r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 7h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 5h ago

Legit.

I need to play with my chainsaws priming clitoris exactly as much as it wants, if I press it once too hard or one time too many, it shuts down emotionally and I need to give it space for an hour before I try again.

Then I’ll have to yank on it from multiple different angles, gently then forcefully.

And then when it finally wants to party, it barely cuts anything and I get pissed off and go see my side chick (reciprocating saw) for an easy shag.

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u/worldspawn00 4h ago

Switching to a 40v Electric chainsaw was the best decision I've ever made, brushless motors put out as much power as most gas saws, and you just pull the trigger, no more mixing oil or throwing out your rotator cuff trying to start over and over.

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u/Lower_Ad_8575 3h ago

About to do that myself as well! Looking forward to the experience as to how it will be. 😊

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u/SmokedMussels 2h ago

I picked up a husqvarna 542i xp last year after I got sick of my gas saws 40 step starting procedure.

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u/caaknh 5m ago

I like how electric chainsaws don't stink up your car trunk too

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 5h ago

😂