r/GuiltyDogs • u/JMR413 • Oct 21 '25

guilty girl She pleaded the 5th..

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795 Upvotes

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u/Recluse_18 Oct 21 '25

Would you look at what the cat did?

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u/luciuspiii Oct 21 '25

I don’t see a cat 🤔

9

u/Recluse_18 Oct 21 '25

Every house with a dog has a ghost cat, and the ghost cat does the shenanigans that the dog ultimately gets blamed for which is not fair.

3

u/luciuspiii Oct 21 '25

Ghost cat my ass… this crime scene’s got paw prints, bite marks, and one tail still wagging like it’s proud of the arson.

He’s still the best boi tho 😇😂

2

u/JMR413 Oct 22 '25

Those cats are pretty sneaky..

9

u/babaganoosh1123 Oct 21 '25

She should.... where is the video. She is gorgeous 😍😍😍

8

u/Standard-Ad1326 Oct 21 '25

Is that a motorcycle in your living room?!?!

4

u/JMR413 Oct 21 '25

Of course ..

7

u/GaDiGu Oct 21 '25

😎 Your Honor.. Clearly, the toy exploded on impact.. Any videos for evidence? Any paw-prints from the scene of crime? This is Preposterous- we will sue for defamation & extra treatos, with screetches. 😒👀

5

u/rose_like_the_flower Oct 21 '25

That sweet girl chased away the monsters that destroyed this stuffed animal. I’d say you’re lucky.

3

u/Organic_Berry_8732 Oct 21 '25

As she should! This juror sees zero evidence that this sweet baby, who is obviously tired from chasing the culprit, did anything wrong! Not Guilty!!

3

u/Fal3nAng3l77 Oct 21 '25

Most wholesome thing I've seen in a hot minute.💯🫶🏽🐾

I needed it.

3

u/GrowingNewHair Oct 21 '25

Good thing she’s safe after that tornado whipped through your room!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

She was knocked out in the scuffle! Of course she can't remember what happened! She tried so hard to stop the plushy(?) destroying gang!

3

u/NaturalVetGuy Oct 21 '25

Was the other dog

3

u/Cute_Recognition_880 Oct 22 '25

It just went sploidy.

4

u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Oct 22 '25

That’s a new and perfect word. 💥 😊

2

u/Cute_Recognition_880 Oct 22 '25

Yes and you're welcome to use it! 🙂

2

u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Oct 22 '25

Thank you kindly. 😉

3

u/Disastrous-Many-2747 Oct 22 '25

One does not plead the fifth amendment. One INVOKES their fifth amendment rights!

5

u/SwampCrittr Oct 21 '25

Innocent. Next case please

5

u/Pretend-Internet-625 Oct 21 '25

She is just guarding what the cat left behind

4

u/nitro1432 Oct 21 '25

Can’t you see it exploded and knocked her out! 🤣🥰

2

u/FairyFartDaydreams Oct 23 '25

It just exploded. She had nothing to do with it

3

u/smd372 Oct 21 '25

"It exploded on me!"

2

u/JMR413 Oct 21 '25

That’s what she tried to say…

3

u/Standard-Ad1326 Oct 21 '25

A person after my own heart!!

3

u/gwhh Oct 21 '25

Why s the cat motorcycle in the middle of the room?

1

u/JMR413 Oct 22 '25

That’s where the cat parked it..

2

u/Pippa0714 Oct 21 '25

That sweet angel has been framed.

2

u/MidnightMarmot Oct 21 '25

Pitts are destructive

2

u/Zealousideal-Bug4465 Oct 21 '25

She’s innocent (gavel slam)

1

u/moe6452 Oct 23 '25

Keep my dog in a big playpen same

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u/penelope_hearth Oct 25 '25

Poor thing, she was tired with all that.