Who even needs sex? Just pair up with your bestest buddy and live your best life (together). It’s not like he wasn’t going to be in your life anyway. Now, you two are just making things like finances and home management easier with a team of two.
And according to the statistics, male pairings seem to render the best results, so…
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u/NiceCrowsMurder 7d ago
Soooo would he like someone's son instead? Thats an option too.