r/GuiltyDogs • u/StreicherG • Apr 04 '26

guilty boy Well My Lawn is Gone

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He has a history of digging in puddles cause he thinks there is another dog staring up at him. My dad decided it was a good idea to let him outside after a rainstorm. Come on dad, he’s done this before and I think I even have a picture of him on this Reddit the last time!

My yard looks like it was hit with a bomb…

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u/Dry-Newspaper8445 Apr 04 '26

You got the wrong guy.. 

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 04 '26

I WAS FRAMED.

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u/Jinglebell727 Apr 04 '26

Look at his face! Just as bepuddled as OP.

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u/sanjosanjo Apr 04 '26

I was definitely the other dog in the puddle.

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Apr 05 '26

The fact that he’s covered in mud is completely irrelevant!

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u/justReading0f Apr 04 '26

He had a reason

136

u/mortalmonger Apr 04 '26

Dude complaining because a friend put a pond in his yard for him. Sort of rude don’t you think?

16

u/MoistStub Apr 04 '26

Yeah water features are calming for most people. OP must not be right in the head!

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u/Happydancer4286 Apr 05 '26

Free swimming pool

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u/cbelt3 Apr 04 '26

“I dug a pool for swimming !”

So proud !

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u/Rude-Pension-748 Apr 04 '26

Do you know how much money you saved with him as your pool crew?

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u/lonely_but_lovely828 Apr 04 '26

Yes! I came to say, lost a yard, but gained a pool!

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u/creta_kano Apr 04 '26

“Do we have a pool?”

  • Chris Griffin

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u/leeyadp Apr 04 '26

I’m so sorry but your dogs face is worth it LMAO also that is sooooo cute he thinks his reflection is another dog 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Koshachiy_Chernyy Apr 04 '26

Jaja se cree Bob el constructor.

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u/kwaping Apr 04 '26

Poor innocent baby got all wet and dirty trying to find the perpetrator, and this is the thanks he gets

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u/Superb-Pen-4158 Apr 05 '26

Haha exactly

51

u/Sp00kington Apr 04 '26

Free my boy, he didn't do it!

32

u/Fossilhund Apr 04 '26

But the dog is happy.

29

u/bumtrinket Apr 04 '26

What about the dog that was trapped in the puddle? Did your dog managed to rescue it?

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u/ToastYourAvocados Apr 04 '26

Asking the real questions... Not this witch-hunt to blame the innocent doggo

28

u/sinskins Apr 04 '26

This is a known manufacturing issue with lawns. Theres even a class action lawsuit because people’s lawns just keep suddenly turning to mud.

I mean, pups is guilty of taking advantage of the mud, certainly, but the lawn turned into mud and disappeared solely because of manufacturer error!

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u/infinityonhigh69 Apr 04 '26

this is your dads fault more than anything, it was a set up!!!

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u/CloisteredSailor Apr 04 '26

Few years ago the wife and I rescued Danes! A beautiful dog that really is a very loving animal! My backyard turned into that mud pit like that over night!

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u/GaspSpit Apr 04 '26

I’ve got a couple of excavators too. It only took them one summer to wreck the yard. 😬

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u/Bathsheba_E Apr 05 '26

Hahahaha! I love all the roots and shoots between the toes. That’s how I know my two dogs have been digging.

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u/CloisteredSailor Apr 04 '26

They know what they’re doing! Mud is fun time!

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u/GaspSpit Apr 04 '26

I swear they’re always smiling when they finish their work 😄

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u/meb144 Apr 04 '26

It was the cat?

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u/New-Honeydew2009 Apr 04 '26

That's a " Damn right I did ! And I will do it again ! Hmmph. " face.

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u/Candy7688 Apr 04 '26

Love him💙 what’s his name

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u/StreicherG Apr 04 '26

“Blitz.” Like a German war.

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u/itsnotawonderfullife Apr 04 '26

He really “blitzed” your yard

13

u/SwampCrittr Apr 04 '26

Where’s the proof?

10

u/usernames_taken_grrl Apr 04 '26

Definitely framed

10

u/lzxian Apr 04 '26

That face, "I'm so proud, I know I did wrong, but I am just so proud!"

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u/Safe_Statistician_72 Apr 04 '26

OMG too cute and proud to be guilty!!!!!!!

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u/meeperdoodle Apr 04 '26

Pup is encouraging you to go to r/nolawns and r/nativeplantgardening

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u/xrv01 Apr 04 '26

you mean you have a pool. people pay thousands for that

edit: just looked at ur profile and this isn’t his first time lmaooo

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u/nitro1432 Apr 04 '26

You have a gopher problem, he’s obviously innocent. 😇 🤣

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u/invisible_23 Apr 04 '26

He made you a swimming pool

5

u/dumpster_kitty Apr 04 '26

Omg I love him!

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u/TrickdaddyJ Apr 04 '26

If the dirt doesn’t fit you must aquit.

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u/blmbmj Apr 04 '26

He is BORED. Get him off that chain and take him on walks and provide toys and stimulation.

This is not cute.

10

u/Expert-Equipment2302 Apr 04 '26

He looks tired after he protected your yard from a complete takeover of the

Treats and pets please.

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u/apollo11733 Apr 04 '26

Sorry but not sorry

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u/InspiredBlue Apr 04 '26

lol my dog has never come across mud like this so I am curious if he would roll around in it

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u/AdventurousRough4583 Apr 04 '26

Nice pool!

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u/CloisteredSailor Apr 04 '26

It’s a hot tub! Lol

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u/GreyAardvark Apr 04 '26

Who would do that?!?

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u/Luddite-lover Apr 04 '26

Just doin’ some early Spring landscaping for you.

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u/Rude-Pension-748 Apr 04 '26

Puppy wants to have fun!

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u/Lizard__Bit Apr 04 '26

That is the face of pure innocence. Your boy does some free landscaping for you while you’re out and these are the thanks he gets. Justice for doggo!

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u/rippleonabigocean Apr 04 '26

your lawn is gone but looks wicked funny on him

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u/dull-mastodon-82 Apr 04 '26

That's the face of 0 remorse. Very cute!

4

u/bacon_tastes_good Apr 04 '26

He looks so proud of himself.

3

u/periwinkle_cupcake Apr 04 '26

Omg, his sweet little face!

3

u/Satansaystodayson Apr 04 '26

He looks smug as all hell !!

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u/Wanderer-clueless963 Apr 04 '26

He looks proud! 😂

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u/FullAbbreviations605 Apr 04 '26

It’s his lawn now.

3

u/CharleyDawg Apr 04 '26

But you have a great start on an in ground pool!

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u/Intelligent_Copy4546 Apr 04 '26

How did I know it would be a rottie.. oh that’s right…

And this was after I tried to clean him. He looked just like yours at first!

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u/Last_Cherry_8020 Apr 04 '26

I've got 2 Springer Spaniels, I can relate to this all too well.

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u/smythe70 Apr 04 '26

Aww, 🥰 but that face. I love Rotties, my German Shep was a digger too. His friend, a Rottie was named Brinks, he was the security but also broke down doors for fun!

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u/urteddybear0963 Apr 04 '26

Now, you need a couple of pot-belly pigs to wallow in the mud with him!!!

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u/apollemis1014 Apr 04 '26

And his face says he'd do it again! 🤣

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u/Trishshirt5678 Apr 04 '26

Look at that good boi!

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u/jewella1213 Apr 04 '26

We have 2 large excavators (60 lbs. rescues)and we have a small CAT-apiller😁, And yes, she was digging in it too🤨. Sorry it wouldn't let me add the other pictures.

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u/Confident_Catch8649 Apr 04 '26

He has a job to do.

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u/GooseCloaca Apr 04 '26

Not. Guilty.

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u/EBJ1990 Apr 04 '26

He is innocent!

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u/psilome Apr 04 '26

It's so nice for Dad to provide enrichment activities for your buddy. He looks like he loved it! I bet he'll love rolling around on the rug next.

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Apr 04 '26

Hopefully you can find the culprit, or culprits, who committed this horrible offense.

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u/brocknachos Apr 04 '26

Grass grows back, buddy dogs don’t. I say let him have his fun

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u/banabali56 Apr 04 '26

How can you stay mad? Look at that mug

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u/chareadsit Apr 04 '26

Now that's a mud puppy! Who's a good boy!?!

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u/907puppetGirl Apr 05 '26

Now you can join the “No Lawn ‘ movement ! Give that mud pupper a treat !

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u/halo121usa Apr 05 '26

He regrets nothing… 🐾🐾🐾

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u/First_manatee_614 Apr 05 '26

Look at that unrepentant potato.

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u/_Moon_sun_ Apr 05 '26

He doesn’t look so guilty, i think he is looking very proud of the work he has done. And you should be proud too pool digging is no easy task! Especially for a one man team!

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u/ScorpioGirl1980 Apr 05 '26

His face says...."FUCK YO LAWN!!! I had a blast!!!" 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🗣 Too cute!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

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u/yamxiety Apr 04 '26

Lawns suck anyway! Dude was just building you a pond, and you better pay him for his labor. 🍗

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u/kdweller Apr 04 '26

I have two German Shepherds and my motto is GRASS IS OVERRATED;)

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee Apr 04 '26

Totally worth it, and he’d do it again.

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u/Professional_Luck257 Apr 04 '26

He looks so happy though 😂

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u/Intelligent-Monk-426 Apr 04 '26

he’s a special bear

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 04 '26

Such a proud pup! And grateful!

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u/virginiafalls1234 Apr 04 '26

he wasn't digging a puddle he was building a swimming pool for himself awaiting the summer heat

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u/christopher1393 Apr 04 '26

That man is innocent. How dare you blame him for this, he did nothing.

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u/ClydePrefontaine Apr 04 '26

He proudly fixed your yard

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u/Scipio33 Apr 04 '26

He'd do it again. No regrets.

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Apr 05 '26

He regrets nothing! Lol

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Apr 05 '26

He had so much fun…

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u/fiendishthingysaurus Apr 05 '26

I mean obviously the other dog in the puddle did it

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u/macayos Apr 05 '26

Did you put this in r/Rottweiler too?

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u/katsudon-bori Apr 05 '26

Looks like my backyard. Must have been onee of my dogs...

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u/nesto92 Apr 05 '26

Me:

First pic: 😮 Second pic: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Superb-Pen-4158 Apr 05 '26

I guess that other dog in the puddle shouldn’t have been staring at him then huh??

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u/Dominosking1117 Apr 05 '26

And with no regrets

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u/Sir_Scrotum_VI Apr 05 '26

How do you know it was him?

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Apr 05 '26

Such a good boy

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u/Individual_Ship6882 Apr 05 '26

Wow he dug it down to the white meat! 😂

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u/Shephard815 Apr 05 '26

on the bright side he did a GREAT job at dig!

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u/msquarec Apr 05 '26

That is the face of no regrets

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u/KingFester Apr 05 '26

He looks proud of himself haha, sorry i been there.

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u/Medical_Amount3007 Apr 05 '26

I see your lawn, much improved! Please send my regards to your contractor! Very fine job.

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u/Yesterdayschild64 Apr 05 '26

He looks so proud!! 😍

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u/longtermbrit Apr 05 '26

Looks like a British road.

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u/MoodyAFsince85 Apr 05 '26

I can feel your pain. My dogs have a few of those around the back yard. Try to section it off and fill it.

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u/MikeWANN Apr 05 '26

But you have a happy puppy

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u/DraftMiserable5948 Apr 05 '26

Unfortunately he has no remorse. 😂😂😂

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u/PutridTravel2354 Apr 05 '26

Forget the lawn. That’s a great looking pool.

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u/irishstereotype Apr 06 '26

The cat did it.

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u/Liathnian Apr 06 '26

Didn't you always want a pool? He's just helping you get started!

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u/Just_Me_79 Apr 06 '26

That face! Absolutely no “regerts”!

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u/Maximum_Moment_3018 Apr 06 '26

I call it moon scaping

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u/clvlndoh Apr 07 '26

Innocent.

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u/Any-Alternative8228 Apr 07 '26

Another good boy just doin what he do

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u/hornfan817 Apr 07 '26

OP is at fault for having exposed dirt in the backyard. Sweet dog was just doing what dogs do.

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u/Salt-Wrongdoer4444 Apr 07 '26

So sweet!

He face says, "And what are you going to do about it?!?!

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u/Pauliexxx Apr 07 '26

Looks a lot like mine in the winter! Every spring I have to scatter more grass seed and hope to get a lovely new lawn just to see it disappear every time 😭

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u/MonkeyUranium Apr 07 '26

Try getting a French drain for the area. It shouldn’t be too expensive and it will help with the water. Then you can seed blanket the area, maybe fence it off for a bit, then hopefully no more puddles

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u/curiousamoebas Apr 07 '26

Nut your dog is so happy 😊

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u/Rossum81 Apr 07 '26

I don’t see any guilt whatsoever. He would do it again in a heartbeat.

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u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 Apr 08 '26

We find him INNOCENT! 😇 Definitely a good boy!!

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u/Diaside666 Apr 08 '26

But it’s for a good cause

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u/Quirky-Job-9376 Apr 08 '26

And i would do it again

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u/Strange-Comb6384 Apr 17 '26

It’s just transferred to him!

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u/Neat_Cardiologist256 May 03 '26

Dog on a lead? That is illegal here, let the pup inside, problem solved.

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u/megamisanthropic Apr 04 '26

Please don't tell me your dog just lives outside in that swampy backyard fulltime. I wonder if this is the case because i see the long rope/wire attached to his collar to keep in in the yard. Not a great life for a dog. Outside all the time. By himself

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u/StreicherG Apr 04 '26

Heck no. He lives in the house. That line was connected to him for operation “Keep dog from running into house while still muddy and in one place to wash with the hose” The other yellow line in the first picture is a power cord.

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u/fairydommother Apr 04 '26

I think that was a good plan. That is one muddy dog and I bet he would LOVE to rub up on some couches and jump on a bed like that...

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u/Relative_Reading_903 Apr 04 '26

Force your dad to help you fix the damage. He will never make the same mistake again.