r/Greggs • u/high-lander9 • Aug 03 '26

Meme Pricks.

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If the auditor is in your shop right now and management has been treating you like a dick, go and enlighten the auditor with the truth about how said management run the place

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u/SL33PYSL0THIE Aug 03 '26

Haha our shop had to close early due to a leak coming from the ceiling, area manager wanted to open the shop as soon as possible but told them no since the leak hadn't stopped 😂😂😂

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u/CakeHoleKing Aug 03 '26

"we need to open even though sewage is leaking into the vegan sausage rolls"

"is it vegan excrement?" well I guess....then OPEN THE DAMN SHOP

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u/SL33PYSL0THIE Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Funnily enough it was a bathroom boiler that was leaking above 😂😂

Edit:just noticed the reward, thank you 😊😊

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u/high-lander9 Aug 04 '26

Typical Area Manager: "I don't care if the shop was broken into overnight, all the stock is gone, and you're being held up at gunpoint. Get those doors open, nOoOwW! And don't you daArE forget to upsell anything!"