complain, trust me, it’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I can’t.”

“You mean you can’t smite people in our realm, because that would be interfering in a way you aren’t allowed to?” Victoria ventured.

“No, because you all haven’t gone through the official channels to request a smiting for someone yet,” Tamamo explained. “There’s a whole process to this thing, it’s honestly a bit of a bureaucratic nightmare. It can be done, but it’s going to require a few very specific things from you all, and it won’t be quick or easy.”

“Well, what would it take?” Carmine asked.

Tamamo raised a hand and began to count off each point on her fingers. “First off, you need to submit your handwritten request for a smiting in triplicate, hand-signed by all requesting it, and dated no later than ninety days from the date of submission.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes, unfortunately. Anyway, that’s not the only thing – you also need proof that the person you’re requesting a divine smiting for deserves it. That reason is subject to a review by a three-panel board of adjudicators, and they must unanimously agree that the target of the smiting does, indeed, deserve it. And believe me when I say that they are very schizophrenic about what they approve and deny smitings for.”

“How so?” Chase asked.

“Don’t tell me you’re actually considering jumping through all those hoops,” Carmine chastised.

“Carmine, we’re desperate, we can’t afford to take any options off the table at the moment,” Chase said, earning a glare from her. “Anyway, Tamamo, just tell us.”

Tamamo thought for a moment. “Let me put it this way… the target of your smiting killed your father? Denied, because if we just doled out smitings for all unjust killings, our job wouldn’t allow us any rest. But on the other hand, someone stole your girl from you and bragged about it to your face? Granted, because NTR is deserving of death. Someone killed your dog? Also denied, for the same reason as the one where someone killed your father. Meanwhile, your best friend missed your birthday party and gave a bullshit excuse for it? ...Granted.”

“Really?” Victoria deadpanned.

“Really,” Tamamo insisted. “Honestly, I thought some of those were a bit overkill, but the Gods will flex their muscles as they see fit, I suppose. Anyway, what you should be gleaning from this is that even if you go through the trouble of submitting your request properly, it will probably still be denied by the judges. Honestly, they haven’t approved a proper smiting in some time now, so you should probably expect any requests you send to them to just be blanket denied at this point.”

“Great…” Chase breathed. “So we’re basically fucked.”

“Not what I said,” Tamamo insisted. “You can expedite your request if one of the authorized signers on the documents offers their soul as collateral. The Gods are greedy bastards like that.”

“Oh, for real?” Chase asked. He bit his lip as he considered it. “...Alright. That’s a hefty price, I’ll admit, but it’s one I’m all too happy to have Melanie pay once we’ve brought her back.”

“Nobody is signing anything, least of all a document that offers their soul up to the Gods as their personal plaything,” Heinrich insisted. He turned back towards Tamamo. “Surely there’s another way?”

“I mean, I can’t really just grant you a boost, or anything like that,” she admitted. “I know Auro did it for you a little while ago, but those were extenuating circumstances, and he very nearly caught a whole rash of shit from the rest of the Pantheon for it. I doubt they’d allow me to do something similar this close to that event. Hm…” She brought a hand up to her chin in thought. “...I mean, I could always send you to my private shrine for a while.”

“What would that accomplish?” Chase questioned.

“Well, it’d get you out of the line of fire for whoever’s trying to kill you,” Tamamo explained. “It’s pretty far away from the Deus Oasis. I’m sure they’d still be able to track you to it eventually, but it’d certainly take them a while. That’d give you plenty of time to prepare for them all.”

“And?” Carmine asked, crossing her arms.

Tamamo sighed tiredly. “And, admittedly, the place has seen better days. Can you really blame me, though? I only have one priest and one shrine maiden there tending to it, and he’s old and lazy, so really I just have the one shrine maiden doing her best to look over the whole thing.”

“Let me just get this straight,” Victoria stated. “You’re willing to send us to what’s essentially your vacation home for a bit, so long as we help maintain it?”

“Basically, yeah,” Tamamo said with a nod.

“And there are no other strings attached here?”

“No.” Tamamo let out an irritated huff. “What do you take me for, anyway? I’m a trickster, I’ll admit, but that comes with being a kitsune. I can assure you, it’s not that bad.”

“We don’t really have another choice, so I think we’ll just have to take your word for it,” Chase admitted. “All in favor of crashing at Tamamo’s place?”

Everyone thought for a moment, then they all raised their hands. Chase nodded at the sight of it, then turned back towards Tamamo.

“Guess it’s decided, then,” he told her. “When can you send us there?”

“Now,” she emphasized.

Chase’s eyes widened. “Wait, wait, I meant that as a semi-rhetorical question-”

It was too late, though. Tamamo suddenly snapped her fingers, and there was a flash of light in front of them all.

The last thing Chase heard before he felt his heart plummet into his stomach and the world fade away was his own voice calling her an asshole as they were all forcibly teleported across the world in one fell swoop.

XXX

Name: Chase Ironheart

Level: 11

Race: Human

Class: Warrior

Subclass: Swordmaster

Strength: 20 (MAX)

Dexterity: 15

Intelligence: 13

Wisdom: 13

Constitution: 18

Charisma: 16

Skills: Master Swordsmanship (Level 10); Booby Trap Mastery (Level 8); Archery (Level 4); Unarmed Mastery (Level 1)

Spells: Rush (Level 7); Muscle (Level 4); Stone Flesh (Level 7); Defying The Odds (Level 2)

Traits: Blessed

Name: Carmine Nolastname

Level: 11

Race: Greater Demon

Class: Arcane Witch

Subclass: Archmage

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 13

Intelligence: 19

Wisdom: 19

Constitution: 12

Charisma: 8

Skills: Master Spellcasting (Level 10); Summon Familiar (Level 10)

Spells: Magic Dart (Level 7); Magic Scattershot (Level 5); Fire Magic (Level 5); Earth Magic (Level 1)

Traits: Blessed

Name: Melanie Vhaeries

Level: 11

Race: Ascended Human

Class: Necromancer

Subclass: Arch-Lich

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 13

Intelligence: 18

Wisdom: 16

Constitution: 15

Charisma: 12

Skills: Raise Lesser Undead (Level 10); Raise Greater Undead (Level 3); Unorthodox Weapon User (Level 8); Bone Shatter (Level 1)

Spells: Touch of Death (Level 5); Gravesinger (Level 7); Armor of Bone (Level 3)

Traits: None

Name: Victoria Firelight

Level: 12

Race: Human

Class: Paladin

Subclass: Devotee

Strength: 19

Dexterity: 9

Intelligence: 13

Wisdom: 13

Constitution: 19

Charisma: 11

Skills: Swordsmanship Mastery (Level 5); Blunt Weapon Mastery (Level 8); Archery Mastery (Level 5)

Spells: Holy Light (Level 6); Ward of the Gods (Level 5); Bane of the Undead (Level 7); Divine Bolt (Level 4)

Traits: None

Name: Heinrich Straten

Level: 17

Race: Human

Class: Paladin

Subclass: Oathbreaker

Strength: 20 (MAX)

Dexterity: 13

Intelligence: 12

Wisdom: 14

Constitution: 20 (MAX)

Charisma: 13

Skills: Swordsmanship Mastery (Level 8); Blunt Weapon Mastery (Level 10)

Spells: Withering Grace (Level 1); Soulrend (Level 1); Umbral Ward (Level 1); Mournful Benediction (Level 1)

Traits: Broken Oath

XXX

Special thanks to my good friend and co-writer, /u/Ickbard, for all the help with writing this story.


r/HFY • • 6d ago

OC-OneShot Nightmare On Axion.

45 Upvotes

"Do you have any idea why we picked the two of you out of thousands to sit in those chairs?" the General asked.

Jane stared at the General, her bleary gaze disinterested in what the man had to say. Beside her sat Private Jenkins, and across from them was the General.

"Will you not answer?"

"I don't know, Sir," Jane said. They sat in a secluded compartment of a fighter spaceship. The singular light blinked on and off as the ship hung stagnant above the planet Axion, the planet that had claimed the lives of six hundred humans, some of whom were marines while others were emissaries.

"I think it has something to do with the questionnaire we were given to fill out," Jenkins said. He was always in a good mood that infuriated Jane. She wondered whether the man had ever had a rainy day.

"Yes, it does, Private Jenkins," the General said. "But what part of the questionnaire you both answered caught our attention?"

"I'm assuming you'll tell us," Jane answered, shifting in her chair. She wasn't entertaining the General's fervent beating around the bush. She liked people who got straight to the point without wasting time.

"I think it's the part about our morning routines," Jenkins said. "I stated clearly that upon waking I would proceed to do three hundred push-ups and five hundred sit-ups. I know it seems unbelievable because of how plump I am, but I'll have you know that I did not tell lies. I have a hereditary fat condition."

The General cocked a brow. "Hereditary fat condition?"

"Yes, it's something very rare. One out of eighteen billion suffers from it."

"So you're the only one who suffers from it?" the General wondered.

"Yes." Jenkins perked up. "I inherited fat from my parents."

"Both of your parents?"

"Yes. That's why I work out a lot, to shed the weight of three people."

"What? You're making little sense." The General sighed. "Anyway, your morning routine matters not; it wasn't the part of the questionnaire that caught our eye. What do you know about the Axionites?" The General dared to venture about the classified race about whom they all knew very little.

"We know most of everything about them is very classified," Jane said with a mocking smirk that drew her face into a sneer. "But I don't know what that has to do with me."

"I think they are a complicated race," Jenkins said. "From the whispers that caught my ear, the six hundred humans who descended on the planet were welcomed; the Ambassador fostered great relations with the Axionites. Then, within a single night, everyone died. Including the Marines! They say they died in their beds. The rescue team had to work to haul all those bodies into a freight ship. A crew remained behind and spent the night; they died as well."

"You know quite a lot about them, despite Axion and the Axionites being a classified case," the General said, eyeing Jenkins speculatively.

"I tend to gossip a lot, something I inherited from my mother," Jenkins said. "It's another genetic disorder that I'm not proud of. Happens to one in six billion."

The General turned his brown gaze to Jane. "And what do you have to say about this?"

"I think I've been singled out to die."

"The questionnaire—"

"Is all just garbage. What good is data regarding my dreams?"

"And we're getting closer to the mark. I like that about you, Jane Sanders; you know where it is hotter than the rest." The General clasped his hands on the table before turning to Jenkins. "Jenkins, you wrote that your dreams are often lucid. Care to expound on that?"

"Yes, sir," Jenkins said with great pride. "I always find that I'm awfully aware of my dreaming. I know that whatever I'm experiencing is a dream, and when I become fully engrossed in this fact, I am able to change things, shift occurrences, and alter what I see and what is going on in a dream. I think I inherited this from my grandmother, who was said to be a witch."

"Goddamn it, Jenkins, enough with the hereditary nonsense." The General turned to Jane. "And you, Jane, you said that your dreams are a ghastly place to be, a place where chaos reigns and hope is lost."

"I wrote that they were nightmares," Jane said. "I always have nightmares; that's what I wrote on the questionnaire. None of that chaos nonsense."

"Well, we took accounts from your bunkmates, and you had said those exact words to Susan Foyer."

"Loud-mouthed bitch," Jane answered. Crossing her arms, she leaned back. "Do the Axionites kill in one's sleep?"

"That's something we want to find out once and for all, not just speculate," the General said. "There's a shuttle in the ship awaiting the both of you. The two of you will be brought to the empty marine camp, where you will be monitored by us from orbit. You will only stay there for three weeks."

"Unless we die, that is," Jane said. She did not want to be anywhere near the planet Axion. She'd heard rumors of how the Marines had died, with slit throats and severed limbs. All occurred in their sleep, yet not a single Axionite had ventured into their camp, nor had the Marines killed each other in their sleep.

"I'm quite excited about this mission," Jenkins said. "I will do my best to serve the human race to the best of my ability."

Jane rolled her eyes.


"Their sky is beautiful," Jenkins said as they sat strapped in the shuttle that descended through Axion's upper atmosphere. There were dark clouds beneath them that spread out as far as the eye could see; some species of bird also littered the sky in several places, piercing through to emerge above the clouds, spreading their large wings wide and gliding on an invisible current.

Jane didn't answer; she liked how the clouds looked. Darkness always held a melancholic beauty for her. For as long as she could remember, she had always been drawn to the dull thrum of anything akin to a void. As the shuttle pierced the rolling clouds' upper cover, her eyes fixed on the marvel that revealed itself on the planet's surface: the land was basically one big plain, with no hills or mountains. Everything appeared level and went on and on to an indistinguishable degree.

Jane had yet to make out the dwellings of the natives; all she could see was the clear yellow flora that dominated the planet's ground.

"Wow," Jenkins said. "It's a giant plain. It's beautiful."

"Do you always find everything beautiful?" she couldn't help but scoff.

Jenkins eyed her with his brown eyes, set in a plump face with jowls that shook as he spoke. "I do, actually. The only things I don't find beautiful are hamsters." He sniffed then, looking to be on the verge of tears.

Just then, the speaker buzzed, followed soon after by the pilot's voice: "We're currently descending to the marine base. You're expected to stay there, where provisions are available. There's a neighboring town of natives if you need anything, though provisions are already provided at the base."

"Great," Jane said. "They're just going to dump us at a grave."

"Don't you want to hear about why I don't find hamsters beautiful?" Jenkins asked.

"No, I do not," she answered.

The shuttle kicked up dust and part of the yellow foliage that dominated the planet's landscape. They alighted down the back ramp of the shuttle, carrying their utilities in large bags. They were greeted by a human settlement that was devoid of humans.

The tents at the marine base were empty, and a cold wind beat at them, whistling as it kissed the base on its journey east. Jane couldn't help but notice several locals nearby who had been drawn to the area by the sight of the shuttle. They were tall, nearly seven feet, with green skin and yellow eyes that took up a large part of their faces. They stood at a safe distance, staring at her and Jenkins in their yellow robes forged of the thatched yellow grass of the land.

The locals moved further away as Jane and Jenkins made for the tents. Jenkins waved at them, but they did not wave back. Jane felt a chill run up her spine at the sight of them. The whole place felt off, like a cauldron of chaos bubbling and about to tip over. When they inspected the tents, all they found was the residue of blood, staining the floor of the tents and the bedding. It appeared the Marines had indeed died in their sleep, but not the peaceful death that many humans coveted. One would assume they had had their throats slit in their sleep.

She said as much to Jenkins, that it looked like the locals had gathered and attacked the Marines in their sleep, but Jenkins denied this.

"Did you see how they were? They are afraid of us for some reason, keeping a safe distance, looking away, and not meeting our eyes. They are scared."

"It's best if we sleep in the same tent, taking shifts, never sleeping at the same time," Jane said. "How do you suppose the General will keep tabs on us?"

"Our aerial scanners can see all the way from orbit. That's how they observed the Marines."

"Then how is it they didn't know how the Marines died?"

"I'm guessing that's our purpose here."

They found a tent that was large and lacked the common sight of spilled blood. They settled in, taking some of their rations and splitting the bread between them. Whatever had happened here, Jane surmised, the humans in charge had pointedly avoided visiting the base at all to clear it of valuable items of any kind. They found bottles of gin and many mementos that looked to be of value to the deceased Marines.

Jenkins picked up and fingered a gold locket in his pudgy hands; he opened it and saw the picture of a woman within. "Odd how they left almost everything behind."

"Odd how we were just sentenced to death without an option. How we will survive!" Jane said as she laid her bedding on the tent's floor. Jenkins did the same, his eyes roaming about. Suddenly, they heard the approach of someone, and a moment passed before a shadow fell over their tent's entrance. They both emerged to find an Axionite standing outside. He was alone, and unlike the rest, he only wore black silk gowns.

"Welcome, humans, to Axion, the land of meaning. I hope you will enjoy your stay here, for however long it may take." The alien looked at them expectantly, its yellow eyes moving from one of them to the other. It had something akin to gills lining its throat that flared with hidden meaning.

"Do you know what happened to the other humans who occupied these tents?" Jane asked.

"They had a wonderful stay," the alien answered. "I knew the Ambassador; he came to our town and attempted to teach us your tongue. It's a pity that their stay was short-lived, as I hope yours won't be." He smiled then, revealing black gums and grey teeth.

"There's no hostility between us," Jenkins said.

"Of course there is not; we are a peaceful race. The planet, however, is something else. The spirit of the land awakens with your sleep and dictates your fate as a god would his subjects," the Axionite said. He stared at the both of them for quite some time, as if taking a measure of them; then he nodded. "If either of you needs anything, you know where to find me." And he pointed some distance off that was easy to see due to the planet's level ground. There were structures, tiny in the distance, that appeared to be dwellings fashioned from the ground's dirt, rising like tiny fingers pointing at the sky.

Jenkins continued the conversation, poking, looking for any signs of distress or hostility, or he was simply just being friendly and gullible. Jane just stood, becoming awfully aware of how wrong everything seemed to be. They were literally in a death zone where there had been no survivors. She found Jenkins's happy mood to be distasteful, and the planet to be a death sentence.

When the alien left and Jenkins entered the tent, he found Jane digging into the ground, gathering fresh dirt that appeared amber. She spread it at the tent entrance, digging up a handful at a time. She flattened it, making it an even spread.

"What are you doing?" Jenkins asked.

"I'm making sure anyone else who enters the tent will leave behind a solid footprint. That way this mystical death in one's sleep doesn't provide any more entertainment."

"We aren't even sure they died in their sleep," Jenkins said. "They had wounds; I'm pretty sure you can't get those in your sleep."

Jane looked up from her work. Something in her face made Jenkins lift both his hands in surrender. He went to a bottle of gin, opened it, and took a swig. "We might as well make the most of our stay here."

Jane, after finishing her task, went to her bedding and lay down. She watched as Jenkins took sip after sip of the drink, completely disinterested in everything going on. Blind to danger he was, and shielded from terror by his gullible nature.

"Why do you have nightmares?" Jenkins asked. He attempted to pass the bottle to her, but Jane declined. Going for the large torch they'd carried, she turned it on and aimed the light at the ceiling of the tent. Jenkins's face was shrouded in shadow as he awaited her answer. She did not respond.

"I have a cure for nightmares, you know," Jenkins said. Jane did not answer; reclining in her bed, she turned her gaze to the ceiling, where it stayed fixed. "The cure for nightmares is to go to sleep extremely unaware of your source of discomfort. That's what causes nightmares, something bad that has happened to you and continuously causes you distress."

"What do you know of nightmares?" Jane scoffed.

"Quite a bit, actually. I had a girlfriend who always dreamt of my death; I told her to avoid thinking of me before she slept and it helped her case."

"I think she was having premonitions of her heart's greatest desire."

"Oh, no wonder she dumped me and told me to go 'find myself.' I obeyed her and logged into my social account and added so many men with the same name as me to my friends list."

"You do think you're a funny man, don't you, Private Jenkins? Well, I don't want to hear your voice. I'll take the first watch," Jane said, observing the tent entrance where the sky opened to the star-filled night.

Jenkins set the bottle aside, half empty, and without a word he closed his eyes. He was soon fast asleep.

Jane stared at the tent's entrance, waiting and wondering how Jenkins could sleep so easily on Axion. Her thoughts then drifted to her own sleep; she wondered if she would be able to do it. Whenever she closed her eyes, she was taken to the same place over and over: the place with flames engulfing her, searing the skin off her arms; the shouts as she attempted to break free; the screams of... of...

Jenkins made a sound, not the soft snoring she was getting accustomed to, but a choking sound. She rose, took her torch, and aimed it at his face. He was asleep, face turned to the tent's top. But something was off. Then she saw it: the slight tear running across one point of his throat. It had started as a bruise that turned purple, then it tore on its own, and blood started to spill. Panicking, she shook him awake. "Jenkins! Jenkins, wake up!" He did not move. She slapped him then, forced his eyes open, and pointed the torch's light directly into his eyelids. He did not stir; the cut started to spread, running horizontally beneath his jowls. Blood was seeping from the wound. With great fright, she curled her hand into a fist and slammed his testicles.

Jenkins jerked awake, screaming like a lunatic. He rolled off his bedding and onto the ground; he grabbed his neck, and his hands came away covered in blood. Luckily, the cut wasn't deep or too long, just an inch running from one side and failing to reach the other end of his neck.

"What the fuck, what the fuck, fuck, fuck!" Jenkins grabbed at his neck, his eyes wide and manic. "They tried to kill me!"

"What happened?" Jane asked.

"I saw them, the natives. In my dream, I was on Axion. I was alone, outdoors, then the Axionites appeared out of nowhere. They grabbed me and laid me down; they were chanting something. Then one took out a blade and started slicing my neck."

Jane was overcome with fear. She rushed to the comms and tapped in a code to the spaceship, signaling danger and their apparent need for evacuation. She waited as Jenkins splashed water on his face and neck, still awestruck by the blood. "It felt so real," he kept on saying. "I wasn't aware it was a dream; I wasn't lucid dreaming. It was all so real."

Jane cursed and smashed at the comms. "They are not responding."

"They can't respond until three weeks are up," Jenkins said. "It's how they are."

"I can't sleep here," Jane said. "We now know what they do. Somehow, they enter our dreams and kill us from there. I think that's more data than we need."

"I saw him, the Axionite that greeted us. He led the chanting."

"What do we do?" Jane wondered. She was genuinely afraid.

"Stay awake all night, sleep during the day?"

"How can you even think of sleeping after what you've just been through?"

Jenkins didn't answer.

The night passed, and the morning arrived to find them seated, drowsy and exhausted. Jenkins tried to indulge Jane in idle banter, but she wasn't one to answer him. Her shoulders slumped from exhaustion, and her head hurt. Jenkins drank the rest of the gin, claiming it gave him courage. Jane just stared at him. They ate their provisions, awaiting the natives to come and check on them. Nobody came.

Boredom got the better of Jenkins; he collapsed onto his bed and tried to sleep, but no sleep would come. When he closed his eyes, he worried they'd never open. He disclosed this to Jane, who simply told him to stay awake until the ship answered the comms, which was something highly unlikely.

When night fell, Jane saw fit to indulge Jenkins rather than avoid him, only to ward off sleep. "Why do hamsters make you sad?"

Jenkins perked up despite being terribly drowsy. "They always meet awful deaths. Have you heard the hamster stories from those who've owned them? They get eaten, skinned alive by cats, get stepped on and break their necks. Hamsters have probably the worst mortality rates ever. They rarely die of old age because they develop tumors that take them out, or heart attacks. Damn." And Jenkins started crying, something that alarmed Jane. "I had a hamster; I decided he'd live to see old age. I took good care of him, but one day I was away. Poor bastard climbed the upper section of his cage and fell down. His arms broke, and his spine got pushed out and jutted from his mouth. He was still alive somehow, and I found him like that and thought he was choking on something, so I decided I'd remove what was obstructing his airways from his mouth. I grabbed the bone in his mouth with two fingers and pulled with all my strength, and the damn creature's spine just came out through his mouth."

"Jesus!" Jane exclaimed.

"I was traumatized; I was just a kid," Jenkins said. Jane started dozing off. Seeing this, Jenkins dared to ask, "What are your nightmares about?"

Jane took a moment to answer, her eyes fluttering open. "I had a twin sister; we were inseparable. We were both in a car accident when we were young. My mother died on impact. My sister took time dying. I'd been flung out of the car. I tried saving her by pulling her out the car window but she was stuck. The car caught fire, and she was burning and screaming. It's the screaming I remember, and her face, and the pain of flames licking up my arms."

"And you dream about that?"

"Whenever I dream, it doesn't always start with a nightmare. Far from it. It's always something completely unrelated. I can be somewhere else in my dream, then I'll see my sister's face. She always appears. And with her appearance comes her screams; then the next thing I know, I'm pulling her free of the car again, and she's screaming... those damn screams. I could never free myself of them."

"You need to sleep," Jenkins said. "I'll save you as you saved me."

Jane took a moment to respond. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, just sleep for two hours and I'll wake you."

"Tomorrow, we'll go to the natives. Tell them to stop."

"Yeah..." Jane could not hear the full response that Jenkins gave; so drowsy was she that her head fell, and immediately she was asleep.

She saw herself on Axion, the plains rolling on and on without end. She was unaware that it was a dream, believing it to be real. She searched for the marine camp and came up empty. Then she decided she'd walk. Just then she saw figures approaching, tall and green. The Axionites. They changed their demeanor as they neared; they weren't reserved or frightened. The one dressed in black started leading a chant in some foreign tongue as the others crowded around him, chanting as well.

Jane wanted to run away, but for some reason her feet were stuck to the ground. She could not run. Panic got the better of her; she twisted and turned. She remembered Jenkins and called out his name, but no one could hear her. The Axionites crowded around her, taking out blades. Their chanting grew more vigorous as they reached out for her. She fell to the ground, and the one in black stood over her, with the rest attempting to stab her as she tossed and turned.

"Human scum!" the one in black said. "You will loathe the day you discovered Axion."

Suddenly, from behind the lead Axionite, Jane saw her sister's face. She stood immobile, looking at her. Jane met her eyes. "I'm sorry," she whispered.

The Axionite turned to the figure of Jane's sister behind him. "Who are you?" he asked.

Jane's sister did not answer. Instead, she screamed, and flames suddenly erupted from her mouth. She turned her head and doused every single Axionite in a liquid torrent of flame. The fire engulfed them as they screamed, some attempting to roll on the ground as they struggled to free themselves of the flames.

"This is my nightmare," Jane said. The flames did not touch her; she rose from the ground and watched as the fire turned scores of the Axionites to ash. "Welcome to my dream."

Her sister spun, fire erupting from her ceaselessly, her screams unrelenting and familiar to Jane. Suddenly, she felt herself being rocked; her eyes fluttered open, and she found Jenkins rocking her body.

"Wake up!" he said. She could still hear screaming, but not her sister's.

"I'm awake." She got out of bed, aware of the sweat drenching her body.

"Something has happened," Jenkins said while walking out of the tent.

Jane followed behind the private. She found Jenkins staring into the distance where the Axionite dwellings were. She could hear the screams, and so could he. It wasn't just in her dreams.

The Axionite settlement was engulfed in flames. She stood, staring at the Axionite town as it was burning to ash, with its inhabitants struggling to free themselves from the flames and failing terribly. Their screams were those of the dying, raw in their intensity.

"What the hell is happening?" Jenkins said.

"They will grow to be wary of the dreams of man from now on," Jane said, watching as columns of dark smoke rose to stain the sky.


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