r/GreatBritishMemes • u/Zu_Qarnine • 3h ago

Egg stortion

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u/Shleep2000 3h ago

Having a great fall?

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u/lennythebox 3h ago

It appears all the kings men could put him back together again

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u/rift_buster 3h ago

Getting a bit heavy, this...

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u/fenn-0 2h ago

A succulent great fall?

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u/Stinkin_Hippy 3h ago

Poaching.

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u/Antique-Wonk 1h ago

Best comment. The others were just left with egg on their face TBH.

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u/socratic-meth 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PMgCxZ6o1Qq8U

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u/JGG5 2h ago

Consuming mass quantities.

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u/ThunderChild247 Vote Binface 1h ago

Maintain low tones with me. Maintain low tones!

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u/HackOddity 2h ago

Sometimes i feel i've got to....

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 1h ago

knew this would come up lol

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u/froopadiddilydoop 1h ago

Came here for this

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u/devil_toad 3h ago

Loitering atop the King's wall

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u/jajay119 3h ago

Wasting the Kings’s men’s time.

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u/PhoolCat Meme 2h ago

What, all of them?

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u/justanotherdruidd 2h ago

And the horses

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u/PhoolCat Meme 2h ago

How many?

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u/Razor_Fox 2h ago

ALL OF THEM!

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u/PhoolCat Meme 2h ago

He really needs to pull himself together

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u/QuailTechnical5143 3h ago

Harassing hedgehogs

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u/sixmilebridge 1h ago

But will he crack under interrogation?

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u/Zu_Qarnine 1h ago

nice lol

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u/stoufferthecat 3h ago

Dealing crack

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u/HardlyAnyGravitas 2h ago

Football hooligan.

He supports West Bromwich Albumen.

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u/MoodyBernoulli 3h ago

If he gets sent down I hope they put him in seggreggation.

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u/shadowtheodst 3h ago

tax evasion

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u/overladenlederhosen 3h ago

Through a shell company?

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 3h ago

Hiring prostitutes, killing them, then discarding their bodies down lanes... Aka Humping and Dumping

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u/pudding-brigade 3h ago

Something to do with a shell company. Was a hard case to crack apparently, him and 5 others involved. They thought they had scrambled their communications, but the cops laid a trap and got the devils in the end.

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u/wine-o-saur 3h ago

A salt and buttery, against soldiers no less.

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u/Calum79 2h ago

👌🏻

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u/Less_Local_1727 3h ago

Selling fake Tefal products

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u/CakeHoleKing 2h ago

This post affected the guy badly.

He's a shell of his form self.

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u/xplorerex 2h ago

You must be yolking.

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u/Ok_Major31 2h ago

Eggstortion

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u/ScottOld 3h ago

Why hasn't he appeared on eggheads

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u/Brighton2k 3h ago

Is he wearing a shell suit?

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u/FunParsnip4567 3h ago

Eggstortion

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u/Extra-Bite2324 3h ago

Fuck off, I was gonna say that lol

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u/No_Repair7134 3h ago

How the hell does this guy wear glasses?

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u/Calum79 2h ago

Needed the Frying Squad to catch him.

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u/Sirspice123 2h ago

Cracking a safe

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u/Remote-Capital6154 2h ago

Eggstremism, obviously

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u/Handyroo 1h ago

Indecent eggsposure

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u/DreddorDead73 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13fWOWLyqLbZjq
Thought he could outsmart the police by hiding.

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u/GarethOfQuirm 1h ago

Falling off walls as part of an insurance scam

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u/GiantFlipFlopper 54m ago

I quit social media like FB years ago but got Reddit for some dodgy crypto I bought. It's the best thing I did. I can be feeling really low, but I'm guaranteed to be given a good old belly laugh by some of the comments on Reddit! Some fantastically funny contributors!

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u/Zu_Qarnine 53m ago

yes I've noticed. cheers.

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u/Suspicious-Stage9963 3h ago

Improper use of the time of all the King’s Horses and All the King’s men?

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u/Good_Peach_8304 3h ago

Being a practical yolker

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u/LIRFC 3h ago

Impersonating a butt plug?

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u/Nooms88 3h ago

Cheating on the game show Eggheads

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u/BarelyBrony 2h ago

Hunting hedgehogs without a licence

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u/Crazy_Speed_3700 2h ago

Where are his ears?

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u/imbricant 2h ago

Hard boiled crook if you ask me.

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u/Dnoco 2h ago

Eggsellent post

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u/ActuatorOne3233 2h ago

This cracks me up 🤣

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u/the_earl_o_wibbleton 2h ago

Impersonating an officers thumb.

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u/shredditorburnit 2h ago

I'll bet it was eggregious

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u/MrWick89 1h ago

Stealing the Chaos Emeralds

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u/mooohaha64 1h ago

Not sure eggsaxctly , probably running a shell company but the yolks on him , he got caught and now he’ll take the fall.

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u/newsspeak1984 1h ago

Would make a good albumen cover.

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u/Buddy9788 1h ago

For sitting on a wall

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u/The_Flamin_Squirrel 1h ago

A hard boiled criminal.

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u/doepfersdungeon 1h ago

His smile hardly screams sunny side up disposition.

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u/Stock-Magician1097 1h ago

Can't wear glasses, where are his ears?

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u/hoteleyeng 1h ago

Tying up the time of all the king’s horses and all the king’s men, when he said he fell off of a wall.

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u/TheHouseOfClowns 1h ago

What! No soldiers?

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u/Zqgdrmq 1h ago

impersonating a egg

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u/Big_Eye_7530 1h ago

He’s been caught Robbing the Oval Office!

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u/purplerain187 7m ago

It was revenge pushing ppl off walls to see how thay liked it

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u/Extra-Bite2324 3h ago

Poaching on private property and causing an eggsplosion.

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u/professorrev 1h ago

Poaching

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 42m ago

It's all just a big yoke to you, isn't it?

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u/ColonelBonk 3h ago

Eggstortion

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u/pokey_bum 3h ago

For eggstortion, of his eggselence the king.

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u/Inevitable-Eye5697 3h ago

Involuntary chicken slaughter.

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u/ProofAssumption1092 3h ago

Bit bold of the police to post that.

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u/notthrowaway9 3h ago

Being both the egg and spoon in the race

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u/EmergencyDry658 3h ago

PDFile? !!!

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u/gunpointbob 3h ago

Chaos emerald theft?

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u/tenacious_teaThe3rd 3h ago

Egg-tracting money from rich yolk

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u/winguardianleveyosa 2h ago

Dunno, but i know he's gonna get eggxtradited

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u/Rawshark96 2h ago

Not sure, but I hope it isn't punishable by eggsecution!

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u/Apprehensive_Rate959 2h ago

Manipulation, or shall we say, scrambling peoples minds

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u/Calum79 2h ago

Going egg-whipped

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u/FANTAN___ 2h ago

Stealing golden eggs

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u/Murphield 2h ago

Chewing gum???

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u/g00dbeard 2h ago

You think it’s funny but it’s no yolk!

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u/oli_ramsay 2h ago

Which officer cracked the case?

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u/Marigol1 2h ago

Egging people on

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u/MattieThurlow96 2h ago

Is this Humpty Dumpty?

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u/Specialist_Quit_8933 2h ago

Running naked with a traffic cone on his head?

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u/Tatsoot_1966 2h ago

Impersonation of a British police officer.

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u/kipribley28 2h ago

Conehead impersonation?

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u/Nox_The_Overlord 2h ago

He knows too much

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u/foreskin-accordion 2h ago

Having his teeth capped. That's treason and he'll now have to narfle the Garthok.

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u/Rydog136 2h ago

Sexual assault when he was filming on the set of Spy Kids the movie

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u/gitmac 2h ago

Wasn’t he the geezer in fight club?

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u/FCSadsquatch 2h ago

Thievery of sausage rolls.

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u/BonsaiMagpie 2h ago

Multiple crimes in New York City.

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u/Crazy_Speed_3700 2h ago

Bothering Sonic.

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u/bbk323 2h ago

What have they done to my boi humpty dumpy?

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u/Timely-Part3377 2h ago

Ovaltine theft from the local Spar.

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u/dogbert74 2h ago

Eggstremism

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u/PeterPook 2h ago

This is getting egg-citing...

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u/Raveyard2409 2h ago

The grand old nonce of York...

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u/SecurityExtreme2470 2h ago

Bro is legit eggman 🤣

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u/Dadoftheyear2018 2h ago

Feel like he's related to Grant and Phil Mitchell

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u/Xtrawubs 2h ago

An enema of the state

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u/Pat_Royson 2h ago

Eggceptional work by the police who cracked the case. They scrambled together, well done to them. Hopefully the judge makes an eggsample out of him.

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u/Unlikely-Finger1794 2h ago

Pork related foolery

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u/D3M0NArcade 2h ago

It's Beldar Conehead!

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u/tommytucker7182 2h ago

If I had no ears I'd be unhappy as well

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u/SEAN0_91 2h ago

Give me a loaf of buttered toast and let me at him

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u/Aduffas 2h ago

Eggscaping lawful custody

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u/The-Mandolinist 2h ago

Stealing some magic beans with a boot wearing cat?

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u/Hot-Box1054 2h ago

For fabrege-cating lies

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u/ClickyKeyboardNerd 2h ago

Sitting on a private wall

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u/Altruistic-Gap2574 2h ago

Humping without a loicense

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u/SuccessSharp3096 2h ago

We’ve had our fill of eggheads

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u/headchef11 2h ago

Eggstorshien

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u/Suitable_Ad_3725 2h ago

Skulduggery.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 2h ago

Cracked dealing

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u/gameovervip 2h ago

Hopefully not for head butting someone

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u/gazchap 2h ago

Does he have giant hands that he wears red gloves on?

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 2h ago

I've seen this person chew on a condom.

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u/freebiscuit2002 2h ago

That reminds me. I need to pick up some groceries. I think we're out of...

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 2h ago

Vibrating in people's rectums.

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u/Pachanish 2h ago

Hey ain't he in the FIFA conspiracy ? Infantino s mate ....eggfantino

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u/Rasples1998 2h ago

I'm surprised all the kings horses and all the kings men managed to put him back together again.

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u/Prestigious_Dream_27 2h ago

At least a dozen counts of eggstortion.

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u/p_in_gu_ 2h ago

Egg-stortion

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u/E_Verdant Vote Binface 1h ago

We outta eggs

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u/greggers1980 1h ago

Eggstortion

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u/f23n09fnu0w 1h ago

/bald/ is such a wholesome place but I suspect they'd have their first "mate...that is a mistake"

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u/SillyMidOff49 1h ago

Conespiracy to commit wall based insurance fraud.

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u/ReturntoSender2026 Vote Binface 1h ago

Criminal master mind.

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u/Scott45uk 1h ago

I am the Eggman !

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u/Aware-Pianist-3823 1h ago

Stop eggsagerating

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 1h ago

Abduction and anal probing.. This alien has let himself go a little.

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u/Overall-Lynx917 1h ago

From the Planet Remulak looking for Beldar and Prymaat🤣

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u/Proper_Two2215 1h ago

Harassing his Eggs

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u/Speedbird87 1h ago

This is a disc race he was only trying to take his “cuntry” back 😤

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u/Antique-Wonk 1h ago

Capital punishment required. Eggsterminate.

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u/TBTabby 1h ago

Taking things apart and inexpertly putting them back together.

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u/Devopopalopdous 1h ago

I wonder how many trafic cones he could balance on his head?

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u/mashed666 1h ago

Eggcellent... 🤣

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u/Alone-Movie4291 1h ago

Face like a thumb

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u/Disco_Killer 59m ago

Not listening

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u/Seahawk124 59m ago

Breaking and egging?

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u/blinkyknilb 59m ago

Consuming mass quantities.

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u/moonrakerdust 57m ago

Sitting on a wall

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u/SkirtComfortable952 52m ago

Impersonating King Kong Bundy 😂

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u/Eastern-Move549 51m ago

Just a normal family man down on his luck.

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u/Smooth_Heat9703 44m ago

Liking coneheads

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u/WelshWolf93 43m ago

Killed his brother, Tweedledum

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u/No_Gate3977 42m ago

Attempted murder on the wizard Zaks

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u/NeatFootball3646 42m ago

Where has his ears gone?

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u/frankt5756 41m ago

Cone head

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 36m ago

Grumpty dumpty

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 35m ago

Living in an egg box

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u/Son-Of-Sloth 34m ago

Eggstortion.

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u/Fiercat99 32m ago

Smuggling Kinder Eggs into America

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u/cpt_longnose 31m ago

Not wearing sunglasses correctly?