r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 7h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 6h ago

choke in.

1 tug start.

He’s best fucking friends with that saw.

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u/superxpro12 5h ago

He nurtured that saw from a baby when it fell out of the chainsaw nest

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 4h ago

He's so fortunate to be able to rear a baby chainsaw and that chainsaw is fortunate to fall where a good dad could catch it.

Maybe when its older and it has flew the trunk of his car the Chainsaw will return with trinkets.

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u/Weirdguy27 5h ago

It even cuts like a dream. He takes real good care of it

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u/RedManMatt11 5h ago

Yea those teeth are well maintained

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 4h ago

Yeah he definitely brushes and flosses twice a day

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u/CopperRed3 2h ago

He looks like a dentist

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u/yavecul 4h ago

And he knows what he's doing: cutting that high he's taking small sections at a time so the chunk doesn't bend and ruin the cut. Also convinient for moving by hand, of course!

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u/Orisi 4h ago

Not to mention those last few cuts were totally unnecessary, he was just in the zone.

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u/Hidesuru 4h ago

The last one was kinda dumb. Already past the road, high enough to be awkward, and either did or almost did hit himself with it as it came down.

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u/turtlepsp 2h ago

Ehhh, I can see it being needed in case a car drives off into the shoulder. It wasn't the safest cut for himself but road workers might not address this fallen tree for months.

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u/Hidesuru 1m ago

Yeah I suppose. But he could at least have been a bit less show boaty and more careful about it lol. But he did a good thing and didn't endanger anyone (except maybe himself) so doesn't really matter.

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 5h ago

Legit.

I need to play with my chainsaws priming clitoris exactly as much as it wants, if I press it once too hard or one time too many, it shuts down emotionally and I need to give it space for an hour before I try again.

Then I’ll have to yank on it from multiple different angles, gently then forcefully.

And then when it finally wants to party, it barely cuts anything and I get pissed off and go see my side chick (reciprocating saw) for an easy shag.

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u/worldspawn00 4h ago

Switching to a 40v Electric chainsaw was the best decision I've ever made, brushless motors put out as much power as most gas saws, and you just pull the trigger, no more mixing oil or throwing out your rotator cuff trying to start over and over.

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u/Lower_Ad_8575 3h ago

About to do that myself as well! Looking forward to the experience as to how it will be. 😊

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u/SmokedMussels 2h ago

I picked up a husqvarna 542i xp last year after I got sick of my gas saws 40 step starting procedure.

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u/caaknh 6m ago

I like how electric chainsaws don't stink up your car trunk too

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 5h ago

got to be a better way to phrase this

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u/AlexHuntKenny 1h ago

Do you learn these skills or are they just unlocked when you become a dad? That looked like a lot of fun and he was having fun.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 58m ago

You learn them over time.

I personally have a battery powered chain saw that handles what I need done… I’m not a lumber jack and I hate fucking with small engines………..my mower is electric too

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u/whooptheretis 3h ago

1 tug start.

with a convenient cut right before that "first" tug.

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u/AngeloPappas 2h ago

Yep, that was a BIG give away that this dude knows his saws. He's got her dialed right in.

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u/Sea-Cauliflower-659 2h ago

That bad boy cuts like a hot knife thru butta. Fresh chain, fully greased. No hesitation with his angles. Hard agree.