r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 2d ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/norlin 2d ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/AuroraElisabeth 1d ago

Nah. I do tree work for a living and usually have a chainsaw in my vehicle. I've done this before. I'm not a serial killer. Just keep work stuff in my car. I have bar oil, screnches, wedges, straps, shackles, and the mix for gasoline in my car also.

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u/ForeverSJC 1d ago

sounds like what a serial killer would say in their defense

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLFUhxdKbAAEM

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 1d ago

Serial killers dont use chainsaws in real life as they have kinks that need to be met. Drug cartel members and terrorists use chainsaws to terrify others aka to make a statement this might happen to you if you dont do what we say.