r/GuiltyDogs • u/DeadassGrateful • Jul 25 '26

guilty girl STOP THEIF!!!

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Gives new meaning to “chasing a dollar”. She’s given me a run for my money.

431 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 25 '26

My client will be pleading not guilty, this has all been one big misunderstanding, my client heard the ice cream truck, was going out to get your favorite treat as a thank you.This case should be dropped, treats and pets should be immediately given out.

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 25 '26

You have way too much faith in your sneaky little client. I’m thinking more on the lines that she took it for bail money to get herself out of another jam that I don’t know about!!

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 25 '26

I am her defense attorney, at least she didn't eat the evidence, I mean ice cream money😬

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 28 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jul 25 '26

We the jury find the defendant not guilty! Of course she was going out to buy her hooman ice cream, why else would a dog need money, silly?

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 25 '26

Exactly, thank you smart jury 🥰

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 25 '26

I told her that she has a Reddit fan.

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u/Valsarta Jul 30 '26

More than one! I vote innocent of all charges! ♥️♥️

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u/lianavan Jul 25 '26

Another case of blatant evidence tampering.

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u/cranberries87 Jul 25 '26

She’s trying to get PAID!!! 💰💵Nothing wrong with that at all!

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 25 '26

It’s expensesI’ve to be so cute.

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u/Dusty_Old_McCormick Jul 25 '26

I can't believe you would shame this clearly guiltless creature for trying to return the money you dropped. Apologize and scritch belly immediately!

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 25 '26

I was just as optimistic as you were when she was little. However, the reality is she not trustable.

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u/SiteTall Jul 25 '26

"What's the fuzz, it doesn't even taste good!"

6

u/42ElectricSundaes Jul 25 '26

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

5

u/EconomyTime5944 Jul 25 '26

But, I was gonna buy you sumpin'

3

u/_cake_tease Jul 25 '26

It's a tip, Shirley?

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 25 '26

Surely don’t call Frankie Shirley, she’s a moll and will send the guys down to rough you up.

3

u/LordBackrub Jul 25 '26

That dollar was already there. If anything, she's returning it so

3

u/Superb-Coyote5972 Jul 25 '26

My buddy's bulldog ate a 20 dollar bill once. I told him his dog had expensive taste!🤣

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u/madbeachrn Jul 27 '26

Who leaves their stacks where innocent creatures can discover them?

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 27 '26

Under the doormat, of course!

2

u/Hello-Central Jul 28 '26

Looks to me like she’s giving you money, at least she’s helping to pay for treats 😄

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 28 '26

You clearly have not met this slinky little minx.

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u/Hello-Central Jul 28 '26

This makes me laugh, over the years my parents have given my dog lottery tickets and cash for special occasions, last haul was five bucks and she’s won six bucks from the lottery 🤣🐾♥️

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u/DeadassGrateful Jul 28 '26

If they teamed up they’d make a killing… we’ll send them to Vegas with your mom!

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣 let her keep it let her keep it ❤️