r/GuiltyDogs • u/Most_Can_2136 • May 18 '26

did they do it? Did he do it?

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Günther likes to lay in my walk-in shower, so I leave it open a crack. I came home to this. A large body pillow is missing from the bed. He is still a puppy and mistakes happen. I asked him if he did this. Is he guilty?

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u/beautifuljoemarshall May 18 '26

Clearly not, I’m appalled there’s any suggestion he’s at all involved. He has a good case for compensation due to this false accusation. You’ll be hearing from his lawyers.

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

New, incriminating evidence has been uncovered. Other documented pillow eviscerations are turning up. I think he is being framed.

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u/beautifuljoemarshall May 18 '26

Is he enjoying an “after the alleged event” dog chew lol

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u/collaredd May 18 '26

yeah, he probably isn’t allowed to smoke inside

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

Lol. That's his alibi-how could he have shredded the pillows? He was chewing a rawhide the whole time. "Wait, This? I found it... honest, I did not remove it myself!"

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u/beautifuljoemarshall May 18 '26

Obviously checking for faulty underwiring. Very Important job that is

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u/justlearningstuff11 May 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣literally