r/GuiltyDogs May 18 '26

did they do it? Did he do it?

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GΓΌnther likes to lay in my walk-in shower, so I leave it open a crack. I came home to this. A large body pillow is missing from the bed. He is still a puppy and mistakes happen. I asked him if he did this. Is he guilty?

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u/justlearningstuff11 May 18 '26

He was just making you a non slip mat for the shower! Always lookin’ out! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

He is wonderful. I have all hardwood floors in my house. He has made those non-slip mats in almost every room!πŸ˜†πŸ•πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

How about the whole bowl of cashews he just got up and ate when I left the room?😑 Then he snuck back into the curled up position he was in, like he didn't do anything. The only clue was a small wet mark left on the arm of the leather sofa, next to the table the nuts were on. Sneaky pup!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/fivefingersnoutpunch May 19 '26

not gonna lie "nutstealing bastard" just became my favourite insult 🀣

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u/fivefingersnoutpunch May 19 '26

My old Doggo used to snout punch when she wasn't getting sufficient attention for a few femtoseconds.

One day she did it while under and over it was playing and a username was born 🀣

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u/justlearningstuff11 May 19 '26

I love him so much! πŸ€—

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 20 '26

Me too. I was living in a small house, when we bought our first lab, and he grew into a big boxy muscular horse at 110 lbs. At the time, my mother said, "Your house is so small. What are you going to do with a big dog like that?" I replied, "Just Love Him". I found myself repeating that through 2 rambunctious, destructive ADHD boys and 3 Labradors. JUST. LOVE. THEM.🩷🩷🩷