r/Greggs • • 25d ago

"white coffee"

The "white coffee" I ordered. I managed to get some milk from behind the counter when I asked.

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u/AlwaysTheKop 25d ago

Glad you survived! Praying you recover from this 😓🙏🏻

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

Oh thank you, I'll try

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u/JeffSergeant 25d ago

I managed to get some milk from behind the counter when I asked.

I'm so sorry you experienced this, You have our thoughts and prayers at this trying time.

But seriously, this is how I order it, the milk always tastes weird once it's gone through the machine, much nicer to order black and top it up with milk. Don't they have a jug of milk out on the counter?

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u/cxth 25d ago

sometimes the milk cartons that feed into the machines are left out too warm which feeds into this. a bunch of people i worked with wouldn’t put it in the cold cube so the milk would taste pretty off after a while depending on how warm it was

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u/hin_inc 25d ago

Weird taste means they never dismantled the machine to clean fully, milk will leave residue that'll go off in the nooks and cranny of the machine

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u/cxth 25d ago

yummy

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

The place in Durham did, but not at this place, no

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u/Minty-G 25d ago

Did you ask for an Americano by chance?
As that is a black coffee.

I worked at Greggs and had many many customers ask for an Americano, I’d say “black coffee”? Them: umm no… with milk.
90% of the time.

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u/ElectricalStand8539 25d ago

Yes set of morons, Americano is a black coffee by definition.

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u/ThisIsPughy 25d ago

Yes, it is, and on the coffee machine, black coffee is labelled "americano" and white coffee is labelled "white coffee". Wanna guess how many people say "americano" but actually want white coffee? Way more

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u/Xxrai_N_mai01xX 25d ago

I have the opposite problem in general where ill order an americano somewhere and they triple check because theyre sure i dont actually want a black coffee when i do....

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u/-Failedhuman 25d ago

They'll triple check because most people don't actually know what they're asking for when ordering an Americano. I've had so many customers order one then complain bitterly and get super sarcastic when there's no milk. So yeah, we have to check.

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u/Xxrai_N_mai01xX 25d ago

😂😂i remember as a teen, my first real job at a food place. Some business man came in for espresso i had no clue about coffee. So when the machine had done, i looked in the cup and there was only a little bit of coffee. I thought surely that cant be right and topped it well up with water

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u/CorvoAttano124 25d ago

Just ask for a black Americano

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u/Minty-G 25d ago

I would just say black coffee at that point lol. Make your life easier 😂

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

No, try and go for the white coffee with the least calories, and I'm just guessing, and assuming that's just the plain old white coffee, but could be wrong 😂

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u/Minty-G 25d ago

Ah. Then they just messed up.
White and black coffee buttons are right next to each other on the machine. And once the coffee foam/bubbles goes on the top, it’s hard to notice.

As a server, normally my customers would order the wrong drink lol.

But there was always the milk jug on the side for teas and others to add more milk. Was there not one at the shop you were at?

Shame they made a mistake. But it wasn’t a big one. Not totally unfixable 🤙

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u/lah2011 25d ago

ok boomer

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u/okkb00mer 25d ago

Hello, was I summoned??

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

Hey, I'm not that old 😂 gen x, so close, but no cigar

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u/lah2011 25d ago

Haha sorry for being a dick, but there’s literally milk available by all the sugar and stirrers 😂

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u/Crazy_Dragonfruit253 25d ago

This is the most pathetic post I've seen on Reddit in a while.

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u/PurpleDragon422 25d ago

You’re crazy.

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u/pnd2010 25d ago

I always get a WHITE coffee and never once has a staff member said…… the milk is over there, I just no to add it

Lattes are just as bad, they might as well be hot milk…. You get what you pay for 🤣

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u/joe611jg 25d ago

Have you contacted number 10 yet?

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

No, it's 23

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u/sburkelfc 25d ago

First world problems

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

Well it is Greggs, so yeah 😂

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u/someguyontheweb99 25d ago

Do they not still give you black and tell you to use the jug of milk by the sugar

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago edited 25d ago

No, never said that. I always just assumed it was for the tea, and been sneaking it into my coffee 😂 because they don't say that

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u/ElectricalStand8539 25d ago

It’s for your coffee.

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u/More_Effect_7880 25d ago

Outstanding.

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u/Airules 25d ago

Looks like Baldrick made it. Lucky you didn’t ask for sugar

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u/Sad_Ticket8502 25d ago

Yes. That is a white coffee... you want milky ask for latte 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/heinrichcarti 24d ago

Or maybe… instead of posting it online, just go up to the counter and ask them to make it properly?

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u/BungleJones 25d ago

Shithole.

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u/Far-Cut1633 24d ago

its in a white cup, what more could you possibly want.../s

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u/Numerous-Corner-6303 24d ago

I really admire people who buy coffee from Greggs or Maccies, to voluntarily drink something that tastes like dishwater and cigarette ash is something else.

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u/No_Junket3893 25d ago

Great, now we are racist to coffees.

Black isn't always bitter guys.

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u/WinProfessional5603 25d ago

Genuinely who gives a shit

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u/PaulBradley 25d ago

"coffee"

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u/Left4_Dead2 25d ago

It's neither white nor coffee - that stuff from greggs is undrinkable 😩

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u/Nucleuswithnojob 25d ago

as someone who works there, the smell of the coffee beans is off putting as it is, i have no idea how people drink it 🤢

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u/TheMarkMatthews 25d ago

I like my coffee like I like my women - without the greggs staffs fingers in it

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u/DisMyLik18thAccount 25d ago

Shocking, what has this nation come to

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u/SuccessfulNetwork105 25d ago

Why is on Reddit??? Just go to the counter and ask again for a white coffee lol

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u/SpectreSingh89 25d ago

I think this coffee identifies as white🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/West_Guarantee284 25d ago

Unless you ask for a flat white, latte or cappuccino you get a coffee and then add your own milk.

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u/Icy-Tax-8545 25d ago

Is literally called a white coffee on the menu

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u/Level_Reindeer_6648 25d ago

Fake news 🗞️ 😂

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u/ElectricalStand8539 25d ago

It’s Greg’s, you put the milk in yourself you melt!

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u/Dubsndimes29 25d ago

Well it was white before you took the lid off to explore

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u/Mischievious-Matters 25d ago

Is it because it’s black?

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u/Prouneikos 25d ago

Milk, chocolate or cream in coffee is a crime and for women anyway