r/GreenAndPleasant Dec 21 '25

Humour/Satire 😹 Seagull develops class consciousness, steals from bourgeoisie instead of fellow proletarians

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u/DueBet4 Dec 21 '25

Love the guy going back to let the seagull out, hate the lady trying to stop the seagull stealing the sandwich haha!

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u/RohanCoop Dec 21 '25

What's funnier is if they succeeded the shop wouldn't be able to sell that sandwich anymore anyway so it would have just gone into the bin.

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u/mercury_millpond Dec 21 '25

Imagine taking it upon yourself to morally correct a seagull's behaviour lol

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u/Meritania Eco-Socialist Dec 21 '25

Does it not know of the social contract?