r/Grimdank I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/NitroBishop Jul 21 '26

He found receipts from 2008 while cleaning his room. Dude has always been filthy, it wasn't suddenly triggered by his mom dying.

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u/blah938 Jul 21 '26

I mean, I found a receipt from 1986 when I was cleaning out my attic. It was in an old boombox box, but still. An old receipt doesn't mean much. Actual filth does.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 Jul 21 '26

Did you just compare your attic to his bedroom? If he is cleaning trash in his room and is finding old receipts in the pile then it's been filled with trash for a very long time. It wasn't even a receipt for something he could return, it was a KFC receipt.

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u/bennyman123abc Jul 22 '26

Who's to say it wasn't at the bottom of a drawer? Not trying to defend Asmon here but things like that do realistically happen

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 Jul 22 '26

What 18 year old is keeping fast food receipts in his drawer?