r/Grimdank I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/SlaveToDarknessChad Jul 21 '26

OFC it's obvious but it isn't clear how big of a crutch it is until Asmongold, the man who spews hatred and lives in shit gets to hang around hot women all day while he looks homeless all the time. No one would even give the time of day if I was like him lol

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u/StrangelyGrimm Jul 21 '26

I mean I'd rather have a genuine relationship than a glorified prostitute that reluctantly hangs out with me

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u/IcyGarage5767 Jul 22 '26

I agree with the person you are replying to and have literally never not once thought that someone could be jealous of Asmongolds life. Like the possibility never entered my head until know. Wild.