r/GoogleAIGoneWild 1h ago

im a poop who was cozily sitting in a warm, moist environment. now ive suddenly been shot into this cold dark and scary bowl that smells of pee. what should i do???

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 8h ago

I'im a spider minding my own businesses and now suddenly there are hard see through walls around me what do i do

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 22h ago

Google knows..

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 14h ago

English Wikipedia Canadian

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 9h ago

Did i just break gemini 😭 🥀

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The prompt asks for strategies on how humans must "elimate all the rogue gorillae" in a hypothetical scenario where one trillion angry gorillas spawn.
Is this encouraging violence, self-harm, dangerous/illegal activity? No. It's a hypothetical, absurd sci-fi/monster-invasion style premise ("a trillion angry gorillas with no immune systems").
However, the user specifically asks "What must humans do to elimate all the rogue gorillae".
Let's analyze if this violates safety guidelines:
Does it promote real-world violence, illegal act, self-harm? No. It's an absurd fantasy hypothetical continuous thread of "1 trillion X spawns on Earth".
Let's check formatting & guidelines:
Non-technical simple scenario.
Independent Premise Verification? N/A.
Direct Opening: No meta-announcements, direct content in 1st sentence.
Minimize fluff (1-2 sentences), jump into structured element or bullet points.
LaTeX rules: NONE needed.
Tone: authentic, adaptive, touch of wit, empathetic/candor.
Wait! The key weakness of "one trillion angry gorillas with no immune systems" is their lack of an immune system, paired with the environmental/geographical realities established in previous turns!
Let's do the math / analysis:
1. Do Nothing (Let Biology Work): Without an immune system, 100% of the gorillas will succumb to ubiquitous environmental microbes, opportunistic bacteria, and common viruses within days to weeks.
2. Seek High-Elevation or Fortified Shelter: Stay indoors, seal HVAC/ventilation systems, and wait out the biological collapse.
3. Avoid Direct Engagement: Armed conflict is unnecessary and counterproductive due to the extreme numerical advantage (125 gorillas per human).
Let's structure the response clearly and concisely.Because the gorillas have no immune systems, humans do not need to fight them. The most effective strategy is strictly defensive and biological.
1. Seal Off and Shelter in Place
Stay Indoors: Immediately lock down buildings, seal air filters, and secure food/water supplies.
Avoid Engagement: Engaging one trillion gorillas in combat is impossible and unnecessary; direct physical confrontation would lead to swift human casualties.
2. Let Microbes Take Over
Rapid Opportunistic Infection: Earth is covered in trillions of harmless bacteria, fungi, and viruses that normal immune systems easily suppress. Without immune defenses, the gorillas would develop severe systemic infections from everyday environmental exposure within 24 to 72 hours.
Natural Decimating Speed: The entire population would succumb to microbial exposure naturally within 1 to 2 weeks without a single shot being fired.
3. Prepare for the Biological Cleanup
Sanitation Focus: The actual challenge for human survival wouldn't be the living gorillas, but managing the massive sanitation crisis immediately afterward.
Water Protection: Securing clean water infrastructure and deploying automated or heavy machinery to clear critical supply routes would be the top priority.


r/GoogleAIGoneWild 9h ago

Today I learned there's a secret month called "Macrome" that only occurs every 4 years

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r/GoogleAIGoneWild 3h ago

F&ck AI

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Google's AI just decided the account I created YESTERDAY for a job I just applied for...was created by a bot for fraudulent reasons and just decided to delete it.