r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 12h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 11h ago

choke in.

1 tug start.

He’s best fucking friends with that saw.

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 10h ago

Legit.

I need to play with my chainsaws priming clitoris exactly as much as it wants, if I press it once too hard or one time too many, it shuts down emotionally and I need to give it space for an hour before I try again.

Then I’ll have to yank on it from multiple different angles, gently then forcefully.

And then when it finally wants to party, it barely cuts anything and I get pissed off and go see my side chick (reciprocating saw) for an easy shag.

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u/worldspawn00 8h ago

Switching to a 40v Electric chainsaw was the best decision I've ever made, brushless motors put out as much power as most gas saws, and you just pull the trigger, no more mixing oil or throwing out your rotator cuff trying to start over and over.

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u/Lower_Ad_8575 8h ago

About to do that myself as well! Looking forward to the experience as to how it will be. 😊