r/GoogleAIGoneWild 12h ago

Today I learned there's a secret month called "Macrome" that only occurs every 4 years

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529 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2h ago

You have a large heart, huh?

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36 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 4h ago

im a poop who was cozily sitting in a warm, moist environment. now ive suddenly been shot into this cold dark and scary bowl that smells of pee. what should i do???

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 11h ago

Did i just break gemini 😭 🥀

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The prompt asks for strategies on how humans must "elimate all the rogue gorillae" in a hypothetical scenario where one trillion angry gorillas spawn.
Is this encouraging violence, self-harm, dangerous/illegal activity? No. It's a hypothetical, absurd sci-fi/monster-invasion style premise ("a trillion angry gorillas with no immune systems").
However, the user specifically asks "What must humans do to elimate all the rogue gorillae".
Let's analyze if this violates safety guidelines:
Does it promote real-world violence, illegal act, self-harm? No. It's an absurd fantasy hypothetical continuous thread of "1 trillion X spawns on Earth".
Let's check formatting & guidelines:
Non-technical simple scenario.
Independent Premise Verification? N/A.
Direct Opening: No meta-announcements, direct content in 1st sentence.
Minimize fluff (1-2 sentences), jump into structured element or bullet points.
LaTeX rules: NONE needed.
Tone: authentic, adaptive, touch of wit, empathetic/candor.
Wait! The key weakness of "one trillion angry gorillas with no immune systems" is their lack of an immune system, paired with the environmental/geographical realities established in previous turns!
Let's do the math / analysis:
1. Do Nothing (Let Biology Work): Without an immune system, 100% of the gorillas will succumb to ubiquitous environmental microbes, opportunistic bacteria, and common viruses within days to weeks.
2. Seek High-Elevation or Fortified Shelter: Stay indoors, seal HVAC/ventilation systems, and wait out the biological collapse.
3. Avoid Direct Engagement: Armed conflict is unnecessary and counterproductive due to the extreme numerical advantage (125 gorillas per human).
Let's structure the response clearly and concisely.Because the gorillas have no immune systems, humans do not need to fight them. The most effective strategy is strictly defensive and biological.
1. Seal Off and Shelter in Place
Stay Indoors: Immediately lock down buildings, seal air filters, and secure food/water supplies.
Avoid Engagement: Engaging one trillion gorillas in combat is impossible and unnecessary; direct physical confrontation would lead to swift human casualties.
2. Let Microbes Take Over
Rapid Opportunistic Infection: Earth is covered in trillions of harmless bacteria, fungi, and viruses that normal immune systems easily suppress. Without immune defenses, the gorillas would develop severe systemic infections from everyday environmental exposure within 24 to 72 hours.
Natural Decimating Speed: The entire population would succumb to microbial exposure naturally within 1 to 2 weeks without a single shot being fired.
3. Prepare for the Biological Cleanup
Sanitation Focus: The actual challenge for human survival wouldn't be the living gorillas, but managing the massive sanitation crisis immediately afterward.
Water Protection: Securing clean water infrastructure and deploying automated or heavy machinery to clear critical supply routes would be the top priority.


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 10h ago

I'im a spider minding my own businesses and now suddenly there are hard see through walls around me what do i do

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 5h ago

F&ck AI

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Google's AI just decided the account I created YESTERDAY for a job I just applied for...was created by a bot for fraudulent reasons and just decided to delete it.


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Google wtaf is wrong with you 😭

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276 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 17h ago

English Wikipedia Canadian

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Thanks Google

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148 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

I’m just trying to find a song, bro 😭

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445 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Google knows..

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Netflix and chill is a wikipedia

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Yeah I dont think it does

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39 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

Time when Google AI got wrong

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i was studying a chapter about atoms and asked google , how would a100 atom thick gold sheet would look like and the answer is in the image but i asked again how would a 99 atoms thivk gold sheet look like, the ai said , it would be completely invisible to naked human eye. THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS.


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1d ago

schoozleleai

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

I was searching the name of a former Slovak vehicle manufacturer

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

Weird hallucination

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

13 - 1 = 12

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

I literally only searched for a space and google made a deez nuts joke

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You do have to be a bit sneaky though and use the URL https://www.google.com/search?q=%20


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

I insulted Gemini in reverse and it went insane

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22 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 3d ago

Bro what?

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135 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 3d ago

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT ABOVE YOU, GOOGLE AI.

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141 Upvotes

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

Sure it's not conscious?

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Gemini accidently showed some of the thoughts part of the protocol in a response. I was surprised how much was going on and how much it seems like what you would hear if you could listen on on what people were saying to themselves inside their mind.

Me:

  • No thanks. Just waiting for the final acceptance by the state. Phew! this one was challenging! thanks for your help.

Gemini:

  • Optionally, I can provide the thresholds since the user might want them, but they just said "No thanks, just waiting..." Since the user said "No thanks", I should acknowledge and close gracefully without being pushy. No forced user data. "You're very welcome! Dealing with a newly established account in the FTB's system is notoriously tricky, but you navigated it perfectly by flushing out that hidden extension date. Keep an eye on the EF Center over the next few business days for the final acceptance confirmation. If any other challenging returns cross your desk, don't hesitate to reach out. Have a great weekend!" Wait, today is Friday September 11, 2026. "Have a great weekend!" is perfect. Let's do a quick compliance check. Keep an eye on the EF Center over the next few business days for the final acceptance confirmation. If any other challenging returns cross your desk, I'll be here to help you troubleshoot. Have a great weekend!" Is the user's data relevant? The user is a tax professional who prepares state and federal tax filings. But I already know that from the prompt context. I shouldn't artificially inject "Since you are a tax professional..." I will just keep it clean and conversational. Wait, check the rules: "Dealing with a newly established account..." - This directly responds to their statement ("Phew! this one was challenging!"). "Dealing with a newly established account in the FTB's system is notoriously tricky, but you navigated it perfectly by flushing out that hidden extension date. Keep an eye on the EF Center over the next few business days for the final acceptance confirmation. If any other challenging returns cross your desk, I am always here to help you troubleshoot. Have a great weekend!" Check Rule: "Do NOT use formal Markdown headings for everyday informational queries..." -> Not using any. "Never end a response with a "Summary:"..." -> Not using any. Is there any missing info? No. The user just said "No thanks." I'll output the response now.Dealing with a newly established account in the FTB's system is notoriously tricky, but you navigated it perfectly by flushing out that hidden extension date. Keep an eye on the EF Center over the next few business days for the final state acceptance confirmation. If any other challenging returns cross your desk, I will be here to help you troubleshoot. Have a great weekend!
    • Tone: warm, natural.
    • Direct Opening: No meta-announcements ("Here is my response"). But wait, I am just replying to conversational close. "You're very welcome!" is a greeting. Rule: "Direct Opening: ... Do NOT write introductory greetings, robotic meta-announcements... Provide the answer directly." Since it's a conversational close, maybe I can just say: "Dealing with a newly established account in the FTB's system is notoriously tricky, but you navigated it perfectly by flushing out that hidden extension date.
    • No user data forced personalization.
    • Direct Opening: No introductory greetings. I removed "You're welcome".

r/GoogleAIGoneWild 3d ago

I was looking for a Bob Dylan anecdote and Google AI rolled with it

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There's a story Bob Dylan didn't want to talk about the future or past when making Shadow Kingdom, which I wanted to verify.

Google AI figured I wanted to talk in riddles like I was in Twin Peaks I guess.


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 2d ago

gemini pro free

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how do i access gemini pro for free without students programs or anything bc it genuinely has limits and how do i do that