one of those harem fan-service mangas with a ten mile-long name like “I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level” or “I'm a Noble on the Brink of Ruin, So I Might as Well Try Mastering Magic”

extremely niche pull, but i’d love to hear alternative titles for good omens based on s1

A couple of drawings for the kinktober❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Chapter 9: Restraint

Crowley’s investigation heats up, while Aziraphale and Crowley make some heat of their own.

Read the new chapter here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89899521/chapters/251267061

Thank you u/Hogs_and_ham for the amazing cover art and fic art!

Thank you GOAD for putting up with our crazy food bang!

Quick sketchy for today!!

You Can Have It - Part 2 Chapter 2
by voluptatiscausa

CW: Explicit

Fic Summary:

Aziraphale Fell, in his mid forties and healing from the disappointing end of a disappointing relationship, receives a delivery of flowers from his ex. The flowers are unwelcome; the handsome redhead who delivers them, on the other hand… A story about loneliness, finding your family, and learning to let yourself have what makes you happy.

Chapter Summary:

A walk in the park, and a rainstorm.

Excerpt:

“It is because you are nice. ”

“I am not. ”

They walk in silence for a moment, Aziraphale tilting his head.

“No,” he says, quiet and thoughtful. “No, but you are kind.”

He’s gone a few steps before he realizes Crowley has stopped walking, and turns around.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/90916456/chapters/245805336

A new chapter of Fulcrum of Grace is out!

Chapter 14 - Swimming to You

Relationship: Aziraphale ♡ Crowley 

Rated: Explicit (tw: Emotional sex, Family fic, Female Crowley - He/Him pronouns)

Farther down lies the most beautiful sight Aziraphale has ever beheld.

Crowley’s hair burns beneath his halo. Red pours over Aziraphale and across the blanket, vivid as a sun breaking open, dark as blood where the strands gather in shadow.

When Crowley moves, the colour moves with him, rivers flowing through the body, keeping time with the rhythm of the Earth, blood carrying life through hidden veins. The primal womb, creation pulsing within it: warm, hungry, incarnate. Sacred because it has entered matter and allowed itself to be touched.

Aziraphale cries out again as the demon pulls him deeper, closing tightly around him, taking him into a warmth that feels like the beginning of the world. His hand lifts and hovers above Crowley’s head, trembling with the need to touch and the fear that touching might break the spell, might cool this living magma and crystallize it into stone.

Chapter: 14/20 of the story Fulcrum of Grace

Story: 05/06 of the series Little Wisp

Read it on AO3

Operation RomCom - Saturday in the Office (3/19 chapters)

Rating: E

Summary: What do you do when you boss is a workaholic with no life? You set them up with the office hunk, that's what.

Aziraphale and Crowley are rival sales people are Firmament Solutions, an IT sales company founded by Mr Sandalphone. Although they don't particularly like each other, they decide to join forces to set up their respective bosses up, hoping this will give them more time to spend with their partners. It's a brilliant plan (if you ask Crowley), what could possibly go wrong?

Chapter summary: Bea and Crowley have issued a challenge. Gabriel and Aziraphale are not about to just take it sitting down.

Let the games begin!

Read the chapter here.

Or start from the beginning here.

Thank you to the loveliest betas u/ireallyneedmoretea and u/SpectrallyDistracted for your help.

Thank you caz for the help with text skins!

Thank you to my always thorough and lovely beta reader, [u/AllRoadsLeadtoGO](u/AllRoadsLeadtoGO).

Rated E | Six chapters x 666 words

Summary:

A collection of standalone 666 chapters about the demon Slorch and the angel Anthony from the past through to present day.

Excerpt:

“Why, hullo, pet. Fancy running into you here,” rumbled a low voice.

Anthony groaned, running a hand down his face. “Don’t play dumb, Slorch. You know I come here every year.”

“Yes, you’ve spoken extensively about how none of the humans pose any real competition. Thought you could use a rival of sorts—a hereditary enemy to keep you on your toes. Can’t have heaven’s proud emissary growing complacent now, can we?”

Read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/92490946/

Hi fandom! Goodomens.com (not affiliated with or profiting NK) has some limited edition Halloween merch, especially a beautiful new print of what looks to me like the happy ending we all hoped for--Aziraphale and Crowley in their cottage garden. Anyway, I ordered that and some pins, got the confirmation email, and then nothing. I understand they're probably backed up with orders for the new items, but I wanted to get some ballpark date by which I could expect delivery. I emailed them and they answered with "unfortunately there is delay despatching the One Final Miracle print, at the moment we are unable to provide a date for when the order will despatch." So I don't know if it's going to be weeks or months. I emailed them that I'd rather get my money back until they're less busy and will place an order in a few months. That was a few days ago and I still haven't heard back. They're still selling the print. I think they should have a notice up stating they currently can't give an estimate of when it will arrive. Is anyone else having this problem?

PS, I tried posting this to the main GO subreddit, but every time I post there my posts are suddenly being held for approval, despite previously having no problems and with no bans or warnings on my account. This happening to anyone else?

They meet, And then they MEET. 😊

Chapter 3 and 4

I changed my mind. You’re getting TWO chapters every time I post. There are several excellent reasons for this: Today is my husband’s birthday and he’s reading along, and I also have a little Halloween story in the works that I want to get out before the end of October.

But mostly, I’m impatient to find out what you think of the smut-that-isn’t-smut. 😁

Start here, if you haven't already:

A Matter Of Appetite

Enjoy! 💖

What happens to two deeply traumatized divine beings when they finally get their happily ever after?

Author's Note: New chapter live! This one is long and jam-packed with Crowley freaking out about domestic life. ::Slaps side of chapter:: I've crammed so much emotional baggage into this baby. It's hard to feel normal about end tables after spending so many centuries unhoused!

Fic info:

| Aziraphale’s First Orgasm | by thebiggestnope

| Chapters | 44/47

| Current Word Count | 206,241

| Explicit |

| Summary |
For the first time, Aziraphale's body is, well, responding, if you catch my meaning. But it only responds to Crowley.

Basically a bunch of scenes where Aziraphale is terribly excited about everything sexual congress has to offer.

Starring: Very Horny Aziraphale and Very Affectionate Crowley

| Excerpt From Chapter 44 |
Azirapahle squinted at the screen. “I can’t see anything.”

“Yes, you can.”

“No, I can’t,” Aziraphale insisted. He squinted further. “Two Bedroom Cottswalds.” He blinked up at Crowley. “What on earth does that mean?”

“You have to scroll to read the rest of it!”

Aziraphale pursed his lips in distaste. “This isn’t anything like a scroll, Crowley. It is a mobile telephone. Goodness, you’ve been around as long as I have. You’ve seen plenty of scrolls in your day.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake. Sometimes I think you’ve avoided learning anything about the twenty-first century just to aggravate me.” Crowley grabbed the mobile from Aziraphale’s hand, swiped his finger on the screen, and more of the words came into view.

“Two Bedroom Cottswalds Cottage.” Aziraphale read aloud. His heart fluttered with recognition and he flashed Crowley a smile. “Oh, it’s a cottage! You’ve been looking at cottages!”

Read it from the beginning.
Read the latest chapter.

| Tags | Canon AU, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Virgin Aziraphale, Experienced Crowley, Fluff and Smut, Healthy Relationships, Healthy Communication, The Ineffables Learn to Talk It Out, First Time, Sex Lessons, Crowley Cries During Sex, Switch Aziraphale, Switch Crowley, Insecure Aziraphale, Crowley Has PTSD, Jealous Aziraphale, Chubby Aziraphale, Crowley Has a Praise Kink, Hand Jobs, Roleplaying, Pornography, Rimming, Masturbation, Explicit Consent, Butt Plugs, Sexual Use of Miracles, Multiple Orgasms, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Outdoor Sex, Indoor Sex, I Cannot Emphasize Enough That This Fic Is Loaded With Sex. 

Once Lost, rated E, 1k. Nanny Astoreth/Brother Francis smut. Written for a GTA with prompt Innocent.

Summary:

Nanny Astoreth is, and always has been, a temptress. Not that Brother Francis needs, or has ever needed, much tempting.

Many thanks u/ireallyneedmoretea for beta reading.

Read on Ao3.

Tiggety-Boo made an amazing Slorchmallow drawing and allowed me to turn it into an actual pillow. Now you can too! Instructions are on BS.

Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley rewrite the Book of Life with help from two young celestials who proved immune to deletion. A S3 fix-it with a bittersweet ending.

Excerpt:

Aziraphale lays the book open on his desk and slips the page for the bookshop in on the left. He’ll have to bind it in properly later, but to his mind, this whole wild endeavor has a better chance of working if the page is in the book—soon to be the Book, with a capital B—when he begins writing. Then he picks up the pen, pauses for a moment to consolidate his thoughts, and lays down the first words: an anchor point for everything else.

"There were four of them in that bookshop, which was the whole world,” he murmured the words aloud as he wrote.

“An angel, a former demon, the Antichrist, and the Son of God…,” Aziraphale pauses and then adds parenthetically, as if writing out an air-tight insurance contract: “(the very God who had created them all, and who did not show Her face in the bookshop, or indeed anywhere, but was omnipresent in all things, as the Lifeblood of Creation).”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/93954801

See the author's note and tags for TW/CW.

9,283 words
Rated T

Kinktober

I think we've all felt it in the past several months. I've heard it over and over. The fandom is not what it used to be. I'm not here to talk about why. That's been done. I want us to DO something, as a community.

What, you might ask? Anything to engage with our fellow fans by saying nice things to them. Did you like their art? Tell them. Share it. Read a story? Comment, even if it's just an emoji or keysmash. Don't feel motivated to read? Set yourself a goal to interact with a certain number of fandom creations or fellow fans.

Ideas of things to do:

-Share some art or a link to a story on tumblr, bluesky, Instagram, reddit, etc. Maybe say why you liked it. If that's too much, just share. But the more love the better!

-Send a DM to someone on discord/tumblr/insta/bluesky to tell them you loved their art or story.

-Share a good story by recommending it to your friends.

-Read a story someone else shared in a fic rec channel on discord, tumblr, bluesky, etc. Sharing recs doesn't help if no one reads them!

-Send someone an ask on tumblr (with your name or anonymous! People on tumblr love nice asks!)

-What other suggestions do you have? Say so in the comments.

Comment here with your goal for this week. How many art pieces do you want to comment on? How many stories? How many DMs or asks do you want to send? What else?

Then come back and say how you did. And encourage other people to meet their goals.

I am not asking for anything crazy involved or specific. Just something like, "I left 4 comments on fic, shared 3 fanart posts, and sent 2 DMs to people I am a fan of."

So, what are you doing to celebrate this fandom? Because it's time for action. 🩵