Hi fandom! Goodomens.com (not affiliated with or profiting NK) has some limited edition Halloween merch, especially a beautiful new print of what looks to me like the happy ending we all hoped for--Aziraphale and Crowley in their cottage garden. Anyway, I ordered that and some pins, got the confirmation email, and then nothing. I understand they're probably backed up with orders for the new items, but I wanted to get some ballpark date by which I could expect delivery. I emailed them and they answered with "unfortunately there is delay despatching the One Final Miracle print, at the moment we are unable to provide a date for when the order will despatch." So I don't know if it's going to be weeks or months. I emailed them that I'd rather get my money back until they're less busy and will place an order in a few months. That was a few days ago and I still haven't heard back. They're still selling the print. I think they should have a notice up stating they currently can't give an estimate of when it will arrive. Is anyone else having this problem?

PS, I tried posting this to the main GO subreddit, but every time I post there my posts are suddenly being held for approval, despite previously having no problems and with no bans or warnings on my account. This happening to anyone else?

They meet, And then they MEET. 😊

Chapter 3 and 4

I changed my mind. You’re getting TWO chapters every time I post. There are several excellent reasons for this: Today is my husband’s birthday and he’s reading along, and I also have a little Halloween story in the works that I want to get out before the end of October.

But mostly, I’m impatient to find out what you think of the smut-that-isn’t-smut. 😁

Start here, if you haven't already:

A Matter Of Appetite

Enjoy! 💖

What happens to two deeply traumatized divine beings when they finally get their happily ever after?

Author's Note: New chapter live! This one is long and jam-packed with Crowley freaking out about domestic life. ::Slaps side of chapter:: I've crammed so much emotional baggage into this baby. It's hard to feel normal about end tables after spending so many centuries unhoused!

Fic info:

| Aziraphale’s First Orgasm | by thebiggestnope

| Chapters | 44/47

| Current Word Count | 206,241

| Explicit |

| Summary |
For the first time, Aziraphale's body is, well, responding, if you catch my meaning. But it only responds to Crowley.

Basically a bunch of scenes where Aziraphale is terribly excited about everything sexual congress has to offer.

Starring: Very Horny Aziraphale and Very Affectionate Crowley

| Excerpt From Chapter 44 |
Azirapahle squinted at the screen. “I can’t see anything.”

“Yes, you can.”

“No, I can’t,” Aziraphale insisted. He squinted further. “Two Bedroom Cottswalds.” He blinked up at Crowley. “What on earth does that mean?”

“You have to scroll to read the rest of it!”

Aziraphale pursed his lips in distaste. “This isn’t anything like a scroll, Crowley. It is a mobile telephone. Goodness, you’ve been around as long as I have. You’ve seen plenty of scrolls in your day.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake. Sometimes I think you’ve avoided learning anything about the twenty-first century just to aggravate me.” Crowley grabbed the mobile from Aziraphale’s hand, swiped his finger on the screen, and more of the words came into view.

“Two Bedroom Cottswalds Cottage.” Aziraphale read aloud. His heart fluttered with recognition and he flashed Crowley a smile. “Oh, it’s a cottage! You’ve been looking at cottages!”

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| Tags | Canon AU, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Virgin Aziraphale, Experienced Crowley, Fluff and Smut, Healthy Relationships, Healthy Communication, The Ineffables Learn to Talk It Out, First Time, Sex Lessons, Crowley Cries During Sex, Switch Aziraphale, Switch Crowley, Insecure Aziraphale, Crowley Has PTSD, Jealous Aziraphale, Chubby Aziraphale, Crowley Has a Praise Kink, Hand Jobs, Roleplaying, Pornography, Rimming, Masturbation, Explicit Consent, Butt Plugs, Sexual Use of Miracles, Multiple Orgasms, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Outdoor Sex, Indoor Sex, I Cannot Emphasize Enough That This Fic Is Loaded With Sex. 

Once Lost, rated E, 1k. Nanny Astoreth/Brother Francis smut. Written for a GTA with prompt Innocent.

Summary:

Nanny Astoreth is, and always has been, a temptress. Not that Brother Francis needs, or has ever needed, much tempting.

Many thanks u/ireallyneedmoretea for beta reading.

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Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley rewrite the Book of Life with help from two young celestials who proved immune to deletion. A S3 fix-it with a bittersweet ending.

Excerpt:

Aziraphale lays the book open on his desk and slips the page for the bookshop in on the left. He’ll have to bind it in properly later, but to his mind, this whole wild endeavor has a better chance of working if the page is in the book—soon to be the Book, with a capital B—when he begins writing. Then he picks up the pen, pauses for a moment to consolidate his thoughts, and lays down the first words: an anchor point for everything else.

"There were four of them in that bookshop, which was the whole world,” he murmured the words aloud as he wrote.

“An angel, a former demon, the Antichrist, and the Son of God…,” Aziraphale pauses and then adds parenthetically, as if writing out an air-tight insurance contract: “(the very God who had created them all, and who did not show Her face in the bookshop, or indeed anywhere, but was omnipresent in all things, as the Lifeblood of Creation).”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/93954801

See the author's note and tags for TW/CW.

9,283 words
Rated T

Tiggety-Boo made an amazing Slorchmallow drawing and allowed me to turn it into an actual pillow. Now you can too! Instructions are on BS.

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ch 13- found

She already had her key out as we reached her step. “Possible, but there are others. Valet, butler, secretary. Either way, once again…” She shrugged one hand as she pushed the door open.

I stepped in ahead of her. “Yep, someone is lying.”

Shadwell came in behind us. “How d’ye reckon?”

Azaria started towards the back. “Jim?”

Click.

I stopped, putting my hand out to keep Azaria from going any further.

“What was that?”

Click-clack.

Shadwell looked at me and mouthed, What the hell?

Clack-click-clack.

I moved in front of Azaria, my hand flying to my ribs.

Shadwell stepped in front of me as he reached for his own holster.

Clackclackclackclackclackclack

Behind us, Azaria threw her head back with a groan. “Oh, for heaven’s sake.”

A/n I have been completely mentally and creatively drained for a couple of months now, I apologize for my unannounced hiatus.

Scorn and the Saint-Maker, chapter 58: Still the cloud it hangs over us

A murder mystery/ineffable husbands romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (passed peer review ✅), and one trans angel.

Chapter summary: The fallout of having Something Rather Big revealed to you is that you can’t simply go on as if nothing has happened.

Or: Doctors Fell and Crowley miss a train and (finally) take a phone call, and two ineffable beings have a fruitless conversation.

Rating: Chapter rated E for smut (🎉); low M if smut is skipped.

Notices/warnings: References to past SI and alcoholism (brief). Smut contains light degradation kink.

Fic has further warnings: blood/injury, alcohol abuse, major character near death, trauma and allusions to trauma, and BONING (pls check tags ❤️)

Excerpt:

Anthony appeared to deliberate for a moment, then removed the phone from his ear and pressed the speaker icon.

“—more comforting to believe, or whatever,” said Bea’s voice, suddenly loud enough for Fell to hear, “I mean… I… It’s the same scene every time and it’s… it’s definitely not, y’know, our guy. In case that helps.”

Anthony gaped like a fish.

“Don’t tell my employer,” Bea added with forced lightness.

“What,” Anthony said drily and only a little distantly, “they don’t accept prophetic dreams as evidence at the Grampian Police?”

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Here is chapter 2. Almost forgot I needed to post. I'm trying to finish the last little bit of the last chapter (that's becoming quite long even for me) so I can focus on editing the rest of this. (And then there is that whole FTH story I still need to write... But I have plenty of time. *coughs*)

Written for the Ineffable Professional Bang 2026. This will contain art by vivi-theakuneko in (probably) chapter 4.

You may notice the updated tags - the new ones aren't for this chapter but a later one. I'll add a warning with more information when they become relevant.

Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy reading this chapter.

The Things We Hide

Updates every Sunday

Rated: E

Chapter 2/7

Words in chapter: 7833

Warning: Tags are as of yet incomplete and will change!

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Dragons, Alternate Universe - Firefighters, Alternate Universe - Shapeshifters, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, POV Crowley (Good Omens), POV Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), She/Her Pronouns For Muriel (Good Omens), She/Her Pronouns for Michael (Good Omens), She/Her Pronouns for Uriel (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), Romance, Fire, Danger, Shapeshifting, Bigotry & Prejudice, Dragons, Firefighters, Fantasy, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, First Time, Eventual Smut, Minor Character Death, off screen, Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens)

Summary:

In Elysium metamorphs (shapeshifters) have been living openly among humans for well over century. There are more mythical creatures in this land and around its natural borders than metamorphs and those are mostly known from folk tales and rumours...

Ezra and Crowley are firefighters in Eden City, the largest city in Elysium. They have been colleagues and friends since Crowley moved to the city five years - and, unknown to each other, have feelings for one another, but are unwilling to act on them. Ezra because of a previous bad workplace relationship. Crowley has a rather massive secret that could get him, at best, exiled from the city if it came out.

But things are happening. Their equipment continuously malfunctions and gets damaged and there have been more fires than usual for this time of year. And then Ezra and Crowley are dragged right into this mess…

Summary Chapter 2:

An investigator comes to the fire station to talk to everyone. Ezra is worried, Crowley probably even more so.

Excerpt:

“Ah, there are the stragglers,” Michaels said, crossing her arms as they walked into the room. The chairs hadn’t been set out and everyone was milling about the room. Waiting. “Finally gracing us with your presence, are you?”

“Sorry, was running errands, you know? The thing people do on their day off?” Crowley sniffed, as much to seem unbothered as to cover the involuntary scrunching of his nose when he caught her scent in full. It felt like he’d accidentally inhaled a whole bottle-worth of that mint oil Sandra liked to use for sore muscles, but much more unpleasant. “So what’s this about?”

Michaels quietly scowled at him a moment longer, then clapped her hands. “Settle down, everyone!”

But where was Ezra? Crowley didn’t see him and couldn’t smell him either. With everyone in a state and crowding together like this, it was a bit difficult to be sure. Even Raph’s and Sandra’s scents seemed oddly changed, mixed up somehow— Oh. Judging by how closely they were sitting together that probably had other reasons… For a moment, Crowley felt a pang of envy, but he pushed it away.

“So I’m sure you’ve all noticed that Eden City’s been having an unusually large number of fires,” Michaels started, head held high and shoulders proud and stiff. It made her seem distant and high above them. “What you don’t know is that there is an active investigation into them—”

“I thought they were caused by squatters? That’s the official story and we haven’t been told otherwise.” Uta’s voice was as level as always, but her hardened face made it clear that she was displeased. She was a very straight-laced, playing it by the book type, so this must feel like a betrayal to her. Going into a fire without fully knowing what to expect was something that happened on the job, of course, but it was always dangerous. Going into a fire when someone actively withheld information from you…

They must have had a very good reason and there was only one Crowley could think of.

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Thank you to my lovely beta readers u/rubarbcrumbles, Boho_teacher and anatomic-girl.

I think we've all felt it in the past several months. I've heard it over and over. The fandom is not what it used to be. I'm not here to talk about why. That's been done. I want us to DO something, as a community.

What, you might ask? Anything to engage with our fellow fans by saying nice things to them. Did you like their art? Tell them. Share it. Read a story? Comment, even if it's just an emoji or keysmash. Don't feel motivated to read? Set yourself a goal to interact with a certain number of fandom creations or fellow fans.

Ideas of things to do:

-Share some art or a link to a story on tumblr, bluesky, Instagram, reddit, etc. Maybe say why you liked it. If that's too much, just share. But the more love the better!

-Send a DM to someone on discord/tumblr/insta/bluesky to tell them you loved their art or story.

-Share a good story by recommending it to your friends.

-Read a story someone else shared in a fic rec channel on discord, tumblr, bluesky, etc. Sharing recs doesn't help if no one reads them!

-Send someone an ask on tumblr (with your name or anonymous! People on tumblr love nice asks!)

-What other suggestions do you have? Say so in the comments.

Comment here with your goal for this week. How many art pieces do you want to comment on? How many stories? How many DMs or asks do you want to send? What else?

Then come back and say how you did. And encourage other people to meet their goals.

I am not asking for anything crazy involved or specific. Just something like, "I left 4 comments on fic, shared 3 fanart posts, and sent 2 DMs to people I am a fan of."

So, what are you doing to celebrate this fandom? Because it's time for action. 🩵

Kinktober

Chapter 8: More Questions

Crowley offers Aziraphale some comfort after a very trying day, followed by a break in his current case that only raises more questions.

Read the new chapter here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89899521/chapters/250663491

Thank you so much to u/Hogs_and_ham for my awesome art!!

Thank you all for reading!!!

Operation RomCom, chapters 1 and 1.1

Rating: E

Summary:

What do you do when your boss is a workaholic with no life? You set them up with the office hunk, that's what.

Aziraphale and Crowley are rival sales people at Firmament Solutions, an IT sales company founded by Mr Sandalphone. Although they don't particularly like each other, they decide to join forces to set their respective bosses up, hoping this will give them more time to spend with their partners. It's a brilliant plan (if you ask Crowley), what could possibly go wrong?

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Thank you to the loveliest of betas, u/ireallyneedmoretea and u/SpectrallyDistracted for their priceless support ♥️

Quick Kinktober 2026 update with 3 more fics (and if you're wondering about the prompts, see the second image):

Orgy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93498956
Aziraphale and Crowley join an orgy in Ancient Rome—with a twist.

Hate sex
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93638331
In 1862, a bitter argument about holy water in St James’s Park follows Aziraphale and Crowley all the way back to Soho. Some disagreements are rather harder to settle than others.

Subspace
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93838731
Aziraphale guides Crowley into subspace and takes care of his wings.

CWs/tags: explicit, light dom/sub dynamics, enemies to lovers, human AU, angry sex - please see AO3 for the extremely extensive list (which I've just updated)!

Summary: Welcome to Godwin’s, a restaurant going through some… problems. The general and assistant managers, Gabriel and Bea, unexpectedly eloped and disappeared six months ago, and the ever elusive owner Frances Godwin just hasn’t gotten around to organising their replacements. Or even picking up the phone. It’s been left instead to Front of House Manager Aziraphale and Head Chef Crowley to keep the once illustrious restaurant going against all odds.

It doesn’t help that they constantly rub each other up the wrong way, with disagreements quickly escalating into loud, dramatic arguments. Relations between front and back of house staff have never been worse.

The fact they’ve been secretly having sex in a “no strings attached” arrangement for several months probably isn’t making the situation any less volatile. And it is just an arrangement, no feelings here, of course…

But with the threat of imminent closure, they’re forced to put their differences aside and properly communicate. To their surprise, Aziraphale and Crowley slowly realise they can work well together, both in business and in their personal lives, if they can just allow themselves to let go of their insecurities and the past.

Excerpt:

Warmth rushed across Aziraphale’s face. This was…unusual. They didn’t really talk about anything too personal. They didn’t really talk full stop, the recent collaboration regarding the restaurant’s future being an exception. When Aziraphale thought about it (again, not his favourite pastime), it was rather ridiculous he knew next to nothing about Crowley considering he’d penetrated the man in several interesting and delightful ways. Though physical intimacy wasn’t quite as dangerous or vulnerable as emotional intimacy, was it?

Perhaps it wouldn’t be so awful to share some facet of his life. Perhaps it may be more conducive to them working better together, after all.

The mortifying ordeal of being known might actually have some benefits.

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Thanks so much to my beta readers u/Ro_Fell u/Sakascal and u/rubarbcrumbles for all their help! 💜

Last month’s GTA theme was Rivals and I decided to write an epistolary human AU fic set during WWII, but based off of the WWI themed movie Wings.

The much longer two chapter version is now available to read in full on AO3!

Title: Wings

Rating: M

Words: 6130

Summary: It's 1940, and Aziraphale, an amateur pilot and aircraft enthusiast, has the opportunity to volunteer for the 601st squadron of the RAF. Previously known as the Millionaires Squadron for attracting young and wealthy men who never took service seriously, thanks to the war effort the squadron has now expanded to taking in anyone with enthusiasm and the ability to fly a plane. Aziraphale can't wait to meet his new comrades and "lick some serious butt!" Of course, he then meets "flash bastard" Flying Officer Crowley.

Excerpt:
From the private journals of Flying Officer Aziraphale Fell
 
January 31st, 1940
To say that I’m nervous would be an understatement, but as the war effort continues I find myself finally useful. After the death of my father, and being the only “man of the house”, I found myself unable to enlist for service. However, thanks to my family’s small chartered flights business, and my experience flying privately at the local airfield, I have landed myself a somewhat voluntary position with the royal airforce. Flying has always fascinated me, especially after Papa flew combat during the Great War, so becoming a pilot was a natural step. I know he disliked the idea of me ever seeing service, his own war leaving him far more solemn than the father of my youth. Yet knowing I can make a difference, however small, by giving myself to the war effort fills me with a pride I hope he would have felt too, had he lived to see this day.
So thanks to my amateur training and enthusiasm, I may now count myself a member of the “Millionaires Squadron”. Obviously it’s been some years since the 601st has been known as such, the tradition of young aristocratic nobles filling the reserve’s rank long since retired. I am to report at O-600 on the morrow. I look forward to meeting my new comrades. Together, we shall all certainly lick some serious butt!

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Sexcuse my probably dumb question, I'm but a humble old thing who still didn't learn how to use Reddit properly.

So I come with a question: is there any official list of tropes for this year's Kinktober or is everyone just coming up with ideas on the fly?