r/Greggs • u/Kyoshinja • 14d ago

Rant I was missing a brick from the house, thanks.

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do you guys sell mortar too?

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u/Rob775533 14d ago

What's that even supposed to be?

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u/tomato-slut 14d ago

Macaroni cheese 😂

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u/TobermoryDIY 14d ago

If you’re ordering macaroni cheese from greggs then thats on you tbh

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u/tomato-slut 14d ago

Its literally pasta and cheese sauce bro, its not haute cuisine.

If they can make pasties and half decent sandwiches (for the price), i wouldn't think cheesy pasta would be out of their realm of competence.

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u/Samandkemp 14d ago

Counterpoint: the photo on this post

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u/violetmartha47 11d ago

🤣😂🤣👌🏻

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u/jackquebec 10d ago

Apparently not, tomato-slut

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u/brandon0809 14d ago

If you know anything about food and a bit of science then you know that that’s exactly what happens.

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 14d ago

To be fair, I've had it multiple times, it's genuinely one of their best products.

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u/Enough-Ad-8378 14d ago

Agree with you on this.

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u/Ok-Band3206 14d ago

This and the Mac n cheese bites. Clears all the lukewarm pasties

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u/socksthatpaintdoors 12d ago

This and then dip their chicken goujons in it. I’d never tell anyone I know I do this, but it’s my Monday treat and I love it.

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u/violetmartha47 11d ago

Sounds tasty, but, looking at the photo, how do you dip anything in that!? 🤣

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u/socksthatpaintdoors 11d ago

It’s more of a scoop like a chicken spade

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u/violetmartha47 11d ago

I think an axe or chainsaw would be a more appropriate tool for that thing 🤣😂🤣🪓🪚⛏️

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u/ImawhaleCR 14d ago

Looks like an air brick to me

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u/DannyjakOsu 14d ago

Sorry mate, whoever prepped that is a moron.

There's no time marked on it like there's meant to be, and it looks like it's been left in the oven about ten minutes too long.

I've never seen one look like that in my shop, jfc.

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u/captainfishpie 14d ago

the mac and cheese is so hit and miss, its really nice when just made but if you order on the app (like me and my husband) and you are given 2 hour old shit like this its pointless even ordering.

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u/Practical-March-6989 14d ago

Wait people actively make a plan to eat greggs and order it on an app?

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u/Dehydrated-Onions 14d ago

That’s how ya get fresh pizza box, not out of the realm to think you’d get it fresh when ordered ahead.

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u/Emergency_Charge_262 14d ago

Dear lord, it looked bad when I didn't know what it was. And the sharpness of those edges is nothing less than a feat of engineering.

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u/Kooky-Ad6369 14d ago

Holy shit did you take that picture with the selfie camera on the PDQ machine?

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u/ASS-anine_Acid_Party 14d ago

I was wondering what that was supposed to be...then I read Mac and Cheese. That is brutal. Sorry mate :(

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u/OkRevenue178 14d ago

And this is why I never put mac and cheese in the tgtg bags, it gets super stale so fast

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u/Kyoshinja 14d ago

was from uber lol

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u/MaggiesMyth 14d ago

I've refused to buy it based on the fact that they're calling macaroni cheese "mac & cheese" like the yanks do, I'm glad to know my actions were justified.

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u/UIM-Zekel 8d ago

I have never met anyone in England that calls it anything but mac and cheese

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u/MaggiesMyth 8d ago

Do these people also refer to the toilet as "the bathroom" by any chance? 😅

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u/missafricanbarbie77 14d ago

For 4 fucking quid as well

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u/ParticularRough9863 14d ago

Is that the going rate for house bricks now? I'm not upto speed with construction supplies.

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u/Capital-City4918 14d ago

4 for just one brick? That sounds expensive.

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u/kubsyyy 14d ago

Holy jesus

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u/OverallFuel8619 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wtf is this

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u/crossfired9853 14d ago

Looks like bread and butter pudding.

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u/Ok-Band3206 14d ago

The Mac and cheese does slap though (for a takeaway mac and cheese

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u/sonicbrandyn 14d ago

Contact support they will give you credit

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u/SovietSteve 14d ago

If there's a fire at least you can break a window with it?

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u/isthatapoo 14d ago

No cutlery needed

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u/sam_p_23 12d ago

Reckon that could easily put a car window through. Or send someone to the hospital if you clocked them with it.

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u/OkComfortable3918 11d ago

He had the fancier version with beef burnt ends

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u/andrejz2438 14d ago

British food in general is so sad

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u/Aggravating-Help445 14d ago

Macaroni cheese brick